ICE!!!!!!!!

let's see
titanic- April 14, 1912: 100 years ago, all mourners dead...
Aurora-July 20, 2012: 4 days ago, people (especially families) currently alive and well

You wouldn't cry if somebody joked about your ancestors from 100-200 years being killed
but you'd be deeply offended if somebody joked about your family if they were killed recently

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#391 to #89 - mrfourtysevenman (07/24/2012) [-]

somewhere in the world
a dumbass just learned something from that

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#243 to #89 - littlegilmour (07/24/2012) [-]

Yeah, because it's totally like this: when i meet someone who was there or had family/friends who were there, i'm gonna laugh my ******* ass off in their faces.

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#281 to #69 - threenewmessages (07/24/2012) [-]

>Buttmad
>Buttmad

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#70 - trondoom (07/24/2012) [+] (14 replies)

**trondoom rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at you wouldnt even know! ** Ice + my dick =
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#74 to #70 - potatotown (07/24/2012) [-]

ill see you on the frontpage

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#73 to #70 - frenzysalem ONLINE (07/24/2012) [-]

dat roll

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#86 to #70 - sedativechunk (07/24/2012) [-]

THAT ROLL!!! HOW?!

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#77 to #70 - haxorman (07/24/2012) [-]

sweet roll

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#172 to #70 - spidermanrapeskids (07/24/2012) [-]

Nice roll

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#123 to #70 - solarhaze (07/24/2012) [-]

Here, have these.

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#100 to #70 - anonexplains (07/24/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Trail of Tears ** Holy **** .

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#99 to #70 - anonexplains (07/24/2012) [-]

*roll image* WHAT THE **** ?! HOW DOES ONE ROLL SO PERFECTLY?!

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#102 to #70 - spyisspy (07/24/2012) [-]

**spyisspy rolled a random comment #587 posted by xoniva at AN HERO ** :

**xoniva rolls 442,798**

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#104 to #102 - spyisspy (07/24/2012) [-]

oops

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#96 to #70 - heroicvenom (07/24/2012) [-]

**heroicvenom rolled a random image posted in comment #7246024 at FJ Pony Thread ** the **** just happen?

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#4 - fantomen (07/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Just drink rum. That only harms one of your eyes, one of your legs, and one of your hands. If you drink enough of it, it damages the speech center of your brain and makes you over-pronounce the letter R.

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#9 to #4 - Mahazama (07/24/2012) [-]

And it gives you scurvy.

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#7 to #4 - anonexplains (07/24/2012) [-]

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've
led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of
all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never
been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I
be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil.
The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred
ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and
call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your
jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll
**** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

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#18 to #7 - brianhanerjr (07/24/2012) [-]

That's ******* rich

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#19 to #18 - brianhanerjr (07/24/2012) [-]

Or, so you can understand it: May a whole shipload o' attractive wenches advance upon yer matin' parts by sundown!

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#34 to #7 - BowChickaBowWow (07/24/2012) [-]

I had to read that out loud in a pirate voice. My wife came into the room wondering what all the fuss was about.

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#42 to #34 - imcoolashell (07/24/2012) [-]

I thought of the flying dutchman.....

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#11 to #7 - anonexplains (07/24/2012) [-]

Malzahar ulted me

then l ate some oranges and was k

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#33 - stealthpsybeast (07/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Ice + Ice = Baby.

Get it?

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#35 to #33 - imcoolashell (07/24/2012) [-]

yea
damn ice ruined hip hop too

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#36 to #35 - stealthpsybeast (07/24/2012) [-]

At least I tried.

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#131 - funmanigro (07/24/2012) [+] (7 replies)

"thumbs up please" seriously? i mean really?

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#323 to #147 - bananarowboat (07/24/2012) [-]

I want to know who favorited his comment...

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#388 to #323 - funmanigro (07/24/2012) [-]

why would someone do that?

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#150 to #147 - anonexplains (07/24/2012) [-]

thumbs UP tard

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#295 - MrMeatStick (07/24/2012) [-]

vanilla + ice = ruins your hip-hop

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#53 - roflstorm (07/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)

ice + ice = baby

ruins your life

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#92 to #53 - dubickimus (07/24/2012) [-]

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#84 to #53 - ravarshi (07/24/2012) [-]

nuff said.

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#212 - thechosentroll (07/24/2012) [-]

**** you too, then.

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#94 - zengu (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)

" thumbs up please"

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#107 to #94 - johnnyunderw (07/24/2012) [-]

mfw I don't thumb it up

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#119 - millennial (07/24/2012) [+] (17 replies)

>put bottle in fridge
>No need for ice
>???
>Profit?

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#128 to #119 - alfjnn (07/24/2012) [-]

Gin shouldn't be cold. Neither should certain brands of Rum and Whiskey.
Whiskey is something you drink room temperature, the same goes for Rum. However, when Rum is mixed with another drink, it can be put on ice.

Putting things like Whiskey and Gin in a Fridge is just ******* stupid. It dilutes the flavor, and almost makes it like water. It ruins the thing entirely. You're better off just frosting a glass and putting it in there, unless you like Whiskey or Gin on the rocks, in which case, the **** bruh?

Vodka's fine though. You can chill that however you want, except putting it in the freezer.

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#121 to #119 - weaverfever (07/24/2012) [-]

Just put it in the freezer. Alcohol doesn't freeze.

