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Batman

MAN IN ll **** . TAKE THAT AWAY AMI]
WHAT " VIII] P
IIMM, GENIUS, , Jearsy,
And you MR. WAYNE
Detective, pilot, esca — artist, master of
disguise, fluent in Jap " new, Cantonese,
Mandarin, Spanish, French, Latin,
German, Russian.....
Master in 127 styles arts inch. nick Kwon do, judo,
thai, karate, boxing, iii. jinn, ninjutsu, es in criminal science,
forensics, computer science, chemistry, engineering, biology, advanced
chemistry and v..
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#474 - nucularwar (07/28/2012) [-]
big man with super steroids, take that away and what are you?
#495 to #474 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
A little man.
#13 - oilyniller (07/27/2012) [-]
**oilyniller rolls 22** and the master of dubs
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#58 to #13 - chewieisthebest has deleted their comment [-]
#104 to #13 - nippuhl (07/28/2012) [-]
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**nippuhl rolls 46**
#153 to #13 - mojokingz (07/28/2012) [-]
**mojokingz rolls 71** here let me try
#154 to #153 - mojokingz (07/28/2012) [-]
**** my life...
#17 to #13 - timidotter (07/27/2012) [-]
flawless victory!
#304 to #13 - whyyoumaddoe (07/28/2012) [-]
what movie is this actually from?
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#458 to #13 - dausmsb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#228 to #9 - acarrot (07/28/2012) [-]
i dont get it.
User avatar #43 to #9 - zehutit (07/28/2012) [-]
FJ doesnt have it, where can i find it?
User avatar #155 to #43 - iisammehii (07/28/2012) [-]
Dude, even still. Did you not see that and be like "Ho, no-one can make the **** out what that is"

RED would have shown up better, holy **** .
#229 to #155 - Jameshaich (07/28/2012) [-]
But...Anybody can make out what it says...
User avatar #280 to #229 - iisammehii (07/28/2012) [-]
Can't read the 1st or 4th word.
#282 to #280 - Jameshaich (07/28/2012) [-]
Well get your eyes/monitor fixed. I can read it fine, and I assume almost everyone else can, as there has been little complaints.
User avatar #287 to #282 - iisammehii (07/28/2012) [-]
2nd top comment, 54 thumbs.

Also, I think my monitor contrast may be down... hmm.
#140 to #43 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
I believe you can lay slightly smaller white font on top of black font to get that look (Never tried it though, so I can't confirm that)
User avatar #497 to #369 - sgknb (07/28/2012) [-]
"Challenge"



"Accecpted"
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#353 - shadurp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#377 to #353 - hylebus (07/28/2012) [-]
Peak human athlete with benching over 500 kgs and running at speed of 80 kph. Also he's considered as one of the best tacticians and field commanders in Marvel universe and he personally trained many superheroes in hand-to-hand combat. Also, he could wield Mjölnir.
#399 to #377 - icouldgetsome (07/28/2012) [-]
I think you meant to say, "Captain America can bench 1000 LBS and can run 50 MPH." He's Captain America, not Captain Rest Of The World
User avatar #494 to #399 - pineappletime (07/28/2012) [-]
i love you
#447 - xchikoritax (07/28/2012) [-]
batman's reaction after
batman's reaction after
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#184 - classiccolour ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
He's also a magician.
#230 to #184 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
beautiful movie
****** with my head in many fuzzy ways
#191 to #184 - gwegw (07/28/2012) [-]
Or is he a wizard?
Or is he a wizard?
User avatar #217 to #191 - howaboutokay (07/28/2012) [-]
i dont, i loved that movie, and spirited away
#198 to #191 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
I see Funnyjunk hates Howls Moving Castle
#199 to #198 - gwegw (07/28/2012) [-]
Apparently so.
#163 - jonasmsv (07/28/2012) [-]






It's spelled taekwon-do
#372 - lordzixx (07/28/2012) [-]
Christian Bale gives me a hard on
#457 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
dat font color
#214 - theprking (07/28/2012) [-]
But together combined


also I'm feeling generous, for those who haven't seen it.
putlocker.com/file/458D34FF9329C10B#

enjoy
#465 to #214 - stadshaug (07/28/2012) [-]
can u garantee that no1 is going to kick in my door and shoot me?
User avatar #250 to #214 - shaunr (07/28/2012) [-]
Thats some cam quality ********
#266 to #250 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
or you can buy a movie ticket or wait until it gets out on bluray you ungrateful 			****		   
this guy is giving it to you for free and all you do is bitch.   
   
