The Bristol Stool Chart. OC by me (Bristol Stool chart taken from Wikipedia) And if you don't believe that this is real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_sca
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The Bristol Stool Chart

OC by me (Bristol Stool chart taken from Wikipedia)

And if you don't believe that this is real:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_scale

If you want to discuss about yew shit in
a scientifically correct and gentlemanly
way, please use the
Bristol Stool Chart
Separate hard lumps, like nuts
hard pass)
but lumpy
Like a sausage but with
cracks en the surface
Like a sausage er snake,
and set
Set Webs with clearcoat
edges
Fluffy pieces with ragged
edges, a mushy steel
Watery. he salid pieces.
Entirely Liquid
Not sucks, this is the actual medical classification of poop types)
Today, my fecal matter
was ence again of type 3.
I reckon the celeb was a
healthy #, thaugh
it might: have been a tad
darker.
Hew
disagreeable!
Oh hew pleasant, old chap.
My secretions
this mern were clearly of
type E with a hit of type
T towards the end, with a
hue that I weild estimate
...
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Submitted: 07/21/2012
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#20 - jigglebilly (07/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
a95e22
#6 - KFCownz (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Favorited: 8 times
User avatar #5 - minionofdolan (07/21/2012) [-]
OP knows his shit....

bu dum tiss
User avatar #16 - anonemous (07/22/2012) [-]
go on funny junk, learn shit....
#31 - spyter (07/22/2012) [-]
Why the hell did i keep reading?
#17 - blahness (07/22/2012) [-]
classifying your shit
..and shit
#57 - dkaaalz (07/22/2012) [-]
this is hung up in my main school corridor.
#52 - ningyoaijin (07/22/2012) [-]
mfw anyone describes faeces as "fluffy"
mfw anyone describes faeces as "fluffy"
#50 - draycora (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one thinking how amazing type 4 would feel coming out?
#60 to #50 - dudewitshirt (07/22/2012) [-]
that would probably be the kind of shit that would lead to infinite wiping

do not want!
#33 - lordfinn (07/22/2012) [-]
Today I had type $$$, shit was so cash.
#24 - Fallenurc (07/22/2012) [-]
brb, going to buy second monacle
#64 - erectnipples (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
THE SHIT CORK
That motherfucking hard piece of shit you have to fathom out of your ass with the same intensity as the flames of hell. And once that motherfucker is set loose, everything else just follows. SHIT SHIT EVERYWHERE. Just pouring out of your ass with such sweet relief. I'm not the only one who gets these, right?
User avatar #56 - gwegw (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What about Type 8? The invisible shit, you feel yourself pass one but there's nothing in the toilet?
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User avatar #47 to #46 - thegirlyoudespise (07/22/2012) [-]
Am i the only whos stomach has not been fucked up by taco bell?
#18 - jakeattack (07/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
7 is fucking horrible i lost alot of water within maybe an hour and i started shaking uncontrollably
#1 - DeathOne (07/21/2012) [-]
Taliho old chip! The riff-raff back home are on my back again.
User avatar #55 - dieabolical ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
My aunt has that in her toilet (She's a nurse)
#53 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
type 2 - type 3
User avatar #19 - MakiChan (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
but then if you bring in diarrhea they have 7 classifications as well.......things doctors share .....why.
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