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#28 - simeon (07/21/2012) [-]
I'd love to see Deadpool face off against the various SCP subjects. That would be outrageously awesome.
User avatar #253 to #28 - dalobman (07/22/2012) [-]
So when the toast popped out of me i had no idea what to do...
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#32 to #28 - presentdent (07/21/2012) [-]
"So the concrete guy tried to break my neck... And then I sledgehammered him. I think he's dead now. Why didn't you guys ever try that before?"

"I talked to the giant lizard. I see a lot of himself in me. He wanted to see me inside himself. I'm not a fan of digestion."

"Spoke with God. He's cool, I guess."

"Met another one of your regenerating psychos. Able. We really hit it off!"

"Look! I'm the whole room! The room keeps trying to eat me and turn me into furniture, and I keep coming back! I AM THE ROOM. FEAR MY ROOMINESS!"

"So, I think I tired out The Foot of the Bed. It keeps trying to take my foot, and the foot keeps growing back. It threw a little tantrum and took my leg. Then I shot the bed. It stopped now."
User avatar #37 to #32 - ortonja (07/21/2012) [-]
"So, about that guy who can see through the eyes of people around him...
I think I broke him".

"I tried those cure-all pills. They didn't work on me, so I threw them out".

"You know those sentient LEGOs you have? What do you think'll happen if you melt them?"
#69 to #37 - presentdent (07/21/2012) [-]
"So I cut off my pinkie and threw it in that 'machine' that makes stuff from... other stuff. I'd like you meet Deadpool 2. And Deadpool3. And Deadpool 4. And Deadpool 5-- Dammit Deadpool 458! Get off that Chandelier! We do not have Clone Insurance (surprisingly)."

"I went to that place where you learn stuff. Summers beware! I now know the exact location of every super heroine/villian's g-spot. And Jean Grey's first on the list!" (So she's dead, so what)
#79 to #69 - presentdent (07/21/2012) [-]
Oooh oooh! I totall forgot the coffee machine!

"It started really innocently, man... Like... I asked for juice. Got juice. I asked for Coca-Cola. Got Coca-Cola. I asked for heroine. Got heroine. I asked for Wolverine and now the place is flooded with... I dunno--"
"It's flooded with the constantly regenerating tissue of the X-Man, Wolverine."
"Yeah, that."
User avatar #111 to #79 - certifiedidiot (07/21/2012) [-]
What about Deadpool and SCP-230?
#119 to #111 - presentdent (07/21/2012) [-]
"So, I met this guy... And he's really cool right? Makes me feel like a million bucks, researcher-man, I tell ya! And then you told me it's because not only does he secrete drugs... he IS drugs... So I ground him up and smoked him!"

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User avatar #121 to #118 - certifiedidiot (07/21/2012) [-]
Hmm I can't remember the number but there is a SCP that's basicly the deal with the devil, two chairs and a desk and aparantly always pen and paper in the desk and some spirit or something then offers you a deal..

Do you remember which one it is?
#128 to #121 - presentdent (07/21/2012) [-]
Keep 'em comin'!
#122 to #121 - presentdent (07/21/2012) [-]
#126 to #122 - presentdent (07/21/2012) [-]
However, I feel that Deadpool, given the ability to seriously get anything he wants, would choose to be cured. He is insane, yes, but his psychosis does not spread to him enjoying his sickness. On some level, Deadpool wishes to either die or be cured, even if its buried deep under miles of insanity.

I think either Deadpool wouldn't see anything as there's nothing he truly wants... or...

