Deadpool vs. Ghosty. .. I'd love to see Deadpool face off against the various SCP subjects. That would be outrageously awesome. Deadpool vs Ghosty I'd love to see face off against the various SCP subjects That would be outrageously awesome
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#28 - simeon
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(07/21/2012) [-]
I'd love to see Deadpool face off against the various SCP subjects. That would be outrageously awesome.
#253 to #28 - dalobman
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(07/22/2012) [-]
So when the toast popped out of me i had no idea what to do...
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#32 to #28 - presentdent
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"So the concrete guy tried to break my neck... And then I sledgehammered him. I think he's dead now. Why didn't you guys ever try that before?"

"I talked to the giant lizard. I see a lot of himself in me. He wanted to see me inside himself. I'm not a fan of digestion."

"Spoke with God. He's cool, I guess."

"Met another one of your regenerating psychos. Able. We really hit it off!"

"Look! I'm the whole room! The room keeps trying to eat me and turn me into furniture, and I keep coming back! I AM THE ROOM. FEAR MY ROOMINESS!"

"So, I think I tired out The Foot of the Bed. It keeps trying to take my foot, and the foot keeps growing back. It threw a little tantrum and took my leg. Then I shot the bed. It stopped now."
#37 to #32 - ortonja
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(07/21/2012) [-]
"So, about that guy who can see through the eyes of people around him...
I think I broke him".

"I tried those cure-all pills. They didn't work on me, so I threw them out".

"You know those sentient LEGOs you have? What do you think'll happen if you melt them?"
#69 to #37 - presentdent
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(07/21/2012) [-]
"So I cut off my pinkie and threw it in that 'machine' that makes stuff from... other stuff. I'd like you meet Deadpool 2. And Deadpool3. And Deadpool 4. And Deadpool 5-- Dammit Deadpool 458! Get off that Chandelier! We do not have Clone Insurance (surprisingly)."

"I went to that place where you learn stuff. Summers beware! I now know the exact location of every super heroine/villian's g-spot. And Jean Grey's first on the list!" (So she's dead, so what)
#79 to #69 - presentdent
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Oooh oooh! I totall forgot the coffee machine!

"It started really innocently, man... Like... I asked for juice. Got juice. I asked for Coca-Cola. Got Coca-Cola. I asked for heroine. Got heroine. I asked for Wolverine and now the place is flooded with... I dunno--"
"It's flooded with the constantly regenerating tissue of the X-Man, Wolverine."
"Yeah, that."
#111 to #79 - certifiedidiot
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(07/21/2012) [-]
What about Deadpool and SCP-230?
#119 to #111 - presentdent
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"So, I met this guy... And he's really cool right? Makes me feel like a million bucks, researcher-man, I tell ya! And then you told me it's because not only does he secrete drugs... he IS drugs... So I ground him up and smoked him!"

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#118 to #111 - presentdent
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#121 to #118 - certifiedidiot
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Hmm I can't remember the number but there is a SCP that's basicly the deal with the devil, two chairs and a desk and aparantly always pen and paper in the desk and some spirit or something then offers you a deal..

Do you remember which one it is?
#128 to #121 - presentdent
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Keep 'em comin'!
#122 to #121 - presentdent
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(07/21/2012) [-]
SCP-738
#126 to #122 - presentdent
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(07/21/2012) [-]
However, I feel that Deadpool, given the ability to seriously get anything he wants, would choose to be cured. He is insane, yes, but his psychosis does not spread to him enjoying his sickness. On some level, Deadpool wishes to either die or be cured, even if its buried deep under miles of insanity.

I think either Deadpool wouldn't see anything as there's nothing he truly wants... or...

