How I feel all the time. This is so true, it hurts.
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How I feel all the time

This is so true, it hurts

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Submitted: 07/26/2012
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#277 - anonymous (07/30/2012) [-]
Nah he get's friendzoned because he's an unfunny, fat, ugly talentless retard.
#267 - anonymous (07/27/2012) [-]
but you're probably ******* ugly as hell.
User avatar #254 - flyingbaconsixnine (07/27/2012) [-]
I'm a fourteen year old guy and lost my virginity pretty much as soon as i had the chance. I am so, so, so, so, so glad i now don't have to go through the whole "omg i'm a 17 year old version no one loves me" stage.
#271 to #254 - anonymous (07/27/2012) [-]
Hey kid, you shouldn't post about having sexual relations with a woman on funnyjunk, most of these loners will be/are 21 year old virgins who have never so much as kissed a girl. As soon as anybody mentions interactions with a girl all the ****** losers come out claiming " ******** " just because they won't touch a girl ever/ for a long time to come.
#265 to #254 - ithinkimbatman (07/27/2012) [-]
How did he feel inside of ya?
User avatar #266 to #265 - flyingbaconsixnine (07/27/2012) [-]
just great
#269 to #266 - ithinkimbatman (07/27/2012) [-]
Excellent, highfive for playing along with the joke and not flipping **** .
#263 to #254 - sonsofsol (07/27/2012) [-]
Those among you with a low tolerance for ******** , please step back
#262 to #254 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (07/27/2012) [-]
Thanks for telling us bro, that story was amazing.
What's funny is you'll still go through that stage.
#252 - walkingdisaster (07/27/2012) [-]
Has any guy every considered that maybe, just maybe, girls that do that type of BS aren't worth dating? Have you ever thought that maybe you should start dating the girls you put in YOUR friendzone? Don't act like you haven't done it, I had my current GF in the friendzone for almost 2 years (1.5 years was due to being with a different girl though). And I know the average guy does this because I AM the average guy. I'm 18, have had 2 girlfriend my whole life, have about 6 or 7 good friends, and spend my days at work, on xbox, on here, or with my girl. I KNOW majority of guys who bitch about the friendzone do it themselves, and they either don't realize it or don't want to admit it.
Another thing a lot of guys don't want to admit is they care just as much about looks as the girl who friendzones. Again, I'll admit I thought my girlfriend was ugly the first time I met her. I've learned that if you start to like someone for their personality, liking their looks just comes naturally. So maybe instead of bitching about the friendzone, give the girl you put in your friendzone a chance, because she's probably worth dating way more than the girl who friendzoned you.
#268 to #252 - ithinkimbatman (07/27/2012) [-]
I'm the kinda guy who knows he put himself in the friendzone I'm just too much of a coward to avoid it, so I just shrug it off and hope for the best
#259 to #252 - anonymous (07/27/2012) [-]
When I see comments like yours, my faith is restored that there aren't only whiny 12 year olds on this site
When I see comments like yours, my faith is restored that there aren't only whiny 12 year olds on this site
#250 - yurilowenthall (07/27/2012) [-]
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**yurilowenthall rolled a random image posted in comment #7526522 at FJ Pony Thread **
User avatar #243 - coldcoffey (07/27/2012) [-]
Let me let you inside the mind of a female. I can tell you I haven't liked guys that have "thrown themselves at me" by being too nice because..it's sickening. A guy can be cool and casual-attractive, and still nice. but if you're too nice, you come off as soft. a pansy. and for girls who want a "man to protect them" when you give the soft nice guy vibe, it plays into the rest of your personality as being soft or feminine. it's also just too easy. I don't want a little puppy who will follow me everywhere and listen to my commands, i want a man to stand by my side. My boyfriend is nice, very nice and kind and respectful. opens doors for me and insists to pay for things. I went out with him because he did prove to be kind no matter what. but he also had to earn my trust. as for the douchbag thing, idk, everyone has preferences, but it's true that douchebags can act nice at first, and when the girl falls for them, they act like douches leaving a girl in love to hope what she thought was there would return? i don't know, i wouldn't date an ******* . but some girls are ******** too so maybe they want to date an ******* and vice versa? or some girls are desperate? I'm pretty now, but i was an awkward duckling once so it was weird to have guys who us to make fun of me start flirting with me. some girls are insecure and misjudge themselves and think they can't d better. sorry i wrote so much. im a girl. on my boyfriends account....cause i forgot the password to mine :P
