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User avatar #148 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Im 18 I can
>Go to war
>Buy porn
>Be in porn
>Drive without restrictions
>Buy a gun
>Smoke
All this , and I cant drink? oh yeah that's becuase it ***** up your brain , so they require you to be the age where your brain stops forming so it takes minimal damage.
#182 to #148 - thisotherdude (07/29/2012) [-]
I can do all that and drink.
#166 to #148 - willcutting (07/29/2012) [-]
I'm 18, I can
>Go to war
>Buy Porn
>Be in Porn
>Drive without restriction
>Buy a gun with a licence
>Smoke (since for ever)
>And buy as much alcohol as I want since I'm 16

Oh France !
#192 to #166 - pinkamenadiannepie (07/29/2012) [-]
I salute you sir, there were some French students on the beach near where i lived(I like to go out for evening walks by the beach, maybe a bit of rock climbing.) and they gave me half of one of there cans.

I have a newfound respect for French people.
User avatar #201 to #192 - willcutting (07/29/2012) [-]
Thanks man, that's cool to see that there is not only idiots in here :) And I'm quite sure you'll find the same kind of people everywhere in France (out of Paris) :)
User avatar #200 to #192 - infiniteduress (07/29/2012) [-]
the french care more for americans than americans do, in france to this day there are more 911 memorials than here and they always have fresh flowers
#207 to #200 - pinkamenadiannepie (07/29/2012) [-]
I'm British.

< Our very unamused Queen.
User avatar #176 to #166 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
what the **** would you do with a gun? tie a white flag to it?

User avatar #178 to #176 - willcutting (07/29/2012) [-]
I'm not even mad about you stupid jokes. Americans were pussies before little bitch ;)
User avatar #228 to #178 - herebemonstars (07/29/2012) [-]
>britain to france : sorry about our retard child america
User avatar #180 to #178 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
When we had thje nerve to kick are parents in the balls and then 250 something years later win silver medal at their Olympics.
User avatar #196 to #180 - willcutting (07/29/2012) [-]
I used to want to make a part of my studies in USA, I thought people were nice, but I found so much stupid people like you thinking they are better because of the history. I thought the culture was interesting but now I'm just thinking that american are just nice with themselves and perfect idiots with the others. I mean I've met some nice people but they're way less than the people making joke about the WWII. Members of my family died for the liberty ******* .
User avatar #202 to #196 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Dude chill out it was just a joke. I didn't mean to offend you in anyway. Truth be told I hate america and think what they stand for is **** . I would much rather live in Canada.
User avatar #185 to #180 - willcutting (07/29/2012) [-]
When we helped you to have the nerves kid, I mean your ancestor were just Catholic (bitches) puritans which were affraid by the king of England. Your country has only 400 years and you want to **** with one which used to make the war before Jesus and which had 4 empire. Bitch please go play with your little gun and come back to talk about bravery later ok ?
User avatar #205 to #185 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
You do realize that america has returned the favor to you like 3 times over right?
User avatar #208 to #205 - willcutting (07/29/2012) [-]
Man, I don't even care I'm telling that only when people are making bad jokes like that. I've never want that USA thanks us for that, but it seems like most of you want us to remember that our leaders were ******** and that you saved us. Oh yeah, thank you man, now it's been almost 70 years ago, what do you want from us to stop that **** .
User avatar #213 to #208 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Look you said we were pussies and pointed out a time when we were a little scared , and helpless before we were even a country mind you. I pointed out well yeah , but we have more then made up for that in the 250 years following it. And we payed are debts. I will be honest I know nothing of france's history I know what I have seen on hetalia.
User avatar #222 to #213 - willcutting (07/29/2012) [-]
So yeah you paid your debts so now stop with those bad joke your talking about french history without knowing it, I'm talking about American history because I've learn about it and still learn about it (I'm learning Language, Litterature and Civilization, USA and UK specialization at the faculty). I'm not saying that you owe us something, the fact is that french have a lot of respect for the USA and USA are just spitting their hate in our faces everytime. That's why people dislike USA. We helped you, you helped us, like friend would have done, but still I've said 9 times that I was French, 7 times an american call me surrender, I'm bored of this joke.Furthermore everytime we're called pussies and often the people who are saying that don't know a thing about the French history or even more how french surrender.

