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#592 - baneoffjfive (07/24/2012) [-]
Why do people even like Batman? He doesn't have any superpowers, any other guy could kick his ass even that homo green lantern. I think the best superhero is God, he created the universe :O Let's see superman try that, oh wait SUPERMAN DOESN"T EXIST. God is real and all athiests are going to hell.
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#640 to #592 - bboyman (07/24/2012) [-]
I'll believe in my fictional characters and you believe in yours
I'll believe in my fictional characters and you believe in yours
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#614 to #592 - baneoffjsix (07/24/2012) [-]
hey.fuck you. i made your sixth account.
#608 to #592 - devout feminist (07/24/2012) [-]
Props to the dude who can guess my favorite dc character
SOLOMON GRUNDY, BORN ON A MONDAY
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#609 to #600 - devout feminist (07/24/2012) [-]
Implying Miley Cyrus is good company..

And also, how is Morgan Freeman going to hell if he's God?
#597 to #592 - devout feminist (07/24/2012) [-]
my name is jesus, and you can suck my hairy balls
my name is jesus, and you can suck my hairy balls
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#594 to #592 - Natelawl (07/24/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.   
 I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.    
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.   
 The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.    
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.    
I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#632 to #594 - tenheroes (07/24/2012) [-]
Theres no way youre in the Military. Nice try loser.
#599 to #594 - devout feminist (07/24/2012) [-]
MFW Whoever thumbed you down can't copypasta
#606 to #599 - Natelawl (07/24/2012) [-]
thank you anon :D
thank you anon :D
#626 to #606 - josephkirk (07/24/2012) [-]
MFW his hands are a dimmer switch.
#611 to #606 - devout feminist (07/24/2012) [-]
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