Honestly!. Seriously, what the were they doing there?.. there would be nothing but crying and screaming the whole time... oh wait... Austin Powers batman
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#1 - anon
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Who brings a 4 month old to a movie, period. The baby is not gonna remember the movie retards. It's just gonna cry and annoy the **** out of everyone else.
#11 to #1 - jubnik
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#14 to #11 - unholycapsicum
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(07/22/2012) [-]
Or, you know, they could realise they have a ******* newborn and some things matter more than seeing a movie as it comes in theatres.
#205 to #14 - nubbyn
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(07/22/2012) [-]
Can someone tell me what he said? Thanks
#244 to #205 - unholycapsicum
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(07/23/2012) [-]
He said bringing a baby to the movies is fine so long as its quiet and that his parents did that to him as well when he was a baby.
There was something about parents not being able to afford a babysitter as well i think (yeah, can't afford a babysitter, lets go to the movies!)
#24 to #11 - beep
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(07/22/2012) [-]
So your parents are the one who brought a ******* baby to the opening weekend of jurassic park.
#68 to #11 - anon
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(07/22/2012) [-]
When you have a baby you are expected to do some sacrifices, not going to a movie is not the end of the world
#18 to #11 - reptaur
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(07/22/2012) [-]
why the **** are you getting thumbed down. It makes sense. What the **** is wrong with bringing a baby to a movie as long as they're quiet.
#49 to #18 - blbrian
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(07/22/2012) [-]
Sure.. A four month old baby, quiet during an action movie..
#78 to #18 - drulludanni
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(07/22/2012) [-]
except there is a 99.9999% that it wont be quit because everything is loud as **** for them
#82 to #78 - anon
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(07/22/2012) [-]
99.9999% won't be quit?
won't be quit?
quit?

wut
#83 to #82 - drulludanni
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(07/22/2012) [-]
quiet*
quiet*
#4 - mathmatical
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(07/22/2012) [-]
there would be nothing but crying and screaming the whole time... oh wait...
#27 to #4 - anon
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(07/22/2012) [-]
mfw
#242 to #27 - mathmatical
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(07/22/2012) [-]
i dont know whether to be proud of this or not...
#169 to #4 - danili
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(07/22/2012) [-]
maybe thats why he started shooting. he saw the baby and was like **** this. no child shall ruin my movie experience but it all got wrong and yeah.. i like carrots
#164 - kirkrehfeld
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(07/22/2012) [-]
**kirkrehfeld rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at Snape **

MFW I heard about the shooting.
#166 to #164 - anon
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(07/22/2012) [-]
******* lol
#173 to #164 - PenguinsOfMars
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#192 to #164 - anon
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(07/22/2012) [-]
I had a better picture, but this one was dusty.
#172 to #164 - atkissonbr
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(07/22/2012) [-]
a priceless roll
#183 to #164 - pexualsredator
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(07/22/2012) [-]
Someone screen cap for future references! pic slightly related
#168 to #164 - misshapentoast
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(07/22/2012) [-]
Probably one of the greatest rolls known to man
#45 - Accidentalninja
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(07/22/2012) [-]
I only brought him as a wee snack...

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs
#71 to #45 - hairymanbeast
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(07/22/2012) [-]
Chilli~~~ Baby back ribs!
#51 to #45 - alstorp
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(07/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#57 to #45 - xXDeadpoolXx
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(07/22/2012) [-]
#16 - yettinarch
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(07/22/2012) [-]
I would never bring that small of a child to a movie....    
   
1) It would ruin my experience within the movie.   
2) It would ruin other peoples experience within the movie.   
   
What a terrible idea....
I would never bring that small of a child to a movie....

1) It would ruin my experience within the movie.
2) It would ruin other peoples experience within the movie.

What a terrible idea....
#116 - demandsgayversion
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(07/22/2012) [-]
4 month old babies do 4 things. Eat, sleep, poop, and bitch about wanting to see the new Batman.
#141 to #116 - ultrarobbie
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(07/22/2012) [-]
General baby lines:
"Waa."
"Waaa."
"Goo gaa"
"***** I want to see Dark Knight Rises"
#5 - supermilk
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(07/22/2012) [-]
who the **** brings a baby to a theater anyways
#8 to #5 - jsilver
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(07/22/2012) [-]
..........mexicans......... i feel the need to apologize for my people........
..........mexicans......... i feel the need to apologize for my people........
#48 - rosietheamazon
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(07/22/2012) [-]
my kid is 2 years old and hasn't been to the movies because I KNOW she won't sit still or be quiet. That's not exactly something they're keen on anyway. I don't understand why you would take your child to do something they don't have to do that they wouldn't enjoy. That's retarded and selfish. Yeah, they have to do some things they don't want to like check ups and what not, but jeez.
#55 to #48 - anon
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(07/22/2012) [-]
MY son is 2 1/2 and has never been to a theatre either, for the same reasons. He won't even sit still long enough to watch a whole movie at home. I agree with you completely.
#87 to #48 - narlydude
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(07/22/2012) [-]
#42 - ilbacondeity
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(07/22/2012) [-]
>be me
>have gf
>datass.jpg
>go watch betmin: drk nit rizng, 2:45pm viewing
>all good, not crowded, nothin'
>mom comes in with 5 year old kid, sits in front of us
>halfway in the flick, he starts playing with a toy and starts putting his hands straight up in the air, almost drops the toy at our feet (it wasn't batman)
>obviously, ***** don't like batman
>shove his seat, relatively hard, hope he got whiplash or something
>bends over to his mom
>*******************.png
>prepare for mom to turn around to bitch at me for kicking her kid's seat
>don't hear what they say, but she must have said something like "shut the **** up, you're playing with your toys and bothering people, sit back down."
>kid slumps in chair
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.m3u
>didn't get laid that day though
>feelsbadman.avi
>still love her a lot
>this story is getting really gay
>I'm going to sleep.
#138 to #42 - anon
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(07/22/2012) [-]
How come you didn't get laid? Lol
#234 to #138 - ilbacondeity
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(07/22/2012) [-]
She wasn't in the mood. It's okay. :P
#240 to #234 - anon
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(07/22/2012) [-]
And you didn't try to get her in the mood? :P
#241 to #240 - ilbacondeity
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(07/22/2012) [-]
.... I'd rather not talk about it here.
#246 to #241 - anon
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(07/23/2012) [-]
How come?