History lesson : Our leader, General Petain, was a Pro-Nazi, few days after, without asking anything, he surrendered. Most of the french were against this decision, some were scared (like when you have a bunch of ******* nazi coming in your livin room) some decided to resist and a little part was pro-nazi. But you know, none of us wanted to be with the nazis.
User avatar #224 to #222 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Look I get every time someone hears I'm an American they make a fat joke, or an idiot joke or a gun joke ext... But I have come to deal with it and laugh at it. One time I said I liked salads and someone said nachos didn't count as salad, and I laughed my ass off. It's the same as a women being told tits or GTFO or get back to the kitchen.
User avatar #226 to #224 - willcutting (07/29/2012) [-]
Does a member of your family died because of nachos ? Anyway I see your point but please, stop with this bad joke, it hurts people. And in my side I'll try to be less reactive to this kind of jokes.
User avatar #230 to #226 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Okay , I will refrain from further use of it.
User avatar #155 to #148 - omnomnominator (07/29/2012) [-]
Well, in America, they do let you drive without lessons and own guns, so, yeah, it does make sense to force you to wait until you're older to drink.
User avatar #163 to #155 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
you have to be 21 to own a gun in america
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#179 to #163 - sillyinstigator (07/29/2012) [-]
To own a rifle you must be 18. as for a pistol you must be 21 and have a permit (in more strict states that is).Thats supposed to because a pistol is a lot easier to sneak around with, versus a rifle which is pretty damn obvious when you carry it around. And rifles tend to be used mainly for hunting while pistols are primarily used for self defense/home defense.
User avatar #184 to #179 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
look at comment #172
#190 to #184 - sillyinstigator (07/29/2012) [-]
also m16s aren't legal they are fully auto and/or burst, the civilian equivilant is the AR-15 semi auto
User avatar #191 to #190 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
that one ha my bad
#187 to #184 - sillyinstigator (07/29/2012) [-]
Sorry, i missed that one.
#189 to #187 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
no worries man, but i think we can both agree that some american laws are just generally poorly made
no worries man, but i think we can both agree that some american laws are just generally poorly made
#194 to #189 - sillyinstigator (07/29/2012) [-]
yeah im all for the right to bear arms, i actually shoot in cmp matches with an AR so im a bit biased but there are many guns out there you should need a permit for and a background check. But then again the Aurora co shooter had a clean background so the laws wouldn't of really made a difference
User avatar #165 to #163 - omnomnominator (07/29/2012) [-]
Aha, the above comment said otherwise, I have no clue about American gun laws.
User avatar #177 to #165 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Again laws differ from state to state
User avatar #172 to #165 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
got ya, well at least on the west side of the country (where I am from) you have to be 21 and apply for a gun license to own a handgun, i think you may be able to buy hunting rifles and stuff like that but nothing over that until you are 21 for some ridiculous reason, because you know, once you turn 21 its okay to own an m16 or ak-47, because you're older and know what you are doing with your life
User avatar #159 to #155 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
What do you mean drive without lessons?
User avatar #162 to #159 - omnomnominator (07/29/2012) [-]
In England, you need to take lessons and go through several tests to get a license, in America, if I'm not mistaken, you basically pick up your license, and away you go.
User avatar #174 to #162 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
it would also help if you understand driving laws differ between states.
User avatar #171 to #162 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
No you need to go take your permit test witch is relatively easy since I passed it without studying. 10 questions. Then you have to wait 6 months before taking your road examination. Which if you didn't practice during those 6 months you are doomed to fail. Also with a permit you need an adult licences driver in the car at all times. That's pretty much where you get your lessons from or you can pay for professional lessons.
User avatar #170 to #162 - AvatarAirBender (07/29/2012) [-]
Haahhahha no. You have to hold a driving permit for a year. Were you can only drive with your parent in the passenger seat. Then you have to take a driving test for your license. We don't just sign a paper and go.

Also, you just can't buy HANDGUN AMMO until your 21. You can buy all the guns you want.
User avatar #173 to #170 - omnomnominator (07/29/2012) [-]
Ah, I see, I have no clue about america, again, so yeah, sorry about that, though I wish the drinking age was 21 in England.
User avatar #169 to #162 - jickya (07/29/2012) [-]
you couldnt be more wrong. In america, you have to go to driving school, take a test there (and pass), get a learner's permit, drive for 40 hours total (and record it), then go to the BMV. At the BMV, you have to take another test and you cant get below a B. Also, you have to take a driving test there and pass. When you finally get your liceanse, you cant actually drive other people for 6 months.
User avatar #151 to #148 - Ivandrago (07/29/2012) [-]
Also vote.
User avatar #154 to #151 - mcstorms ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Yes, and I thought I put it up there. my eyes be playing tricks on me.
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