4th of July. Who cares about time? This is deadpool joke.. i am canadian, and I approve of this comic 4th of July Who cares about time? This is deadpool joke i am canadian and I approve this comic
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#5 - thatguyyoumightno
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i am canadian, and I approve of this comic
#60 - Foopert
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CANADIANS UNITE
User avatar #71 to #60 - rbpwn
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Niagra here
User avatar #74 to #60 - canadianism
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Greetings from British Columbia.
User avatar #75 to #74 - bigpapapilgrim
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I'm Canadian. I also live in my basement and and enjoy nacho's time to time
User avatar #80 to #74 - killmaster
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Saskatchewan,also reporting in
User avatar #90 to #60 - Someguywiththeface
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Manitoba!
User avatar #69 to #60 - dovakihn
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What is this type of comic called? I've seen a few for other countries
#70 to #60 - euforiamelody **User deleted account**
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User avatar #95 to #60 - TheChosenPessimist
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Calgary, Alberta tuning in.
User avatar #120 to #95 - shemillionaire
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Garbage can of Canada right thar.
#103 to #60 - Foopert
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Ottawa Ontario, ************* capital
Ottawa Ontario, ************* capital
#110 to #60 - anon id: faed696a
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Quebec, oh... right, ****....
#93 to #60 - potatotown
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Vancouver here *************
Vancouver here *************
#64 to #60 - foreverkul
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DAMN RIGHTS
#106 - anon id: af1a2973
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**** the USA. The UN will take your guns, and will launch a full scale invasion to wipe you vermin off the face of the earth. Your destruction will bring about a new golden age for the world!
**** the USA. The UN will take your guns, and will launch a full scale invasion to wipe you vermin off the face of the earth. Your destruction will bring about a new golden age for the world!
#128 to #106 - anon id: af1a2973
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The last time the UN tried to invade a country, they were horribly overrun. Need I mention Serbia?
User avatar #131 to #106 - frankwest
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You seem upset.
User avatar #109 to #106 - danielph
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cool story bro, too bad you're probably a 12 year old from the U.S.
#127 to #106 - czechmate
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I was unaware that the UN had a battle-worthy force...
User avatar #115 to #106 - theaddviser
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then we'll just fight with whatever sharp pointy object we happen to have at hand, or make more guns while you ******* red coats are having tea time. i like option one better though.
#116 to #106 - PFCMadness
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I'll be accepting your declarations of unconditional surrender in the morning.
I'll be accepting your declarations of unconditional surrender in the morning.
#8 - yofutofu
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#84 - DrollHumor
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Hulk has a sparkler.
#63 - haxorman
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#47 - theprking
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party pooper wolverine   
   
no cake for you
party pooper wolverine

no cake for you
User avatar #10 - conspiracist
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i love how people post canadian posts, and then all these butt hurt americans come in thumbing it down. "AAARG NO ONE CAN BE BETTER THAN US". to bad your country ******* sucks
#11 to #10 - anon id: 45097ebd
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too*
If you're gonna insult someone, at least do it right.
#12 to #10 - anon id: 7c6feb27
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U, S , and A is DOMINATE!

(Alberta represent)
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User avatar #53 to #49 - maroonbyte
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I am also in Alberta, Calgary to be exact
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User avatar #137 to #49 - garymuthafuknoak
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i dont get you... you say usa is dominate yet you live in canada...
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#14 to #10 - anon id: 8824a157
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Or it could be the same reason everyone gets pissed off at national pride. You Canadians are the WORSE! No you are the absolute worse when it comes to national pride. You say Americans are ignorant, but hardly do I see Americans flaunting it around. But holy ****, on almost every god damn post there has to be something that has to do with Canada.


People thumb you down, not because we're jealous (because really wtf is there to be jealous of from Canada?) I can't name one god damn thing. Oh health care that's ******* right. Because YOU do something the way YOU want to while other people are content with how they do it. But continue to lecture us on how we're supposed to be more like you!

For ***** sake man it's comments like that and the ******* non-stop rambling on how you ***** think you're so much better than everyone is the ******* reason people are getting tired of your ****. You assholes are so ******* obnoxious about it. And don't you dare ******* say Americans are arrogant. I hardly ever see that **** on here unless we're being attacked like you're doing now.