Test 8: Subject D------L sits in SCP-738-2.
Result: Subject D------L reports seeing himself in chair. Entity had taken the form of the subject. After exhaustive discussion on [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED], Subject D------L left the room with an RPG-7, an Oscar Award for Best Set Design, a Ping Pong Paddle, and an Adamantine "Claw." Subject D------L said "W-------e can suck it!" before leaving. In his possession was also a red leather envelope, smelling of sulphur. Enclosed was a letter that said, "Never bring him back again. NEVER."
#150 to #126 - thegreatgp
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Thumb Up For SCP reference
#115 to #32 - padorak
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(07/21/2012) [-]
I'm gonna piss my pants.
I'm gonna piss my pants.
#116 to #115 - presentdent
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Which one got ya the most? And thank you. I am taking that gif as well...
#117 to #116 - padorak
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(07/21/2012) [-]
I **** you not. I looked like a retarded seal clapping and laughing so hard at " It threw a little tantrum and took my leg. Then I shot the bed. It stopped now." You sir are why I come here.
#120 to #117 - presentdent
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Thanks! I'm Presentdent! Only ever submitted once, but I comment whenever I feel the funny in the air!
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#16 to #5 - notsofunnycomedy
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#6 to #5 - tablespoons
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They're not villains
#7 to #6 - awesomenessdefined
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God ******* dammit brain. I meant Anti-heroes
#23 to #7 - flusteredmoose
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pic related
#24 to #23 - awesomenessdefined
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thanks i wanted to use that originally
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#9 to #6 - sirformidio
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Ghost Rider is a hero.
Deadpool is eh.
#8 to #6 - asrial
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Actually, Deadpool haven't always been an anti-hero. X-men origins: Wolverine? Epic ************* battle on top of a silo? I know it's loose, but yeah.
#11 to #8 - goll ONLINE
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(07/21/2012) [-]
what are you talking about deadpool was not in x men origins
what are you talking about deadpool was not in x men origins
#12 to #11 - anon
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(07/21/2012) [-]
dude.. yes he was
#13 to #12 - datspidey
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Nope. That never happened.
#19 to #13 - danielph
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(07/21/2012) [-]
just like the avatar movie and the dragon ball movie.... it never happened.
#38 to #19 - wumbotom
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(07/21/2012) [-]
what movies are you talking about???
what movies are you talking about???
#62 to #13 - anon
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(07/21/2012) [-]
"I don't like it, so I refuse to acknowledge its existance" doesn't work when using proper logic. But I guess you're all incapable of that.
#14 to #11 - hylebus
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Yes he was.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpool
Citing "Deadpool is one of the primary antagonists of the film X-Men Origins: Wolverine, portrayed by Ryan Reynolds."
#17 to #14 - notsofunnycomedy
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(07/21/2012) [-]
no one considers X-Men Origins Deadpool to be the actual Deadpool
#33 to #17 - navorium
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Though his actor fit the bill pretty nicely
#82 to #33 - MoreIce
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Agreed, Ryan Reynolds could make a decent Deadpool if portrayed correctly. I mean imagine the elevator scene early in with him in a cool looking Deadpool costume.
#283 to #82 - goll ONLINE
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(07/22/2012) [-]
he did do very good as wade before they turned him into that monstrosity, fit the personality very well
#22 to #14 - goll ONLINE
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(07/21/2012) [-]
that thing was not deadpool that thing was a monstrosity commonly know as barrakapool
#10 to #8 - drmcninja
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Pic totally related.
#15 to #10 - infamoustrapper
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(07/21/2012) [-]
i know im going to get thumbed down for saying this because im behind on the whole deadpool thing. but do people act like he wasnt in that movie because they completely changed them from the comics? also im pretty sure they are making a deadpool spin off from that movie with the same guy
#21 to #15 - drmcninja
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Yeah, basically. It was a half-assed attempt to stick to the mythology of Wolverine, but so half assed that it was basically a money grab saying "Hey, Deadpool is in this movie." They didn't change the character, they annihilated him, and replaced him with somebody completely different.
#29 to #21 - infamoustrapper
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(07/21/2012) [-]
ok thats what i thought. i didnt even realize that was supposed to be deadpool. i thought it was just some cool guy that was good with swords. did they call him deadpool in the movie?
#39 to #29 - derkio
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(07/21/2012) [-]
No but they called him Wade Wilson, you know his name.
#40 to #39 - infamoustrapper
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(07/21/2012) [-]
so...wade wilson is deadpools real name? and so like how off exactly was he? is it just because he wasnt wearing his deadpool costume that people didnt like the movie?
#109 to #40 - MaverickZero
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Deadpool fights with katanas. And they don't pop out of his arms. He's not Baraka. Deadpool also doesn't shoot lasers from his eyes (He actually references this in Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3). He definitely has a mouth, and he uses it constantly. And finally, Deadpool CANNOT teleport without the use of his belt.

tl;dr: Weapon XI is NOT Deadpool.
#130 to #109 - infamoustrapper
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(07/21/2012) [-]
no one said weapon XI is deadpool....i was referring to his human form as ryan renalds. i dont think that the fusion of his body or whatever the **** happened to him was supposed to be deadpool.
#149 to #130 - MaverickZero
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Oh. I misinterpreted the question, then. To the best of my recollection, nobody was too upset with the "normal(?)" form of Wade Wilson. It's the Barakapool abomination that everybody hates. Although I'm pretty sure Wade and Wolverine never worked together while Wolverine was in Weapon X. Basically, Fox ****** up the story. And they definitely meant for Weapon XI to be Deadpool but failed horribly.
#53 to #8 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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(07/21/2012) [-]
After seeing this conversation, I looked it up on Youtube.   
   
That wasn't Deadpool.
After seeing this conversation, I looked it up on Youtube.

