STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!. . Stop. you have billeted the law! You must my the court fit' ltt' l, or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Re The Rock Oblivio
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#19 - comeatmebrother
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(07/27/2012) [-]
#65 to #19 - theswagmobile
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Father must be Black.
#6 - gildemoono
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(07/27/2012) [-]
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#39 to #6 - bummerdrummer
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(07/27/2012) [-]
what the what
#98 to #6 - elvarj
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(07/27/2012) [-]
#103 to #98 - anon
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I always thought this was a female version of Michael caine..
#30 to #6 - majisto
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
#27 - tehlulzbringer
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; **** was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.
#41 to #27 - bummerdrummer
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(07/27/2012) [-]
lost it at the last line of text
#42 to #27 - philshiffley
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(07/27/2012) [-]
RESIST ARREST
RESIST ARREST
#12 - MrHare
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#198 to #12 - melink
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I read "I smells cum..."
#120 to #12 - hargleblarg
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I'd like to take the time out of your busy day to say that I made that image.

Carry on.
#194 - rainbowsgoboomtwo **User deleted account**
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#219 to #217 - anon
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(07/27/2012) [-]
suuuurrrrreeee
#220 to #219 - corpsebride
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I put the caption on it.
#223 to #220 - thetrolltrolley
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(07/27/2012) [-]
sssuuuuurrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#224 to #223 - thetrolltrolley
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(07/27/2012) [-]
lol jk man
#225 to #224 - corpsebride
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(07/27/2012) [-]
It was just put in paint for the caption. I didn't do much. But, here is the blank.
#15 - alexanderburns
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(07/27/2012) [-]
>Did duplication glitch on invisibility sigil stones
>Used them to enchant armour, helmet, and rings
>180% invisible (or something around there)
>not even on screen
>can slaughter streets of civilians while unnoticed
>stealing whatever the **** I want
>two stores cleaned out
> no bounty
>take off one ring
>150ish% invisible
>still not on screen
> on street with one guard
>previously stolen but dropped item on floor
>new ring = more carry capacity
>pick up item
>guard starts sprinting towards me
>"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
>Turn off Xbox
#40 to #15 - bummerdrummer
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(07/27/2012) [-]
>duplicate sigil stones x200 in small room
>suddenly, 1 frame per 5 seconds
>can never leave the room again
#94 to #40 - deadantman
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I cloned five hundred in the market district. Never again can I go there, or my xbox crashes.
#16 to #15 - alexanderburns
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Also, anyone who played Oblivion on Xbox360 knows to never fiddle with the guide button during a loading screen. Traumatizing ****.

Good bye.

Hello!
I saw a mubcrab the other day.
#236 to #16 - TigerMann
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(07/27/2012) [-]
whats it do?
i never played oblivion, don't have it yet, but i want it.
#167 to #16 - sergeantwang
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Oh man now I want to try it...
#23 to #16 - TardytheTurtle
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I never did in the first place what does it do
#10 - thepiratemonkey
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Criminal scum I...
#169 - bandal
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#231 to #169 - theugandanhero
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(07/27/2012) [-]
:,(
#237 to #169 - TigerMann
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(07/27/2012) [-]
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#205 - scarycanary
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#72 - jakesterify
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Criminal scum I
#135 to #72 - anon
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(07/27/2012) [-]
thumbnail I...