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That moment when your in a movie, someone needs to get by you, and they stick their butt in yo
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premiere,,,
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sara- “ain' t even funny bro.
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I Au: went to see the movie, all they seen were a Few dips,
I Agustin_ d" iat awkward moment when you live in Colorado and go to the dark night rises midnight
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Sarah -yes i how i .
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I Austine's killed their parents, so they could become batman,
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Austin -They brought their children to see a movie, they' re gone.
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Sarah‘ --aim even funny,
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Eliza hath _weaking jokes about that isn' t funny,, That was a serious thing,,
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I Au. astin‘ it was a 'dark knight' For america
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I Austin - heard the new batman movie is world“: a shot
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Austin -people were just dying to see it
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I Bursting guess the trilogy went out with a bang
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User avatar #314 - brum (07/28/2012) [-]
WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGIHNG AT THIS.
#315 to #314 - brum (07/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #311 - xxjimjamxx (07/25/2012) [-]
Ok guys, I figured it out, that wasn't tear gas, it was fear gas, and the movie literally scared them to death, I mean it wa in 4-D right, you could feel the blood and the heat of the guns. Amazing
User avatar #297 - jokeface (07/24/2012) [-]
the correct response, when you get criticized for making jokes about the theater shooting, is "Why so serious?"
#296 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
You see if a child dies in Africa or a rebel dies in the middle east it's all apart of the plan. If a movie theater gets shot up in middle America then EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS. You all choose to ignore the big picture because well, we've gotten used to the status quo of how this wonderful little world works. Where do we draw the line on what we can make fun of ? We don't because we can't.
You see if a child dies in Africa or a rebel dies in the middle east it's all apart of the plan. If a movie theater gets shot up in middle America then EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS. You all choose to ignore the big picture because well, we've gotten used to the status quo of how this wonderful little world works. Where do we draw the line on what we can make fun of ? We don't because we can't.
#295 - Obot (07/24/2012) [-]
Lost it at "They brought their children to see a movie, aaaaaaaaaaand they're gone."
User avatar #294 - PenguinsOfMars (07/24/2012) [-]
I don't understand things that are only supposed to be funny because they're so taboo. This isn't funny, but I'm not butthurt about it. I just think you need to dig deeper for humor rather that "LOL PEEPLE DIED *UNCLEVER PUN*"
#293 - usmcoorah (07/24/2012) [-]
LOLOLOL
LOLOLOL
User avatar #292 - moonseye (07/24/2012) [-]
twitter.com/sully_2003

All the guy wanted was a good birthday.. I usually take a bit of amusement from stuff like this, but after seeing this guys Twitter it made me feel terrible
#298 to #292 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's gone.
#302 to #298 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
I feel like the biggest ******* for laughing at that xD
User avatar #284 - puffyspd (07/24/2012) [-]
When someone makes these dark jokes on the internet you know they're aren't serious so you kind of laugh but if this was said in real life no one would think it's funny.
#283 - swordman (07/24/2012) [-]
the shooters daily commute
the shooters daily commute
User avatar #273 - puffyspd (07/24/2012) [-]
I sure hope hell has wifi...
User avatar #270 - bachbach (07/24/2012) [-]
A 6 year old being killed while watching batman with her family along with 11 other people isn't funny.
User avatar #287 to #270 - swordman (07/24/2012) [-]
aw... looks like someone had a miscarried baby
User avatar #282 to #270 - jickya (07/24/2012) [-]
You know, a lot of children are killed around the world. Some are killed in the middle east by the US. No one ever gives a **** about them but God forbid an American gets killed.
User avatar #309 to #282 - bachbach (07/25/2012) [-]
Did I at any point codone the killing of children? American or not its still a tragedy and a truly innocent life.
User avatar #290 to #282 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/24/2012) [-]
I forget who it was, but someone once said "The death of millions is a statistic. The death of three is a tragedy". I find that very accurate.
#281 to #270 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
Comedy is simply tragedy+time.
Some of us have a bit shorter of a waiting period, particularly when not effected by the tragedy part.
#288 to #281 - johnnyunderw (07/24/2012) [-]
exactly. Some ******* aren't following rule 33. ****** need to lurk more. The longer you lurk, the funnier terrible things seem
#278 to #270 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
You're right.

