LOOL. me too. Apparently if mu masturbate twice a day, it will increase your life span by is years Like -Cemment -July 21 at 12: we meme . It sh -and 2 anthers
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me too

Apparently if mu masturbate twice a day, it will increase your life
span by is years
Like -Cemment -July 21 at 12: we meme . It
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#57 - aBlindMoron (07/31/2012) [+] (11 replies)
>be 15   
>parents aren't home for 4 hours   
>decide to see how many times I can fap in that time period   
>fapped 7 times in the next  2 hours   
>by the third time my orgasms yielded no pleasure   
>fourth time was actually slightly painful   
>fifth time my cum was pink from having blood mixed into the semen   
>seventh time yielded more blood than semen   
>still I carried on for the sake of science   
>eight time I felt something "pop" in my shaft before I came   
>dick started bleeding   
>freak out   
>too embarrassed to call an ambulance   
>dick bleeds out in pants   
>months later my mother notices the blood in my underwear   
>i had to reveal the secret   
>i couldn't even look her in the eyes   
>to my surprise   
>she did the mash   
>she did the monster mash
>be 15
>parents aren't home for 4 hours
>decide to see how many times I can fap in that time period
>fapped 7 times in the next 2 hours
>by the third time my orgasms yielded no pleasure
>fourth time was actually slightly painful
>fifth time my cum was pink from having blood mixed into the semen
>seventh time yielded more blood than semen
>still I carried on for the sake of science
>eight time I felt something "pop" in my shaft before I came
>dick started bleeding
>freak out
>too embarrassed to call an ambulance
>dick bleeds out in pants
>months later my mother notices the blood in my underwear
>i had to reveal the secret
>i couldn't even look her in the eyes
>to my surprise
>she did the mash
>she did the monster mash
#231 - tonyspinners (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Does making your dick fart still count?
#40 - anonymous (07/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
4 times. That's 16 years per day. I'll be young and gorgeous for an eternity!
#81 to #40 - zeusx ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
yep, so gorgeous that you have to fap 4 times a day
User avatar #275 - newrockerkid (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**newrockerkid rolled user fjponythread ** this guy masturbates too much
#203 - lizzarro (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
1) masturbate twice in one day   
2) gain 8 years   
3)  masturbate twice tomorrow   
4)  gain 8 more years   
5) repeat   
6) ???   
7) PROFIT!
1) masturbate twice in one day
2) gain 8 years
3) masturbate twice tomorrow
4) gain 8 more years
5) repeat
6) ???
7) PROFIT!
User avatar #112 - wirecred (07/31/2012) [+] (21 replies)
When I was 13- 14 i tried not to fap more than 3 times a week so i could have more testosterone to grow a mustache, armpit hair ect. It ended up doing nothing and I just got super angry all the time
#270 - ninjaspacewarrior (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That's why forever alone is FOREVER alone.
#163 - apronboobsface (08/01/2012) [-]
shocked chair is shocked.... and aroused.
#156 - scarydino (08/01/2012) [-]
Such a simple yet brilliant response
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#1 - iliketities (07/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
what if i jerk it four times a day do i become twice the immortal? pic unrelated
#273 - seemerollin (08/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**seemerollin rolled a random image posted in comment #300 at Boys playing with little kids ** how i masturbate
**seemerollin rolled a random image posted in comment #300 at Boys playing with little kids ** how i masturbate
#69 - poonjavie (07/31/2012) [+] (38 replies)
why is it that some of you boys can only come a couple of times a day, and others can come like every half an hour?
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-15
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#157 to #150 - Bacula (08/01/2012) [-]
This isn't the time to use that
User avatar #170 - danniegurl (08/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I've found that the more I masturbate the harder it is to come. It takes me forever now.
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