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Batman Jokes. epic paint skills. That moment when your in a movie, someone needs to get by you, and they stick their butt in yo Like Comment , Post 4 people lik

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That moment when your in a movie, someone needs to get by you, and they stick their butt in yo
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premiere,,,
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sara- “ain' t even funny bro.
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I Au: went to see the movie, all they seen were a Few dips,
I Agustin_ d" iat awkward moment when you live in Colorado and go to the dark night rises midnight
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Sarah -yes i how i .
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I Austine's killed their parents, so they could become batman,
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Austin -They brought their children to see a movie, they' re gone.
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Sarah‘ --aim even funny,
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Eliza hath _weaking jokes about that isn' t funny,, That was a serious thing,,
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I Au. astin‘ it was a 'dark knight' For america
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I Austin - heard the new batman movie is world“: a shot
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Austin -people were just dying to see it
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I Bursting guess the trilogy went out with a bang
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Submitted: 07/23/2012
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#1 - bluebutton (07/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - deadevul (07/23/2012) [-]
exactly! haha, more butthurt inbound on that post, and people are sharing the status ranting about me.
User avatar #18 - blahness (07/23/2012) [-]
They only saw clips? well i guess they wern't finished with the movie yet
after all, they were still shooting
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#85 - ragingbrony ONLINE (07/24/2012) [-]
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I've seen every single one of those jokes at least 10 times each just today alone....
User avatar #251 to #210 - goofyholler (07/24/2012) [-]
Uncle ben
#38 - John Cena (07/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, those same 5 jokes spammed over again make me **** myself laughing.
#100 - arcanehipster (07/24/2012) [-]
So, My new movie must have been a real crowd killer.
#179 to #100 - John Cena (07/24/2012) [-]
Rot in a fiery pit of death.
#196 to #179 - John Cena (07/24/2012) [-]
Buttmad anon is buttmad.
User avatar #41 - wolvesbrickwall (07/24/2012) [-]
i'm not offended, but the jokes are so ******* overused. seriously, if you're gonna make fun of it, at least be ******* funny
User avatar #267 - turdfurguson (07/24/2012) [-]
it was shot down by some critics though.
User avatar #264 - thehalfanese (07/24/2012) [-]
And now for an actual Batman joke.

Jason Todd walks into a bar and the Joker is behind the counter.
"You know I can't serve Robins here," says the Joker.
"Why not?" replies Todd.
"Because this is a CROW BAR!" says Joker.

And then he beats him to death with it.
#277 to #264 - John Cena (07/24/2012) [-]
funniest joke i have ever heard!!!! hahahahaha
#296 - John Cena (07/24/2012) [-]
You see if a child dies in Africa or a rebel dies in the middle east it's all apart of the plan. If a movie theater gets shot up in middle America then EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS. You all choose to ignore the big picture because well, we've gotten used to the status quo of how this wonderful little world works. Where do we draw the line on what we can make fun of ? We don't because we can't.
You see if a child dies in Africa or a rebel dies in the middle east it's all apart of the plan. If a movie theater gets shot up in middle America then EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS. You all choose to ignore the big picture because well, we've gotten used to the status quo of how this wonderful little world works. Where do we draw the line on what we can make fun of ? We don't because we can't.
#54 - boomdady (07/24/2012) [-]
I'm a terrible person for loving these jokes...
I'm a terrible person for loving these jokes...
#46 - mattandstuff (07/24/2012) [-]
i think that austin kid is trying a little too hard, you can tell people stopped reading lol    
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i think that austin kid is trying a little too hard, you can tell people stopped reading lol
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User avatar #47 to #46 - deadevul (07/24/2012) [-]
no dude they didnt, more commentss, i just didntt wanna screen cap more butthurt.
#48 to #47 - mattandstuff (07/24/2012) [-]
ah ok
#51 to #47 - John Cena (07/24/2012) [-]
more like everyone just realized austin was an attention seeking facebook whore with no jokes besides the ones he found on the internet.
User avatar #71 to #51 - brianhanerjr (07/24/2012) [-]
You shut your whore mouth anon.
User avatar #78 to #51 - deadevul (07/24/2012) [-]
i am austin motha ***** , deal with it.
User avatar #8 - croneos (07/23/2012) [-]
i don't even know why i laughed so hard... I'm going to hell
User avatar #10 to #8 - deadevul (07/23/2012) [-]
I'm Austin, i'll save you a spot if i die first.
User avatar #12 to #10 - ryantheatheist (07/23/2012) [-]
I want to shake your hand
#14 to #8 - ithinkimbatman (07/23/2012) [-]
Dude, meet me in hell with a few gallons of holy water and your super soaker... We're not goin' down without a fight
User avatar #155 to #14 - dracory (07/24/2012) [-]
i dreamt i was the seat right next to the devil and all the time wondering wht the **** i could have done wrong to get this spot all. . .and all it was a joke i told about the Dark night shotting.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - deadevul (07/23/2012) [-]
Austin is me, and you're welcome lol
#249 - goobdol (07/24/2012) [-]
It's not that I mind dark humor, I don't... But these jokes have pretty much been run into the ground. It's like Holocaust jokes; "I DID NAZI DAT COMING LOLOLOLOL" It isn't the fact that it's offensive that makes these jokes unfunny, it's the fact that I hear them every 30 minutes. I guess you could say that people are starting to beat a horse that should have died some time ago.
User avatar #252 to #249 - blackcomet (07/24/2012) [-]
Eeyup.
User avatar #279 to #249 - imagoddamntroll (07/24/2012) [-]
I haven't really been on the internet since the shooting, so I haven't seen a lot of these jokes, so I still think there funny. I understand why you get frustrated with it though.
#115 - popkornking (07/24/2012) [-]
This would be fine if he didn't feel the need to post like 10 of them, bad taste jokes are good in twos or threes just to rustle some jimmies, but when you post as many as this guy did it's just overkill.

pic related, it's my jimmies status
#35 - prepareuranas (07/23/2012) [-]
stop it with the batman jokes, they are just plane wrong
stop it with the batman jokes, they are just plane wrong
#43 to #35 - John Cena (07/24/2012) [-]
Dont you mean wayne wrong?
#295 - Obot (07/24/2012) [-]
Lost it at "They brought their children to see a movie, aaaaaaaaaaand they're gone."
#245 - noodlelover (07/24/2012) [-]
Girl's face when
#11 - XPurdonx **User deleted account** (07/23/2012) [-]
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