Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning marry, and asks his family doctor how he meld tell if his
is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, a] l. Irish use three things for what we call a De It-
Yourself., Virginity Test Kit., a small can of red paint, a small can of blue
paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what I with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Befire ye climb into bed en your wedding night, you paint
of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That' s the strangest
pair of balls I ever did see. ..", you hit her with the shovel.'