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User avatar #3 - radtastic (07/24/2012) [-]
Just saying....... eagles are endangered.....humans or overpopulated.....
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User avatar #543 to #3 - slikmonkey (07/25/2012) [-]
*were. Eagles are no longer on the endagered species list and stated before, but the reason we still think so are a few reason:

>lack of knowledge
>Eagles are labeled as a 'Flagship species' meaning we only protect it mostly because it's a beautiful animal. Just like how we protect Pandas. So, we just assume it's endangered.
#431 to #3 - thisshipdied (07/25/2012) [-]
Actually eagles were taken off the endangered species list in August 2007. The reason now is simply because they're a national symbol.

Also America is not overpopulated in the slightest, the reason its so controversial is because wouldn't a child be better off not living at all rather than growing up in a low income family. and potentially spending his/her life in prison or worse.
User avatar #4 to #3 - radtastic (07/24/2012) [-]
*are
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#357 to #4 - tophatcigar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#371 to #357 - johnwins (07/25/2012) [-]
wat.
User avatar #423 to #357 - Aliciawor (07/25/2012) [-]
you eat babies too? I thought i was the only one.
User avatar #36 - thechosentroll (07/25/2012) [-]
Probably because there aren't 8 billion eagles.
#363 to #36 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
So when faced with the option to kill an eagle baby or a human baby youd kill a human baby? Because eagles are just so much more important...
#383 to #363 - madeitforthemusic (07/25/2012) [-]
This is true. Eagles are way more important.
#404 to #383 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
why are eagles more important than humans
User avatar #414 to #404 - bensho (07/25/2012) [-]
Less eagles than humans. Killing one human baby has less of an impact on our needlessly overpopulated species than killing an eagle baby has on its species.
#413 to #404 - madeitforthemusic (07/25/2012) [-]
They live to live.
#528 to #404 - zupdawg (07/25/2012) [-]
The eagle is an important part of the ecosystem, while humans really just are a problem for dear mother earth.
User avatar #398 to #363 - thechosentroll (07/25/2012) [-]
Yes, yes I would. Baby eagles turn into majestic animals. Babies turn into retards.
#58 - zakene (07/25/2012) [-]
I would prefer Eagles over humans anyday. There are already enough stupid to go around, why not eagles instead?!
#216 - twystedtail (07/25/2012) [-]
Just gonna go list form here.
1) It's a choice. The eagle doesn't come up to you and say 'Yes, I'd like for you to smash up my egg, thanks.' And if an eagle goes ' **** this' and breaks the egg, nobody's gonna give a damn.
2) Eagles are endangered. Humans are the definition of overpopulation.
3) The eagle egg doesn't belong to the human destroying it. It's like shoving a clothes hanger up a pregnant woman's hoo-hah and making a fetus puree.
4) The kid could be an accident or the result of unwanted sexual activity. I doubt that, should an unwanted kid be born, or should an unprepared mother should have one, the kid would have a good life.
User avatar #283 to #216 - ericzxvc (07/25/2012) [-]
I don't know if you sort of covered this but there's also the fact that humans can have many reasons to not have a baby, an Eagle is always ready to have a baby and will always give it proper care, can't say the same about humans.
#247 to #216 - hokocho (07/25/2012) [-]
MFW fetus puree
MFW fetus puree
#61 - Maroon (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles are endangered. Humans are not.
#62 to #61 - newrockerkid (07/25/2012) [-]
**newrockerkid rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at Swag ** o was just gunna say that :D
#139 to #61 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7252510 at FJ Pony Thread ** Eventually we will be endangered since our society is so ****** .
User avatar #76 to #61 - DerpScout (07/25/2012) [-]
Humans are a pest. Eagles are not.
User avatar #79 to #61 - PenguinsOfMars (07/25/2012) [-]
If an Eagle lays eggs in your front yard it's a beautiful sight, if a human gives birth in your front yard you move.
#99 to #79 - zapgod (07/25/2012) [-]
maybe YOU might move, this is what I would do
maybe YOU might move, this is what I would do
#602 to #99 - Maroon (07/26/2012) [-]
what i would do
what i would do
#502 to #99 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
That's ****** up
#22 - gwegw (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles don't destroy the world or become retarded teenage assholes. They deserve life. Plus they're awesome.
Eagles don't destroy the world or become retarded teenage assholes. They deserve life. Plus they're awesome.
User avatar #7 - tonytails (07/25/2012) [-]
eagles are endangered, and our national bird.
humans are IMMENSELY overpopulated.
if anything, we should start weeding out the idiots... narrow it back down to like, 4 billion people...
#39 to #7 - ushuaia (07/25/2012) [-]
What makes you think you are on a superior level and deserve to live while others deserve to die?
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#481 to #7 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
Nuke Africa.
#12 to #7 - carlose (07/25/2012) [-]
the eagle is no longer endangered .. its just the country
User avatar #13 to #12 - tonytails (07/25/2012) [-]
well, holy damn...
i think im gonna go have a $250,000 eagle egg omelet.
User avatar #21 to #12 - kimiixpyro (07/25/2012) [-]
That's just bald eagles though, there's still banning on a lot of other eagles, I'm sure the fines and such vary.
User avatar #106 to #7 - albinoman (07/25/2012) [-]
But if we rooted out the idiots then funnyjunk's population would be down to like 400 people.
User avatar #591 to #106 - tonytails (07/26/2012) [-]
maybe 40...
#25 to #7 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
i'll help you

no but seriously you're right
User avatar #15 to #7 - bosskiss (07/25/2012) [-]
you want help to narrow it down?

remove the safety warnings on most products
User avatar #16 to #15 - tonytails (07/25/2012) [-]
coffee cups...
warning: hot
warning: tasty

that should at least injure them :P
User avatar #477 - voltkills ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
bald eagls: rare as **** , nearly died out 100 years ago, humans: 7 ******* billion gunna hit 8 in a year and a half, ok?
#395 - dtcrawl (07/25/2012) [-]
On my way to work today, there was an anti abortion group at an intersection. My window was rolled down, and some kid walked by and dropped a pamphlet in my window.
I picked it up. Literally nothing but pictures of dead babies.