Test 8: Subject D------L sits in SCP-738-2.
Result: Subject D------L reports seeing himself in chair. Entity had taken the form of the subject. After exhaustive discussion on [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED], Subject D------L left the room with an RPG-7, an Oscar Award for Best Set Design, a Ping Pong Paddle, and an Adamantine "Claw." Subject D------L said "W-------e can suck it!" before leaving. In his possession was also a red leather envelope, smelling of sulphur. Enclosed was a letter that said, "Never bring him back again. NEVER."
User avatar #150 to #126 - thegreatgp (07/21/2012) [-]
Thumb Up For SCP reference
#115 to #32 - padorak (07/21/2012) [-]
I'm gonna piss my pants.
I'm gonna piss my pants.
#116 to #115 - presentdent (07/21/2012) [-]
Which one got ya the most? And thank you. I am taking that gif as well...
User avatar #117 to #116 - padorak (07/21/2012) [-]
I **** you not. I looked like a retarded seal clapping and laughing so hard at " It threw a little tantrum and took my leg. Then I shot the bed. It stopped now." You sir are why I come here.
#120 to #117 - presentdent (07/21/2012) [-]
Thanks! I'm Presentdent! Only ever submitted once, but I comment whenever I feel the funny in the air!
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User avatar #148 to #129 - betterguygreg (07/21/2012) [-]
Anyone know the comic this is from?
#187 to #148 - pulluspardus (07/21/2012) [-]
its called
Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History by Shiden Akira
his other stuff is even better, look it up =]
User avatar #212 to #187 - littlenish (07/21/2012) [-]
Why the Zone-Sama pic? Does this have anything to do with her?
User avatar #291 to #212 - pulluspardus (07/22/2012) [-]
Nope just whenever I talk about hentai I post that pic.
User avatar #292 to #291 - littlenish (07/22/2012) [-]
That's smart.
#167 to #148 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
http://www . [url deleted]

remove spaces
User avatar #168 to #167 - betterguygreg (07/21/2012) [-]
URL deleted.
User avatar #163 to #148 - wtf man (07/21/2012) [-]
i think its called small boobs big tits
User avatar #201 to #129 - diabolicgnome (07/21/2012) [-]
i wronged all over her face
User avatar #133 to #129 - artillerysmith (07/21/2012) [-]
I would wrong her so hard.
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User avatar #135 to #134 - artillerysmith (07/21/2012) [-]
I know it's weird, but I'm into human chicks. Also humanoids, but I prefer humans.
User avatar #139 to #135 - thegreatgp (07/21/2012) [-]
Me too, but not with massive boobs
I don't like something to be squeezed that is bigger of my hand
Also I dig chubby girls, because they're soft
User avatar #147 to #139 - artillerysmith (07/21/2012) [-]
I second that, but she looks freaky. Don't underestimate freaky ever.
User avatar #153 to #147 - thegreatgp (07/21/2012) [-]
I once knew a freaky but gorgeous chick back at school
She was also a Massive whore, I think I've seen her with 10 different boys in 2 months
User avatar #171 to #153 - artillerysmith (07/21/2012) [-]
OK, that's too freaky. A little bit of freak never hurt anybody. There's a difference between being a little freaky and being a slut.
User avatar #174 to #171 - thegreatgp (07/21/2012) [-]
Or Being a Freaky slut
User avatar #177 to #174 - artillerysmith (07/21/2012) [-]
Well, the way I look at it is thusly:
A rectangle is a square, but a square isn't necessarily a rectangle.
A slut is a freak, but a freak isn't necessarily a slut.
User avatar #180 to #177 - thegreatgp (07/21/2012) [-]
"A dwarf is always a bastard, But a Bastard isn't always a Dwarf"
Tyrion Lannister
#286 to #180 - artillerysmith (07/22/2012) [-]
Dwarfs are people too! Oh wait...
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#90 - JakCarnage (07/21/2012) [-]
ok so i like deadpool and i know a decent amount about him but wtf was up with the xmen origins movie how the hell is he supposed to be a badass without his mouth?!?
User avatar #214 to #90 - littlenish (07/21/2012) [-]
I had no ******* idea Wade was Deadpool.
User avatar #93 to #90 - camerel (07/21/2012) [-]
who the **** knows. they ****** up really bad.
User avatar #144 to #93 - thegreatgp (07/21/2012) [-]
They ****** Up All the X-men trend, from the first one
User avatar #97 to #90 - waffies (07/21/2012) [-]
That movie was SUCH a spinoff, aside from the deadpool ****** , it doesn't explain why Charles can walk in the end of the film. It really was a throwaway in my opinion. Some bits were good just for action and inclusion of characters, but otherwise it was kinda story-less for an origin film...
User avatar #137 to #90 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/21/2012) [-]
watch after the credits. His head is burned up and the mouth is torn open. his eyes open and he goes "shhhhhh." while the arm is crawling out of rubble towards the head. It's a teaser that origins deadpool lives and can talk now.

