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Why Men are Awsome and Smarterest

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Why Being a Man is Easy
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about guns.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest acts of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding dress: , 000; Tuxedo rental:
Your underwear cost for a three pack.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger' s seat.
Three pairs of shoes are mere than enough.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours
without thinking, "He must be mad at me."
Grey hair and wrinkles add character.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a
little gift
Your pals will never trap you with, "So, notice anything
different?"
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle last fer years, even decades.
A few belches are expected and tolerated.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can" do" your nails with a pocketknife.
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you
might become lifelong friends.
Good Driving
One day, a police officer pulls over a guy. "Is there a
problem officer?" the man asks him. "No, there' s no
problem. I just noticed that you were driving so well that I
wanted to give you this." the officer replies handing him
over a bill "So, what are you going to get with that
money?"
The driver takes a minute to think then says "Wow, uhh...
I' ll probably get myself a license..."
The man in the passenger seat adds "Don' t pay attention to
him, he' s like that when he' s drunk."
Another guy who was asleep in the backseat wakes up to
see the cep and says "See! I told you guys we wouldn' t get
far in a stolen car!"
Following that, there is a voice coming from the trunk "Are
we ever the border yet?"
The cep fainted.
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#45 - marteboi (05/01/2010) [+] (9 replies)
mmm i've been shaving my head for 10 years, it works.
User avatar #53 to #45 - KabutopsX (05/01/2010) [-]
it took you 10 years to shave your head!?!
User avatar #66 - believesinzombies (05/02/2010) [-]
30 seconds is way too long in my opinion.
User avatar #94 - Sylace (05/02/2010) [-]
That last joke ******* made my night!
#4 - ChanceBlaylock **User deleted account** (05/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
MAKE ANOTHER NOW THAT WAS AWESOME - IM PRACTICING MY BILLY MAYS VOICE BTW
#92 - TheRedWolf **User deleted account** (05/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
My gay boyfriend screamed out " **** YOU TALIBAN!" in his sleep and then he started sucking my huge ****** cock
User avatar #93 to #92 - Sylace (05/02/2010) [-]
That is just so ******* weird I had to laugh.
User avatar #67 - LadyAnon (05/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
At least half of those in that first list were true for me, too...
But, I shall take advantage of my feminine abilities.
*Hands out sammiches*
User avatar #15 - mooniec (05/01/2010) [-]
why women have it easy. tits.
User avatar #98 - satanic falcon (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Here's another reason: We can go more than a minute without a cell phone... hell... we can go days.
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User avatar #1 - xdtx (05/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the "is there a problem officer part" reminded me of troll face
thumbs up for you :D
+5
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User avatar #80 - yeehee (05/02/2010) [-]
haha these are pretty tru
and plus the joke made me lol for a while
User avatar #179 - KyleFengLe (05/02/2010) [-]
finally!!! a content that makes u lol, nice upload McEmmsee
User avatar #113 - boredouttamylife (05/02/2010) [+] (8 replies)
men are awesome. but i violate the 3 shoes thing... i have 8
User avatar #89 - newbeck (05/02/2010) [-]
EPIC last joke is EPIC.
#164 - EpicTie (05/02/2010) [+] (5 replies)
lmfao, at the last joke
User avatar #167 to #164 - xXKIRAXx (05/02/2010) [-]
Stop hypnotizing me!!!!!
User avatar #48 - TheKingLeonidas (05/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
this ain't junk for sure
User avatar #19 - adamsvette (05/01/2010) [-]
It was funny.
User avatar #8 - TedMosby (05/01/2010) [-]
Definetly funny.
User avatar #5 - viciousNOODLES (05/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
yes, this is funny, but you know what they say: behind every great man is a great woman
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