From the depths of /b/. was browsing /b/ when I saw this. FIT‘ Bad first impressions t: Went to girlfriend' s hearse t: Firsttime meeting parents t: Pull inn: d i dont need em
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From the depths of /b/. was browsing /b/ when I saw this. FIT‘ Bad first impressions t: Went to girlfriend' s hearse t: Firsttime meeting parents t: Pull inn: d

was browsing /b/ when I saw this

FIT‘ Bad first impressions
t: Went to girlfriend' s hearse
t: Firsttime meeting parents
t: Pull inn: driveway
I know she has a cat and a dog
s Rememberd have my laser painter
excellent. ping
s Think I' m gonna make everybodie' s day by playing with the animals
a All shall tel
Ge inside
r Hi, Hells, My name is Dem, I' m 19, etc.
Dog on couch
r Cat walks We mom
Shine laser pointer an fizzor
p Cat Leaps far it
p Dog leaps for it
p Dag attacks cat for whatever the **** reason
s Cat died
r Dog has heart attack
Dog died
MFW I Miles these people' s beloved pets within five minutes at meeting them
emit?
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Yandre pretty much my hem right now.
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Submitted: 07/27/2012
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User avatar #135 to #92 - exrflarion (07/28/2012) [-]
then you got an erection and the mosquito explode from sucking blood with high presssure.
#103 to #92 - awesomedragonman (07/28/2012) [-]
WHAT THE PISS!?!?!?!?!?
#50 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
>Me in kitchen, chopping up vegetables for dinner
>Dog walks in
>He gets really excitable when he's just woken up from a nap
>He starts shaking around
>Little bastard farts
>So loud I stop and burst out in a laughing fit
>Drop knife on my big toe
>Dog just stood there and watched as the blood poured out
>Limp to car
>Try to drive to hospital, painful as **** trying to put the pedal to the metal
>Go straight to the emergency ward
>Giant ass line
>I pass out from lack of blood and shock
>Woke up on a hospital bed with bandages over my severed toe
>They weren't able to re-attatch it
>Get so angry at my dog
>Never been in such a blind rage before
>Go home
>Dropkick dog into the fridge

MFW
#64 to #50 - pulu (07/28/2012) [-]
Cool story bro but I doubt you can pass out because of wound on your toe, severed or not...You would go to shock before even passing out and you would need to bleed a lot. Also the wound should start clotting which would slow the bleeding
User avatar #78 to #64 - rangerofthesea (07/28/2012) [-]
there is a major artery that goes into the fingers and toes of the left side of your body, due to this the body will bleed out faster fro left side cuts...so in turn the blood couldnt clot without constant pressure on the wound...which from the sound of it...he didnt use...therefore he probably "bled out" before anything could be done about it...because imaging lopping a toe off...then trying to rush to a hospital...thats easily a 10 minute drive...and a cut of an artery doesnt slow like anywhere else...it just keeps on chuggin out blood...and when the heart is depressurized "aka bloodloss of any degree" you lose conciousness to slow the heart and balance out the body so that the heart has an easier time of pumping blood...

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im a ******* dictionary sometimes...
#100 to #78 - pulu (07/28/2012) [-]
But did the guy drive to hospital bare foot? If he had time to put shoe on i think he would've put something on the wound to stop bleeding.
Also when body loses lots of blood in order to increase odds of surviving, the body slows down the periferic blood flow by closing up small blood vessels in limbs so there is enough blood circulating in important organs so the blood pressure stays on sufficient level
User avatar #158 to #100 - rangerofthesea (07/28/2012) [-]
thats with blood vessels...arteries are much different in the fact they are bigger so the blood flow cannot be controlled nearly as much as the way the rest of the vessels can be controlled by your body
#66 to #64 - pulu (07/28/2012) [-]
Ofc you could pass out if you have serious fobia about seeing blood...
User avatar #65 - ofwgktawolf (07/28/2012) [-]
Faggot walks into house
He shines a red light
Wtf is this ****
I think its a enemy so i attack it
Cat attacks it too
"I challenge you to agni kai cat"
I win
Cat dies
I get too happy
Heart attack
I died
I'm Dog
User avatar #90 to #65 - dathunter (07/28/2012) [-]
but who was phone?
#13 - doctadoc (07/28/2012) [-]
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But I like dogs and cats.
User avatar #17 to #13 - zaperzero (07/28/2012) [-]
I like dogs. Cats are to much like humans.
User avatar #30 to #17 - ghettoswag (07/28/2012) [-]
I like humans. Cats are too much like dogs.
User avatar #49 to #30 - zaperzero (07/28/2012) [-]
Dogs like humans. I are too much like cats.
#18 to #13 - blexz (07/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #67 - ryantheatheist (07/28/2012) [-]
just play it off like "HAHAHA! MY WORK HERE IS DONE!"
#22 - electromuffin (07/28/2012) [-]
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#88 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
My reaction to this.
#101 to #88 - theugandanhero (07/28/2012) [-]
My reaction to that
User avatar #23 - dogoxd (07/28/2012) [-]
the depths? It was on /b/'s front page for like a whole day
#131 - hrodebert (07/28/2012) [-]
good job
good job
#76 - imusingdaforce (07/28/2012) [-]
this is quite sad so here's a par of rather fine pair of boobs to get your mind off of things.
this is quite sad so here's a par of rather fine pair of boobs to get your mind off of things.
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#95 to #76 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
Thats one fine body
#110 to #76 - bannon ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
Flagged 44 minutes ago
#81 to #76 - grahamsayshi (07/28/2012) [-]
Do you mind me asking the source of this?

I just want it for....to find out that location...and....to see if it's..

I want it for boobs, okay?!
#123 - Epicgetguy (07/28/2012) [-]
I was just in a thread about the Olympics that turned into ******* pillows and mattresses.
#132 - MrKeen (07/28/2012) [-]
my reaction to family if it was me
User avatar #114 - coolcman (07/28/2012) [-]
i actually saw this thread. you should have been there
User avatar #98 - twofreegerbils (07/28/2012) [-]
If only I had known that I could've gotten front page from a simple screencap of this yesterday....
#11 - logantheponykiller (07/28/2012) [-]
**logantheponykiller rolled a random image posted in comment #7562688 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw
#5 - yuknowherpderp (07/28/2012) [-]
wow, just lol
wow, just lol
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