Irish Virginity test. No description needed. Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning marry, and asks his family doctor how he meld tell if his is still a vir Irish lol
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Irish Virginity test

Irish Virginity test. No description needed. Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning marry, and asks his family doctor how he meld tell if his is still a vir

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Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning marry, and asks his family doctor how he meld tell if his
is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, a] l. Irish use three things for what we call a De It-
Yourself., Virginity Test Kit., a small can of red paint, a small can of blue
paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what I with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Befire ye climb into bed en your wedding night, you paint
of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That' s the strangest
pair of balls I ever did see. ..", you hit her with the shovel.'
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#1 - martiini (07/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
If you wait until marriage to have sex, you won't need to use the blue paint.
User avatar #85 - RidingMyPimpmobile ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
An Irish man, a Scotsman and an English man go to a foreign country for a holiday.
While they are there they break some of the laws and are sent to court.
In court, the Judge says that they are to be whipped 600 times on the bare flesh of their backs, but due to them being foreign, he allows them to each have a wish granted.
The English man wishes for a pillow to be tied to his back. He gets whipped and the pillow just falls apart after the 100th whip.
The Scotsman notices this and wishes for 2 pillows to be tied to his back. The same happens and he takes the full force of the whipping.
Now it is the Irish man's turn. He goes in front of the judge and just before he makes his wish, the Judge says
"Due to the Irish making my favourite drink, Guinness, you may have 2 wishes granted"
So the Irish man thinks for a short while and makes his wishes
"I want to be whipped 1200 times"
The judge repeats that they are to only be whipped 600 times, but grants the Irish man's wish before asking for his second.
The Irishman looks up and says
"Tie the Englishman to my back"
#44 - thefasrdog ONLINE (07/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

None.
#8 - lewhisperingeye (07/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
God dammit I read it in my head in a 						*******					 Irish voice.
God dammit I read it in my head in a ******* Irish voice.
#53 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#45 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/23/2012) [+] (32 replies)
We dont say aye. maybe up north in a few places but overall thats mainly a scottish thing.

still a good joke though
User avatar #11 - epicfailguysbuddy (07/23/2012) [-]
what if she watches porn?
User avatar #51 - levelninetynine (07/23/2012) [-]
Is it my voice pretending to have an accent or is it someone else's voice?
#30 - Aspirin (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What do you call a sober Irishman?
User avatar #36 to #30 - epicxbreadxman (07/23/2012) [-]
Dead
User avatar #13 - daednevar (07/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
anyone else read this with an irish accent
#83 - spangle (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**spangle rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at We had TACO BELL ** Had to read it twice to get it.
**spangle rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at We had TACO BELL ** Had to read it twice to get it.
#113 - gooyerwerto (07/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Irish math test, very funny :)
#4 - fellfox ONLINE (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
don't hate on me but i don't really get the red ball part..... i know what blue ball means just not red
don't hate on me but i don't really get the red ball part..... i know what blue ball means just not red
#2 - aqproductions (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**aqproductions rolled a random image posted in comment #168 at Ever notice the Three Bears in Shrek? **,
#46 - dirkthehobbit (07/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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