So **** you and your ******* leaf dick
User avatar #15 to #14 - goldenbird
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he is right, we canadians are pretty nationalistic.
User avatar #34 to #14 - Crusader
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We are ranked as the #4 most peaceful country in the world, the USA is 88.
That's something to flaunt.
#102 to #34 - anon id: 8824a157
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The US is involved in many military operations around the world. As the super power people are constantly relying on us and so is the UN. the US constantly is getting involved with foreign affairs not only to protect allies, but to prevent future hostilities like in Libya or Somalia.
The US has the most powerful military and technology. The US is constantly relied on for many issues around the world, Canada is not
User avatar #150 to #102 - Crusader
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So basically, you guys are trying to police the world
#154 to #150 - anon id: 0a2d58f1
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Actually no that's not at all what that means. It means that as the super power the UN and other countries constantly request the assistance of the US during times of crisis. The UN polices the world, but the US does not like having people of other countries command OUR troops which is why they do their missions as American soldiers.
The situation in Libya the French asked for our help. In Syria NATO is not getting involved, but is requesting the Russians and the Chinese to get involved because Russia has a base and ties to Syria politically that the US doesn't have and China is a huge trading partner of theirs.
Why do you think the US hasn't gotten involved. The situation in the Middle East was Bush's **** up, but it was also due to decades of hostility between the Middle East and the West. Especially because of the UK.
The US still has all it's bases around the world because of the Cold War. But for the most part the US will not get involved unless asked to
#16 to #14 - anon id: e5e7c018
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1. We are far less populated
2. We have much more land and resources
3. We have a better political system
4. We have good terms with most countries
5. We have a high education system in comparison with the USA
6. We have a better healthcare system
7. We are a safer more family friendly environment
8. Our dollar is the same, or higher this year
9. We have closer ties to British and French culture
10. Ignorance is lower in this country, although there are still a few ignorant delusionals like the USA.
#18 to #16 - anon id: 8824a157
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Going back to #2. You have more land, but like Russia the majority of it is useless. No seriously it is. 70-80% of your population lives near the border. No one lives up north. Having more land doesn't make you better. The US uses pretty much all it's land and it has more gold, oil, natural gas, minerals, fishing, fertile soil, lakes, wide variety of game than Canada. Not to mention that the diversity of the landscape allows for the US to compete in other factors.
The US is the chief exporter of corn, wheat, rice (yes even rice), oil and natural gas. I fail to see how Canada competes with that
User avatar #24 to #18 - maroonbyte
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As a Canadian, I would rather make peace than war. Can we please stop arguing? Both countries have their perks, Neither is better than the other, because they are both unique in their own ways! Lets leave it at that.
#26 to #24 - anon id: 8824a157
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You would rather make peace than war? I love how Canadians insist that they are peaceful when the exact opposite is true. You are apart of NATO. You are involved in the War of Terror. We don't ever hear too much because Canada only has a military the size of 100,000. Hardly enough to consider them in any type of fight.
You love to claim you're peaceful and yet boast about how you were involved in both world wars since day 1. Canada is as violent as the US only they're are on a much smaller scale.
User avatar #54 to #26 - TidusSloan
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First of all we are the country that invented peacekeeping. and with nato? we joined and helped create nato as a way to contain the soviet union through military alliances. your comment on our military contradicts your previous comments. if we want to make war why wouldnt we have a huge army? we were involved in the worlds wars from the beginning due to our ties with britain. We helped right from the start because we care about other countries. Your USA joined both wars for reasons only to help themselves. In ww2 you watched idly as we fought the axis and you only joined in when your own country was attacked.
#122 to #54 - anon id: 8824a157
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Canada by no means invented peace keeping. There are far more countries that are more peaceful than you ever were. Switzerland for example. Tibet is another.   
Okay seriously? WW1 wasn't about invading anyone. You clearly are ignorant on the history of these wars. You know how it started? The assassination of the Duke of Austro-Hungary by the Black Hand in Syria. The other countries had alliances with different countries and they all went to war.   
What did a war between the European Empires have to do with the US? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! And the US tries to maintain peace and remain neutral as is our custom. The US stayed out of WW1 because it led to tens of millions of deaths and even though people advocated we get involved we were determined to remain neutral. Even though we did supply Britain with supplies. THAT'S PEACEFUL!   
Dude are you ******* serious? WWII started in 1939 with the invasion of Poland. The US got involved in 1941 when we were already planning to go to war with Germany but didn't have a reason to. No one had clear conformation about what was happening to the Jews until June of 1941 and the US was attacked in December.   
   
So you're honestly boasting Canada as inventing peacekeeping while boasting about how they were involved in both World Wars, and criticizing the US for trying to remain neutral (as in NOT GOING TO ******* WAR) during these times? You know the most bloody human wars in history?    
ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?!?   
   
Also you were OWNED by Britain during the times of both world wars. In 1867 they gave you the authority for INTERNAL affairs but still controlled your external affairs. They didn't give you full governing power until 1982. You did and would do anything and everything they told you. Honestly that entire comment is one big contratdiction
Canada by no means invented peace keeping. There are far more countries that are more peaceful than you ever were. Switzerland for example. Tibet is another.
Okay seriously? WW1 wasn't about invading anyone. You clearly are ignorant on the history of these wars. You know how it started? The assassination of the Duke of Austro-Hungary by the Black Hand in Syria. The other countries had alliances with different countries and they all went to war.
What did a war between the European Empires have to do with the US? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! And the US tries to maintain peace and remain neutral as is our custom. The US stayed out of WW1 because it led to tens of millions of deaths and even though people advocated we get involved we were determined to remain neutral. Even though we did supply Britain with supplies. THAT'S PEACEFUL!
Dude are you ******* serious? WWII started in 1939 with the invasion of Poland. The US got involved in 1941 when we were already planning to go to war with Germany but didn't have a reason to. No one had clear conformation about what was happening to the Jews until June of 1941 and the US was attacked in December.

