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DH MY GOD. MUST THE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY.
en a bus, heading heme item the my I am greeted by an incredibly nice mega resounding bus driver
mm a smile en his face. About 4 steps later (in the valley, a? cerise]- a began hops en with his Haney
l assume} girlfriend. [May have been sister. May have been broth.) , he dues net have the
money he a we so of nurse The Began ( referred he as shit Skull) blames the bus driver.
using all manner of racial slurs, teed and general deuch hagure. Shiter tell
preceeds to be a ample and ma he the entire bus muffle in their seats.
All except ene ma n.,
Ah, this man. Twish Icould BE this man. this average looking here that stepped up m defend the peer
bus timer.
Look mate. he' s just doing his jet. Hews sheet we calm down and leave the driver alene. It' s t his
fault we cent pay," The logic ofthe situation made a slight whistling wise as it passed ever Shit-
See. ila' s head. we meld see the Tents Truck gears : and grind in this mans andt!
cranium. Caem... debri? tr must be a challenge!
truly the of a peel. But even Oscar Wilde himself meld have predict the
median pf:
Yeah, actually. Lets use this. tht the bus."
we meld hear a penny drop as the brain inside ' s shitty little skull ticked ever. Finally,
the judging eyes of the bus coupled vets: the high- pitched, sluing mice ta? his telling
him tn ‘Waite him" and (quoting directly} "dent take none that shit babe" mew them hath m step eff
the bus ready to tight.
Calmer than a meet en , eer here turns m the bus dearer. amply says "shut the deer mate",
AND WALKS BACK TO HIS SEAT, The bus driver shut the deer, drew away, and the
entire bus ERRUPTED- we were clapping, we were cheering, I gave the finger net the window
and I' m pretty sure people hugged.
Thank we stranger, for melting humans okiday in my limit.
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