Steam summer sale. story of my life (for the past few weeks) created by me.. V r SALE And that is why I have no money.. I have the perfect protection against this! Its called having a laptop that can't run games from even 6 years ago! Its perfect! Kill me please... steam summer Sale oh God the deals


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#93 - tiredofannon (07/22/2012) [-]
I have the perfect protection against this! Its called having a ****** laptop that can't run games from even 6 years ago! Its perfect!

Kill me please...
#416 to #93 - platypusman (07/23/2012) [-]
use the money you save for a new one... then waste the rest of your money on games
User avatar #105 to #93 - johnnyfurious (07/22/2012) [-]
I have a desktop that is 5 years old with AMD Opteron 144 and nVidia GeForce 6800 and I can still run Mafia II, Max Payne 3, Fallout New Vegas and all new games.


not trying to show off or **** , but all it needs are updates for graphics card and DirectX 10, download it from tha net if you have Windows XP russians developed it and it works like a charm
#108 to #105 - tiredofannon (07/22/2012) [-]
No, its the laptop I got for my high school graduation. My parents don't know much about computers so they got ripped off, hard core. It crashes on minecraft constantly. It can't run KOTOR2 without turning the graphics all the way down, and selecting the option for no sound. Half-Life 1 gives it issues...
It sucks.
But I love it.
User avatar #113 to #108 - johnnyfurious (07/22/2012) [-]
Oh so that's the problem, well then, give yourself some hard time get a job and buy a computer, even 2 years old will do the trick and they are pretty cheap, buy some with AMD series, you can over-clock them and add some power just like the new ones have. I did it and it works, if you need help you know my username, feel free to contact me anytime.
#117 to #113 - tiredofannon (07/22/2012) [-]
Ah I can. I know how to do all that; I'm actually a computer science major and have a job right now. I've saved up several thousand over this summer, but its all so I can get through the next several months in college. I'm more of an xbox player but its during the sales that I'm always tempted to upgrade.
User avatar #125 to #117 - johnnyfurious (07/22/2012) [-]
Well then, let's get to it, we can kick some Left for Dead 2 asses ;D
User avatar #289 to #93 - redJericho (07/23/2012) [-]
My full desktop can't even run Minecraft on tiny render, you jelly?
User avatar #444 to #289 - theflamingfire (12/23/2013) [-]
I can't run minecraft at all, you super jelly?
#395 to #289 - pwnstarr (07/23/2012) [-]
stop ******* lying, my iPhone 3g can run mine craft on full. (jailbroken)
User avatar #398 to #395 - redJericho (07/23/2012) [-]
Yeah minecraft pocket edition, in case you haven't noticed, it is not even remotely as immersive as the desktop version.
#401 to #398 - pwnstarr (07/23/2012) [-]
It's not the pocket edition, I have team viewer and can run the actual app in an emulator.
User avatar #415 to #401 - redJericho (07/23/2012) [-]
In that case, I don't think you have any idea what you are talking about. Teamviewer lets you see your computer screen, it doesn't allow your phone to run windows natively.
#425 to #415 - pwnstarr (07/23/2012) [-]
I can open applications and run them. but yeah you may be right, thanks for the clarification.
#408 to #395 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
You're full of ****** **** . My PC can't even ****** run MineCraft on Normal... it can but... it can't pass 15 Frames per second...
#411 to #408 - pwnstarr (07/23/2012) [-]
I have team viewer which allows it to access files from my computer, i'm not sure if that has anything to do with it.
#284 - bakkenmetbaard ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #285 to #284 - nalenthi (07/23/2012) [-]
Damn I love that gif.
#373 - pukingrainbows (07/23/2012) [-]
Gabe's face when FJ is free advertising.
#161 - shadowrush (07/22/2012) [-]
Pretty much the story of today for me.
Spent $80 in less than 5 minutes.
#384 - chooseme (07/23/2012) [-]
i bought games my computer can't even run

#427 to #384 - Aerosmither (07/23/2012) [-]
Same here, I couldn't resist.
Same here, I couldn't resist.
User avatar #394 to #384 - kamehamehanurd (07/23/2012) [-]
Same. because if I didn't buy them. I felt like I would be wasting money.
User avatar #405 to #394 - comeherekids (07/23/2012) [-]
I bought a **** ton of games that I have no interest in playing, I would be losing money not buying them.
#290 - northard (07/23/2012) [-]
****** summer sale...
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#316 to #290 - boxdweller ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Money well spent.
#333 to #290 - Nihatclodra (07/23/2012) [-]
You must really love Battlestar Galactica. Live long and prosper!
#227 - lametitan ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Omg...Steam knows we are coming and is lowering its prices to try and stop us!
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User avatar #357 - halemeister **User deleted account** (07/23/2012) [-]
Everyone's listing what they got so I will too!