   
<---- seriously
or you can buy a movie ticket or wait until it gets out on bluray you ungrateful ****
this guy is giving it to you for free and all you do is bitch.


<---- seriously
User avatar #290 to #266 - shaunr (07/28/2012) [-]
may as well do that rather than ruin the experience with that **** . and i could have found that same **** , in a 5 second google search. its not a big deal. If there's a R5 line release then that will be a good find.
#221 to #214 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
CLICK THE LINK.
CLICK THE LINK AND THUMB THIS MAN.
#227 to #221 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
I WILL NOT CLICK THE ******* LINK

but I will thumb this man for random, kind generosity
there you go sir
#251 to #221 - maskedhippo (07/28/2012) [-]
Holy **** , dude! You rock!
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#119 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
Actually Captain America is practically the Marvel Version of Batman, he knows as many martial arts as batman and like batman has perfected his own style, but captain america did most of his **** without billions of dollars, but had a rare metal for his shield.
User avatar #422 to #119 - bollockss (07/28/2012) [-]
he does have superpowers..
User avatar #128 to #119 - TheRetardedEskimo (07/28/2012) [-]
... Except the research that made him super human probably costed billions of dollars...
#126 to #119 - leprakanye (07/28/2012) [-]
and he did it all... for AMERICA!!!
and he did it all... for AMERICA!!!
#139 to #126 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
#29 - thehankinator (07/28/2012) [-]
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout &quot;SAVE US!&quot;... and I'll whisper, &quot;No&quot;.    
   
   
			*******		 ain't got 			****		 on Rorschach.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "SAVE US!"... and I'll whisper, "No".


******* ain't got **** on Rorschach.
#46 to #29 - mikeymanboy (07/28/2012) [-]
Then again, he has crabs. Face crabs.
#362 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
Tony Stark is an inventor, industrialist, and master engineer. He graduated from MIT in his teens with degrees in electrical engineering, physics, and computer science. He created his own nano machines that gave him the capacity for technopathy and he can control Iron Man suits with his brain. He created an element, built his own hadron collider. He developed the most badass artificial intelligence ever, and expanded his range to quantum mechanics and theoretical studies. He is the world's number one business man, builds multi-million dollar companies out of nothing, and possesses a great political acumen. He's a member of the Illuminati. The Iron Man suit becomes a part of his body, and he puts it into his bones and can control it with his thoughts.

Don't try to compare these two heroes without giving some thought as to how superior they both are to each other in certain fields. You could never make Batman and Iron Man fight, because they are on the same side. If they were to meet, the only thing that would happen is they would have a bit of banter and then check out each other's stuff. Innovations on both parts, and ultimately both would become stronger.
User avatar #363 to #362 - davidiskickin (07/28/2012) [-]
Also, Batman is in DC Comics.
#488 to #469 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
alfred kills the batman.
#515 to #488 - devonwaschitz (07/29/2012) [-]
lols i saw it already i just thought it was funny
#291 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
#72 - somethingfunny (07/28/2012) [-]
what did you say
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#75 to #72 - somethingfunny (07/28/2012) [-]
"why not both"
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#98 - StudmanSnow (07/28/2012) [-]
Add serial murderer to that list too
Add serial murderer to that list too
#105 to #98 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
apparently bane didn't die.
#100 to #98 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
Batman does not murder.
Batman does not murder.
#108 to #100 - alexanderhagar (07/28/2012) [-]
But Anne Hathaway shot him!
#125 to #100 - angrynoodle (07/28/2012) [-]
But he should. Every iteration of Batman and Gotham that I know of would benefit so much by using his outside-the-law, already-a-criminal-in-the-eyes-of-the-police, they-won't-catch-me-no-matter-what status to just kill the people who cause so many problems. No joker, no angry criminals who make Gotham suck when they're out of jail (which is essentially always), and a Bane that died because batman shot him in the head the first time they met. Think about it, everyone's better off with a killing Batman. There is no reason to be a masked vigilante if you're even more restricted than the police.
#491 - creosote (07/28/2012) [-]
Not to mention the bit about being a serial killer.
Not to mention the bit about being a serial killer.
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