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#218 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
*gray not grey learn english you dumb british fucks
#222 to #218 - pukingrainbows (07/25/2012) [-]
ohoooo is funny because they invented it
#219 to #218 - iamyourshoelace (07/25/2012) [-]
gtfo, anon. british people are cool. and it's not like you couldn't understand it.
#221 to #219 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#278 to #221 - rockinthejizzface (07/25/2012) [-]
But you're still a faggot
But you're still a faggot
#275 to #221 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
here fill this out
User avatar #272 to #221 - trashboat (07/25/2012) [-]
Someone learned how to use the old copy and paste..
#271 to #221 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
you expect anyone to believe that sack of horse shit ?

anyways.... cool story fuck nugget
pic just for shitz and giggles
#269 to #221 - playerpants (07/25/2012) [-]
This shit again? even if this were true do you think people would go out of there way to track down someone on the internet because you were offended?
#265 to #221 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
Yeah ummm has anyone actually read this thing? It's kinda shitty.
Yeah ummm has anyone actually read this thing? It's kinda shitty.
#279 to #265 - popcornisland (07/25/2012) [-]
I thought it was a proper written out threat, but then I saw Navy seals and I just skipped it.   
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I thought it was a proper written out threat, but then I saw Navy seals and I just skipped it.

< Gif not related.
User avatar #242 to #221 - xxxparanoyedxxx (07/25/2012) [-]
How many times are you anon fags going to post this same fucking comment? I mean if you're going to be a faggot, at least be original.
#235 to #221 - stevencolbert ONLINE (07/25/2012) [-]
#233 to #221 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
Claims to be a Navy Seal...

Claims to have access to the entire Marine Corp Armory....

Did I miss something here?
#263 to #233 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
#229 to #221 - iamyourshoelace (07/25/2012) [-]
if you're so talented, why are you wasting time on funnyjunk? or on the internet at all? ._.

and i don't recall even insulting you. and gtfo might stand for giant tigers fall over. just sharing knowledge of oversized jungle creatures. like, duh.
#226 to #221 - forgottendeath (07/25/2012) [-]
not this bs again >.>
anon is SOOOO cool guys
User avatar #225 to #221 - trollolololgabe (07/25/2012) [-]
Is this what they call "unsuccesful trolling"?
#224 to #221 - Kennyalways (07/25/2012) [-]
that is a RRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLY old copy pasta....that has been used so many times and this is easily the worst ive seen it used...
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