Irish Virginity test. No description needed. Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning marry, and asks his family doctor how he meld tell if his is still a vir Irish lol
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Irish Virginity test

Irish Virginity test. No description needed. Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning marry, and asks his family doctor how he meld tell if his is still a vir

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Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning marry, and asks his family doctor how he meld tell if his
is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, a] l. Irish use three things for what we call a De It-
Yourself., Virginity Test Kit., a small can of red paint, a small can of blue
paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what I with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Befire ye climb into bed en your wedding night, you paint
of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That' s the strangest
pair of balls I ever did see. ..", you hit her with the shovel.'
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User avatar #85 - RidingMyPimpmobile (07/23/2012) [-]
An Irish man, a Scotsman and an English man go to a foreign country for a holiday.
While they are there they break some of the laws and are sent to court.
In court, the Judge says that they are to be whipped 600 times on the bare flesh of their backs, but due to them being foreign, he allows them to each have a wish granted.
The English man wishes for a pillow to be tied to his back. He gets whipped and the pillow just falls apart after the 100th whip.
The Scotsman notices this and wishes for 2 pillows to be tied to his back. The same happens and he takes the full force of the whipping.
Now it is the Irish man's turn. He goes in front of the judge and just before he makes his wish, the Judge says
"Due to the Irish making my favourite drink, Guinness, you may have 2 wishes granted"
So the Irish man thinks for a short while and makes his wishes
"I want to be whipped 1200 times"
The judge repeats that they are to only be whipped 600 times, but grants the Irish man's wish before asking for his second.
The Irishman looks up and says
"Tie the Englishman to my back"
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#76 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #76 - zameckis (07/23/2012) [-]
i like your misha pics
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#102 to #101 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#104 to #102 - zameckis (07/23/2012) [-]
moar will be appreciated,
in exchange hanako pics
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#105 to #104 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#107 to #105 - zameckis (07/23/2012) [-]
umumu i see
it can't be helped

so, you looks like very well-versed in ks, right?
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#108 to #107 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#110 to #108 - zameckis (07/23/2012) [-]
i want to talk with you more
but it's not a good idea to continue here, since we might disturbing the 3rd party
tried to continue it at your profile, but it's look like you only allow friends to come to your profile,

what do?
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#128 to #110 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#129 to #128 - zameckis (07/23/2012) [-]
you willing to approve it?
yay thanks
it's an honor for me
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#132 to #129 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#82 to #76 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
Go away Misha, nobody asked you.
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#84 to #82 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#86 to #84 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
Go be fat somewhere else.
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#87 to #86 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#89 to #87 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
Misha deserves a route.
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User avatar #97 to #90 - domethius (07/23/2012) [-]
Does she have secret big daddies in her hair? that's the only way she could have those perfect drills.
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#98 to #97 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#143 to #98 - Abortedwafflez (07/23/2012) [-]
What is that character from?
What is that character from?
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#121 to #97 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
you're profile pic is my favorite pic
#1 - martiini (07/22/2012) [-]
If you wait until marriage to have sex, you won't need to use the blue paint.
#94 to #1 - johnlemon (07/23/2012) [-]
you also wont need the red paint, her hymen should take care of that.
#131 to #94 - threenewmessages (07/23/2012) [-]
**threenewmessages rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at i found this note at work.. **
But that just leaves a shovel, So, just hit your bride in the face with a shovel?
#133 to #131 - johnlemon (07/23/2012) [-]
You can smack her ass with it if you're into that 			****		.
You can smack her ass with it if you're into that **** .
#44 - thefasrdog (07/23/2012) [-]
How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

