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User avatar #561 - RisenLichen ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
everyone's main argument seems to be that eagles are an endangered species. But the bald eagle was taken off the Endangered list in 2007. Even so, they're still in danger of getting back on the list
#601 to #561 - machiniman (07/26/2012) [-]
So... They're in endangered danger?
...yeah, that one was pretty stupid.
#529 - robbayyy (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles>Babies
#522 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
i will probably sound like a monster now but yeah, the population difference between eagles and humans are pretty big...
#521 - thejackals (07/25/2012) [-]
MFW I'm eating an Omelet..
MFW I'm eating an Omelet..
#517 - AkatsukiNekoJr (07/25/2012) [-]
Abortions make me sad honestly, maybe because I'm a moralfag I've helped raise up other children and the thought of one not being born because their parents didn't want it/couldn't raise it is sad.    
"Hurr Durr but what if it grows up in a low income family"   
 Plenty of children do, and there are plenty of organisations to help out, if more people were willing to. Sure lower income families shouldn't have children if they can't support it, but who knows, that kid could some how turn in to the next Scum Bag Steve or Good Guy Greg, we don't know, and we won't because we just killed that kid.   
"Hurr durr what if she was raped" I would keep the child honestly, it's not its fault that I was raped.   
"Hurr durr we already have enough people on the world" True, in certain places anyways. Plus there are birth control measures that can be taken or be made more available to lower income people and junk.   
"Hurr durr I bet you eat eggs though, what about those unborn babies" Those are unfertilized, that would be the same as you doing oral on a girl on her period.   
tl:dr - I don't agree with abortion, but whatever.
Abortions make me sad honestly, maybe because I'm a moralfag I've helped raise up other children and the thought of one not being born because their parents didn't want it/couldn't raise it is sad.
"Hurr Durr but what if it grows up in a low income family"
Plenty of children do, and there are plenty of organisations to help out, if more people were willing to. Sure lower income families shouldn't have children if they can't support it, but who knows, that kid could some how turn in to the next Scum Bag Steve or Good Guy Greg, we don't know, and we won't because we just killed that kid.
"Hurr durr what if she was raped" I would keep the child honestly, it's not its fault that I was raped.
"Hurr durr we already have enough people on the world" True, in certain places anyways. Plus there are birth control measures that can be taken or be made more available to lower income people and junk.
"Hurr durr I bet you eat eggs though, what about those unborn babies" Those are unfertilized, that would be the same as you doing oral on a girl on her period.
tl:dr - I don't agree with abortion, but whatever.
User avatar #546 to #517 - kolsinder (07/25/2012) [-]
i'd say it's because you're a moralfag
#551 to #546 - AkatsukiNekoJr (07/25/2012) [-]
Probably is, but it's just my opinion.  Thumb for you.
Probably is, but it's just my opinion. Thumb for you.
User avatar #554 to #551 - kolsinder (07/25/2012) [-]
Just be thankful that you're not one of the poor souls thumbed down to oblivion for posting an opinion!
#557 to #554 - AkatsukiNekoJr (07/25/2012) [-]
I know, I was worried about it a bit. But hey, why not. I saw opinions about the other side so I posted my own. Not going to rage.
I know, I was worried about it a bit. But hey, why not. I saw opinions about the other side so I posted my own. Not going to rage.
User avatar #570 to #557 - kolsinder (07/25/2012) [-]
True, I was one of the less luckier people that got brutally thumbed down for posting anti-Mac-hating comments... I guess the likelihood of your comment not being shunned by the FJ community is directly proportionate to the popularity of the views that you support... The more you know
#534 to #517 - breadbasket (07/25/2012) [-]
What about unfit parents? I don't believe that a teenage mother can properly take care of a child. Oh? You want them to put the baby up for adoption? Lolnope. Hardly anyone in this country is willing to adopt a child, so chances are that 95% of those children will live horrible lives in an orphanage, seeing as how the adoption rate for a child above the age of one year is incredibly low.



Now. You want abortion to be illegal, right? What should the punishment be for the people who are -already- preforming unsafe, illegal abortions? It doesn't work that way. Even Christians (at least ones who follow their faith to the fullest) believe that an unborn baby has no soul, seeing as how it has no choice to do things right or wrong. So with no soul, heaven or hell could not exist for that child. Really, you're doing no harm by killing the child.