ta-da. answers.
#100 to #90 - RollerRolledRoll (07/21/2012) [-]
The x-men origins movie butchered Deadpool, and a huge majority of Deadpool's fans hated it. So to answer your question, he can't. Fans went as far as to call Deadpool from x-men origins "Barakapool" which was referring to the Mortal Kombat character, Baraka. The reason why fans made reference to this character by altering Deadpool's is primarily because of the, what I call, ridiculously stupid, swords that come out of his arms. Both Baraka and Deadpool (From origins) share this characteristic, hence the name "Barakapool". Moving away from that though, Barakapool is stupid and a lot of people hate him. However, if you watched until after the credits of origins, you can see a small clip of a decapitated Deadpool picking up his own head. As you might notice, his mouth isn't sewn shut anymore and the head says "Shhh" right before the clip ends. Nevertheless, it was stupid and they completely ruined Deadpool. Hopefully if they ever make a movie starring Deadpool, they don't screw it up as bad as origins did.

MFW I saw Barakapool in x-men origins.
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#112 to #107 - RollerRolledRoll (07/21/2012) [-]
I did hear about that, actually. I just wasn't sure if the rumors are true or not. Was it confirmed that they will be making a Deadpool movie for sure?

Also here, take this random reaction picture.
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User avatar #123 to #113 - RollerRolledRoll (07/21/2012) [-]
Awesome! I can't wait to see it. Also iseewhatyoudidthere.
#127 to #112 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
It was confirmed, Ryan Renolds is playing him again. and there's a deadpool videogame coming too.
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sorry if you've already heard.
User avatar #299 to #100 - thephoenix (09/13/2015) [-]
They're making the film, for the love of chimichangas i hope you're right
don't ask how i found this comment
hush hush
User avatar #300 to #299 - RollerRolledRoll (09/13/2015) [-]
Bro. That comment is over 3 years old. I am going to ask how you found it haha.
User avatar #301 to #300 - thephoenix (09/24/2015) [-]
Following leaves in the wind my friend...
User avatar #302 to #301 - RollerRolledRoll (09/24/2015) [-]
Deep, bro.
#159 - genralgamer (07/21/2012) [-]
ok , first let me say I ******* love deadpool , he is one of my favourite characters of all time , and second , why the **** dont you just go buy the comics or at the very least pirate the ******* , they are amazing , these little frames taken from them are nothing on the actual thing.
User avatar #223 to #159 - luismamontes (07/21/2012) [-]
I downloaded the marvel app for my iPad and already used $16 on deadpool comics. Awesome.
#267 - nuggetry (07/22/2012) [-]
i dont know who Deadpool is...

