From the depths of /b/. was browsing /b/ when I saw this. FIT‘ Bad first impressions t: Went to girlfriend' s hearse t: Firsttime meeting parents t: Pull inn: d
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was browsing /b/ when I saw this

FIT‘ Bad first impressions
t: Went to girlfriend' s hearse
t: Firsttime meeting parents
t: Pull inn: driveway
I know she has a cat and a dog
s Rememberd have my laser painter
excellent. ping
s Think I' m gonna make everybodie' s day by playing with the animals
a All shall tel
Ge inside
r Hi, Hells, My name is Dem, I' m 19, etc.
Dog on couch
r Cat walks We mom
Shine laser pointer an fizzor
p Cat Leaps far it
p Dog leaps for it
p Dag attacks cat for whatever the **** reason
s Cat died
r Dog has heart attack
Dog died
MFW I Miles these people' s beloved pets within five minutes at meeting them
emit?
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Yandre pretty much my hem right now.
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Submitted: 07/27/2012
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#50 - anonymous (07/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Me in kitchen, chopping up vegetables for dinner
>Dog walks in
>He gets really excitable when he's just woken up from a nap
>He starts shaking around
>Little bastard farts
>So loud I stop and burst out in a laughing fit
>Drop knife on my big toe
>Dog just stood there and watched as the blood poured out
>Limp to car
>Try to drive to hospital, painful as **** trying to put the pedal to the metal
>Go straight to the emergency ward
>Giant ass line
>I pass out from lack of blood and shock
>Woke up on a hospital bed with bandages over my severed toe
>They weren't able to re-attatch it
>Get so angry at my dog
>Never been in such a blind rage before
>Go home
>Dropkick dog into the fridge

MFW
User avatar #65 - ofwgktawolf (07/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
****** walks into house
He shines a red light
Wtf is this ****
I think its a enemy so i attack it
Cat attacks it too
"I challenge you to agni kai cat"
I win
Cat dies
I get too happy
Heart attack
I died
I'm Dog
#92 - letrollface (07/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#27 - thekinganon (07/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**thekinganon rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Epic Moonwalk FAIL ** your girlfriends face when
User avatar #47 to #27 - foreveralonememe (07/28/2012) [-]
She might want to get that checked out.
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#3 - augustusxxiv (07/28/2012) [-]
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#76 - imusingdaforce (07/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
this is quite sad so here's a par of rather fine pair of boobs to get your mind off of things.
this is quite sad so here's a par of rather fine pair of boobs to get your mind off of things.
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#58 - wafflesauce Comment deleted by baconface [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #70 to #58 - mitchellking (07/28/2012) [-]
You accidently spelling.
#55 - sirawesomedude (07/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
#59 to #57 - sirawesomedude (07/28/2012) [-]
well i don't like to brag but yeah i'm fawken awesome
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#88 - anonymous (07/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My reaction to this.
#101 to #88 - theugandanhero (07/28/2012) [-]
My reaction to that
User avatar #67 - ryantheatheist (07/28/2012) [-]
just play it off like "HAHAHA! MY WORK HERE IS DONE!"
#22 - electromuffin (07/28/2012) [-]
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#131 - hrodebert (07/28/2012) [-]
good job
good job
#123 - Epicgetguy ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
I was just in a thread about the Olympics that turned into ******* pillows and mattresses.
#8 - aBlindMoron (07/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**aBlindMoron rolls 03**
#113 - voltkills ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
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#96 - anonymous (07/28/2012) [-]
WOW!!!!11!!!! hE REALLY TROLLED THAT LE CAT GOOD! HURRRRRRRRGURURURUR!!!    
   
   
   
   
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WOW!!!!11!!!! hE REALLY TROLLED THAT LE CAT GOOD! HURRRRRRRRGURURURUR!!!




VIVA LE 9GAG
User avatar #41 - comexx (07/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You know that moment when you laugh so hard that no noise comes out and you just sit there clapping your hands like a retarded seal?
User avatar #94 to #41 - gmarrox (07/28/2012) [-]
Everyone on Facebook knows that moment, and damn near half of funnyjunk has that moment in picture form.
User avatar #23 - dogoxd ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
the depths? It was on /b/'s front page for like a whole day
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