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Life..

on But till dimer night.
lunar daddy put
his partial in aan mouth.
What damn that gin fan?
and a mummy an: In
thug hug and
Han dash mlm Thin.
thug haw nu. which
mun: daddy put: hi:
penis innards mommy‘:
a baby.
it glued my
It gives
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#2 - madkip (07/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - frohtastic (07/30/2012) [-]
Pearl Necklace!
#29 - waffies (07/30/2012) [-]
When my daughter asks me where babies come from, i am NOT giving her the talk right there on the spot. I'd be terrified of saying something my wife would beat me for.
User avatar #37 to #29 - ottoboys ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
wouldn't you want beat?
#38 to #37 - waffies (07/31/2012) [-]
wrong kind of beat, but well said!
wrong kind of beat, but well said!
User avatar #39 to #38 - ottoboys ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
Im the only one into that?
User avatar #40 to #39 - waffies (07/31/2012) [-]
into what? Are you saying you're a masochist or you like handjobs?
User avatar #41 to #40 - ottoboys ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
both
#43 to #41 - waffies (07/31/2012) [-]
and then there's THIS ************ !
#45 to #44 - waffies (07/31/2012) [-]
Eeeyup
User avatar #69 to #45 - archangelnight (07/31/2012) [-]
What is the source of these comics.
User avatar #71 to #69 - waffies (07/31/2012) [-]
Gone With the Blastwave. Rarely updated but very funny
User avatar #72 to #71 - archangelnight (07/31/2012) [-]
Thank you waffles.
#73 to #72 - waffies (07/31/2012) [-]
Rank #6, people still get your name wrong. Goes to show how little thumbs mean on FJ.
User avatar #75 to #73 - archangelnight (07/31/2012) [-]
My glasses are broken and i can't see great without them, i have to keep my screen zoomed out to see everything on the page considering i have a small screen. I am sorry for getting you name wrong. What did i mess up on?
User avatar #76 to #75 - waffies (07/31/2012) [-]
wasn't griping, just joking about FJ. And what appears to be an L is actually an i
User avatar #77 to #76 - archangelnight (07/31/2012) [-]
...i should buy contacts.
#52 - awesomeguyTS (07/31/2012) [-]
looks like OP wants some jewelry then...
looks like OP wants some jewelry then...
#9 - HarvietheDinkle (07/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 - Zyaph ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
Do not scroll down.
User avatar #46 to #42 - chairbag (07/31/2012) [-]
I didn't listen. Why didn't I listen...WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN!
User avatar #70 to #42 - archangelnight (07/31/2012) [-]
Ignorance is bliss...

Rule 34 can be a bitch sometimes.
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#51 to #42 - magicisinthemusic (07/31/2012) [-]
No No No.    
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?
No No No.
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?
#56 to #42 - elblancomexicano (07/31/2012) [-]
What did he post? I see everyone freaking out about it and It was flagged. Will anyone tell me?
User avatar #94 to #56 - chairbag (07/31/2012) [-]
Furry porn. Dragons ******* cars, etc. I thought I would get to the actual comments if I kept scrolling but I was wrong. Very, very wrong.
#54 to #42 - Melusine (07/31/2012) [-]
I thought you were all just joking around, but you all told the truth.
#49 to #42 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-]
i'm... i'm gonna do it.
#50 to #49 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-]
That was a mistake and a half.
Don't ******* do it.
#53 to #42 - mericuh (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh god I challenged myself to scroll down and now I think I need to take a shower...
#4 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
now her daughter knows to give BJs if she wants jewelry
User avatar #78 - theguywithnopants (07/31/2012) [-]
Good way to get a pearl neckless (ifyouknowwhati_mean.jpg)
User avatar #79 to #78 - redthumb (07/31/2012) [-]
weallknowwhatyoumean.jpeg
#68 - richieninenine (07/31/2012) [-]
REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!
REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!
#66 - mrsoup (07/31/2012) [-]
REPOST
REPOST
#61 to #60 - anon (07/31/2012) [-]
you are meme is bad. fix you are own meme before judging someone elses.
#62 to #61 - swaki (07/31/2012) [-]
What exactly are you talking about? My meme is being used with its intended use dumbass.
User avatar #67 to #62 - AeroChic (07/31/2012) [-]
He's saying it should be "your," not "you're."
#93 to #67 - swaki (07/31/2012) [-]
Lol. I feel like such an idiot. That is what I get for trying to make a quality comment while late at night.
User avatar #36 - erinerinerin (07/31/2012) [-]
Repost.
User avatar #84 - subaqueousreach (07/31/2012) [-]
I never understood why so many women have issues with giving head.

Men go down on women all the time without hesitation (unless of course for obvious reasons). 1. Because we know it makes them feel good, and 2. Because it's fun down there. Like cave exploring, but with your tongue.

Women need to learn to return the favor once in a while.
#91 to #84 - anon (07/31/2012) [-]
I prefer making them sit in the snow for a while then call it ice fishing.
#85 to #84 - ltsreno (07/31/2012) [-]
Like cave exploring? You're with a very...loose woman.
#58 - sweeneyswaiting (07/31/2012) [-]
The comments down there...
User avatar #74 - superjavelin (07/31/2012) [-]
I don't know what all the comments are about, but I am afraid.

I am afraid of whatever horror can make all those who scroll down regret it instantly.

A brave soul, a stronger soul than mine, may venture forth into those abyssal fathoms, beckoning whatever awaits in the murky unknown.

Perhaps, in the future, one such soul shall delve into that place, that chamber of nightmares, and return not broken, not gibbering, but with a hand grasped firmly around the truth, and proclaim to the world what vile thing lies within.

Their name will be sung across the land as the hero who saved a generation from its own fear, and will be emblazoned in legend forevermore.
User avatar #80 to #74 - danytheop (07/31/2012) [-]
It's all faggotry.
#64 - sandle (07/31/2012) [-]
More specifically than jewelry, it gives mommy a pearl necklace. Pic kinda related maybe because my joke was so bad it was almost a lame pun?
#92 - alucord (07/31/2012) [-]
Then is Op trying to open a store?
#63 - anon (07/31/2012) [-]
When I asked my dad where baby comes from he had this to say, "When a mom and dad love each other very much they get married and have a baby by hugging each other really tight. Or they like each other okay and were just hooking up on their parent's couch one night when the condom breaks, that's where you came from." My father's a very honest man.
User avatar #3 - vatra (07/30/2012) [-]
Wertq, you've been posting **************** for about two hours now. Where the **** are you even finding all of these? This is the only only one I've actually seen before.
User avatar #5 to #3 - wertq (07/30/2012) [-]
I don't know. I can't really remember..
User avatar #6 to #5 - vatra (07/30/2012) [-]
Went on a spree apparently.
User avatar #7 to #6 - wertq (07/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, 45 pics..
User avatar #8 to #7 - vatra (07/30/2012) [-]
Sounds about right, I believe I saw most of them.
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