Soap Fap. .. Why would anyone fap to me? Soap Rape fap comic
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User avatar #94 - CptnSoapMcTavish (05/01/2010) [-]
Why would anyone fap to me?
User avatar #113 to #94 - Canadian (05/01/2010) [-]
who would fap to Shepard?
User avatar #198 to #113 - SinclairSolutions (05/02/2010) [-]
This so called "Canadian", is a fraud, observe closely his comment, observer closely his question, particualy the end of the question......were the **** is the eh?!!!

We must burn it with incinerate 3 (fire)!!!!!
#199 to #198 - anon (05/02/2010) [-]
Silly americans, always up and about with their stereotypes, eh.

Now if you excuse me, I'm late for work, and my ride is here.

*gets on a moose.

Oh by the way, the penguins in my igloo say hi :)
User avatar #200 to #199 - SinclairSolutions (05/02/2010) [-]
You have earned my thumb, anon, no matter, you have no use for it.....

Well played anon well played.
User avatar #97 to #94 - bobsanders (05/01/2010) [-]
lol win
User avatar #215 to #97 - XxNearliekbaconxX (05/03/2010) [-]
what did I win?
User avatar #112 to #94 - tehpronz (05/01/2010) [-]
i thought u killed urself or something
User avatar #205 to #94 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP (05/02/2010) [-]
ur mohawk = chuck norris's beard
User avatar #206 to #205 - holycrapiliektoast (05/02/2010) [-]
i disagree
more like mr. T
User avatar #121 to #94 - TehShocker (05/01/2010) [-]
Is it ok If I have a mancrush on you?
User avatar #208 to #94 - TheFreshPrince (05/02/2010) [-]
This question may never be answered.
User avatar #104 to #94 - XxNearliekbaconxX (05/01/2010) [-]
because you're just that awesome.
User avatar #124 to #94 - YoYocheese (05/01/2010) [-]
i ran out of lotion
User avatar #150 to #94 - ScrewRiddelin (05/01/2010) [-]
i think the real question is why wouldn't someone fap to you.
User avatar #190 to #94 - forestw (05/01/2010) [-]
you asked the wrong question. The comic insinuates:

"Why would anyone fap you?"
#67 - Richgar **User deleted account** (05/01/2010) [-]
that is why a bar of soap is better... it doesn't jam, so you only have to stroke it once before you rinse...
User avatar #70 to #67 - KefkaTheBurninator (05/01/2010) [-]
Where's the fun in that? :/
User avatar #72 to #70 - newie (05/01/2010) [-]
queer
User avatar #75 to #72 - KefkaTheBurninator (05/01/2010) [-]
Excuse me...
I fap to the aftermath of WWII
I've been insisting to everyone I meet that I'm LadyAnon's troll account
and I'm wearing about 300 pounds of make up right now.
And yet you call me a queer?
...
....
GODDAMN YOU ARE SLOW!!!!!
User avatar #76 to #75 - newie (05/01/2010) [-]
you're... you're a woman!?!
User avatar #78 to #76 - KefkaTheBurninator (05/01/2010) [-]
Wait, what???
NO! I'M KEFKA!
Oh wait...
I MEAN, YES, I'M LADYANON!!!
#134 to #78 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
It's femanon you ******* cunt.
User avatar #87 - rozzy (05/01/2010) [-]
I use shampoo instead, but only if I'm in the shower. Feels SO much better.
User avatar #91 to #87 - ghio ONLINE (05/01/2010) [-]
your avatar....its tantalizing....O_o
User avatar #63 - jogz (05/01/2010) [-]
finally something that is funny and that isn't a compilation! good job!
User avatar #96 to #63 - PirateMatey (05/01/2010) [-]
OH GAWD SHE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE!
+12
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#157 to #4 - AdminReborn **User deleted account** (05/01/2010) [-]
User avatar #6 to #4 - xXskaterXbabeXx (05/01/2010) [-]
lol, thats what i thought
#71 to #4 - huntdoug (05/01/2010) [-]
that **** burns
User avatar #89 to #71 - Baer (05/01/2010) [-]
use showergel
#187 to #89 - huntdoug (05/01/2010) [-]
i know i used to do that when i was like 12, i learned.
#139 to #89 - FJlover (05/01/2010) [-]
Use bengay
#16 to #4 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
is your pic a pic of your reaction?
User avatar #61 - FYSEmann (05/01/2010) [-]
The only time you feel dirty after washing.
User avatar #184 to #61 - adamsvette (05/01/2010) [-]
it was hoping he'd that that and wash again?
User avatar #202 to #184 - GregTV (05/02/2010) [-]
adamsvette that made no sensee
User avatar #204 to #61 - xMWxBEASTx (05/02/2010) [-]
the soap is green in the box comes out clear
User avatar #84 - reignofpeace (05/01/2010) [-]
Never fap with soap, I learned this form personal experiance. It can make your dick sting really bad when your pee. Doesn't go away for like an hour...
#103 to #84 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
psh, only if you use hand soap. body soap works damn well
#131 to #84 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
You're obviously a ******* amateur. I use soap and as long as you're not ******* stuffing it down your urethra like you and your retarded self apparently do it doesn't hurt.
#160 to #84 - JustAnotherCynic **User deleted account** (05/01/2010) [-]
Wow. Just...wow. TMI, thanks for sharing buddy.
User avatar #168 to #84 - smasterofpuppets (05/01/2010) [-]
i wish someone told me this earlier.
User avatar #111 to #84 - pineapplesRULE (05/01/2010) [-]
use lotion....
User avatar #117 to #111 - TweakyBoy (05/01/2010) [-]
use peanut butter...
User avatar #151 to #117 - ThatNewGuy (05/01/2010) [-]
Youd have to be ******* nuts to do that!
User avatar #191 to #151 - TweakyBoy (05/01/2010) [-]
i have noticed the cleverness of this statement
User avatar #118 to #117 - pineapplesRULE (05/01/2010) [-]
use rubbing alcohol ouch
User avatar #119 to #118 - TweakyBoy (05/01/2010) [-]
use sandpaper
User avatar #123 to #120 - enragedgradstudent (05/01/2010) [-]
use nuclear waste material
User avatar #125 to #123 - pineapplesRULE (05/01/2010) [-]
use blue waffle
User avatar #126 to #125 - enragedgradstudent (05/01/2010) [-]
that was way too much asshole... way too much
User avatar #129 to #126 - pineapplesRULE (05/01/2010) [-]
i know.. i feel terrible...
User avatar #147 to #129 - enragedgradstudent (05/01/2010) [-]
i need to take a bath now, or probably incinerated myself in the sun
User avatar #149 to #147 - pineapplesRULE (05/01/2010) [-]
yeah me too... i'm taking a chemical bath... and clear my mind of that picture
#122 - Evalicious **User deleted account** (05/01/2010) [-]
I must be really bad at it, cause every time i use them machines they refuse to give me any soap :(
User avatar #69 - KefkaTheBurninator (05/01/2010) [-]
That is one clever ******* soap dispenser. :D
User avatar #52 - BreakTheGame (05/01/2010) [-]
**BreakTheGame rolls 656,218,468** rule 34?
User avatar #55 - ZombieSmile (05/01/2010) [-]
I'd hate to think what happens when you text on you're phone...
User avatar #57 to #55 - badboywantsu (05/01/2010) [-]
oh god you really know how to press my buttons oh oh "new text message"
lmao
User avatar #68 to #57 - LeanPocket (05/01/2010) [-]
Got blue inbox?
User avatar #130 to #57 - FYSEmann (05/01/2010) [-]
Brings new meaning to " ******* with your Palm".
User avatar #79 to #55 - smallthoughts (05/01/2010) [-]
I turned on a calculator yesterday, of which it read "Thanks for turning me on, baby."
Somehow, I was terrified.
User avatar #90 to #79 - lawlwin (05/01/2010) [-]
hahahahah
I'm gonna do that at my school now for my best friend's calculator and just watch their face. xD
User avatar #80 to #79 - ZombieSmile (05/01/2010) [-]
...You're calculator? You might've divided by zerio, it's not as painful in real life as it is on the internet.
User avatar #12 - GodOfAnonIII (05/01/2010) [-]
rule 34. NO EXEPTION
#49 to #12 - anon (05/01/2010) [-]
NOT EVEN FOR SPELLING.
User avatar #60 to #49 - GodOfAnonIII (05/01/2010) [-]
8===3~ (o) nope. Not even spelling is safe
+1
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User avatar #54 to #12 - nakidboy (05/01/2010) [-]
lol your comment completes that comic
User avatar #3 - andrewzb (05/01/2010) [-]
buahahahahahhahhaha
User avatar #115 - Sayshaw (05/01/2010) [-]
I'll never look at those soap dispensers again.
#114 - tamanoa (05/01/2010) [-]
Its the same with super soakers.
#194 to #132 - tamanoa (05/02/2010) [-]
Imagine all the "pumping" that one would require to fire.
User avatar #128 - sparklyvengeance (05/01/2010) [-]
Pahahahah this is great :D
#65 - laracorp (05/01/2010) [-]
******* hilarious and original too lol
User avatar #64 - TravisPastrana (05/01/2010) [-]
**TravisPastrana rolls 48** Rule #34
User avatar #53 - PedoHunter (05/01/2010) [-]
you used me!
how could u D;
WHY!?
lol
User avatar #175 - JustFuckOff (05/01/2010) [-]
I thought the soap would help but it JUST MAKE IT WORSE D:
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