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Suck UK Cat Scratch
by Suck UK
Price: , 50
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Ely Tom Williams
There is only one word that properly describes this product: pawsome_ My three year old kitten, Chairman Meow, was
absolutely blown away by the Suck UK Cat Scratch. He was so excited he continuously puree whilst spinning some "phat"
beats and threw up several hairballs - resulting in a trip to the vet. A few days and see in bills later, Chairman Meow
was back up at his Cat Scratch once again trying to make his name in the Djing world- He changed his name to DJ Paws
n Claws and has been traveling extensively in Europe, performing gigs and he now has a house in .
Pros: DJ Paws n Claws is now a rising artist in the European house music scene and regularly sends me checks in the
mail. I can now live a life of leisure sipping on Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz and I have upgraded from my trailer
to a modest houseboat-
Cons: DJ Paws n Claws has been pretty uppity lately, he' s taken to smoking cigarettes and is hanging out with a "Dead
Mouse". His newshound attitude has found its way to my new shag carpet, as he thinks that he' s above the litter box and
can take a huge dump wherever he likes.
Ultimate decision: Go ahead and get it. Even though my cat now takes dumps on the carpet due to the Suck UK Cat
Scratch I am living the life that I deserve- My new girlfriend, Linda, isn' t missing any of her incisors like my previous
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