Ruined my whole day. But this makes me disagree with anti-abortionists even more strangly
mfw
#420 to #395 - Gerex (07/25/2012) [-]
Go ahead, and be at peace.

Go ahead, and be at peace.
#218 - legitcharlatan (07/25/2012) [-]
Well, Eagles are endangered, and it's humans' fault they are, sooooo.
Also there are 7 Billion people in the world, which is too many in my opinion.
#380 to #218 - roflboss (07/25/2012) [-]
eagles arent endangered..look it up
User avatar #57 - vigorion (07/25/2012) [-]
It is the parents' conscious decision, but it's not your egg... So don't worry, if someone destroyed your fetus without your consent I'm pretty sure they would be severely fined for it aswell. Also, humans have sex for pleasure. Eagles don't.
User avatar #59 to #57 - reaperssprint (07/25/2012) [-]
Not to mention Eagles are endangered. I think humans are a little far off from that claim.
User avatar #60 to #59 - reaperssprint (07/25/2012) [-]
*Bald Eagles.
#69 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
That argument will be valid when there are 7 billion eagles.... jus sayin
#72 to #69 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
by that logic, anything is expendable relative to something else as long as there is less of that something else? Value of life is not determined by numbers, if it were, Mao/Hitler/Stalin would be considered saints.
User avatar #94 to #72 - thechosentroll (07/25/2012) [-]
Weeeeeeeeell, since history is written by the winners, if they'd won, they would indeed have been worshiped as saints.
#443 to #72 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
Stalin was a complete ******* madman.

But if you read up on what he did, he SAVED Russia from so many future ********* . Crazy tyrant? Yes. Great leader? Yes.
#71 to #69 - wepwawet (07/25/2012) [-]
he's right you know

your comment will be seen now
#46 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles are near extinction, there are 7 billion people.
User avatar #23 - salari (07/25/2012) [-]
There are over 7 billion people in this world, we're hideously overpopulated, all the dumb people are having kids because they can't figure out how contraception works, and those kids turn out to be dicks who make the same mistakes.

Make the world a better place, and get an abortion!
User avatar #479 - sandrawale (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles are endangered. Humans are not.
#487 to #479 - ohhellotheresir (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles are equal to humans now? Awesome!
User avatar #519 to #487 - sandrawale (07/25/2012) [-]
If the eagles want to destroy their own eggs they have the right to. But the thing is, it's us destroying the eagle eggs, not the eagles.
#334 - infernoburrito (07/25/2012) [-]
well the fact of the matter is that eagles are actually endangered, while humans are ******* FAR from it. We need a little population control.
User avatar #336 to #334 - jokeface (07/25/2012) [-]
i was just about to say this. well said.
#465 to #334 - noonecares (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles aren't endangered. They stopped being endangered about 2 decades ago. Sorry.
#468 to #465 - infernoburrito (07/25/2012) [-]
whoops, who gives a **** . there's still less of them then there are humans.
#351 to #334 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
doesn't mean you have to kill an unborn baby.
inb4 shut up anon
User avatar #356 to #351 - LegititmateKyle (07/25/2012) [-]
Shut up anon, you can't inb4 on your own comment!
#360 to #351 - infernoburrito (07/25/2012) [-]
You know why it's legal to shoot a deer? Because there are so goddamn many of them. It should be no different with your typical human idiot.
User avatar #350 to #334 - potatotown (07/25/2012) [-]
what we need is a new plague and hopefully the number of smart survivors is greater than stupid survivors
#358 to #350 - infernoburrito (07/25/2012) [-]
damn straight
User avatar #249 - slootyslooot (07/25/2012) [-]
The difference: One is an endangered species, and the other is overpopulating the earth.
#255 to #249 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
yup, was right about to say that
User avatar #260 to #255 - slootyslooot (07/25/2012) [-]
Yeah right after I said that I realized that almost everyone had made the exact same ponit down below...
#29 - thethread (07/25/2012) [-]
Yay Omelets!
#35 to #29 - thechosentroll (07/25/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Technically eggs at the store aren't fertilised. Eggs aren't abortions, they're the chickens' periods.
User avatar #91 to #35 - thethread (07/25/2012) [-]
I know, the picture just fit the content to a T. Thumb for knowledge though!
#28 - calsamurai (07/25/2012) [-]
Probably because Eagles are an Endangered species too.
#464 to #28 - noonecares (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles aren't endangered. They stopped being endangered about 2 decades ago. Sorry.
User avatar #30 to #28 - supamonkey (07/25/2012) [-]
and the world is nearing overpopulation as it is.
User avatar #32 to #30 - scio ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
And having an abort is a conscious decision by the parents.

Destroying an egg is not a conscious decision by the bird.

You will also be fined with some jail-time if you kill another persons baby.
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