the bathroom.... that´s why!. That 's why women need 30 Minutes: 4) brushing teeth... R] taking a shower... and that' s why men need 10 Minutes.... Who goes to the bathroom AFTER they shower? That defeats the purpose of showering.... why bathroom pee Shower Men women fun
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the bathroom...

That 's why women need 30 Minutes:
4) brushing teeth...
R] taking a shower...
and that' s why men need 10 Minutes...
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#44 - SniperKitty (07/30/2012) [-]
Who goes to the bathroom AFTER they shower? That defeats the purpose of showering....
User avatar #54 to #44 - KwMclovin (07/30/2012) [-]
so do you **** in the shower then?
User avatar #56 to #54 - SniperKitty (07/30/2012) [-]
If you have to **** , do it before a shower, if you have to **** during the shower hop out and back in....
User avatar #60 to #56 - aesguitar ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
Oh great, you made me **** on the bathroom floor.
User avatar #63 to #60 - SniperKitty (07/30/2012) [-]
For explosive diarrhea in which you can not have total control over your bowls I deem it acceptable to **** in the shower as long as you aim properly.
User avatar #65 to #63 - aesguitar ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
You may try to aim a shotgun, but that doesn't mean you won't hit everything around the target.
User avatar #92 to #65 - SniperKitty (07/30/2012) [-]
If you have to go so badly that you would end up going on the floor then it's basically like peeing out your butt anyways. If it's not and you can't hold it to get to the toilet you need to see your doctor.
User avatar #83 to #54 - somestranger (07/30/2012) [-]
The order is **** , Shower, Shave.
User avatar #61 to #54 - grpeephole (07/30/2012) [-]
why the **** would you shower while your in pain of needing to **** ..... like the toilets right beside you thats just stupid to put yourself in such pain
#71 to #44 - rotinaj (07/30/2012) [-]
So the only purpose of showering is to get clean after taking a dookerston?
User avatar #101 to #71 - Wazzy (07/30/2012) [-]
"dookerston" made me laugh way more than it should have
#79 - kurttster (07/30/2012) [-]
reminded me of this comic
#88 to #79 - drmrniceguy (07/30/2012) [-]
Dude what
User avatar #59 - xxhunterxx (07/30/2012) [-]
Who poops after a shower?
You poop BEFORE A SHOWER.
User avatar #31 - PurpleAtrocity (07/30/2012) [-]
There are two types of people in this world. People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty ******* liars. - Groucho Marx. Also, if you use the toilet after your shower you're doing it wrong. Always **** , Shower, Shave.
User avatar #62 to #31 - grpeephole (07/30/2012) [-]
See i **** shave shower.... mainly because it gets the access shaving cream off in the shower
User avatar #42 to #31 - gildemoono (07/30/2012) [-]
There are 2 kinds of people in this world. those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
#68 to #42 - angrynoodle (07/30/2012) [-]
Thumb for you, good sir.
User avatar #35 to #31 - natanhiel (07/30/2012) [-]
I shave first then wash the excess hair away in the shower.
User avatar #46 to #35 - PurpleAtrocity (07/30/2012) [-]
You're doing it wrong. If you shower first you're less likely to cause shaving irritation because your hair is all softened from the steam of the shower.
#33 to #31 - warningomg (07/30/2012) [-]
Wrong
**** , Shower, Have a awesome beard
User avatar #34 to #33 - PurpleAtrocity (07/30/2012) [-]
When I say shave, I mean trim.
#87 - schlecht (07/30/2012) [-]
You don't use the can AFTER showering!
User avatar #97 to #87 - imcoolashell (07/30/2012) [-]
that and pissing in the shower is the best feeling on the planet
one might say better than sex
#95 - communistrobot (07/30/2012) [-]
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#84 - ganjalf (07/30/2012) [-]
To everyone commenting "I don't piss" "OMG dis so disgusting":

"There are two kind of man in this world.
Those who admit to pee in the shower, and filthy liars"

Personally, I don't see anything bad in peeing in the shower.

INB4 red thums
#89 to #84 - cnyeguy (07/30/2012) [-]
**** yea peeing in the shower. why the hell not??
#128 to #84 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
i dont pee in the shower. i dont think its gross, i just always pee before
#96 to #84 - pikpikmin (07/30/2012) [-]
I pee in the shower, even when I'm not in the shower.






It's quieter
User avatar #64 - horsebonner (07/30/2012) [-]
us men also need 20 minutes for deep thought
User avatar #81 to #64 - tepeniam (07/30/2012) [-]
Here's mine:

10-15 for some nice morning dump
>Get in shower
5 for showering
15 for deep thought and reflections on life
5 for listening to a little radio
>Get outta shower
1 for brushing teeth
3 for proper shaving every few days.
#109 - anonomoz (07/30/2012) [-]
you forgot this activity for his left hand
you forgot this activity for his left hand
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User avatar #123 to #114 - pulluspardus (07/30/2012) [-]
.....i actually did that once, its painful, but my stomach was like "wtf ****** what are you doing?!"
User avatar #119 to #114 - usarnaem (07/30/2012) [-]
Hes actually scratching his butt.
#132 to #118 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #130 - sXeknockout (07/30/2012) [-]
You forgot to include masturbating.
User avatar #120 - lusir (07/30/2012) [-]
as a man....I regret nothing
#2 - eiika ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
MFW when women go the toilet after the shower..
User avatar #8 to #2 - izzygirl (07/30/2012) [-]
I always go before.
The warm water would get to me otherwise.
User avatar #16 to #8 - aahrg (07/30/2012) [-]
you know it's fine to go in the shower? it's just going to get washed down the drain like all the other dirt and **** that you are washing off
User avatar #72 to #16 - izzygirl (07/30/2012) [-]
I don't use the bathroom frequently during the day. Once I take a shower, I typically have to do more than urinate.
#9 to #2 - nippuhl (07/30/2012) [-]
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MFW you say "when twice."
User avatar #48 to #9 - QuakinDuck (07/30/2012) [-]
He didn't say "When twice" but he did say "when" twice




Sorry
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User avatar #10 - dassnasty (07/30/2012) [-]
Why in the goddamn **** would anyone go to the toilet AFTER showering?
#11 to #10 - snoopyshouse (07/30/2012) [-]
i know right? i mean its not like we have to dispose of our body`s waste products, we can just evaporate that **** through our majiin buu holes on the top of our heads

pic related it`s me taking a dump
#58 - newmemebringsjoy (07/30/2012) [-]
It takes women 10 minutes to use the toilet? What kind of 			****		 are they eating?
It takes women 10 minutes to use the toilet? What kind of **** are they eating?
User avatar #57 - askafj (07/30/2012) [-]
thats why women need 3 hours *
#117 - blacksad (07/30/2012) [-]
Brushing teeth while showering!!! BEST.IDEA.EVER. I'm so gonna do this tomorrow morning!
User avatar #122 to #117 - crazyhindu (07/30/2012) [-]
lol it honestly saves a ******** of time
User avatar #121 to #117 - legiona (07/30/2012) [-]
for the environment, right? :D
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#102 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
Peeing in the shower is OK, because it goes right down the drain plus it doesn't even touch your feet... peeing in the bath is different because you practically swim in your urine. Speaking of swimming, how many kids do you think pee in a pool, I bet none of you are scared of that.
#70 - kfcinafrica (07/30/2012) [-]
plus dressing, and make it 5.
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