The Bristol Stool Chart. OC by me (Bristol Stool chart taken from Wikipedia) And if you don't believe that this is real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_sca
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The Bristol Stool Chart

The Bristol Stool Chart. OC by me (Bristol Stool chart taken from Wikipedia) And if you don't believe that this is real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_sca

OC by me (Bristol Stool chart taken from Wikipedia)

And if you don't believe that this is real:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_scale

If you want to discuss about yew **** in
a scientifically correct and gentlemanly
way, please use the
Bristol Stool Chart
Separate hard lumps, like nuts
hard pass)
but lumpy
Like a sausage but with
cracks en the surface
Like a sausage er snake,
and set
Set Webs with clearcoat
edges
Fluffy pieces with ragged
edges, a mushy steel
Watery. he salid pieces.
Entirely Liquid
Not sucks, this is the actual medical classification of poop types)
Today, my fecal matter
was ence again of type 3.
I reckon the celeb was a
healthy #, thaugh
it might: have been a tad
darker.
Hew
disagreeable!
Oh hew pleasant, old chap.
My secretions
this mern were clearly of
type E with a hit of type
T towards the end, with a
hue that I weild estimate
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Submitted: 07/21/2012
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#6 - KFCownz (07/22/2012) [-]
Favorited: 8 times
User avatar #54 to #6 - fhqwghads (07/22/2012) [-]
And now it is 10X that.
#20 - jigglebilly (07/22/2012) [-]
a95e22
#21 to #20 - jigglebilly (07/22/2012) [-]
7a6408

In case you were curious
User avatar #16 - anonemous (07/22/2012) [-]
go on funny junk, learn **** ....
#31 - spyter (07/22/2012) [-]
Why the hell did i keep reading?
User avatar #5 - minionofdolan (07/21/2012) [-]
OP knows his **** ....

bu dum tiss
#17 - blahness (07/22/2012) [-]
classifying your ****
..and ****
#57 - dkaaalz (07/22/2012) [-]
this is hung up in my main school corridor.
#52 - ningyoaijin (07/22/2012) [-]
mfw anyone describes faeces as "fluffy"
mfw anyone describes faeces as "fluffy"
#24 - Fallenurc (07/22/2012) [-]
brb, going to buy second monacle
#64 - erectnipples (07/22/2012) [-]
THE **** CORK
That ************* hard piece of **** you have to fathom out of your ass with the same intensity as the flames of hell. And once that ************ is set loose, everything else just follows. **** **** EVERYWHERE. Just pouring out of your ass with such sweet relief. I'm not the only one who gets these, right?
User avatar #71 to #64 - prostatepaul (07/22/2012) [-]
me and my friends call those "corkers" you try so hard to get the solid **** out, the rest is violent spray of ass piss
User avatar #56 - gwegw (07/22/2012) [-]
What about Type 8? The invisible **** , you feel yourself pass one but there's nothing in the toilet?
User avatar #66 to #56 - sparkytoast (07/22/2012) [-]
the ghost **** , which has nothing to do with this particular chart
User avatar #67 to #66 - gwegw (07/22/2012) [-]
It was a joke T_T
#18 - jakeattack ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
7 is ******* horrible i lost alot of water within maybe an hour and i started shaking uncontrollably
User avatar #45 to #18 - whatevsnicktrololo (07/22/2012) [-]
!!Water Whitin!!! Sounds like a new Avatar movie... With water benders (or **** benders).
User avatar #27 to #18 - potatot (07/22/2012) [-]
So you were pissing out of your ass?
#75 to #27 - jakeattack ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
thats what it felt like.......but more water than when i piss.........not good
#33 - lordfinn (07/22/2012) [-]
Today I had type $$$, **** was so cash.
#1 - DeathOne (07/21/2012) [-]
Taliho old chip! The riff-raff back home are on my back again.
User avatar #55 - dieabolical (07/22/2012) [-]
My aunt has that in her toilet (She's a nurse)
#53 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
type 2 - type 3
#72 to #53 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
Honestly now, type 2, 3 and 4 seem to be the most healthy. Depending on the colour of course.
#50 - draycora (07/22/2012) [-]
Am I the only one thinking how amazing type 4 would feel coming out?
#60 to #50 - dudewitshirt (07/22/2012) [-]
that would probably be the kind of **** that would lead to infinite wiping

do not want!
User avatar #23 - rippercrust (07/22/2012) [-]
4 5 and 6 are the worst! so much toilet paper is used....
User avatar #19 - MakiChan (07/22/2012) [-]
but then if you bring in diarrhea they have 7 classifications as well.......things doctors share .....why.
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