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#22 - Sunset
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#103 to #22 - elguso
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(07/25/2012) [-]
every thing makes seance now. the popularity the similarities between the two the boring ass storie thats just there as an excuse to not have it just sex.
#81 to #22 - condormcninja
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(07/25/2012) [-]
There was an article in a magazine where they interviewed her, and she said Twilight was so amazing and such a perfect story and was so inspiring. It rustled my jimmies so bad.
#28 to #22 - MrsMcDowell
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(07/24/2012) [-]
Are you serious?

Jesus Christ, why do I even write at all? Let me just take the worst book ever written, make it a porn, then change all the names so it's not copyright infringement.

FML.
#29 to #28 - Sunset
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#30 to #29 - MrsMcDowell
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(07/24/2012) [-]
I know. But it seems like all the crap gets the highest praise.

I just put out my first novel. I took a long time writing it, and the people who read it really seem to like it. Of course, it's not selling. Why? Because it doesn't have vampires, werewolves, zombies, or an abundant amount of S&M sex in it.
#107 to #30 - elguso
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(07/25/2012) [-]
OK hears the plan. fake alias. wright a bunch of books that you think are best sellers or your best work. send your best one off to publishers office. befor it gets acepted fake your death, the drama and intrest in this will make your book more famous then it should be, use this fame to arive to the publishers office and say your the brother of the author and have all of his other works befoe he died. congratulations you are now a best selling author.
#31 to #30 - Sunset
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#32 to #31 - MrsMcDowell
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(07/24/2012) [-]
I'm trying to get an agent right now, but it's virtually impossible for an unknown author. It's kind of like a job. They won't hire you unless you have experience, but to get the experience, you have to get the job.

It's really lame.
#33 to #32 - Sunset
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#34 to #33 - MrsMcDowell
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(07/24/2012) [-]
It's cool. It's a tough thing, but I keep plugging along. The only surefire way to never get what you want it to quit, right?
#35 to #34 - Sunset
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#36 to #35 - MrsMcDowell
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(07/24/2012) [-]
Hopefully sooner. :-)
#210 to #36 - seniorpokeman
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(07/25/2012) [-]
What's your novel called?
#283 to #210 - MrsMcDowell
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(07/25/2012) [-]
It's called A Cure for the Condition. It's a historical romance.
#286 to #283 - seniorpokeman
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(07/25/2012) [-]
How long is yours? I'm currently working on editing my 74,000 word novel.
#287 to #286 - MrsMcDowell
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(07/25/2012) [-]
The only that's currently published is 66,000 words. My Young Adult sub is 71,000.
#285 to #283 - seniorpokeman
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(07/25/2012) [-]
oh, cool
#37 to #36 - Sunset
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#86 to #37 - scousaj
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(07/25/2012) [-]
May I please ask the name of the your novel? I'd like to read it
#101 to #86 - Sunset
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#281 to #101 - scousaj
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(07/25/2012) [-]
Oh I apologise... I read the names wrong, sorry
#284 to #86 - MrsMcDowell
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(07/25/2012) [-]
It's called A Cure for the Condition.

Thanks!
#94 to #86 - ariachnotred
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(07/25/2012) [-]
M etoo
#59 - drainbramage
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#62 to #59 - esalon [OP]
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(07/25/2012) [-]
This made me laugh
#20 - therealpeterw
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(07/24/2012) [-]
#10 - galkawhm ONLINE
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#13 to #10 - anon
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(07/24/2012) [-]
Aaaaallllwwwaaaaayyyyssssss
#14 to #13 - galkawhm ONLINE
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(07/24/2012) [-]
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#25 to #10 - anon
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(07/24/2012) [-]
what if i post the MLP version of that? hmm? oh i know i get ******** of redthumbs...

yet you faggots support gays... fckin logic
#26 to #25 - anon
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(07/24/2012) [-]
because mlp is a show marked for little girls .. + mlp-fans mix EVERYTHING with mlp ..

that's why pedo .
#57 to #10 - admiralen
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(07/25/2012) [-]
absolutely flawless
#70 to #10 - monotuei
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#40 - bemmo
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(07/24/2012) [-]
50 shades of grey has "set the record as the fastest-selling paperback of all time, surpassing the Harry Potter series."
Not cool.
#78 to #40 - bleeduntildeath
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(07/25/2012) [-]
that just goes to show that americans now care about some bitch getting laid more than actual story now
#87 to #78 - crashxjr
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(07/25/2012) [-]
It's not all Americans, just some ignorant bitches who complain about porn.
#89 to #87 - bleeduntildeath
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(07/25/2012) [-]
meant to say american women, my bad
#175 to #40 - pokemonstheshiz
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(07/25/2012) [-]
Maybe I'm stupid, but didn't HP sell mostly hardbacks?
#106 to #40 - suckmyass
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(07/25/2012) [-]
Because Twilight Fan fiction porn is better than a well written story line.
#82 to #40 - condormcninja
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(07/25/2012) [-]
Damn, housewives are horny.
#85 to #82 - pukingrainbows
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(07/25/2012) [-]
Well ****, how hard is it to order a ******* pizza or a pool boy or something?
#149 - Rvalldrgg
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#174 to #149 - JudasLitl
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#134 - unsilence
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(07/25/2012) [-]
It's Gray Porn.
#173 - JudasLitl
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#178 to #173 - thethread ONLINE
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#50 - gamechap
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(07/24/2012) [-]
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet
#108 to #50 - zeusx
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(07/25/2012) [-]
#1 - mrhiphopdancer
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(07/24/2012) [-]
**mrhiphopdancer rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at I am the Joker! ** The first book I heard is boring as ****! Wake up, sex, eat, sex, sleep, sex, play pool sex, wait did we just have sex?, sex