On another note, I'd like to say that I would LOVE for all children to be raised by an adult parent, who knows how to take care of them. But that's not the case.
--I hate to rant, but abortion will never be illegal, so there's no point in arguing the case, ever.-- Pic semi-related.
#550 to #534 - AkatsukiNekoJr (07/25/2012) [-]
Unfit parents should not be a reason for abortion. I had a mother who sold cocaine for a living and I turned out alright. Teenage mothers made the decision (excluding rape from this) to have sex and they should take responsibility. Most of them get help from family (down here anyways.)   
And abortion shouldn't be illegal, there are reasons it should still be around. And the way you made your argument about them having no souls, you shouldn't have used the word child, that would mean you're killing a living thing.    
And the adoption thing, so what? What about a situation like this, little five year old Timmy loses his family in an accident and has no one to take care of him. "Sorry Timmy, since the chances that you're going to get adopted are almost zero, we're going to have to put you down."   
 I don't like abortion, and I am a Christian, but it doesn't mean I want to go bomb abortion clinics. That's just a person choice of mine.
Unfit parents should not be a reason for abortion. I had a mother who sold cocaine for a living and I turned out alright. Teenage mothers made the decision (excluding rape from this) to have sex and they should take responsibility. Most of them get help from family (down here anyways.)
And abortion shouldn't be illegal, there are reasons it should still be around. And the way you made your argument about them having no souls, you shouldn't have used the word child, that would mean you're killing a living thing.
And the adoption thing, so what? What about a situation like this, little five year old Timmy loses his family in an accident and has no one to take care of him. "Sorry Timmy, since the chances that you're going to get adopted are almost zero, we're going to have to put you down."
I don't like abortion, and I am a Christian, but it doesn't mean I want to go bomb abortion clinics. That's just a person choice of mine.
User avatar #558 to #550 - breadbasket (07/25/2012) [-]
Well, I'm not a fan of abortion myself, and yeah. I'd never have a child aborted. (Of course, I say that, and it's the woman's decision ultimately.) But if it were up to me, it wouldn't happen.
#563 to #558 - AkatsukiNekoJr (07/25/2012) [-]
Thumbed both for an honest reply, unlike the anon below me.  Maybe it's because I'm a girl so I feel more emotional about children, but hey it's whatever.   
but now I'm a little scared of anons.
Thumbed both for an honest reply, unlike the anon below me. Maybe it's because I'm a girl so I feel more emotional about children, but hey it's whatever.
but now I'm a little scared of anons.
#531 to #517 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
**** you.. What if i raped you and kept you as a prisoner.. killed your family.. i rape you 5 times pr day.. you wan't that child you **** ?
#539 to #531 - AkatsukiNekoJr (07/25/2012) [-]
Well I'm pretty sure if that happened you would end up killing the baby at some point...hell I would consider that a mercy kill.
But honestly, how many rapist actually do that? What are the chances that would actually happen, and you allowed the baby to live. and yes I would still keep it
User avatar #514 - Thehomelessman (07/25/2012) [-]
If we could improve/make more available/educate people about birth control everyone would be happy (Except for the Extreme Catholics... but who cares about them)
#511 - yourking (07/25/2012) [-]
All the comment below me become far too serious for funnyjunk
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#500 - melxgirl (07/25/2012) [-]
Wtf is up with that Eagle egg 						****					? Don't tell me I can't eat an eagle egg just because it's your patriotic mascot or whatever America, because people eat burgers all the time.
Wtf is up with that Eagle egg **** ? Don't tell me I can't eat an eagle egg just because it's your patriotic mascot or whatever America, because people eat burgers all the time.
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#491 - theslackerking (07/25/2012) [-]
ya but eagles don't scream and cry or kick the back of my seat when im on the plane.
ya but eagles don't scream and cry or kick the back of my seat when im on the plane.
User avatar #485 - cullenatorguy (07/25/2012) [-]
I feel terrible for saying this, but there needs to be some disaster that will take out a few billion people. We're way over populating the Earth. Something needs to kill some of us off.
User avatar #586 to #485 - littlenish (07/26/2012) [-]
Let's nuke Somalia.
User avatar #538 to #485 - lolerlaura ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
I am a horrible person but I agree. We are in an era of mass extinction that hasn't been seen since the age of Dinosaurs and the cause is *drumroll* ......us. I don't understand why so many people get their panties in a knot when in about 20-30 years if we keep up population growth there are gonna be wars over water and food.
User avatar #513 to #485 - toonlinktwentytwo (07/25/2012) [-]
think more positive like think about the expansion of the human race into space
User avatar #523 to #513 - cullenatorguy (07/25/2012) [-]
but we have no technologies to get us there. WE MUST HAS THE TECHNOLOGIES
User avatar #527 to #523 - toonlinktwentytwo (07/25/2012) [-]
well at this point a manned mission to mars is possible although it would take around a year to get there
User avatar #540 to #527 - cullenatorguy (07/25/2012) [-]
I say we nuke china and india, end of problem
User avatar #542 to #540 - toonlinktwentytwo (07/25/2012) [-]
how bout we just leave them behind when the time comes to pick up and leave earth
User avatar #493 to #485 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/25/2012) [-]
Agreed. A good plague would probably do our race nicely as it would get rid of our nasty overpopulation problem.
User avatar #526 to #493 - cullenatorguy (07/25/2012) [-]
maybe hit asia? they've got like everyone over there. If something hit China and India we'd be all good
User avatar #588 to #526 - littlenish (07/26/2012) [-]
Let's get the Chinks.
#488 to #485 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
lets start with you and all the "over-religious'
User avatar #489 to #488 - cullenatorguy (07/25/2012) [-]
B-but I'm not religious
#490 to #489 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
i say you and all the.. but okay let's spare you :D Hmm yea a disaster could be useful
User avatar #484 - badluck (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles left probably <10000 Humans left ~6,000,000,000
User avatar #584 to #484 - badluck (07/25/2012) [-]
*100000
User avatar #497 to #484 - isheepwebcast (07/25/2012) [-]
7 billion people, 140,000 bald eagles.
#483 - dadukesta ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
All the comments summed up in one.

