If Only.... . Gandalf instead of walking the ring to Mount Doom why not use the giant eagles you know and fly? Freda that is a much better idea I' m glad you th
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Gandalf instead of walking the ring to Mount Doom
why not use the giant eagles you know and fly?
Freda that is a much better idea I' m glad you though of that!
Ill have two men take him to the woods
and take care of it sire.
TWO ? l He' s 'h" Roman general
you idiot, send twenty and make sure
it bail done mil
Please allow me to fight the Persians
with you.
You can' t fight in the main group but stand
back and throw spears all day little buddy!
wwill make sure he is dead by cutting his head off...
You gotta have an opinion...
Hold on I gotta put the safety on my
gun Jules is hitting some bumps...
rau
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#21 - HarvietheDinkle (07/26/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Concerning the Eagles:

If you read one of Tolkien's books (I forgot which one but when I read it I was like "so THAT'S why!") it mentions how the eagles are "too pure" to carry, or be near to, the ring. As in they would literally be destroyed, because they were created by the Valar themselves to serve as protectors of Middle Earth.
User avatar #25 to #21 - thephantur (07/26/2012) [-]
Get a big ass stick and tie ring to the end.
#53 - danield (07/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Why din't gandalf teleport the ring to outerspace?
User avatar #55 to #53 - mrvalane (07/27/2012) [-]
because the decepticons would have found it eventually
#41 - CrazyFinn (07/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Hey bro, how about we don't have incest.
#78 - shodaihokage (07/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
We should probably put some plywood over that hole
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
LOTR - The book explains better why they can't just do that. The eagles are intelligent creatures and have societies of their own. They don't care who rules the world because they are mothafukin eagles, why would it matter to them? So they don't want to risk going in there and getting attacked by the "winged beasts". Or something like that. :3
User avatar #9 - Crusader (07/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Anakin was like a son to Obi-wan, and he just couldn't bring himself to kill him.
Plus, Jedi don't believe in killing their prisoners.
#149 - ninootendoo (07/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#152 - mushkaa (07/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - robodick (07/26/2012) [-]
Loved this! Please make another!
Loved this! Please make another!
#1 - ariusbrightwing (07/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#65 - MrOblivious ONLINE (07/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Star Wars = The prophecy was that Anakin/Vader kills the Emperor. Which did happen later in since he lived through the volcano crap

Hangover = They knew it was their bed but they thought they through it out the window. It until they realized that was not possible, did they know that they must have put it there by hand
#164 - mytrakytra (07/27/2012) [-]
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Maybe instead of art Ill go into music.
User avatar #64 - darthblam ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
... If Obi-Wan killed Anakin then the Emperor still would have taken over the galaxy.. and Anakin would not have killed him to save Luke and "bring balance to the Force"
#114 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**** people who say they should have ridden the eagles... you obviously don't know **** about Lord of the Rings. The eagles are ancient as **** , they hang with Manwe up in the sky. They don't give two ***** for the mortal race of men. They only help out a few times because Gandalf is a real bro. to them. He's been alive for ******* ever, he's a classy maia. But you wouldn't know that, have you even heard of the Silmarilion? And besides, what's that? ******* dragons. Yep, giant eagles flying like **** towards Mount Doom, guess we can't stop them with our winged terrors or anything. Ya, maybe the eagles could rip those ******* out of the sky, but would you risk accidently dropping the ring of power right into Sauron's, hands? Some people are just ******* stupid, Tolkien's plot is flawless... FLAWLESS... bitch.
User avatar #46 - ortonja (07/26/2012) [-]
Regarding the Star Wars one, I think Obi Wan was just trying to stop Anakin, not kill him. I think he still considered Anakin his brother, so wouldn't intentionally try to end his life. Even 20 or so years later in A New Hope, he still believed that there was good in his heart.
User avatar #35 - dantemp (07/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Oh stop it with the damn eagles. They were able to enter mordor only after the nazguls were death, I know it's obvious statement but it seems a lot of people keep forgetting about it... or just new and new people come unaware of it...
#134 - CatholicPriest (07/27/2012) [-]
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#2 - PrestigousTurd (07/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Personally i think that if obi-wan had killed anakin on mustafar the emperor would have just found a new apprentice and carried on...anakin was prophesized to destroy the sith and he did just not in the manner or timely fashion that yoda, obi-wan or anyone else had expected
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