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#13 - oilyniller
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(07/27/2012) [-]
**oilyniller rolls 22** and the master of dubs
#153 to #13 - mojokingz
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(07/28/2012) [-]
**mojokingz rolls 71** here let me try
#154 to #153 - mojokingz
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(07/28/2012) [-]
**** my life...
#58 to #13 - chewieisthebest
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#104 to #13 - nippuhl
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(07/28/2012) [-]
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**nippuhl rolls 46**
#456 to #13 - sublift
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(07/28/2012) [-]
grtz
#304 to #13 - whyyoumaddoe
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(07/28/2012) [-]
what movie is this actually from?
#17 to #13 - timidotter
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(07/27/2012) [-]
flawless victory!
#458 to #13 - dausmsb **User deleted account**
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#9 - darkxlily
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#228 to #9 - acarrot
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(07/28/2012) [-]
i dont get it.
#43 to #9 - zehutit
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(07/28/2012) [-]
FJ doesnt have it, where can i find it?
#155 to #43 - iisammehii
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Dude, even still. Did you not see that and be like "Ho, no-one can make the **** out what that is"

RED would have shown up better, holy ****.
#229 to #155 - Jameshaich
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(07/28/2012) [-]
But...Anybody can make out what it says...
#280 to #229 - iisammehii
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Can't read the 1st or 4th word.
#282 to #280 - Jameshaich
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Well get your eyes/monitor fixed. I can read it fine, and I assume almost everyone else can, as there has been little complaints.
#287 to #282 - iisammehii
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(07/28/2012) [-]
2nd top comment, 54 thumbs.

Also, I think my monitor contrast may be down... hmm.
#140 to #43 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
I believe you can lay slightly smaller white font on top of black font to get that look (Never tried it though, so I can't confirm that)
#369 to #9 - piplh
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(07/28/2012) [-]
#497 to #369 - sgknb
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(07/28/2012) [-]
"Challenge"



"Accecpted"
#64 - MuahahaOfLore
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(07/28/2012) [-]
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If you listed all the technology Stark had working knowledge of, im sure it would be more impressive.

who built Bruce's Toys vs who built Stark's Toys
#313 to #64 - jinjo
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(07/28/2012) [-]
In the comics Bruce does make his own toys.. or at least tweaks them accordingly.
#65 to #64 - ListerMucus
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(07/28/2012) [-]
take away all their toys and Bruce would kick Tony's ass.
take away all their toys and Bruce would kick Tony's ass.
#66 to #65 - MuahahaOfLore
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(07/28/2012) [-]
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tony stark would turn his cell phone into a gun
#396 to #66 - madeitforthemusic
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(07/28/2012) [-]
He said TAKE AWAY the toys.
#379 to #66 - boogyshadow
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Bruce Wayne could easily have disarmed him and hung him upside down in a split second.
#90 to #66 - applewatcher
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(07/28/2012) [-]
bruce would use his phone as a bat-a-rang
#484 to #65 - assravager ONLINE
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(07/28/2012) [-]
But will he blend?
#242 to #65 - jinjo
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(07/28/2012) [-]
After Extremis not so much, for the suit is in Tony's bloooood.
#93 to #65 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, but put their suits back on an Ironman can fly and shoot lazers from his hands/chest, not to mention being rocket proof. Batman can.... shoot a grappling hook or throw a boomerang I guess. At their best Ironman would kill Batman like swatting a fly. Out of their suits Bruce would win but Tony always has a suit close by so in conclusion, Batman would be ******.
#138 to #93 - babydonthurtme
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(07/28/2012) [-]
If we're going by comics then Batman would beat Iron Man because, y'know, thats what Batman does.
#236 to #138 - DarkDragonBlade
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(07/28/2012) [-]
I think people seem to be forgetting, Batman has multiple suits. All of which have their own abilities and powers. He managed to toss around Superman in some Power Armor.. And Superman is a lot stronger then Iron Man. Give them equal playing field with armor, and Bruce would win.
#247 to #236 - jinjo
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Tony has many suits as well.. One that split the pheonix into 5.

Phoenix > Superman.

Also Batman's insider suit runs out of juice in like 5 minutes.
#260 to #247 - DarkDragonBlade
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Jean-Paul Valley's Power Suit does not. It lasted 2 years in the Knightfall Arc, and it boosts his strength, its bullet proof, capable of withstanding explosions, has lethal weapons inside of it, many of which are like Stark's suits. Tank-busters, flamethrowers. Yes it had its weak-points like speed, but it was brought back by Bruce as the new recreation of his Power Armor, which is far more advanced then Miller's design, and Jean-Paul Valley is true canon.



