Janitors need some sense of humor.. . I got in trouble at a movie (heater for putting a "Wet Floor" sign in front ofthe door in Magic Mike. If only I knew before I made this account...
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#21 - MagicalMike (07/26/2012) [-]
If only I knew before I made this account...
#8 - John Cena (07/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #271 at Meanwhile, on the NSFW Brony board ** janitor's reaction
#9 - nippuhl (07/26/2012) [-]
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Not if you have this janitor!
#11 to #9 - greatgatsby (07/26/2012) [-]
or this one
#45 to #11 - condormcninja (07/26/2012) [-]
or this one
User avatar #143 - shaunr (07/27/2012) [-]
funny how society seems to becoming more sexualized but the likelihood for me getting laid is not increasing.
User avatar #184 to #143 - nycdood (07/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, but if you go back through history, and across the world, you'll see that we aren't the only sexualized society to have exist. We just see more of it now because of modern technology (internet, TV, movies, shows, ect.).
#108 - mewoveyouwongtime (07/27/2012) [-]
>Be me, two weeks ago
>Cousins ask if I would like to see Magic Mike
>Think for a second
>Say sure
>Free movie bro
>They pause for a moment

>"Are... Are you sure?"

>"Yeah, it'll be fun

MFW I realize Magic Mike isn't the sequal to Just Like Mike
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#159 - John Cena (07/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #12 - fadardarkblade (07/26/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? i radioed my manager after cleaning the theater regarding what to do with wet seats :P
User avatar #17 to #12 - KillYourself (07/26/2012) [-]
what'd you do?
User avatar #146 to #17 - fadardarkblade (07/27/2012) [-]
well they didnt get the joke and told me to put a cover over the seat lol
#173 - shamefulhumor (07/27/2012) [-]
Some of my finest work.
#79 - lolfire (07/27/2012) [-]
Someone's stealing this joke already ?
#71 - jimmyneubtron (07/26/2012) [-]
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#91 to #73 - John Cena (07/27/2012) [-]
FALCON PUNCH!
#39 - acarrot (07/26/2012) [-]
**acarrot rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Is that a Velociraptor ** mfw i walk into the theater
#88 - dickticklerluv ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
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#57 - impossiblemyazz (07/26/2012) [-]
I'll have you know my sense of humor is quite nice.
#24 - Benka (07/26/2012) [-]
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I know that feel brah.
#29 to #24 - crazyapachepilot (07/26/2012) [-]
cmags are a bitch huh?
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#37 to #24 - oniguru (07/26/2012) [-]
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the killer in a town east of Denver

A bit east of Denver going to school
Tryin to be a neurosurgion is what I most do
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Thinkin about shootin up a movie too
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
started following me cause i wore a hood
I got into 1 oral arguement and my mom got scared
she said "You'll never be anything like the batman fanfare"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said " ******* " and had batman in the mirror
If anything I could say I lost my last hair
So I thought hey I'ma get my guns and go make people care!

I pulled up to the theater about 12:08
and yelled to the audience SORRY IM LATE
Shootin around I was finally there
I was the joker at the batman premier
#158 to #37 - awesomedragonman (07/27/2012) [-]
how long did it take you to come up with that?
how long did it take you to come up with that?
#78 to #37 - John Cena (07/26/2012) [-]
This was actually very funny and saddening for reminding me of what he did.
#27 to #24 - TheProfit (07/26/2012) [-]
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#2 to #1 - owmyballs (07/26/2012) [-]
it's a movie about male strippers, i think... does that help?
User avatar #136 to #2 - wilddittoappears (07/27/2012) [-]
would be way more funny if would know that movie before
User avatar #4 to #1 - Harkonnen (07/26/2012) [-]
When women are horny and sexually aroused, they secrete lubricant in their vaginas to prep for sexual intercourse. This is vernacularly referred to as becoming wet. Hence, wet floors.
#16 to #4 - John Cena (07/26/2012) [-]
I got a boner reading this.
User avatar #189 to #4 - bladebeast (07/27/2012) [-]
...now i want to make an account called Atreides
User avatar #236 to #189 - puppybiscuit (07/27/2012) [-]
Then I'm gonna make one called Kwizatz Haderach
#247 to #236 - alucord (07/27/2012) [-]
come at me bro
#10 to #4 - riefenstahl (07/26/2012) [-]
You're username is awesome (a fellow Dune fan)
User avatar #34 to #10 - themindsculpture (07/26/2012) [-]
Your*
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#117 to #53 - John Cena (07/27/2012) [-]
*you're * ******* *stupid.

******* idiots everywhere. You woulda thought he would done the right version when it was just corrected.
#180 to #117 - John Cena (07/27/2012) [-]
anyone else read this in nova's "minecraft guide" voice?
#167 to #117 - John Cena (07/27/2012) [-]
You didn't get it did you, did you?
#165 to #10 - ariachnotred (07/27/2012) [-]
Atreides ftw.
User avatar #66 to #10 - asmodeu (07/26/2012) [-]
Yes, I own lots of awesome.
#36 to #4 - John Cena (07/26/2012) [-]
secret*
#67 - hentaisweetie (07/26/2012) [-]
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<My stripper.
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