What I bought this sale:

I have no money...I need a bank account.
#359 to #357 - atait (07/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #361 to #359 - halemeister **User deleted account** (07/23/2012) [-]
Killing Floor went on sale twice. I would've bought the **** out of the complete edition.
User avatar #363 to #361 - halemeister **User deleted account** (07/23/2012) [-]
Excuse me, only once.
User avatar #443 to #363 - flybager (02/04/2013) [-]
even though it's decently old, the GM still have the yearly events going on every year (which is awesome)
and usually they ahve at least a -50% during those events
User avatar #68 - killerdestroyer (07/22/2012) [-]
All together i bought:
Binding of Isaac: Wrath of the Lamb
Bit.Trip Runner
Cave Story+
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
Hitman: Blood Money
Legend of Grimrock
Metro 2033
Painkiller Overdose
Painkiller: Black Edition
Painkiller: Recurring Evil
Painkiller: Redemption
Painkiller: Resurrection
Penny Arcade's On The Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 3
Portal 2
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
Super Meat Boy Soundtrack
Thief Gold
Thief 2: The Metal Age
Theif: Deadly Shadows

Over little over $100. Who needs money?
User avatar #331 to #68 - scooterpony (07/23/2012) [-]
I've only played Portal and Portal 2 from your list. Loved 'em both.

Deus Ex: HR
Hitman: Blood Money
F.E.A.R.: Ultimate Edition
THQ Collection ( ****** so cash, 13 really good games for $50)
Assassin's Creed II: Deluxe Edition
Just Cause 2
Bioshock Franchise Pack
Fallout 3: GOTYE

Nearly $150. Aka most of my birthday money from last October.
Can't play any of them until my desktop is done being built. It's agonizing.
#366 to #331 - danrman (07/23/2012) [-]
Fallout 3: Gotye?
I've never heard of that expansion...
User avatar #367 to #366 - scooterpony (07/23/2012) [-]
Game of the Year Edition, sorry.
User avatar #370 to #367 - danrman (07/23/2012) [-]
LOL, I know that, but it's usually abbreviated GOTY or G.O.T.Y
User avatar #372 to #370 - scooterpony (07/23/2012) [-]
Oof, I got your joke after I reverse image searched your picture. Durp, have some thumbs.
User avatar #365 to #68 - danrman (07/23/2012) [-]
I got more than than and spent less than 30$...
I guess I was gifted more than I realize...
User avatar #371 to #68 - qtrfuckinghazard ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Lol you BOUGHT bit.trip runner
#399 to #68 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
stalker and thief are ******* awesome!
except thief 2, that game should be taken out back and shot
User avatar #189 to #68 - fuckallnamesrtaken (07/23/2012) [-]
damn well your lucky i cant buy **** because im on strike and cant use my damn credit card on nothing
#245 to #68 - kjeks (07/23/2012) [-]
I heard half of the Painkiller games were kinda bad. Good taste though. And I don't think there's enough room in the comments to list all the games I bought, but I think I spent around 160 dollars. It's not as much as it sounds like in Norway, though. I just couldn't resist.   
Gif related, bought AC:R
I heard half of the Painkiller games were kinda bad. Good taste though. And I don't think there's enough room in the comments to list all the games I bought, but I think I spent around 160 dollars. It's not as much as it sounds like in Norway, though. I just couldn't resist.

Gif related, bought AC:R
User avatar #259 to #245 - killerdestroyer (07/23/2012) [-]
I just got the collection because it was cheap enough, but they're fun games. At least the first one is, only one i've played, plan on playing the rest soon, but the first one is definitely worth looking into if you're into old school FPS games like DOOM and Wolfenstein.
User avatar #264 to #259 - kjeks (07/23/2012) [-]
I don't think that's my kind of game, lol. I played Serious Sam1, and my ass was beaten, so I ended up using some cheats. Still got my ass beaten. So either it takes a few games to get good at, or it's just not my kind of game.
User avatar #276 to #264 - killerdestroyer (07/23/2012) [-]
Old School Shooters aren't forgiving, that's for sure. Probably why i like them so much. Focusing more on Binding of Isaac right now. 74 hours put into that game, hoping to eventually one day maybe get Platinum God.
User avatar #283 to #276 - kjeks (07/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, I've got 116 hours on that game, and now I have the expansion. So that time is probably gonna get doubled. You think the Doom games hold up well today, btw?
User avatar #287 to #283 - killerdestroyer (07/23/2012) [-]
If you don't mind the graphics and the inability to look up and down, yes. It might sound lame that you can't look up or down, but they make it work.