It's hilarious!
User avatar #267 - turdfurguson (07/24/2012) [-]
it was shot down by some critics though.
User avatar #265 - bnixisbest **User deleted account** (07/24/2012) [-]
Well, I heard 15 critics didn't like the movie because of the way it was shot.
User avatar #264 - thehalfanese (07/24/2012) [-]
And now for an actual Batman joke.

Jason Todd walks into a bar and the Joker is behind the counter.
"You know I can't serve Robins here," says the Joker.
"Why not?" replies Todd.
"Because this is a CROW BAR!" says Joker.

And then he beats him to death with it.
#277 to #264 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
funniest joke i have ever heard!!!! hahahahaha
User avatar #263 - livingdeadgirl (07/24/2012) [-]
i'm tired of seeing these. if you're from the area, like i am, it's just depressing. to others as well, i'm sure.
User avatar #289 to #263 - swordman (07/24/2012) [-]
dont care
User avatar #274 to #263 - imagoddamntroll (07/24/2012) [-]
I'm from the area, Parker to be exact, and while it hurts jokes help people heal. I mean when 9/11 happened how soon were they making jokes about it? I was 6 when it happened and I remember hearing jokes at school like 3 weeks later.
#268 to #263 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
Well, you guys heard it here. No one is allowed to make jokes about anything that happens anymore, because someone could be from where it took place.
User avatar #269 to #268 - livingdeadgirl (07/24/2012) [-]
yeah that's sure what i said
#256 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
Wow. Even the ******* retards on this site get upset about it.
#261 to #256 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
I know, I like the one where there is a guy ranting about how bad the Batman movie was, and then some chick comments "at least 12 people didn't have to go through the pain of finishing it"

User avatar #254 - trchamp (07/24/2012) [-]
I ******* hate these jokes, every time I see something about the shooting I just get upset.
User avatar #258 to #257 - trchamp (07/24/2012) [-]
I am, I just don't understand how you can joke about a 3 month old baby getting ******** .
User avatar #285 to #258 - elbrysobrony (07/24/2012) [-]
Just out of curiosity, who the **** brings a 3 month old baby to, not just a batman movie, not just a midnight premier, but ANY MOVIE IN GENERAL? ESPECIALLY a movie like The Dark Knight Rises?
User avatar #276 to #258 - imagoddamntroll (07/24/2012) [-]
lol, the baby wasn't even shot. Taken to the hospital as a precaution... cause well... it's a ******* baby, and was near a shooting.
User avatar #272 to #258 - jacksontp (07/24/2012) [-]
The baby never died, there were only 12 people that did and were age 14+ i think, but it doesnt matter how old they are
#266 to #258 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
The 3 month old baby wasn't ******** , it was dropped and left to die by its father, who also abandoned his 4 year old child and his wife by bailing with their car.
There's a difference.


Also, it isn't dead.
User avatar #259 to #258 - vashtehstampede (07/24/2012) [-]
because its the internet
#253 - vegetagurl (07/24/2012) [-]
I want to see the movie, but I'm going to wait until the crowds die down.
User avatar #260 to #253 - tatwis (07/24/2012) [-]
Too bad someone already made that joke yesterday
User avatar #255 to #253 - spyisspy (07/24/2012) [-]
i see what you did there! You made a roller coaster rigged to crash and kill everyone on it
#275 to #255 - SemiAnon (07/24/2012) [-]
No one dies on Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.
#250 - tehemokid (07/24/2012) [-]
those jokes are funny to me...let's be honest people die every day..we move on..If a bus crash killed this many people we wouldn't care but since it was a psycho with a gun we all care.
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