The Phases of Poop Part 2!. Part 1: /funny_pictures/392554/The+Phases+of+Poop/<br /> Part 3: /funny_pictures/394986/The+Phases+of+Poop+Part+3/<br /> Phases of poop two
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The Phases of Poop Part 2!

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Dakunism Presents:
The Disapper lug Poop:
You' re stomach hurts and
it' s making funny noises.
You can' t stand to hold it
any longer, so you go and
sit on the pot to unleash a
furious poop... oniy to
realize that you just let a
beast of a fart and no
poop. You think the poop
is waiting behind the fart,
but after 5 minutes of
anxious waiting... nothing.
You get up from the toilet
with a feeling of your
masculinity being stripped
from you.
Texture:
All gas and no splash.
Wiping:
Not even worth it.
The Jalapeno Poop:
You decided to get
jalapenos on your taco
and now you' re ****** .
Each little poop t that
drops into the t feels
like another gallon of
acid s ed onto your
asshole It almost feels as if
your bunghole is puckering
up for a kiss. You pray that
each poop that falls out is
your last piece, But it Just
keeps on coming'. Each little
poop is another dagger that
you' passed. And the
worst part is, when the cold
water splashes up on your
Butthole, it' s ANYTHING But
refreshing.
Texture:
MOLTEN LAV
Wiping:
No. You do not wipe
your asshole after it has
received t is type of
destruction. You DAB
ever so cautiously for
the least amount of
pain.
The Buckin' Bronco Poop:
The perfect mixture of gas
and poop to give you that sweet lift.
As the poop and the gas escape your
bowels, it feels as though you are
bouncing up and down. Grab onto the
seat and hold down your hat Because
youre in for a Bumpy ride! The only
downside is the clean up.... these
rides tend to get very messy...
Texture:
More soft and
than anything.
Wiping:
messy.
The Glass Poop:
You don' t know what you ate,
or what is causing it, But as
your poop falls out of your
Butt it feels like you ate
glass! Each caged edge of
your poop is multiplied ten
fold as it falls out your Bum.
Not only that, But this is the
one poop that decides to
come out of your ass at
approximately "
MPH'.'.'. Any nornal poop
would' Just come out
quickly, But this poop wants
you to suffer.
Texture:
GLASS AND NAILS!!
Wiping:
Again, there is no
tr, only damning.
This is all I have time for on this one, but if y' a
one enough, I' ll make another'. Happy Pooping'.
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User avatar #37 - rieskimo (05/01/2010) [-]
You forgot the "Ghost Poop" it's kind of like that really satisfying poop, except at the end you wipe once and there's nothing more to wipe!
#69 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Came to ****
But then I farted
#238 to #69 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
Then I got another chance.
Tried to fart, but **** my pants.
User avatar #71 to #69 - RickGastly (05/01/2010) [-]
Tried to poop
but alas
Not one bit
came out my ass
User avatar #72 to #71 - faygo (05/01/2010) [-]
then i sat
waitin to fap
i came to shat
the **** bit back
User avatar #74 to #72 - RickGastly (05/01/2010) [-]
Your poem skills
they are poor
not much made sense
gtfo whore
User avatar #73 to #72 - AdamSavage (05/01/2010) [-]
It came out runny
and exploded with fury.
Then it was chunky
and smelled of balogne.
User avatar #83 to #73 - braydonbond (05/01/2010) [-]
Neva gonna give you up!
Neva gonna let you down!
#280 to #83 - GenrealShepherd **User deleted account** (05/02/2010) [-]
User avatar #289 to #280 - AdamSavage (05/04/2010) [-]
**** YOU ITS IN MY BRAIN!!! OMG ITS IN MY BROWSER AND IT WONT GO AWAY! NO ONE CLICK ON THE LINK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #290 to #289 - braydonbond (05/05/2010) [-]
What is it?
User avatar #291 to #290 - AdamSavage (05/07/2010) [-]
Just click on it.

