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Why Men are Awsome and Smarterest. Funny or junk. you Decide.. Why Being a Man is Easy Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about gun

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Why Being a Man is Easy
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about guns.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest acts of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding dress: , 000; Tuxedo rental:
Your underwear cost for a three pack.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger' s seat.
Three pairs of shoes are mere than enough.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours
without thinking, "He must be mad at me."
Grey hair and wrinkles add character.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a
little gift
Your pals will never trap you with, "So, notice anything
different?"
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle last fer years, even decades.
A few belches are expected and tolerated.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can" do" your nails with a pocketknife.
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you
might become lifelong friends.
Good Driving
One day, a police officer pulls over a guy. "Is there a
problem officer?" the man asks him. "No, there' s no
problem. I just noticed that you were driving so well that I
wanted to give you this." the officer replies handing him
over a bill "So, what are you going to get with that
money?"
The driver takes a minute to think then says "Wow, uhh...
I' ll probably get myself a license..."
The man in the passenger seat adds "Don' t pay attention to
him, he' s like that when he' s drunk."
Another guy who was asleep in the backseat wakes up to
see the cep and says "See! I told you guys we wouldn' t get
far in a stolen car!"
Following that, there is a voice coming from the trunk "Are
we ever the border yet?"
The cep fainted.
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#45 - marteboi
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(05/01/2010) [-]
mmm i've been shaving my head for 10 years, it works.
User avatar #53 to #45 - KabutopsX
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(05/01/2010) [-]
it took you 10 years to shave your head!?!
User avatar #189 to #53 - ImNotFat
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(05/02/2010) [-]
lmao.. i can see your comment getting to the top
#210 to #189 - Thrasher
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(05/02/2010) [-]
are you a prophet?
User avatar #218 to #210 - ImNotFat
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(05/03/2010) [-]
lmao one of my comments was 1 thumb away from the top 10 so i clicked this one to thumb it down... but i couldnt bring myself to do it haha,, just waaay to much win
#54 to #53 - marteboi
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(05/01/2010) [-]
lol and thumb'd you haha
#78 to #53 - akron **User deleted account**
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(05/02/2010) [-]
i ****** lol'd
User avatar #214 to #53 - LukesFather
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(05/02/2010) [-]
It was easy for me, I just lit my head on fire with lava.
User avatar #213 to #53 - ThaJokeRuiner **User deleted account**
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(05/02/2010) [-]
Haha, This comment is funny because marteboi has been shaving his head for 10 years, multiple times, and KabutopsX thought it took him 10 years to shave his head once. Lol at the irony.
User avatar #215 to #213 - CptnSoapMcTavish
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(05/02/2010) [-]
Dude, you're not the joke ruiner -.- get ur own meme.
User avatar #66 - believesinzombies
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(05/02/2010) [-]
30 seconds is way too long in my opinion.
User avatar #94 - Sylace
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(05/02/2010) [-]
That last joke ******* made my night!
#4 - ChanceBlaylock **User deleted account**
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(05/01/2010) [-]
MAKE ANOTHER NOW THAT WAS AWESOME - IM PRACTICING MY BILLY MAYS VOICE BTW
User avatar #9 to #4 - masterluso
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(05/01/2010) [-]
Billy Mays thing... completely random...
User avatar #10 to #9 - Somomo
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/01/2010) [-]
yet oh so awesome.....
User avatar #13 to #10 - masterluso
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/01/2010) [-]
...ya...
#46 to #13 - anon id: 3a2628ad
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(05/01/2010) [-]
copied from "lotsofjokes" dot com.... just sayin
#72 to #46 - ChanceBlaylock **User deleted account**
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(05/02/2010) [-]
ACTUALY I CAME UP WITH IT BY MYSELF - Ooops sorry caps
#92 - TheRedWolf **User deleted account**
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(05/02/2010) [-]
My gay boyfriend screamed out "**** YOU TALIBAN!" in his sleep and then he started sucking my huge ****** cock
#107 to #92 - anon id: 87cdc1c3
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(05/02/2010) [-]
Now THAT was creepy. Wtf
User avatar #101 to #92 - jigglepuff
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(05/02/2010) [-]
WHAT i ******* lold for some reason
#104 to #92 - rofltotehmao
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(05/02/2010) [-]
why do thisguy havethumbs down?????
#96 to #92 - sindromplaza
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(05/02/2010) [-]
wtf
User avatar #93 to #92 - Sylace
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(05/02/2010) [-]
That is just so ******* weird I had to laugh.
User avatar #99 to #93 - supersparta
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(05/02/2010) [-]
Honestly, I agree.
#100 to #93 - anon id: 6f431730
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(05/02/2010) [-]
Your comment made me laugh (In a good way.)
User avatar #67 - LadyAnon
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(05/02/2010) [-]
At least half of those in that first list were true for me, too...
But, I shall take advantage of my feminine abilities.
*Hands out sammiches*
#69 to #67 - anon id: 3d4f430f
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(05/02/2010) [-]
the lady has class
User avatar #70 to #69 - LadyAnon
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(05/02/2010) [-]
*Bows*
User avatar #91 to #70 - Pedobear Sr
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/02/2010) [-]
SAMMICHES AWESOME!! now i must go; the lolicon is waiting
User avatar #75 to #67 - Solcozm
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/02/2010) [-]
THANK YOU! and yes this lady does have class. Is there bacon on that sammich?
User avatar #77 to #75 - LadyAnon
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/02/2010) [-]
Three layers of bacon, and bacon bits in the crust. :3
User avatar #82 to #77 - Solcozm
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/02/2010) [-]
wow!
User avatar #95 to #82 - LadyAnon
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(05/02/2010) [-]
Indeed. :P
User avatar #15 - mooniec
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(05/01/2010) [-]
why women have it easy. tits.
User avatar #98 - satanic falcon
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(05/02/2010) [-]
Here's another reason: We can go more than a minute without a cell phone... hell... we can go days.
User avatar #170 to #98 - PizzaOMGZ
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(05/02/2010) [-]
My order of cell phone uses in line of priority:

1. Music
2. Porn
3. Games
4. Calculator
5. Texting
6. Calling
#68 - SandsOfTime **User deleted account**
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User avatar #74 to #68 - Solcozm
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(05/02/2010) [-]
Yeah, that sucks big time. He acts like a total douche also.
#76 to #74 - SandsOfTime **User deleted account**
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User avatar #81 to #76 - Solcozm
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(05/02/2010) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #217 to #68 - Onemanretardpack
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(05/02/2010) [-]
Dude! You have no IDEA how true that is. I got ******* EXPELLED from getting in a ******* fight with the dude because i was talking to him and he ******* told on me when my knife fell out of my pocket.
User avatar #79 to #68 - pinapplez
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(05/02/2010) [-]
that happened to me once except i was talking to her face to face and i told the guy im the guy who makes her sweat im the guy, that makes her moan,im the guy that, makes her scream, IM THE ******* BATMAN!!!!! we are currently best friends
User avatar #1 - xdtx
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(05/01/2010) [-]
the "is there a problem officer part" reminded me of troll face
thumbs up for you :D
#40 to #1 - McEmmsee [OP] **User deleted account**
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