So you're honestly boasting Canada as inventing peacekeeping while boasting about how they were involved in both World Wars, and criticizing the US for trying to remain neutral (as in NOT GOING TO ******* WAR) during these times? You know the most bloody human wars in history?
ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?!?

Also you were OWNED by Britain during the times of both world wars. In 1867 they gave you the authority for INTERNAL affairs but still controlled your external affairs. They didn't give you full governing power until 1982. You did and would do anything and everything they told you. Honestly that entire comment is one big contratdiction
User avatar #149 to #122 - TidusSloan
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Sure some countries are considered more peaceful than canada but we did invent peacekeeping to keep peace during the suez crisis. it was thouight up by lester b pearson as a means to control unrest in egypt.
#153 to #149 - anon id: 0a2d58f1
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The US did similar things in South America but we don't claim to have invented it
User avatar #155 to #153 - TidusSloan
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you mean when you backed rebel groups to stage coups and get rid of governments your country didnt like?
User avatar #43 to #18 - alexthebest
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More lakes? Where did you get that one from?
#17 to #16 - anon id: 8824a157
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1. What does that have to do with anything?
2. US is the chief exporter of agriculture, oil and natural gas
3. No you don't. Stephan Harper had to suspend your Parliament
4. So are we
5. US is the 4th most educated country. Granted you're #1, but that only alludes to 15 million compared to the US 150 million. The US also has the best higher educational system. I.E. College system which ranks #1 in the world and the majority of the best universities in the world.
6. No you don't. US has the majority of the top hospitals in the world. System is messed up slightly but is actually more efficient. Which is why Canadians, including Stephan Harper come to the US for surgeries and treatment
7. What? Based on what? Reality check Vancouver has the 3rd worse crime rate of any city in North America
8. The US dollar is the world currency and is used in 14 countries. It also is the standard currency in which all money is leant out by the national bank.
9. You're part of the British Commonwealth hurr durr. France actually like us more than you. Yeah you have Qubec but they've been wanting independence for decades because they can't stand the rest of you guys. The US has the most political ties of any country in the world.
10. 42% of your population denies evolution while only 40% of ours does and it is dropping rapidly. Define ignorance. I've met some pretty stupid Canadians
#81 to #17 - anon id: dea27def
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1. less population= less resources to maintain people, which means more wealth can be given to the people.
2. Chief exporter of oil? natural gas? Most of the oil used in the US is from the Albertain Oil Sands...
3. Politics is it's own argument
4.Yes that's why the Us is the #1 on spending money on military...
5. I'm not sure what's good about having better colleges if only half of your population can afford it...
6. Again Im not sure what's good about having amazing hospitals when only a portain of your population can afford healthcare.
7. Well it might help america's crime rates from the fact that The US has the most amount of prisoners even though they don't have the highest population.
8. Well that's a bad system really. what happens when their economy collapses? Those 14 countries are ******.
9.Yes the French like you better when we have 2 french speaking provinces, and those french independence people. Ever think why Quebec isn't it's own country? because they are a minority, that's like me saying The U.S is going to make black people slaves again because that's what the KKK want.
10. 42% of 33 000 000 people is less than 40% of 330 000 000 people.
#136 to #81 - anon id: 8824a157
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1. No it doesn't. The US has the #1 GDP and has a higher average of income than Canadians.
2. WRONG! Most our oil is either domestic, comes from you or Mexico
3. Yes so why do you bring it up?
4. So what? We're also the #1 supplier of foreign aid, teachers and doctors to other countries, we're #1 most charitable country and we have the most foreign relationships than any other country in the world. Also we FOUNDED the UN
5. There are many grants and loans provided to people. Half the population? You mean of college kids? Yeah I'm going to school on grants and loans what's the big deal? We have a superior educational system regardless of how much it costs. We're working on that right now, but that doesn't deter the fact that the US is #1 in higher education
6. You don't have to pay your hospital bills. Do you know why it's so high? Because the people who do have health insurance have to pay more for those that don't. People get treated either way
7. 8% are in for violent crimes. Most are drugs or petty crimes. The laws are cracked down hard and hopefully with the change in legislature the US will decriminalize many of these "petty" offenses. Right now the US crime rates are the lowest they've been in DECADES! And in fact are actually LOWER than Canada's
8. They use the dollar BECAUSE their economies collapsed
9. The French themselves WANT to leave, but the indoctrination of other people's who voted agains them leaving is what caused it. The KKK has no authority in the US. And please Nova Scotia was once known as the "MIssissippi of the North." So don't play that game.
10. It's dropping fast in the US anyways. Unlike Canada we don't restrict freedom of religion
User avatar #59 to #17 - TidusSloan
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I once had a group of american trading me american money for canadian tire money. they believed that our cents were on paper and our higher currency was on coins. The believed that the man on the back of the coupons was sir Sandy Mctyre the first king of canada. not judging all americans by any means im just saying this as a funny comment based on how its on funnyjunk
User avatar #87 to #10 - jimmyprice
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i am american and i really like canada ya they are fun to make fun of but i also make jokes about jews arabs mexicans blacks asians and alot more not that i mean any of them they are just stupid jokes
User avatar #4 - xxhunterxx
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Canada was July 1st.