Body Hacks. . Cool Body Tricks Want to stop that pesky gag reflex? Ever have that annoying thing in your throat that makes you want to gag and cough to get " ou
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Body Hacks

Cool Body Tricks
Want to stop that pesky gag reflex?
Ever have that annoying thing in your
throat that makes you want to gag and
cough to get " out?
Ever Hear people talking quietly and want
to eavesdrop what there saying?
Ever have an urge that wont go away?
Need to pee but theres no nearby bath-
room?
Scared of needles and have an upcoming
shot?
Ever have a stuffy nose and just feel like
wasting endless tissues"?
Irland falling asleep? Want to walle it up?
Really need to remember something but
don' t want to spend hours memorizing it?
EVERYTHING
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Submitted: 07/20/2012
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#43 - oodlesandoodles (07/21/2012) [-]
Number 4 just brings up a different issue
Number 4 just brings up a different issue
#254 to #43 - thatguyfromaus (07/21/2012) [-]
That's the reason that solution works, it give you an erection which closes off a little flap of skin between your bladder and your urethra and simultaneously opens up the way for semen, so it becomes impossible to urinate!

The more you know!

User avatar #35 - lolollo (07/21/2012) [-]
Side note, coughing right before getting a shot increases the chances that the guy giving you the shot will royally **** up the procedure.
#4 - peizur (07/20/2012) [-]
What if the urge is to have sex. . .?
What if the urge is to have sex. . .?
#376 to #4 - lolmaister (07/21/2012) [-]
Go away Urge!
#44 to #4 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]
piss your pants
#45 to #44 - peizur (07/21/2012) [-]
It's okay because I'm into watersports. :3
User avatar #378 to #368 - smilecomix (07/21/2012) [-]
*roll image* wow. hahahahaahahha!! you really did your homework there pal!
#379 to #378 - smilecomix (07/21/2012) [-]
**smilecomix rolled a random image posted in comment #58047 at Anime & Manga ** ...			****
**smilecomix rolled a random image posted in comment #58047 at Anime & Manga ** ... ****
#394 to #379 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for posting 2 comments so I can thumb you down twice
#20 - yourovertheyrenow (07/21/2012) [-]
not always a good thing OP
User avatar #196 to #20 - humpaba (07/21/2012) [-]
>then called up to board to answer problem
#439 - victorfzec (07/21/2012) [-]
When I have a boner in public I'll have an excuse now
When I have a boner in public I'll have an excuse now
#441 to #439 - awesomebubbles (07/21/2012) [-]
i was thinking the same, thanks op i'd rather walk around with a raging erection then walk around with the urge to piss
User avatar #324 - dlwnsgur (07/21/2012) [-]
had to pee
think about sex
masturbate instead


wut?
#61 - zeropro (07/21/2012) [-]
Uh, question... How the 			****		 to you shake your neck?   
Like this?
Uh, question... How the **** to you shake your neck?
Like this?
User avatar #77 to #61 - nildnas (07/21/2012) [-]
No that's shaking your cock. You do that for urges
User avatar #14 - themagnetlord (07/21/2012) [-]
I'm deaf in my right ear. **** .
User avatar #24 to #14 - richardastley (07/21/2012) [-]
Your brain likely adjusted anyway. I wouldn't think too much of it or you'll start to think you can't hear voices well when you can hear them just fine.
User avatar #18 to #14 - vatra (07/21/2012) [-]
Me too dude, Though apparently KOTU seems to think that one is opposite, so now I don't know what to think.
#6 - anon (07/20/2012) [-]
yeah, because the best thing to do when you're getting injected with drugs is to cough and shake around instead of just taking the damn shot without being a pussy
#444 - foxxyfox (07/21/2012) [-]
"Ever have an urge but won't go away?"
What if that urge IS sex?
#412 - Pacboy (07/21/2012) [-]
I wonder why OP knows this one?
#399 - zzitro (07/21/2012) [-]
**zzitro rolled a random image posted in comment #39810 at Anime & Manga **
What if the urge is SEX
User avatar #8 - Natendragon (07/20/2012) [-]
Number 4 is ******** . Piss boners are infinity worse than just having to piss reallllly bad.
#344 to #8 - anon (07/21/2012) [-]
When you have a boner you have a flap that blocks the way to the piss, and open the way to the semen. So that's why that happens.
#9 to #8 - SRsoccerstar (07/20/2012) [-]
its not ******** . when you think of sex you're body physically cant piss and on top of that you're ( for most people) distracted of the urge anyway
#306 - chihuasG (07/21/2012) [-]
Of course OP would include a trick on how to stop your gag reflex. He must be a real expert at those sorts of things...
#137 - thebeatlesfan (07/21/2012) [-]
What if the urge that won't go away is masturbation?
#141 to #137 - psestabber (07/21/2012) [-]
Think about peeing.
#198 to #141 - ishouldplayzelda (07/21/2012) [-]
what's if that's your fetish?
#416 - CMSTF (07/21/2012) [-]
MFW everybody just unknowingly learned how to deepthroat.
#157 - legolasone (07/21/2012) [-]
ouch!
#71 - Benmc (07/21/2012) [-]
I don't get #6?
#404 - lordaurion (07/21/2012) [-]
If you cough when a nurse or doctor tries to stick a needle in you, it makes them want to slap you. It ruins the injection and they have to do it again.
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