Spoons. .. The only reason i want gun control is so that instead of having gangs gun each-other down, they have cool martial arts fights like ninjas. LA would be badass
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#49 - greatgatsby (07/23/2012) [-]
The only reason i want gun control is so that instead of having gangs gun each-other down, they have cool martial arts fights like ninjas.

LA would be badass
User avatar #186 to #49 - RisenLichen (07/23/2012) [-]
LA? Imagine New york
User avatar #153 to #49 - admiralen (07/23/2012) [-]
they would just shiv each other
#204 to #49 - threenewmessages (07/23/2012) [-]
The only person to have a gun in this show is that dude who has the num. 1 headband.
And the dude with the rocket launcher, if you count that.
#60 to #49 - potatotown (07/23/2012) [-]
what would be so cool about it? when they are fighting you wouldnt even be able to see them
what would be so cool about it? when they are fighting you wouldnt even be able to see them
#124 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (07/23/2012) [-]
yah, **** spoons.
#122 - taternutz (07/23/2012) [-]
Guns don't kill people.    
   
Spoons do.
Guns don't kill people.

Spoons do.
#277 to #122 - fizzled (07/23/2012) [-]
I don't usually say this but seriously.... how long have you been waiting to use that gif?
I don't usually say this but seriously.... how long have you been waiting to use that gif?
#356 to #277 - taternutz (07/23/2012) [-]
I wasn't, this post brought it to mind so I googled it.   
   
Although now that I have it in my folder, it waits to be relevant again.
I wasn't, this post brought it to mind so I googled it.

Although now that I have it in my folder, it waits to be relevant again.
User avatar #298 to #122 - invadergirthefifth (07/23/2012) [-]
What is that gif from? The spoon one I mean.
#355 to #298 - taternutz (07/23/2012) [-]
the horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon
the horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon
#106 - allion (07/23/2012) [-]
I thought it said "spocks made me fat" at first
#134 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
Yes. We should outlaw guns.

Because people who murder other people will follow the law.

And someone motivated enough to plan a theater shooting complete with gas mask and tear gas wouldn't be dedicated enough to acquire one of the millions of guns that would remain in circulation.

**** logic.
#136 to #134 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
that logic can be used the same toward drug laws "Lets outlaw Cocaine" "Well criminals don't care if they break the law so they will use Cocaine"

#208 - bluwalrus (07/23/2012) [-]
because logic
because logic
#212 to #208 - megacockroach (07/23/2012) [-]
lol i laughed more then i should have. and i've seen some ****
#54 - gryx (07/23/2012) [-]
. Guns don't murder people, spoons don't make people fat. It just makes it easier.
#117 to #54 - elguso ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
yes, well done. that was the joke.
#127 - tormenttheweak (07/23/2012) [-]
to all the people sayng guns should be outlawed...
criminals are going to get their hands on guns, no matter what the law states. so if normal citizens aren't allowed to own guns, wouldn't crime go up?
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User avatar #170 to #141 - Xedan (07/23/2012) [-]
But unless you have almost a total ban on guns like I believe the UK has, making guns illegal would immediately put criminals at an advantage, because they'd just buy a gun illegally and immediately be impossible to stop, since no good guys have guns to use. It's not like drug laws, because guns can also be used as self-defense. I think the best philosophy on guns, and weapons in general, is that an armed society is a polite society. No one's gonna shoot up a place where I live because they'll probably be stopped by a bullet to the head, not by being subdued and arrested.
#174 to #141 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
Laws against drugs have been proven to be ineffective as a gun ban would be. And assault laws are more about setting a standard punishment for the action, it also does little to actually prevent it from happening.
User avatar #199 to #127 - baditch (07/23/2012) [-]
If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.
User avatar #161 to #127 - shadowhorn (07/23/2012) [-]
It is on this same principle that we should legalize marijuana.
#363 to #161 - tormenttheweak (07/24/2012) [-]
even though i do not smoke pot, i agree completely
User avatar #148 to #127 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/23/2012) [-]
Crime rates have gone up every time guns have been strictly regulated. Take a look at crime rates after Australia banned guns for example.
User avatar #178 to #148 - dtox (07/23/2012) [-]
And in the UK, since guns have been much more tightly regulated, not only has crime escalated, but you're more likely to get stabbed there than you are to get shot in the US.
#56 - fuckinjagerbombs (07/23/2012) [-]
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words.
#140 to #56 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
>Guy walks into movie with knife
>Maybe kills 2 people
>Gets his ass handed to him

>Guy walks into movie with 4 guns
>Kills everything
>Walks out back door
#155 to #140 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
>someone else in theater has gun
>shoots him in the face
#206 to #140 - dadukesta (07/23/2012) [-]
Here's a situation where 8 kids died from the knife wounds
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osaka_school_massacre
Another from knives
http://www.essortment.com/mass-murderer-richard-speck-23696.html

Let's just be real for a second.
Guns
Price: $100-10,000
Rather difficult to conceal with lots of ammo and hard to find other than at gun stores, secretive dealers, and walmart.
Knives
Price: $1
Can carry dozens and find them at any store, house and restraunt.

Knives are way scarier than ******* guns.



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User avatar #102 to #98 - sandnigglets (07/23/2012) [-]
yeah but not easily kill a a bunch of people hundreds of feet away in an instant..
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#210 to #102 - dadukesta (07/23/2012) [-]
Bitch this is a nokia! A NOKIA! It was just attached to a car full of gasoline!

Guns don't kill people by the hundreds. Infact the colorado shooter unloaded 120 bullets from an AR-15 and 12 shots from a mossberg shotgun AND 15 bullets from a Glock. Only 12 people died so far.

Some one calls this nokia and BOOM the whole ******* building comes down and everyone dies.




#263 to #235 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
this is a meme i don't see nearly enough of...which sucks bc it is one of my favorites
User avatar #307 to #263 - akkere (07/23/2012) [-]
I doubt you'd say the same if it was pointed to the stereotypical conservative right-wing nutjob.
#323 to #235 - adamks (07/23/2012) [-]
Which is about the dumbest argument that anyone has ever put up to speak for guns..
#331 to #323 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
DURR less guns means less crime, right???
#336 to #331 - adamks (07/23/2012) [-]
Never said so, but that argument holds no water.
#237 to #235 - brum (07/23/2012) [-]
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#268 - corpsedolly (07/23/2012) [-]
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#332 to #268 - lollyholly (07/23/2012) [-]
The more I watch it, the funnier it gets.
The more I watch it, the funnier it gets.
#264 - beroty (07/23/2012) [-]
Finally i'll use this
Finally i'll use this
User avatar #89 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/23/2012) [-]
Take guns away from law abiding citizens, and all we'll be left with is armed criminals and armed government.
#224 - bipolarfurry (07/23/2012) [-]
hes got a point if it weren't for those damn spoons nobody would be overweight
hes got a point if it weren't for those damn spoons nobody would be overweight
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