None.
User avatar #99 to #44 - mattimeon (07/23/2012) [-]
Now we must resort to eating babies!
#106 to #44 - blockheadboy (07/23/2012) [-]
im surprised this many people understood this
#62 to #44 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
9/11
User avatar #59 to #44 - matt leaf (07/23/2012) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #88 to #59 - peqit (07/23/2012) [-]
YES FUNNYJUNK, Thumbing him down will definitely explain him it
#63 to #59 - hylebus (07/23/2012) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)
Also known as Potato famine.
User avatar #96 to #59 - kustomforce (07/23/2012) [-]
once in Ireland there was a famine because the English took all their potatoes.
#93 to #44 - playersbewarned (07/23/2012) [-]
you clever mother ******
User avatar #11 - epicfailguysbuddy (07/23/2012) [-]
what if she watches porn?
#8 - lewhisperingeye (07/23/2012) [-]
God dammit I read it in my head in a 			*******		 Irish voice.
God dammit I read it in my head in a ******* Irish voice.
User avatar #12 to #8 - cupcakedevourer (07/23/2012) [-]
what kind of irish voice?
#21 to #12 - thereal (07/23/2012) [-]
Er, a really Irish voice?
User avatar #43 to #21 - cupcakedevourer (07/23/2012) [-]
there's lots of types of irish voices
#71 to #43 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the leprechaun one
#31 to #8 - thechosentroll (07/23/2012) [-]
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WE ALL DID!
User avatar #37 to #31 - canadafag (07/23/2012) [-]
The Demoman is Scottish.....
User avatar #38 to #37 - thechosentroll (07/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, I just like the pic.
#53 - grimmwaters (07/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68 to #53 - spermbank ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
lol...Wallace
#91 to #68 - thesupervillian (07/23/2012) [-]
Your name....
#83 - spangle (07/23/2012) [-]
**spangle rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at We had TACO BELL ** Had to read it twice to get it.
**spangle rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at We had TACO BELL ** Had to read it twice to get it.
#120 to #83 - cakezs (07/23/2012) [-]
I still don't get it
User avatar #51 - levelninetynine (07/23/2012) [-]
Is it my voice pretending to have an accent or is it someone else's voice?
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#45 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
We dont say aye. maybe up north in a few places but overall thats mainly a scottish thing.

still a good joke though
#92 to #45 - jaffaq (07/23/2012) [-]
Ah sure it's grand Ted.
User avatar #48 to #45 - richardastley (07/23/2012) [-]
I'm not from Ireland, but I read Angela's Ashes, and the main character's father always said, "Och. Aye!" His father (I think) was a Protestant from the North (they lived in the south, which I think was mostly Catholic), so everyone hated him for being from the North. Anyway, the one thing I remember for sure was Frankie's dad always said, "Och. Aye!"
User avatar #49 to #48 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
Yeah but that would be the scottish who the english sent over to the north when they were implanting people, its not an originally Irish thing
User avatar #50 to #49 - richardastley (07/23/2012) [-]
Well then that explains a lot!
#74 to #49 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
are you from Ireland?
User avatar #77 to #74 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
Yes
#75 to #48 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
I'm Irish, and it mostly seems to be Northern Irish people who say 'Och Aye'.
#72 to #45 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
Your profile pic is going to fuel my nightmares for the rest of my existence.
#78 to #72 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
Then my job here is complete
Then my job here is complete
#146 to #78 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #80 to #78 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
It's okay. According to the magic conch, I am going to be visited by SCP-173 tonight and there is nothing to to save myself. The conch also has an odd fixation on having me ignore everything and to go and fap.
#152 to #80 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
its tomorrow
#154 to #152 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
Yep, I'll have had my neck snapped while masturbating. All this because I am apparently gay.
Yep, I'll have had my neck snapped while masturbating. All this because I am apparently gay.
#155 to #154 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
that sounds horrible yet arousing
#159 to #155 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
This is what is going to kill me too. If you aren't directly observing it, it begins to move at close to light speed. It's made of concrete all the way though and wants nothing more than the death of all life on earth.
User avatar #160 to #159 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
Ive played thew game with it, its ******* horrible
#163 to #160 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
You should read the stories about the SCP's they have stored at the foundation facilities. Not all of them want you dead, just a lot them.
Take this one for example. It's SCP-198. It's a cup that bonds with your body on a molecular level and causes all wounds to instantly heal up. It will then drain you of all of your bodily fluids until you die. After bonding, the inconspicuous liquid in it disappears and is replace by some sort of other bodily fluid. It will instantly refill if any of it is spilled or drunk. It is also the only liquid that will have any affect against dehydration.
User avatar #167 to #163 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
I bet bear gryls would love it
#170 to #167 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh gawd. If they let it bond to someone who has been subjected to the 'immortality protein' then they would be stuck in a state of constant dehydration. They would still be alive and able to feel all of it.
#171 to #170 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
because spongebob and adventure time
#172 to #171 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
All while talking about horrific ways to die too!
#173 to #172 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
awwh yeeeeeeah
awwh yeeeeeeah
#174 to #173 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
If you liked containment breach you should check up SCP-058, the Heart of Darkness. It's a cow heart with insect legs and barbed tentacles that it can whip around at 300 kl/ph. Oh, and it speaks in a deep, monotone british accent at all times. It's classified as keter, is extremely dangerous and has destroyed an entire town before.
If you liked containment breach you should check up SCP-058, the Heart of Darkness. It's a cow heart with insect legs and barbed tentacles that it can whip around at 300 kl/ph. Oh, and it speaks in a deep, monotone british accent at all times. It's classified as keter, is extremely dangerous and has destroyed an entire town before.
User avatar #175 to #174 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
Will do lol
#177 to #175 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, or the Leviathan. It's an 8000 Kilometer long, immortal arthropod that lives at the bottom of the Atlantic. It may actually extend from the sea floor to partially out of the water. I use partially very lightly in that the above sea portion forms a massive archaepalago extending down around Cape Hope.
Oh, or the Leviathan. It's an 8000 Kilometer long, immortal arthropod that lives at the bottom of the Atlantic. It may actually extend from the sea floor to partially out of the water. I use partially very lightly in that the above sea portion forms a massive archaepalago extending down around Cape Hope.
#178 to #177 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
these things sound awful
#183 to #178 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
Weellp, time for me to go play Spiral Knights.
User avatar #184 to #183 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
have fun haha
#181 to #178 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
Needless to say, Joe was unimpressed.
Needless to say, Joe was unimpressed.
User avatar #182 to #181 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
I would imagine
#179 to #178 - thethread (07/23/2012) [-]
They aren't all bad. There's a tree that can clone things, a girl that can create life, a key that opens all locks (including electronic) and a coffee machine that dispenses any liquid you want. (You just gotta be real careful what you ask it for, like with the 'Cup of Joe' incident.
They aren't all bad. There's a tree that can clone things, a girl that can create life, a key that opens all locks (including electronic) and a coffee machine that dispenses any liquid you want. (You just gotta be real careful what you ask it for, like with the 'Cup of Joe' incident.
User avatar #180 to #179 - BrayBoy (07/23/2012) [-]
My god D:
#2 - aqproductions (07/23/2012) [-]
**aqproductions rolled a random image posted in comment #168 at Ever notice the Three Bears in Shrek? **,
#23 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
My favourite irish joke:

There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
#79 - inuar (07/23/2012) [-]
**inuar rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at I'm sorry jonas **
#113 - gooyerwerto ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Irish math test, very funny :)
User avatar #134 to #113 - lilnuggetbob (07/23/2012) [-]
FALSE that is 99.99! not 100!
User avatar #148 to #134 - nweb (07/23/2012) [-]
It depends on the terminology you use, as 33.3 +33.3 + 33.3 = 99.9 as a fraction you use 33 1/3 + 33 1/3 + 33 1/3 which breaks down to 33 1/3 +33 1/3 = 66 2/3 + 33 1/3 = 99 3/3 also known as 100
User avatar #150 to #148 - lilnuggetbob (07/23/2012) [-]
hm yea i guess you are right
User avatar #151 to #150 - nweb (07/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, the loveliness of Math, So God Damn confusing.
User avatar #13 - daednevar (07/23/2012) [-]
anyone else read this with an irish accent
#39 to #13 - adammck (07/23/2012) [-]
yes but mainly cause I'm Irish
User avatar #142 to #39 - daednevar (07/23/2012) [-]
welcome to the club, brother. only downside to being irish is how hard it is to tan
#185 to #142 - adammck (07/23/2012) [-]
i now the feeling mate thinking about the tanning beds but not up for the stick.
User avatar #186 to #185 - daednevar (07/23/2012) [-]
dont use tanning beds, those things make me sick. you're more likely to get skin cancer from those things than the actual sun.
#22 to #13 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
No, because it implied they had Mexican accents.
User avatar #140 to #22 - daednevar (07/23/2012) [-]
totally mang
User avatar #119 - teevanator (07/23/2012) [-]
Two Irishmen were out hunting, driving through the woods to their destination.

They approached a fork in the road.
"Bear left" said the sign.

So they went home.
#124 to #119 - eyemeralds (07/23/2012) [-]
So Amelia Badelia turned right.
User avatar #123 to #119 - thedarkestrogue (07/23/2012) [-]
I think you mean polish men. Fits the joke better.
User avatar #14 - wildberk (07/23/2012) [-]
I enjoy my northern irish accent...
#24 to #14 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
Do you live maybe in antrim?
User avatar #25 to #24 - wildberk (07/23/2012) [-]
WOAH! That is where I based my accent on.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - wildberk (07/23/2012) [-]
Going back next summer....
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User avatar #29 to #28 - wildberk (07/23/2012) [-]
Ditto man. Oregonian.
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