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#74 - Slipperynuts (07/29/2012) [-]
No such thing as private property in China.
User avatar #76 to #74 - paesani (07/29/2012) [-]
Somebody must give this man a ******* medal.
#122 - twentyseconds (07/29/2012) [-]
looks ****** now but in 3 months he'll be living inside a mall complex
#71 - themanwithnoplan (07/29/2012) [-]
Screw your guys, I'm outta here.
#60 - domitius (07/29/2012) [-]
...and so a new nation was created
#31 - celestialkitten (07/29/2012) [-]
just tie balloons to it. checkmate construction.
User avatar #15 - cshp (07/29/2012) [-]
Well that's a DIRTy move by the construction companies.
#120 - tylerthenord (07/29/2012) [-]
I TRY COOK DUCK AND YOU TAKE MY RAND!
#132 - lordcuntdestroyer (07/29/2012) [-]
What happens when you refuse to sell your house to a construction company in America
#144 - ironsoul (07/30/2012) [-]
I would prefer it that way. Makes my house more like an unassailable castle.
I would prefer it that way. Makes my house more like an unassailable castle.
#147 to #144 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
dud those cannons throw backward swords
#68 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
Let me tell you why that's ******** ...
#32 - teutoburg (07/29/2012) [-]
eh, what's up doc?
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#94 - beyondwolf (07/29/2012) [-]
In China, if you leave your house and its unlocked and anyone walks into it than your house belongs to whoever walked into it.
In China, if you leave your house and its unlocked and anyone walks into it than your house belongs to whoever walked into it.
User avatar #11 - profarnsworth (07/29/2012) [-]
Having a building built around your house would be awesome.

Driving home from work. Pull in your drive way and get out.
"Oh hey Carl how was work today?"
"Not to bad Mike, how about you?"
"Same day different **** "
"I hear ya there Mike"
"Say Carl what ever happened to Linda? You know the hot one, i used to look at her out my window when i jack off, i think she even saw me in the shower one day, she hasn't been at work recently has she?"
"Oh no she got fired for sleeping with the boss"
"No **** i always thought that stacy would be the one to do that"
"Oh no she got fired for that too"
"Wow...... What a guy. He why don't you come in for a drink."
"No thanks im ok, i actually gotta get home to the wife"
"Oh come on, only one drink, i mean really if we do get drunk you can crash here and when you wake up BAM your at work!"
"You know what, yea ill have a drink, my wife has been a bitch lately"
"Thats the spirit!"

And thats exactly how it would go. Awesome.
User avatar #87 to #11 - choasmage (07/29/2012) [-]
My name is Carl, my brothers name is Mike, and we have an aunt named Linda... what is this ******* ?!
#28 to #11 - jamesisawesome (07/29/2012) [-]
Chinese guys named Carl and Mike.
User avatar #184 to #28 - profarnsworth (07/30/2012) [-]
i wasn't saying they were chinese i was just saying having a building built around your house.
#158 - mattdoggy (07/30/2012) [-]
You see a really garbage housing situation
I see a new zombie safe structure
Optimism people
User avatar #168 to #158 - benighted (07/30/2012) [-]
also Jehovah witness and Mormon proof..
User avatar #201 to #200 - benighted (07/30/2012) [-]
why buddy? :)
User avatar #204 to #201 - awesomedragonman (07/30/2012) [-]
please, be considerate and open-minded.
User avatar #203 to #201 - awesomedragonman (07/30/2012) [-]
i'm mormon and wtf man we don't like barge in or anything. not like jehovah's witness
User avatar #207 to #203 - benighted (07/30/2012) [-]
you are asking me to be open minded? have you met a Jehovahs witness? ive met and studied their beliefs with them countless times for several years, they do not barge in. neither do the Mormons, i didn't mean offended anyone, but this is the internet. im not comparing the two, im simply saying it as a joke... Being considerate on the web doesn't exist.
#165 to #158 - jokersaysamuseme (07/30/2012) [-]
You see a new zombie safe structure    
I see a really garbage housing situation   
Realism people
You see a new zombie safe structure
I see a really garbage housing situation
Realism people
#145 - jokersaysamuseme (07/30/2012) [-]
My mom was so mad I used her new set.
User avatar #41 - thedungeonmaster (07/29/2012) [-]
They dig you a moat for free? Sounds like a steal to me
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