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#238 - rollcore (07/27/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #419 at They have been deceiving us! **
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User avatar #235 - genericnewfag (07/27/2012) [-]
"Women are naturally attracted to the alpha male so stop juggling balls and be a man, OP." - Martin Luther King Jr
#251 to #235 - noschool (07/27/2012) [-]
if your going to forge quotes at least pick someone who would know what an OP is
User avatar #258 to #251 - genericnewfag (07/27/2012) [-]
Nah man it's legit.
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#230 - FatherPedobear (07/27/2012) [-]
Girl's don't like douches. Douches just know how to manipulate a girl's feelings into digging them. And then when they already do, they take advantage of the girl's feelings, being as douchey as they want, yet she still wants that bit of fake "good guy" that the douch faked. At least that's my theory.
User avatar #260 to #230 - dolphinjew (07/27/2012) [-]
This is very true! And because a lot of girls these days are insecure and have low self esteem, they wouldn't ever consider that there might be something else out there that is better for them. But I think being vain has a part in it as well, though.
#239 to #237 - FatherPedobear (07/27/2012) [-]
Says he doesn't give a **** about girls and douches.
Has username "lovedbynone"
#240 to #239 - lovedbynone (07/27/2012) [-]
again
again
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User avatar #227 - icefried (07/27/2012) [-]
I've figured out why this is. Not kidding, actually easily fixable.
Not saying what it is in case i'm wrong though.
#223 - dameseif (07/27/2012) [-]
**dameseif rolled a random image posted in comment #55487 at Anime & Manga ** <-- and not a single **** was givin that day
#231 to #223 - brum (07/27/2012) [-]
**brum rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Wikipedia Knows All ** Sweet Roll.
#236 to #231 - copperoxideking (07/27/2012) [-]
i do beleave that this is what you are referring to.
#241 to #236 - brum (07/27/2012) [-]
**brum rolled a random image posted in comment #7248659 at FJ Pony Thread ** i was trying to roll one.
#229 to #223 - ainise (07/27/2012) [-]
**ainise rolled a random image posted in comment #7331352 at FJ Pony Thread ** Epic ******* roll
User avatar #226 to #223 - copperoxideking (07/27/2012) [-]
**** that! my roll was ponys.
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User avatar #220 - mrsockz (07/27/2012) [-]
My friend is complete douchebag to everyone and treats all women like sex objects and he gets more chicks than anyone i know. So seriously, women shouldn't ask for respect if they constantly go after douchebags.
#219 - FoonyJoonk (07/27/2012) [-]
Love all these comments. And how they all involve insulting OP for stating the truth.
The funny thing is that all the ones saying "don't be a ***** ." Are most likely virgins.
User avatar #218 - bruce lee (07/27/2012) [-]
I dunno man, I've never had a girlfriend and I'm not ugly, according to girls that have friendzoned me. I don't know how i can be a douchebag without being nice. I don't know why being a douchebag would attract anybody/

Personally for me its not about ******* , its about actually getting a girlfriend, I've never had one and it sucks so much balls.

I'm not fat, I'm not pimply, I'm kind of naturally fit, the only thing is, is that I'm short.
#272 to #218 - ithinkimbatman (07/27/2012) [-]
You're exactly like me, my friend, don't worry, you'll meet that someone, I myself don't care about sex at all, I seek love, but I'm a bit too young for girls to really be down to earth the same way I am.
#233 to #218 - faperturescience (07/27/2012) [-]
Same man, when you like someone you're friends with and you try to make something happen, but you're parked in the friendzone. Dont worry man we'll all find someone someday.
Same man, when you like someone you're friends with and you try to make something happen, but you're parked in the friendzone. Dont worry man we'll all find someone someday.
#217 - TheJosephDucreux (07/27/2012) [-]
You Imagine you would treat a woman with respect if you worked up the courage to talk to one. Stop being a *****
User avatar #214 - threadcreator (07/27/2012) [-]
I remember this in the recent uploads yesterday. I can't thumb you up now
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