tag.... I said dont!. YOU' RE. It. May sound a bit weird but I do similar things in Skyrim. Whenever I kill a high-profile character (Mercer Frey, Ulfric Stormcloak, etc.) I soul trap them. Then  Do not read the
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#1 - ragged
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(07/30/2012) [-]
May sound a bit weird but I do similar things in Skyrim. Whenever I kill a high-profile character (Mercer Frey, Ulfric Stormcloak, etc.) I soul trap them. Then I use it to put an enchantment on the weapon I used/their weapon/article of clothing and display it in my house.

I like to use my enemies' souls as trophies.
#2 to #1 - anon
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(07/30/2012) [-]
I must do this now.
#105 to #1 - EdwardNigma
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(07/31/2012) [-]
That is very ******* evil.

I love it, thank you for that idea.
#112 to #1 - heartlessrobot
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(07/31/2012) [-]
I turned Ulfric into a pair of shoes that increases stealth out of irony.
#297 to #1 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
If I do this, (it's an awesome idea by the way) I would soul trap animal gems and name them stuff like Cowblade or trollsword.
#97 to #1 - nsfwofficial
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(07/31/2012) [-]
different game but in fallout 3 i would cut off and hide only the left leg of those that i killed. kind of like a calling card
#3 to #1 - nightlurker **User deleted account**
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#4 to #3 - feboapolo
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(07/30/2012) [-]
But there are certain quests that you have to kill them.
#5 to #1 - feboapolo
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(07/30/2012) [-]
You're a genius.
#6 to #1 - jasonthelurker
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(07/30/2012) [-]
I tried soul trapping Ulfric but whenever I tried the spell it just said he resisted the soul trap. I don't think it's possible unless it allows enchanted swords to soul trap him. But I did get Mercer however. He became an enchanted circlet.
#11 to #1 - shallowloqi
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(07/31/2012) [-]
I do some things to certain characters I kill in skyrim. If I kill someone who fought hard and to the end for their cause, whether it be a stormcloak soldier, guard in a dragon battle, or just a common NPC defending themselves from tyranny. I lay their bodies out in an honorable manner and put down a few flowers according to the region they died in. I do it as an honor for them dying for what they believed in or loved. I never do it for bandits or imperials or other people bent on evil. I still have the old habit of having good karma in games. So I like to lay people to rest in a nice way. And if I can, i'll dispose of them according to their race. If a redguard, I lay them next to their armor, if nord, I try to set them down a river with flowers, etc etc.
#93 to #11 - captainrattrap
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Holy **** that's alot of effort. I just pick up the bodies and put them in fires.
#170 to #11 - postalduckling
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Damn, I thought I was extremely nice in games. Elder Scrolls in specific, I think the nicest thing I've done was after killing the Skooma addict I duplicated my Skooma and buried him in it. Normally I have a habit of leaving my victims in the nude, which may or may not be because of the Demon of the Desert
#114 to #11 - tropius
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(07/31/2012) [-]
I hate Nords after doing the Forsworn Conspiracy quest in Markarth.
#98 to #11 - admiralen
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(07/31/2012) [-]
why not imperials? the stormcloaks are just thalmor puppets, imperials just want some peace to build their forces before the war with the thalmor is on again
#104 to #98 - shallowloqi
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(07/31/2012) [-]
I just don't like how they want to tax Skyrim. I feel that if the stormcloaks rule, they will be called on by the empire to fight the thalmor one day. The same with Hammerfell, being one of the only independent provinces from the empire.
#235 to #104 - admiralen
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(07/31/2012) [-]
and btw have you heard ulfrics voiceacting, seriously his battlecry is the worst ive ever heard
#14 to #11 - anon
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(07/31/2012) [-]
wait, I thought imperials were the good guys
#34 to #14 - shallowloqi
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Imperials want to tax and do a lot of stuff to Skyrim. While the stormcloaks want to keep it a free province, but they're also a little bit racist. I'd call the stormcloaks the good guys in my opinion.
#124 to #34 - wrongneighborhood
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Well think about it. If the Stormcloaks won, they still wouldn't be strong enough to face the Aldmeri Dominion, and neither would the Empire. If the Empire reunified Skyrim, Morrowind, and Black Marsh, they could do all of this while still within the terms of the White-Gold Concordat, and then consolidate their forces (with Hammerfell) to take down the dominion. THEN Ulfric and Tulius and all those politicians could settle their petty squabbles during a peaceful time. Honestly, Ulfric could not have picked a ******* worse time to start a rebellion. Dragons and Thalmor, Dragons and Thalmor everywhere. That's just the way I see it.
#113 to #34 - anonymouslive
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Depends which race you're playing. If you're a Mer race, Kahjit or Argonian, The Imperials are more just. If you're a Nord, then Stormcloaks. I find Red guards and Orcs can choose either, though.
#175 to #113 - shallowloqi
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Orcs have always been in the Empire. And Redguards fought the empire and won their independence.
#192 to #175 - anonymouslive
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Then I stand corrected. I was going off of the racism of the nords. They seem to hate all elfs, the Kajit's and the Argonians. Don't seem to care about redguards or Orcs though.
#19 - auesis
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(07/31/2012) [-]
>Go adventuring with Mjoll for a while   
>Dat accent   
>Marry for that one reason   
>Move in to modded house, that has a waterfall and ****, real classy   
>Just finished putting all my things away   
>Mjoll has gone to sleep   
>Aerin is sitting in a chair, watching her every breath   
>What the actual ****   
>Wait outside in the morning   
>Aerin goes to cross the bridge leading from my house to the path   
>Soul trap   
>Run him through with my sword and throw his corpse in to the river under the bridge, never to be seen again   
>Enchant a necklace with his soul   
>Name it "Cunt"   
>Give to Mjoll, who has no idea   
>To this day, she has been wearing her childhood friend around her neck
>Go adventuring with Mjoll for a while
>Dat accent
>Marry for that one reason
>Move in to modded house, that has a waterfall and ****, real classy
>Just finished putting all my things away
>Mjoll has gone to sleep
>Aerin is sitting in a chair, watching her every breath
>What the actual ****
>Wait outside in the morning
>Aerin goes to cross the bridge leading from my house to the path
>Soul trap
>Run him through with my sword and throw his corpse in to the river under the bridge, never to be seen again
>Enchant a necklace with his soul
>Name it "Cunt"
>Give to Mjoll, who has no idea
>To this day, she has been wearing her childhood friend around her neck
#127 to #19 - wrongneighborhood
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Holy **** that gif.
Holy **** that gif.
#62 to #19 - drainbramage
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(07/31/2012) [-]
This is one of the greatest things I have ever read that relates to Skyrim. But on a marriage related question. Do any particular mates give you any kind of bonus compared to others or can I just go ahead and **** Ysolda into unconsciousness?
This is one of the greatest things I have ever read that relates to Skyrim. But on a marriage related question. Do any particular mates give you any kind of bonus compared to others or can I just go ahead and **** Ysolda into unconsciousness?
#87 to #62 - benjamino
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Marry Njada or Aela from the companions.