inb4 newfag,retard,resident of a cave seperate from the rest of the world
User avatar #272 to #267 - technotronics (07/22/2012) [-]
most people on FJ didn't before this fad set in. but none the less people would come out of the ******* woodwork just to say those things, having never read one of his comics themselves before the fad, or at all.
#271 to #267 - koshana (07/22/2012) [-]
Marvel superhero who was originally created to be like a Deathstroke for Marvel, but later became an antihero of sorts, the Merc with a Mouth. Deadpool is characterized by his recognizable outfit, quick wit, seemingly random outbursts, and rapid healing factor. Specifically, he has the fastest regen rate of basically all Marvel heroes. Wade Wilson, Deadpool's real name, had a form of brain cancer and such, so he was put to the Project X. This made his cells regenerate after dying, but also made the cancer cells spread and replicate just as fast. This makes Deadpool's body a constantly dying and regenerating mess, which includes his brain, causing his madness. And that's why we love him. Because he has terminal cancer.
User avatar #285 to #271 - samxdaxman (07/22/2012) [-]
thought he cant die since thanos cursed him with life so he can never see death(his girlfriend)
#287 to #285 - koshana (07/22/2012) [-]
His healing factor was already at the time giving him pretty much immortality, but that set it in stone, yeah.
#288 to #287 - koshana (07/22/2012) [-]
Basically, the whole Thanos/Deadpool encounter was a joke. =P
User avatar #289 to #288 - samxdaxman (07/22/2012) [-]
ah alright.
#282 to #271 - nuggetry (07/22/2012) [-]
thats intense....i see now the obsession
thats intense....i see now the obsession
#284 to #282 - koshana (07/22/2012) [-]
Glad I could help. =)
#141 - potatotown (07/21/2012) [-]
The second Ghost Rider was absolutely terrible, possibly one of the, if not the worst excuse for a film i have ever seen
The second Ghost Rider was absolutely terrible, possibly one of the, if not the worst excuse for a film i have ever seen
User avatar #200 to #141 - dovahsix (07/21/2012) [-]
the last air bender?
User avatar #203 to #200 - potatotown (07/21/2012) [-]
no, it was worse than the last airbender, and worse than Dragonball Evolution, just watch it, so horrible
User avatar #156 to #141 - ishalltroll (07/21/2012) [-]
Watch War of the worlds 2
#160 to #156 - potatotown (07/21/2012) [-]
they made a second one?
User avatar #202 to #160 - thatrussiantroll (07/21/2012) [-]
it's actually called: "War of the Worlds: The Second Wave" It was absolutely terrible, the animations could have been made in someones attic using a potato.
User avatar #204 to #202 - potatotown (07/21/2012) [-]
hey man, i find that last remark offensive
User avatar #161 to #160 - ishalltroll (07/21/2012) [-]
someone did, and oh boy it was terrible
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damn :( I was trying to impress you with my quads....
#182 to #176 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
krogans call their nuts quads, on the account they have four testicles.

User avatar #185 to #182 - zombielovez (07/21/2012) [-]
play coc bro...
User avatar #197 to #185 - herpdaki (07/21/2012) [-]
Guessing you mean corruption of champions. If so, then no.
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#194 to #189 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
only coc i know is a console command...
User avatar #198 to #182 - dovahsix (07/21/2012) [-]
They have three testicles... or am I retarded
#234 to #198 - anon (07/22/2012) [-]
no it is four testicles cause garrus says 1 krogan testical sell for 25000 a whole set sells for 100000
#208 to #198 - odaer (07/21/2012) [-]
why else would they call them a "Quad"?
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#179 to #178 - nythunder (07/21/2012) [-]
Well, back to /b/
Well, back to /b/
User avatar #181 to #178 - zombielovez (07/21/2012) [-]
i was joking...
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#114 - datkiiid (07/21/2012) [-]
Ghost Rider: Look into my eyes and my eyes and feel the pain of those you have wronged.

Deadpool: *looks into eyes*...LOL I remember that guy, best kill so far :3
#36 - onlyusemerage (07/21/2012) [-]
My two favorite Marvel characters!
#4 - tacblack (07/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #56 - Aspirin (07/21/2012) [-]
Deadpool. The only one who's got the balls to tell off the Ghost Rider.
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#258 to #215 - mrstalin (07/22/2012) [-]
Enjoy, my friend. Have a gif as well.