There's an HD edition of Doom 3 coming out as well that includes 1 and 2. 3 is alot more modern.
User avatar #303 to #287 - kjeks (07/23/2012) [-]
I see. I just downloaded the Doom trilogy (I think), but I guess I should wait for the HD edition to play?
User avatar #156 to #68 - wiljones (07/22/2012) [-]
should have got the witcher 2. so good
User avatar #160 to #156 - killerdestroyer (07/22/2012) [-]
Already had and beaten it. One of my favorite games in the past decade.
User avatar #167 to #160 - wiljones (07/22/2012) [-]
its the best looking game ive ever seen. does your mouse freeze when you die cause mine does?
User avatar #258 to #167 - killerdestroyer (07/23/2012) [-]
No, but i had crashing problems, but i think it's because of my OS
User avatar #313 to #258 - wiljones (07/23/2012) [-]
its probably the graphic hardware on your computer....just cause 2 $3.47 holy ****
User avatar #431 to #313 - killerdestroyer (07/23/2012) [-]
No, it's my OS because i stupidly got a 32 Bit and it caps out at 4 GB of RAM so playing games constantly over uses my CPU causing things to crash.
#321 - preshmilk (07/23/2012) [-]
I got Garry's Mod, CounterStrike: Source & killing floor.
I got Garry's Mod, CounterStrike: Source & killing floor.
User avatar #354 to #321 - kazesenoue (07/23/2012) [-]
I bought Portal Bundle, and a bunch of games for my friends on this sale. XD

Oh, and a hell lot of TF2 items.
User avatar #327 to #321 - bronybox ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
The Valve Complete Pack is the way to go.
User avatar #338 to #327 - comeherekids (07/23/2012) [-]
#297 - kriptickillz (07/23/2012) [-]
hfw he tries to stop
hfw he tries to stop
User avatar #7 - ScottP (07/22/2012) [-]
I spent around $40 in total, and I bought:

Max Payne 1/Max Payne 2
Half Life 2: Episode 2
Left 4 Dead 2
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
GTA: San Andreas
Portal/Portal 2
Star Wars: KOTOR
User avatar #9 to #7 - comeherekids (07/22/2012) [-]
I've bought:

Crysis 2
Burnout paradise
Amnesia: the dark decent
The binding of isaac
Sniper elite v2
User avatar #24 to #7 - yodasoda (07/22/2012) [-]
I don't even know
Amnesia the dark descent
Portal 2
Oblivion game of the year deluxe or something
Assassins Creed Brotherhood
Day of Defeat Source
Half life Opposing force,1 Source, episode 1, episode 2, Blue Shift
Penumbra Collectors Pack
Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Platinum (Don't judge me)
Dead Island Blood Bath Arena and Ryder White
Dear Esther
User avatar #25 to #24 - ScottP (07/22/2012) [-]
Roller Coaster Tycoon looks like it's a rather entertaining simulator
User avatar #27 to #7 - spidermanrapeskids (07/22/2012) [-]
I only spend about £17
GTA: San Andreas
Oblivion GOTY
User avatar #28 to #27 - ScottP (07/22/2012) [-]
I'm looking for some good San Andreas mods. Know of any?
User avatar #30 to #28 - spidermanrapeskids (07/22/2012) [-]
Just brought it so at the moment, no but If I find some I'll let you know
User avatar #29 to #7 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Mount & Blade: Warband
Metro 2033
Half Life 2
Counter Strike: Source
User avatar #73 to #29 - reredrumuoy (07/22/2012) [-]
warband is amazing
User avatar #31 to #29 - ScottP (07/22/2012) [-]
Half Life 2 has so many mods that make it well worth the price
User avatar #32 to #31 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Care to name a few good ones?
User avatar #40 to #32 - ScottP (07/22/2012) [-]
-SMOD Redux v8
-Pirates, Vikings, & Knights II
-Zombie Panic Source
-Age of Chivalry
-Firearms: Source
-Goldeneye: Source
User avatar #44 to #40 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
#34 to #32 - anon (07/22/2012) [-]
anything made by agent red prod., and few others like zombie master, zombie panic source, insurgency, firearms source, etc.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Alright thanks.
User avatar #291 to #7 - redJericho (07/23/2012) [-]
My god I am so jealous of all of you. Who wants to donate to the "Buy redJericho a desktop from this century" charity fund?
User avatar #11 to #7 - zacyzacy (07/22/2012) [-]
$95 ish...
portal 2
killing floor
mgicka complete
dungeon defendors complete + 2 extra copies
Battlefront 2
audio surf
orcs must die
HL1 cmplete
binding of issac
bunch of heroes
payday the heist
mount and blade warband+dlc
bioshock 2
and some tf2 items
#306 - soulsilver (07/23/2012) [-]
I spent $190 in 5 days. I'm not even mad.
User avatar #326 to #306 - DrSalvador (07/23/2012) [-]
I spent like 20$...and now my bank account's negative. yay for being broke!
User avatar #19 - mutilatedjello (07/22/2012) [-]
There was a $580 package of indie games for 18 bucks. You do not know how hard it was for me to not buy it.
#95 to #19 - infliktion (07/22/2012) [-]
my bank balance made those kind of decisions for me :(
#211 - popesoybean (07/23/2012) [-]
Perfect time for this
Perfect time for this
#89 - daveyishere (07/22/2012) [-]
I just got borderlands G.O.T.Y edition for $15!
I just got borderlands G.O.T.Y edition for $15!
#325 to #89 - zaw (07/23/2012) [-]
It was $7.49 the other day. :(
#426 to #325 - daveyishere (07/23/2012) [-]
It struck again! I now own Bastion....
User avatar #20 - ilbacondeity (07/22/2012) [-]
I already have 174 games on my steam account... I also bought another 12 games, and about 6 games for my girlfriend.