"I think i have a common level of exological decency by saying eagles are endangered so they have more reason to repopulate while humans can and should be killed."
"humans can and should be killed."
"humans should be killed."
Dumbasses with no heart, all life is precious.
User avatar #510 to #483 - varrlegrimscythe ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
Unless the people saying those things are actualy eagles and they want us to kill eachother.
User avatar #492 to #483 - tonydalion (07/25/2012) [-]
Yes, but humans kill other lives. We tear down rain forests, we produce smog, etc. Using your logic, we shouldn't eat meat, drive cars, nor build new buildings.
#505 to #492 - dadukesta ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
What's this we **** ? Since when did aborted children burn down the Amazon? Just ******* stop buying ****** **** like Honda cars and trucks and processed foods and **** . Everything can coexist one way or another.
User avatar #518 to #505 - tonydalion (07/25/2012) [-]
"We" as in the human race. Whether you like it or not, your house is made out of wood that came from somewhere. ANY food you buy is transported with trucks that get 10 MPG's, so even if you biked/walked everywhere, you're still technically adding to the CO2 and NOx going into the air.

The only way you're getting everything to coexist is if you reduce the human population and change our way of life drastically. With less people, there is less demand for products. With less demand, there is less gas being used to ship products. With less people, there will be less houses.

I'm not afraid to say it. I support abortion. Now, I'll let you rage all you want. You're entitled to your opinion. But this is my last message on the subject, so don't expect an answer.
User avatar #532 to #518 - dadukesta ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
People can be so ignorant! I have a garden in my back friggen yard that grows fresh chili peppers and tomatos. That little garden right there absorbs an equivalent of what my whole family breaths out in carbon and then theres the tree and everything. I live in a forest and buy locally made products because im surrounded by farms.

No one has a true understanding of GREEN technology. Green technology is simply engineering parks and farms that use the power of the Earth's soil to sustain all human life. NO ONE in the entire world! Can eat without a farm of some sort, not on a schedule. Otherwise it's survival of the fittest by hunting.

Evvvvveeeerrrrryyyything is recyclable! It's one of the most important laws of physics, "matter cannot be destroyed or created" people just gotta learn what they should be doing to keep a balance of all their faults.

User avatar #508 to #505 - dadukesta ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
AND MAYBE IF WE COULD GET SOME MOTHER ******* REFORM IN OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM TO MAKE OUR KIDS THINK INSTEAD OF MEMORIZE AND SHELTER THEN **** COULD GET DONE!
User avatar #479 - sandrawale (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles are endangered. Humans are not.
#487 to #479 - ohhellotheresir (07/25/2012) [-]
Eagles are equal to humans now? Awesome!
User avatar #519 to #487 - sandrawale (07/25/2012) [-]
If the eagles want to destroy their own eggs they have the right to. But the thing is, it's us destroying the eagle eggs, not the eagles.
User avatar #477 - voltkills (07/25/2012) [-]
bald eagls: rare as **** , nearly died out 100 years ago, humans: 7 ******* billion gunna hit 8 in a year and a half, ok?
User avatar #472 - milthyfoustache (07/25/2012) [-]
One thing anti-abortion **** heads don't take into account. What if a woman is impregnated during rape? Is she really going to want to keep that baby? ******* narrow minded dick holes.
User avatar #494 to #472 - joefishsticks (07/25/2012) [-]
A typical argument would be that she could give it up for adoption.
#537 to #494 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
Yea.. I think a woman that had been raped should decide.. not some brainwashed christian dude..
User avatar #541 to #537 - joefishsticks (07/25/2012) [-]
It's not just religious people that are against abortion.
#478 to #472 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
The christians in my class: acording to the bible, a raped woman must be stoned to death bla bla.. they are seriously SICK!
#480 to #478 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
THE BIBLE IS RIGHT! I AM SURE OF THAT! GAY PEOPLE AND RAPED WOMEN MUST DIE!!! **** you narrow minded ***** .
User avatar #462 - teseus ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
Not the large number of humans is the problem, the problem is the large number of humans related to planet's limited resources. If the population will increase much further there would be a total hazard. Every bug is important because it can feed a bird which you might eat. If the bug will be no more, your food choices will become more limited and that shortens people's life span and damages our health.

And what the **** , this **** can easily be avoided if every married family wouldn't have more than one child for a few generations (related to the ratio they are encountered, twins and triplets wouldn't be a problem). We don't have to start killing ourselves...

The nature itself is trying to lower our numbers, that's the reason fertility decreased alot in just 50 years and also the invention of internet has a great part because it creates virgins!

TL;DR Spend your whole life in front of the PC and never get laid or go out, get married and don't make more than one kid or just adopt one.
User avatar #589 to #462 - littlenish (07/26/2012) [-]
Or we can get pets. They could be our inter special children.


that came out wrong.
#461 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
that is true
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