Both mildy attractive
Both open shops, so same as Ysolda
Both companions
Invincible if married, so excellent companions
#64 to #62 - auesis
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Thank you, sir. If they're a merchant, you get access to their shop from your house, but that's about it.
#65 to #64 - drainbramage
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(07/31/2012) [-]
That's good then, I kinda wanted to marry someone with a kid and chase them for three hours a day. But Ysolda is the way to go for me!
#66 to #65 - auesis
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(07/31/2012) [-]
I married Mjoll on my last playthrough, but now I'm nailing Muiri.
#67 to #66 - drainbramage
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Which one was Mjoll again? Unless they sell stuff I'm not very familiar with them, Kajiit sneak build, best decision I've made.
#68 to #67 - auesis
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(07/31/2012) [-]
The barbarian-esque bird in Riften who asks you to find her sword and has an extremely heavy accent that I love the **** out of. She fit my Battlemage like a glove.
#69 to #68 - drainbramage
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(07/31/2012) [-]
OOOhhhhh I know the one you mean, I may have to reconsider...I'll find her later and inspect her ass.
#29 - graknab
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(07/31/2012) [-]
>Playing Skyrim
>Girl asks to play tag
>Running around with children giggling
>Suddenly I am it
>Transform into werewolf
>Jump onto girl and claw at her
>Feast
>I win
#95 to #29 - fingercramp
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(07/31/2012) [-]
#38 to #29 - mrwatcher
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(07/31/2012) [-]
spoken like a true dragon born
#134 - demonatatoo ONLINE
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(07/31/2012) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about this thread, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.
#161 to #134 - anon
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(07/31/2012) [-]
pretty god, but they never speak of Hell, just oblivion, but still pretty good
#139 to #134 - eddiethead
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(07/31/2012) [-]
that's the best version of that copy-pasta i've ever read.
#140 to #139 - demonatatoo ONLINE
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#276 to #139 - demonatatoo ONLINE
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(08/01/2012) [-]
I also just made a nazi one.
#152 to #134 - braviary
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(07/31/2012) [-]
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
#176 to #134 - littlenish
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(07/31/2012) [-]
May the Divines bless your heart, friend.
#148 to #134 - zakvanloocke
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(07/31/2012) [-]
this... this is incredible
#149 to #148 - demonatatoo ONLINE
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(07/31/2012) [-]
I just noticed that I spelled draugr wrong.
#160 to #134 - thatkiddonovan
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(07/31/2012) [-]
I ******* lost it right at "Milk Drinker"   
   
****** 10/10 post.
I ******* lost it right at "Milk Drinker"

****** 10/10 post.
#10 - ninjabadger
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(07/31/2012) [-]
#77 to #10 - anon
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(07/31/2012) [-]
*become leader of the stormcloak rebellion*

"what do you want, milk-drinker?"

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#153 to #77 - memolia
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(07/31/2012) [-]
> Became the harbinger of companions
> Guards call you a new member
#143 - karhunperse
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(07/31/2012) [-]
#158 to #143 - twistedmedics
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Pyros gonna get her
#163 - turtlepoop
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#150 - haloforlife
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(07/31/2012) [-]
>Be Khajiit warewolf
>Walk past guard
>He says to me "is that fur coming out of your ears"
>MFW
#174 to #150 - littlenish
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(07/31/2012) [-]
>Be Khajiit   
>Killing Falmer in Forgotten Vale   
>Looks in chest   
>Finds Dragonscale Armor of Renewal and Ebony Warhammer (I love Warhammers)   
>mfw
>Be Khajiit
>Killing Falmer in Forgotten Vale
>Looks in chest
>Finds Dragonscale Armor of Renewal and Ebony Warhammer (I love Warhammers)
>mfw
#179 to #150 - noblekira
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(07/31/2012) [-]
>Be Khajiit
>make fur colour black
>Become warewolf
>Be naked when transform
>Look like you are just an angrier version of yourself
#85 - fluffycloudguy
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(07/31/2012) [-]
#250 to #85 - demonatatoo ONLINE
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(07/31/2012) [-]
Almost unrelated but funny as ****!