Why Men are Awsome and Smarterest
Why Being a Man is Easy
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about guns.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest acts of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding dress: , 000; Tuxedo rental:
Your underwear cost for a three pack.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger' s seat.
Three pairs of shoes are mere than enough.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours
without thinking, "He must be mad at me."
Grey hair and wrinkles add character.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a
Your pals will never trap you with, "So, notice anything
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle last fer years, even decades.
A few belches are expected and tolerated.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can" do" your nails with a pocketknife.
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you
might become lifelong friends.
One day, a police officer pulls over a guy. "Is there a
problem officer?" the man asks him. "No, there' s no
problem. I just noticed that you were driving so well that I
wanted to give you this." the officer replies handing him
over a bill "So, what are you going to get with that
The driver takes a minute to think then says "Wow, uhh...
I' ll probably get myself a license..."
The man in the passenger seat adds "Don' t pay attention to
him, he' s like that when he' s drunk."
Another guy who was asleep in the backseat wakes up to
see the cep and says "See! I told you guys we wouldn' t get
far in a stolen car!"
Following that, there is a voice coming from the trunk "Are
we ever the border yet?"
The cep fainted.