IT IS NOT A SCREAMER OR A BLUE WAFFLE THING TRUST ME.
#94 to #73 - bagman (05/01/2010) [-]
Pincing poop bullets
Is the word
There's art in snipping
Tip-tapered turds
User avatar #26 - xToXiCxCuPpYcAkEx (05/01/2010) [-]
Make another! It's disgusting but hilarious.
#278 - trogdortroy **User deleted account** (05/01/2010) [-]
Lol "The glass poop". It sounds like the name for a movie
+9
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#281 to #90 - GenrealShepherd **User deleted account** (05/02/2010) [-]
User avatar #100 to #90 - mikeltv (05/01/2010) [-]
thats called a shart
User avatar #97 to #90 - NinjaGrapefruit (05/01/2010) [-]
The Ninja poop strikes agai-
User avatar #230 - SethRogen (05/01/2010) [-]
I hate it when im taking a **** , and my dick dips in the toilet water.
#241 to #230 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
**** , how much water do you have in your toilet bowl?
User avatar #15 - MDB (05/01/2010) [-]
Don't you hate it when you take a **** and water splashes up and hits your ass?
User avatar #16 to #15 - jevy (05/01/2010) [-]
hate? i love it , it cools u down lol
User avatar #17 to #16 - MDB (05/01/2010) [-]
What if you have just taken a piss in that same water though?
User avatar #165 to #17 - jevy (05/01/2010) [-]
i never pee before i poop for some reason tho so im safe in my dungeon aka bathroom lol
User avatar #20 to #17 - churas (05/01/2010) [-]
thats my fav part!
User avatar #113 to #20 - MDB (05/01/2010) [-]
Oh dear...
User avatar #277 - VladimirMakarov (05/01/2010) [-]
The two comics have made me laugh enough to wake up my dog, who was in the basement, and i was upstairs.

Make moar plz.
User avatar #85 - flappyduck (05/01/2010) [-]
the ninja ****
description: you take a load off and when you get up its not there?
texture: nobody ******* knows!
whiping:not sure if you need to or not
User avatar #89 to #85 - aicss (05/01/2010) [-]
Either that or after you take a **** and you go to wipe there is nothing on the toilet paper. its like you never even **** but the proof is in the toilet!
User avatar #164 to #89 - flappyduck (05/01/2010) [-]
the ninja never leaves a trace!
#157 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
Srsly...WTF r u guys eating?
#239 to #157 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
...americans.
User avatar #223 - daletvak (05/01/2010) [-]
don't forget the niglet ***** , those tiny little black bastards that cling to the toilet bowl no matter how many times you flush
User avatar #222 - exclamationpoint (05/01/2010) [-]
Hey, try adding in that huge log of a poop in your next one. You know, the poop thats so ridiculously big you feel like you're being anally raped by an elephant from the inside out.
User avatar #180 - sparklyvengeance (05/01/2010) [-]
Troll Poop -- When you are about done pooping, but there's one little poop about to fall out that just wants to annoy the **** out of you and stay attached to your asshole. ******* troll turd.
User avatar #170 - SeanHere (05/01/2010) [-]
i hate when i have to wait on the toilet for like 20 mins trying to push it out and when it finally does it is either very small or nothing to whipe -.-
User avatar #33 - Glassybubbles (05/01/2010) [-]
I DEMAN MOAARRR !!
User avatar #27 - seanseven (05/01/2010) [-]
i seriously lol all the way down on these
User avatar #202 - KisameFish (05/01/2010) [-]
I hate it when I'm taking a **** , and the when the **** hits the water, the water bounces up and hits my ass, and i had just pissed in the water, so then I basically have a piss-filled ass... FML.
User avatar #206 to #202 - TurkeyCupcake (05/01/2010) [-]
PISS IN THE ASS!
#286 to #206 - anon (05/03/2010) [-]
that reminded me the southpark tourettes episode
#213 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
looks like someone likes to tell... *puts on glasses*
****** JOKES!
yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
User avatar #218 to #213 - gansorojo (05/01/2010) [-]
*puts on glasses* no ****
#235 - EpicPanda (05/01/2010) [-]
The Jalapeno **** was me today I ****** HATE IT ... ='(
User avatar #231 - OhReally (05/01/2010) [-]
**** happens
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