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#122 to #121 - weaverfever (07/24/2012) [-]

*It won't freeze when you put it in a normal freezer*

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#125 to #122 - anonexplains (07/24/2012) [-]

That's incorrect. I've frozen vodka before. You're a piece of **** and I hate you.

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#169 to #121 - bassdinosaur (07/24/2012) [-]

carbonated drinks + freezer equals picture.

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#198 to #169 - thegreatgp (07/24/2012) [-]

I WANT TO LICK THAT!!!

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#132 to #121 - xxroyaljackxx (07/24/2012) [-]

I HATE YOU

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#124 to #121 - rattman (07/24/2012) [-]

it has a lower freezing point than water but it will freeze

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#126 to #121 - alfjnn (07/24/2012) [-]

That's stupid. You don't put Alcohol in a Freezer, Kid, especially carbonated ones, it turns into an almost slushie-like substance, and it's disgusting.
Alternative:
Run a glass under water, and stick that in the Freezer, that'll keep your alcohol Cold.

Sources: I tend the Bar at the Restaurant I work at.

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#296 - ohcrapitsjersey (07/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Don't worry guys I'll do my best to take out the ice.

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#252 - drfranky (07/24/2012) [-]

This explains alot of **** ......

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#2 - ghostcz (07/23/2012) [-]

Looks like everyone on Youtube drinks Gin.

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#364 - ballzach (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I only drink twice a year
When its my birthday, and when its not my birthday

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#369 to #364 - eggoman (07/24/2012) [-]

I only drink on new years eve, and when it's not new years eve

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#52 - pilotdudeman (07/24/2012) [-]

Ice + Global warming = Deadly floods

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#1 - zzzeppelin (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)

who neads a heart :D

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#3 to #1 - jakeattack (07/23/2012) [-]

not iron man

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#29 to #3 - whackywonka (07/24/2012) [-]

Try playing hide n' seek with a light bulb in your chest...

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#232 - tornwingsofangels (07/24/2012) [+] (30 replies)

op1: Sir! We've recieved warning of a Spiderman thread on approach!
CQ: Distance?
op1: One comment down and closing fast!
CQ: By God... We have no choice men, press the "Big Button"!
op1: But sir! We've never pressed the button before, I dont know if the ship can take it!!
CQ: Theres no time for bitches at a time like this, theres lives at stake!!
*presses the button*
Spiderman post Denied.

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#245 to #244 - kingredeaded (07/24/2012) [-]

Did the Deadpool posts die already? Od do they only stick to their channel?

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#247 to #245 - thesupervillian (07/24/2012) [-]

Dead pool thread dead? Not ******* way man, dead pools ******* awesome. He wont die. He just hasnt shown up to join the fun with spiderman.

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#255 to #247 - thepandaofdarkness (07/24/2012) [-]

Nah. Deadpool is right here bro.

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#256 to #255 - thesupervillian (07/24/2012) [-]

:D

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#258 to #256 - thepandaofdarkness (07/24/2012) [-]

Now spider man is ready to kick some ass.

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#260 to #258 - thesupervillian (07/24/2012) [-]

Agreed

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#261 to #260 - thepandaofdarkness (07/24/2012) [-]

Once again deadpool 1+ spidey. Go team deadpool.

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#262 to #261 - thesupervillian (07/24/2012) [-]

That duo will never get old.

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#267 to #262 - thepandaofdarkness (07/24/2012) [-]

Indeed.

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#269 to #267 - thesupervillian (07/24/2012) [-]

That picture just made me laugh so damn hard xD

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#277 to #274 - thepandaofdarkness (07/24/2012) [-]

Hey how is uncle ben doing? Oh yea...thats right...Lol

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#292 to #282 - thesupervillian (07/24/2012) [-]

Well it seems the limit has been met, this is where a shall take my leave.

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#287 to #280 - thesupervillian (07/24/2012) [-]

People should stop replying to comment #280, that is the reaching point for it.

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#185 - Jigglejellow (07/24/2012) [-]

mfw description.

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#40 - Xedan (07/24/2012) [+] (12 replies)

I've never heard of this before. Is this real? Ice somehow makes alcohol worse for you?

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#45 to #43 - bluelight (07/24/2012) [-]

IS this guy for real facepalm

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#46 to #43 - Xedan (07/24/2012) [-]

I mean I get the joke, but is the ice irrelevant from the start? Why would you even need the "+ ice" part then?

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#54 to #46 - teamdaigurren (07/24/2012) [-]

The ice is merely a joke. The alcohol does that stuff normally, but you can add ice to it. The joke is that it's the ice that makes it bad.

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#83 to #54 - Xedan (07/24/2012) [-]

Okay, I see that now. I just thought the joke was actually based on something about having alcohol with ice. As I said I'd never heard of it, now I realize it's because it didn't exist to begin with. Also it kind of makes the joke more bland... I mean, you could say alcohol plus anything and still make the same joke out of it, couldn't you?

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#56 to #40 - legoturds (07/24/2012) [-]

PantsOnHeadRetarded.jpg

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#81 to #56 - Xedan (07/24/2012) [-]

I think I actually have that picture somewhere. Also the second I saw I had three new replies to this comment I thought I was gonna have about -86 thumbs.

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#87 to #56 - ravarshi (07/24/2012) [-]

here you are sir.

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