I have rent to pay.
#375 - skorpius (07/23/2012) [-]
I got Fable: The Lost Chapters for only $2.80... Best decision of my life.
User avatar #376 to #375 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Love that game. Have it for PS2, Xbox, and computer. Played each one all the way through the end. With various boasts and self made restrictions. But I could never get the Skorm's bow...
User avatar #377 to #376 - skorpius (07/23/2012) [-]
I only had the regular Fable, and never bought the Lost Chapters (I saw it a lot) because I figured they didn't add that much... Then I read up about it, and thought it was freaking awesome, but nobody carried it anymore. So when it was 75% off, I was ******* sold. So glad I bought it.
User avatar #386 to #377 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Here's a hint I didn't know until recently. When you eat exp giving foods, they are also affected by your combat multiplier, same goes with the potions.
User avatar #380 to #377 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Awesome game through and through. I really like the added end game. I never beat the original so I don't know how far it got, but I think that everything with frost trolls was an addition. That game was the first game that made me understand how awesome it is to be evil.
User avatar #387 to #380 - skorpius (07/23/2012) [-]
The original goes up to defeating Jock of Blades in the Hall of Heroes. After that, there's nothing really to do. But in the Lost Chapters, there's still quite a bit to do, and if you were good, you don't get ****** over because you can't get the sword of Aeons! But The Sword of Aeons used to do about 500 damage rather than 200, but Avo's tear is still cool.
User avatar #391 to #387 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
I used the blade that you can buy in bowerstone north. Also, once you work up your guile, and buy a lot of produce/anything. The game has a stock price changer, so if they have none of your item, they will buy high, if they have a bunch of your item, they will sell/buy low. So you can buy say, 500 red meats(just buy every produce from everyone you meet) and sell it to they guy for 12 gold a piece, then when he has 500, you can buy them for 2 gold a piece. Repeat for infinite money.
User avatar #379 to #376 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
But it's not for PS2.
User avatar #385 to #379 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Well then, I guess there goes another part of my childhood... Makes more sense your way now that I'm really thinking about it.
User avatar #388 to #385 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
How did you think it was for PS2?
User avatar #393 to #388 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
My baby sitter would bring over a ps2 or an xbox every time he would come over to baby sit me and my sister. So all of his games would get mixed up in my head as to which system they came from. He had the regular version and the lost chapters version, and I though he bought one for each system. Apparent mistake on my part.
User avatar #396 to #393 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
All is forgiven.
User avatar #400 to #396 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #403 to #400 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
Not a problem. Go forth my brother knowing all is well in the mind of the cupcake and you shall not face my wrath.
#389 to #375 - verby (07/23/2012) [-]
I got that game and it won't ******* run. I sent them an email demanding my $2.80 back
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