That wasn't Deadpool.
#129 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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#148 to #129 - betterguygreg
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Anyone know the comic this is from?
#187 to #148 - pulluspardus
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(07/21/2012) [-]
its called
Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History by Shiden Akira
his other stuff is even better, look it up =]
#212 to #187 - littlenish
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Why the Zone-Sama pic? Does this have anything to do with her?
#291 to #212 - pulluspardus
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Nope just whenever I talk about hentai I post that pic.
#292 to #291 - littlenish
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That's smart.
#188 to #187 - betterguygreg
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(07/21/2012) [-]
WIN
#167 to #148 - anon
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http://www . [url deleted]

remove spaces
#168 to #167 - betterguygreg
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URL deleted.
#163 to #148 - wtf man
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i think its called small boobs big tits
#201 to #129 - diabolicgnome
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(07/21/2012) [-]
i wronged all over her face
#133 to #129 - artillerysmith
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(07/21/2012) [-]
I would wrong her so hard.
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#135 to #134 - artillerysmith
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(07/21/2012) [-]
I know it's weird, but I'm into human chicks. Also humanoids, but I prefer humans.
#139 to #135 - thegreatgp
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Me too, but not with massive boobs
I don't like something to be squeezed that is bigger of my hand
Also I dig chubby girls, because they're soft
#147 to #139 - artillerysmith
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(07/21/2012) [-]
I second that, but she looks freaky. Don't underestimate freaky ever.
#153 to #147 - thegreatgp
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I once knew a freaky but gorgeous chick back at school
She was also a Massive whore, I think I've seen her with 10 different boys in 2 months
#171 to #153 - artillerysmith
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(07/21/2012) [-]
OK, that's too freaky. A little bit of freak never hurt anybody. There's a difference between being a little freaky and being a slut.
#174 to #171 - thegreatgp
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Or Being a Freaky slut
#177 to #174 - artillerysmith
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Well, the way I look at it is thusly:
A rectangle is a square, but a square isn't necessarily a rectangle.
A slut is a freak, but a freak isn't necessarily a slut.
#180 to #177 - thegreatgp
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(07/21/2012) [-]
"A dwarf is always a bastard, But a Bastard isn't always a Dwarf"
Tyrion Lannister
#286 to #180 - artillerysmith
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(07/22/2012) [-]
Dwarfs are people too! Oh wait...
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#90 - JakCarnage
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(07/21/2012) [-]
ok so i like deadpool and i know a decent amount about him but wtf was up with the xmen origins movie how the hell is he supposed to be a badass without his mouth?!?
#214 to #90 - littlenish
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(07/21/2012) [-]
I had no ******* idea Wade was Deadpool.
#93 to #90 - camerel
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(07/21/2012) [-]
who the **** knows. they ****** up really bad.
#144 to #93 - thegreatgp
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(07/21/2012) [-]
They ****** Up All the X-men trend, from the first one
#97 to #90 - waffies
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(07/21/2012) [-]
That movie was SUCH a spinoff, aside from the deadpool ******, it doesn't explain why Charles can walk in the end of the film. It really was a throwaway in my opinion. Some bits were good just for action and inclusion of characters, but otherwise it was kinda story-less for an origin film...
#137 to #90 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(07/21/2012) [-]
watch after the credits. His head is burned up and the mouth is torn open. his eyes open and he goes "shhhhhh." while the arm is crawling out of rubble towards the head. It's a teaser that origins deadpool lives and can talk now.

ta-da. answers.
#100 to #90 - RollerRolledRoll
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(07/21/2012) [-]
The x-men origins movie butchered Deadpool, and a huge majority of Deadpool's fans hated it. So to answer your question, he can't. Fans went as far as to call Deadpool from x-men origins "Barakapool" which was referring to the Mortal Kombat character, Baraka. The reason why fans made reference to this character by altering Deadpool's is primarily because of the, what I call, ridiculously stupid, swords that come out of his arms. Both Baraka and Deadpool (From origins) share this characteristic, hence the name "Barakapool". Moving away from that though, Barakapool is stupid and a lot of people hate him. However, if you watched until after the credits of origins, you can see a small clip of a decapitated Deadpool picking up his own head. As you might notice, his mouth isn't sewn shut anymore and the head says "Shhh" right before the clip ends. Nevertheless, it was stupid and they completely ruined Deadpool. Hopefully if they ever make a movie starring Deadpool, they don't screw it up as bad as origins did.

MFW I saw Barakapool in x-men origins.
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#112 to #107 - RollerRolledRoll
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I did hear about that, actually. I just wasn't sure if the rumors are true or not. Was it confirmed that they will be making a Deadpool movie for sure?