Picture related. Its the Powered Batsuit.
#286 to #260 - jinjo
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(07/28/2012) [-]
as I remember.. that is not the suit that took on superman..?
#289 to #286 - DarkDragonBlade
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Nope, the suit that took on Superman was a hastily thrown together collab of parts, used in Frank Millers The Dark Knight Falls. While that one did loose its power quickly, it was a design by Batman, to make Superman think he killed him so he could train more Bats in secret, without the fear of Superman trying to take him down again, and it was to bring Superman down to earth. Jean-Paul did not come around till 92, while this power armor was in 86.


Picture related. Its the first Power Armor.
#293 to #289 - jinjo
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Isn't that specific picture non-canon?

Though I know of suits ruce has made to deal with superman in canon stories I think that one there is not.
#297 to #293 - DarkDragonBlade
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(07/28/2012) [-]
That specific picture is taken from the comic. Well, not directly mine, but that picture IS the power suit armor. However, it is still debated whether or not the Dark Knight Returns comics are canon, even if they are ranked as the second greatest Batman Comic, beaten out by Year One.
And if we were to really talk about Batman, Year One Batman would destroy Stark. lol
#505 to #93 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
If you recall, Batman does have EMP devices...so, y'know...that'll disable Stark's suit.
#397 to #93 - madeitforthemusic
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(07/28/2012) [-]
That's like saying if I gave some ******* the answers to a test and put him up against a genius and the ******* won that means the ******* is smarter.
#72 - somethingfunny
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(07/28/2012) [-]
what did you say
#73 to #72 - somethingfunny
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#75 to #72 - somethingfunny
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(07/28/2012) [-]
"why not both"
#99 to #75 - gurgleflep **User deleted account**
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#474 - nucularwar
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(07/28/2012) [-]
big man with super steroids, take that away and what are you?
#495 to #474 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
A little man.
#214 - theprking
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(07/28/2012) [-]
But together combined


also I'm feeling generous, for those who haven't seen it.
putlocker.com/file/458D34FF9329C10B#

enjoy
#465 to #214 - stadshaug
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(07/28/2012) [-]
can u garantee that no1 is going to kick in my door and shoot me?
#221 to #214 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
CLICK THE LINK.
CLICK THE LINK AND THUMB THIS MAN.
#251 to #221 - maskedhippo
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Holy ****, dude! You rock!
#248 to #221 - maskedhippo
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#227 to #221 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
I WILL NOT CLICK THE ******* LINK

but I will thumb this man for random, kind generosity
there you go sir
#250 to #214 - shaunr
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Thats some cam quality ********
#266 to #250 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
or you can buy a movie ticket or wait until it gets out on bluray you ungrateful ****   
this guy is giving it to you for free and all you do is bitch.   
   
   
<---- seriously
or you can buy a movie ticket or wait until it gets out on bluray you ungrateful ****
this guy is giving it to you for free and all you do is bitch.


<---- seriously
#290 to #266 - shaunr
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(07/28/2012) [-]
may as well do that rather than ruin the experience with that ****. and i could have found that same ****, in a 5 second google search. its not a big deal. If there's a R5 line release then that will be a good find.
#469 - devonwaschitz
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(07/28/2012) [-]
#488 to #469 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
alfred kills the batman.
#515 to #488 - devonwaschitz
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(07/29/2012) [-]
lols i saw it already i just thought it was funny
#29 - thehankinator
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(07/28/2012) [-]
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout &quot;SAVE US!&quot;... and I'll whisper, &quot;No&quot;.    
   
   
******* ain't got **** on Rorschach.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "SAVE US!"... and I'll whisper, "No".


******* ain't got **** on Rorschach.
#46 to #29 - mikeymanboy
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Then again, he has crabs. Face crabs.
#353 - shadurp **User deleted account**
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#377 to #353 - hylebus
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Peak human athlete with benching over 500 kgs and running at speed of 80 kph. Also he's considered as one of the best tacticians and field commanders in Marvel universe and he personally trained many superheroes in hand-to-hand combat. Also, he could wield Mjölnir.
#399 to #377 - icouldgetsome
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(07/28/2012) [-]
I think you meant to say, "Captain America can bench 1000 LBS and can run 50 MPH." He's Captain America, not Captain Rest Of The World
#494 to #399 - pineappletime
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(07/28/2012) [-]
i love you
#184 - classiccolour ONLINE
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(07/28/2012) [-]
He's also a magician.
#230 to #184 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
beautiful movie
****** with my head in many fuzzy ways
#191 to #184 - gwegw
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Or is he a wizard?
Or is he a wizard?
#217 to #191 - howaboutokay
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(07/28/2012) [-]
i dont, i loved that movie, and spirited away
#198 to #191 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
I see Funnyjunk hates Howls Moving Castle
#199 to #198 - gwegw
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Apparently so.