KISSING WHILE YOU'RE NAKED. . I minutes ago lik When Iwas little, Ithought sex was just kissing while you were naked and one time when I got out of the shower I
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KISSING WHILE YOU'RE NAKED

I minutes ago lik
When Iwas little, Ithought sex was just kissing while you were
naked and one time when I got out of the shower I kissed my cat
on the head and then Remmembered Iwas naked and ran
downstairs crying saying that mad sex with the cat. You should
have seen my mom' s face.
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#18 - dafunkad (07/30/2012) [-]
wait that means...

oh god...

i'm still a virgin
#182 to #18 - anon (07/31/2012) [-]
Dude, you got all the way to being naked and kissing...
and you didn't bang her? Are you gay?
User avatar #354 to #182 - rennat (07/31/2012) [-]
He never said "Her".
#417 to #182 - pjotor (07/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #395 to #182 - robfranks (07/31/2012) [-]
Scott Pilgrim.
#87 - novastroyer (07/31/2012) [-]
mfw I found out the penis goes inside the vagina.
#45 - elizabethsiber (07/31/2012) [-]
I thought sex was when a guy pees in a girl's asshole
User avatar #67 to #45 - IrishAssassin (07/31/2012) [-]
Didn't Carman say that?
User avatar #173 to #45 - yuzuruotinashi (07/31/2012) [-]
I used to think it was sticking your dick into a girl's nipples... I was so convinced that I even asked my Dad if it mattered which nipple it was.
#26 - madhattergirl (07/30/2012) [-]
Nothing hotter than licking pussy.
Nothing hotter than licking pussy.
#27 to #26 - thedarkangel (07/30/2012) [-]
cat gif just cause   
i like your name
cat gif just cause
i like your name
User avatar #14 - Darkerface (07/30/2012) [-]
When I was like 7 I had actually no idea how sex was performed, only that it included laying on eachother.
My brother decided one day to wrestle me down and lay on top of me.
"Haha we just had sex and since you where bottom, you're the one getting pregnant!"
I was scared ******** , super worried that I might get pregnant, after all, childbirth seemed awfully hurtful.
I decided to get some expert advice, so the next day at school, during the gym class, I asked my teacher;
"Is it the top or the bottom that gets pregnant when you **** ?"
#69 to #14 - anon (07/31/2012) [-]
ya cuz 7 year olds say **** , faggot liar
User avatar #75 to #69 - beepee (07/31/2012) [-]
They do in 2012
User avatar #352 to #69 - Darkerface (07/31/2012) [-]
First of all, I didn't say " **** ", I said "pule", second of all
"HURRDURR I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE EVERYWHERE XD"
User avatar #368 to #365 - Darkerface (07/31/2012) [-]
yep
#398 to #368 - anon (07/31/2012) [-]
inb4 "NORWAY FTW XDXDXD!"
#407 to #398 - manbanana (07/31/2012) [-]
Norway ftw!
#268 - bluematterman (07/31/2012) [-]
Blew my mind when I found out women didn't have penises.

MFW my big brother told me.
User avatar #340 to #268 - tempman (07/31/2012) [-]
When i was little, i just thought that their genital is their tits, and that they didn't have anything down there. But i knew then that it was really weird.
#281 to #268 - anon (07/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7574928 at FJ Pony Thread ** I thought that when people had sex that they just pissed all over each other
#277 to #268 - anon (07/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #68147 at Anime & Manga ** What Womenz don't have duck's
User avatar #278 to #268 - CRosBY (07/31/2012) [-]
I didn't think they had anything.
#284 to #268 - anon (07/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Proof funny is still in FJ. ** HFW
#263 - Kraid (07/31/2012) [-]
You guys will think I'm an idiot.... but when I was little, I thought as soon as two people got married, the woman automatically became impregnated. ._.
#295 - anon (07/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #243 at Kill yourselves ** <--- what i had sex with
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User avatar #303 to #295 - pimpinpenguin (07/31/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHA sorry! i had to delete that roll XD ...wow haha
#192 - dasbrot (07/31/2012) [-]
Ready for more, big boy?
#163 - trollinggenius (07/31/2012) [-]
when i was little, i thought grown ups got pregnant when they kissed on their wedding day, because in the movies they always show the wedding scene when they kiss and the next thing you know, theyre holding a baby.
#37 - anserine (07/31/2012) [-]
when i was little another girl told me that sex was basically exactly what it was, but every time he thrust the girl got more pregnant. like a bike pump.
User avatar #145 to #37 - pokemonstheshiz (07/31/2012) [-]
Well if that were true, the push and pray method would totally work. Just keep going till she explodes.
#370 - slootyslooot (07/31/2012) [-]
**slootyslooot rolled a random image posted in comment #122 at Now you have to ** <-who I lost my virginity too.
#55 - workitout (07/31/2012) [-]
I thought sex was when people rolled around naked.
I thought sex was when people rolled around naked.
#95 to #55 - asftrooper ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
Where is that from?! TELL ME NOW!!!
User avatar #58 to #55 - SHAMU (07/31/2012) [-]
did he died?
User avatar #60 to #58 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
it's fake
#78 to #55 - spazzin (07/31/2012) [-]
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#48 - maximusboy (07/31/2012) [-]
i used to think girls pissed out of their asses
#116 to #48 - genephil (07/31/2012) [-]
Me too :I

*Bro fist*
#72 to #48 - jcmonster (07/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #31 - derangedberger ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
My friend thought that the vagina went inside the dickhole.
#35 to #31 - ismet (07/31/2012) [-]
wat.
#36 to #31 - supername (07/31/2012) [-]
<-your friend
User avatar #32 to #31 - paras (07/31/2012) [-]
how would that even be remotely physically possible?
User avatar #34 to #32 - derangedberger ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
He thought that a vagina was like a penis but small enough to fit.
#3 - euphoricturtle (07/30/2012) [-]
I used to think that you had to put your penis in the girls butt and then a baby came out later.
#15 to #3 - mrcowll (07/30/2012) [-]
Born to do anal were we? Me and you thought alike my friend.
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User avatar #10 to #3 - doopleganger (07/30/2012) [-]
Close enough
#282 - pearhead (07/31/2012) [-]
MFW I learn that boys and girls are &quot;different&quot; physically.
MFW I learn that boys and girls are "different" physically.
#146 - derpology (07/31/2012) [-]
mom's face when
#194 - zakvanloocke (07/31/2012) [-]
Now grown up...
User avatar #196 to #194 - jacobomexicano (07/31/2012) [-]
Babu, you fox-eared asshole!
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