Also here, take this random reaction picture.
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#123 to #113 - RollerRolledRoll
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Awesome! I can't wait to see it. Also iseewhatyoudidthere.
#127 to #112 - anon
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It was confirmed, Ryan Renolds is playing him again. and there's a deadpool videogame coming too.
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sorry if you've already heard.
#299 to #100 - thephoenix
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They're making the film, for the love of chimichangas i hope you're right
don't ask how i found this comment
hush hush
#300 to #299 - RollerRolledRoll
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Bro. That comment is over 3 years old. I am going to ask how you found it haha.
#301 to #300 - thephoenix
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Following leaves in the wind my friend...
#302 to #301 - RollerRolledRoll
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Deep, bro.
#165 - znigga
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******** rolls 8,000** QUADS
#173 to #165 - nythunder
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**nythunder rolls 7,300** QUADS
#176 to #173 - zombielovez
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**zombielovez rolls 4,400** whats a quad?
#219 to #176 - minionofdolan
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**minionofdolan rolls 2,221**
#220 to #219 - minionofdolan
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damn :( I was trying to impress you with my quads....
#250 to #176 - zachgodzilla
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Yo dawg, I heard you like dubs, so we put dubs with your dubs so that you can have dubs with your dubs
#182 to #176 - anon
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krogans call their nuts quads, on the account they have four testicles.

~Odaer
#185 to #182 - zombielovez
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play coc bro...
#197 to #185 - herpdaki
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Guessing you mean corruption of champions. If so, then no.
#189 to #185 - anon
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coc?
#194 to #189 - anon
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only coc i know is a console command...
#198 to #182 - dovahsix
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They have three testicles... or am I retarded
#234 to #198 - anon
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no it is four testicles cause garrus says 1 krogan testical sell for 25000 a whole set sells for 100000
#208 to #198 - odaer
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why else would they call them a "Quad"?
#178 to #176 - nythunder
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**nythunder rolls 7,306** this
#181 to #178 - zombielovez
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i was joking...
#179 to #178 - nythunder
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Well, back to /b/
Well, back to /b/
#186 to #165 - moosedagoose
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**moosedagoose rolls 5,059** sure why not
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**mammothsquirts rolls 6,206**
#206 to #165 - heartlessrobot
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**heartlessrobot rolls 0,212**
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**alexdevlin rolls 2,928**
#213 to #165 - ilovedickbuttxd
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**ilovedickbuttxd rolls 5,243** well i already had trips once...

what an achievment uh
#227 to #165 - solvikaaber
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**solvikaaber rolls 1,134** I failed
#183 to #165 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 7,063**
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**suspensa rolls 9,293**
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**arlingtonn rolls 75,472**
30 thumbs for trips? lets go for pents then!
#257 to #165 - ofmiceandmen
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**ofmiceandmen rolls 2,005** PROBABLY NOT QUADS
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**kathuzada rolls 8,740**
#166 to #165 - znigga
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#169 to #165 - mistressluna
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Trips
#46 - funforlife
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**funforlife rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Brave ** Deadpool and Spider-Man are my favorite DC Characters.
#54 to #46 - datslenderman
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marvel*
#48 to #46 - nighthit
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Please be a troll... ...if not please acknowledge the difference in between Marvel and DC comics.
#49 to #48 - funforlife
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Oh my god my apologies i've been watching Young Justice a show about young Dc heroes all day. I meant Marvel.
#50 to #49 - nighthit
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Oh no wonder! It's a mistake anyone can make! There's no need to be sorry!
#72 to #50 - anon
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fag...
#141 - potatotown
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The second Ghost Rider was absolutely terrible, possibly one of the, if not the worst excuse for a film i have ever seen
The second Ghost Rider was absolutely terrible, possibly one of the, if not the worst excuse for a film i have ever seen
#200 to #141 - dovahsix
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(07/21/2012) [-]
the last air bender?
#203 to #200 - potatotown
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(07/21/2012) [-]
no, it was worse than the last airbender, and worse than Dragonball Evolution, just watch it, so horrible
#156 to #141 - ishalltroll
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Watch War of the worlds 2
#160 to #156 - potatotown
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they made a second one?
#202 to #160 - thatrussiantroll
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it's actually called: "War of the Worlds: The Second Wave" It was absolutely terrible, the animations could have been made in someones attic using a potato.
#204 to #202 - potatotown
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hey man, i find that last remark offensive
#161 to #160 - ishalltroll
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someone did, and oh boy it was terrible
#91 - anon
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(07/21/2012) [-]
deadpool is ******* gay
#92 to #91 - camerel
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obvious troll is obvious. 0/10
#95 to #92 - anon
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it will die soon.
#98 to #95 - camerel
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duh, its a fad, thats what they do
#99 to #98 - anon
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mindless faggot
#231 to #99 - camerel
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dont deny the truth.
#114 - datkiiid
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(07/21/2012) [-]
Ghost Rider: Look into my eyes and my eyes and feel the pain of those you have wronged.

Deadpool: *looks into eyes*...LOL I remember that guy, best kill so far :3
#4 - tacblack
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