Enjoy, my friend. Have a gif as well.
#235 to #215 - bluelight (07/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #256 to #235 - burnboyy (07/22/2012) [-]
Captain Canuck
#251 to #215 - redrummurder (07/22/2012) [-]
In about 2 seconds I go from :"Awww...I just want to protect her." To: " KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"
User avatar #42 - varrensage (07/21/2012) [-]
That will take days to finish.
User avatar #270 - killingtrolls (07/22/2012) [-]
Which Deadpool comic is good for starters?
User avatar #279 to #270 - sniffalot (07/22/2012) [-]
Someone answer so I can find out!!
#298 to #279 - lolabunny (08/19/2012) [-]
I would suggest starting with hos first comic series, then cable and deadpool, then his next series and then deadpool corpse. But only if you just want deadpool's basic story, he's been in a lot of other series including series like x force and his own non-con stories.

These guys have a complete list of every thing he's been in. If you want all of deadpool this is the list to go by.
User avatar #297 to #270 - PapaRusskiy (07/25/2012) [-]
The first one.
#170 - ilynchnigs (07/21/2012) [-]
**ilynchnigs rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at yep, we're definitely fucked ** ghost rider has forever been dead to me since nicholas cage went on a treasure hunt with him
User avatar #57 - demandsgayversion (07/21/2012) [-]
Why doesn't his cancer nastiness heal? He's pretty cool, but I hate his looking like cheese pizza.
User avatar #81 to #57 - hurikan (07/21/2012) [-]
his healing factor is a lot stronger then wolverines, but it's extremely unstable. his cancer kinda keeps in in check but its some crazy super cancer **** . they kinda balance him out. they only barely cover it in some of the comics.
User avatar #59 to #57 - crazedx (07/21/2012) [-]
When he regens he heals up with scars instead of healing perfectly normal like wolverine. And if you got cut burned shot and decapitated as much as deadpool has you would look like a cheese pizza also.
User avatar #63 to #59 - blarde (07/21/2012) [-]
... thank you all for ruining my dinner.
User avatar #65 to #63 - crazedx (07/21/2012) [-]
Lmao sorry.
User avatar #60 to #59 - demandsgayversion (07/21/2012) [-]
I did not know he scarred.
User avatar #61 to #60 - crazedx (07/21/2012) [-]
Well now you can say you've learned something today ^__^
User avatar #66 to #61 - fooljamable (07/21/2012) [-]
he also had cancer when he got all the powers so the healing made the cancer pop up every where in weird looking blotch things. That and the scar thing because his regen isn't as perfect as wolverines
User avatar #74 to #66 - oikake (07/21/2012) [-]
I've always thought because the artificial healing factor bonded with his cancer in some way, that's why the cancer doesn't heal
User avatar #80 to #74 - kingrayne (07/21/2012) [-]
The healing stuff thought the cancer was normal, so it made it pop up all over Deadpool's body.
User avatar #70 to #57 - TheCuckooloon (07/21/2012) [-]
I personally kindof like the fact that he's hideous. If he was a pretty boy like every other hero, he'd be boring. Just like if he wasn't completely insane he'd be just another overpowered hero.
User avatar #83 to #57 - Midirr (07/21/2012) [-]
"Deadpool's primary power is an accelerated healing factor, depicted by various artists and writers with varying levels of efficiency. Artificially endowed by the Weapon X program, this enables him to regenerate any destroyed tissues or organs at a super-human rate as well as making him immune to known diseases and infections. An unanticipated side effect was a rapid acceleration of the cancerous tumors he was suffering from at the time, causing them to quickly spread across his entire body as soon as his powers fully activated. Because of this, his healing factor super charged his cancer, resulting in massive scar tissue causing his appearance to be severely disfigured."

there you go
User avatar #143 to #83 - artillerysmith (07/21/2012) [-]
I thought he couldn't die because he anoyed death so much that death threw him back.
#195 to #143 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
I think that was Lobo from DC
User avatar #158 to #143 - Midirr (07/21/2012) [-]
nope, it's the healing thing together with a curse which doesn't allow him to die
User avatar #125 - kaycie (07/21/2012) [-]
"Like a highlight reel?"


i think i found that funnier than i should have
User avatar #252 - levelninetynine (07/22/2012) [-]
The sad thing is Deadpool is cool character but now he's going to be over used and eventually in the short future he will be lost in the void..
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