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Louis C.K.

Louis C.K.. He is a funny and wise man. Also, tags are used correctly???. i reed something in the paper met ream; Cea. met eet ere. [ 80 percent e! the petunia

He is a funny and wise man.
Also, tags are used correctly???

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User avatar #4 - TheLastNinja (07/19/2012) [-]
i.e. 20% white, 18% hispanic, 12% native american, 17% black, 13% native american, 9% Japanese, 11% *****************
#14 to #4 - titfrowig (07/19/2012) [-]
But Russia would be majority because you missed out their 46%.
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheLastNinja (07/19/2012) [-]
You mean 140%?
#17 to #15 - titfrowig (07/19/2012) [-]
No, it was 146%, add up the totals in my picture, which is a summary of the elections in the area which exceeded 100%.
#12 to #4 - twilightdusk ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
Whites are a plurality then, not a majority. You need over 50% to be a majority.
User avatar #6 to #4 - Faz (07/19/2012) [-]
You put native American twice.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HarvietheDinkle (07/19/2012) [-]
Well, we owe it to them.
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheLastNinja (07/19/2012) [-]
They're just that badass
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#9 - alexmtmorgan (07/19/2012) [-]
Well...look at all the minorities.
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User avatar #1 - drakesblood (07/19/2012) [-]
Simple. That 80 percent could be made of smaller groups, each their own little minority, and the percentage of white people could be be the largest group, thereby being the majority. Not a hard concept to get your head around, really...
User avatar #103 to #1 - ponieskilledmyacc (07/19/2012) [-]
you mean like 20% whites and the rest divided among the others?
I think it's more like, 80% are either, black, gay, nerd, etc... Minorities, non-race related.
User avatar #2 to #1 - joper (07/19/2012) [-]
then 100% would be a minority
#3 to #2 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
Retard
User avatar #5 to #2 - drakesblood (07/19/2012) [-]
No... 100 percent would be the total population, with 80 percent consisting of different minorities.
User avatar #27 to #5 - detrek (07/19/2012) [-]
Your profile picture fits joper perfectly.
#28 to #2 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
you areis right, if 80% are minorities that means that the other 20% is also a minority, hence, there is no a majority and all the population,or the 100%, belongs to a minority

Dont worry about the red thumbs, this page is full of retards who thinks they are smarter than anyone and want to prove it, wether is physics,religion or the reproductive behaviour of the horse lice they are all ******* experts; ******* douchebags, half of them deserve to die, hi5 bro
User avatar #88 to #1 - Chuckaholic (07/19/2012) [-]
No Majority is over 50% where most of the population is part of that group, therefore over half. The whites would have the biggest group, a plurality I think it's called.
#92 to #1 - kegstand (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm glad the first comment on this was actually logical and thought out!
User avatar #18 - thesoxpride (07/19/2012) [-]
When we say minorities we really mean, for example:
There is a bag (NYC) with 20 marbles (millions of people)
7 are white
3 are black
3 are yellow
3 are blue
2 are red
2 are green

In this scenario white would be considered a majority since of the different colors (ethnic groups) they have the most representation. When we say 80% of ppl are minorities we mean that 80% are black, yellow, blue, red or green.

#20 to #18 - thescatmanohone (07/19/2012) [-]
i don't know any blue, red or green people...
User avatar #21 to #20 - enclavesoldier (07/19/2012) [-]
then you sir have not yet lived
#50 to #20 - wrpen (07/19/2012) [-]
No blue people?

inb4 wololo
User avatar #71 - Nullifier (07/19/2012) [-]
White: 20%
Black: 19%
Filipino: 19%
Asian: 19%
Mexican: 19%
Indian: 2%

80% minorities. Bitch please
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#75 to #71 - waffies (07/19/2012) [-]
IT LOST THE FUNNY!
User avatar #76 to #71 - richardastley (07/19/2012) [-]
A majority is a percentage of more than fifty, so technically it's 100% minorities...
User avatar #25 - schmuxy (07/19/2012) [-]
There should be a Louis CK channel
#34 to #25 - Blackarican (07/19/2012) [-]
YES.
#99 - thecollegedropout (07/19/2012) [-]
Anyone else have a man-crush on Louis?

(or is it just me?
User avatar #69 - iHAXnoobs (07/19/2012) [-]
it didn't say 80% of the city was all the same minority, maybe they are all different nationalities, then they could still be minorities.
User avatar #74 to #69 - techketzer (07/19/2012) [-]
What a ******** of a city then.
#82 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
this man is trying to mimic George Carlin (he even stated so, since G.C. was his major inspiration)   
   
Louis is funny when he talks about less serious subjects.. like kids. That routine was hillllarious.    
Politics and society opinions - he lacks charizma and brains for that :/
this man is trying to mimic George Carlin (he even stated so, since G.C. was his major inspiration)

Louis is funny when he talks about less serious subjects.. like kids. That routine was hillllarious.
Politics and society opinions - he lacks charizma and brains for that :/
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#22 - bdub (07/19/2012) [-]
Top 5 comedians....GO!
User avatar #51 to #22 - lmOldGreg (07/19/2012) [-]
In no particular order. (For me)

George Carlin
Chris Rock
Robin Williams
Frankie Boyle
Dara Obrien
User avatar #55 to #22 - OMGCAA (07/19/2012) [-]
1.) Bill Burr
2.) Louis CK
3.) Dan Cummins
4.) Big Jay Oakerson
5.) Jim Gaffigan
#57 to #22 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
Donald Glover
Bill Burr
Louis C.K.
Kyle Kinane
Hannibal Burress
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User avatar #85 to #22 - izzygirl (07/19/2012) [-]
Tim Minchin
Stephen Lynch
Mitch Hedberg
Gabriel Iglesias
Katt Williams.
User avatar #97 to #22 - thecollegedropout (07/19/2012) [-]
5.Jim gaffigan
4.Bill Cosby
3.marc maron
2.Louis C.K.
1.George Carlin
User avatar #32 to #22 - TheBagelMonster (07/19/2012) [-]
5.Jim Gaffigan
4.Kyle Cease
3.Josh Sneed
2.Patton Oswalt
1.Mitch Hedberg
User avatar #26 to #22 - Hreidmar (07/19/2012) [-]
Tim Minchin (by far)
Stephen Merchant,
George Carlin,
Jimmy Carr,
Jon Richardson.

Used to like Bill Maher a lot more, but tastes change.
User avatar #42 to #22 - coloredfolks (07/19/2012) [-]
Bill Burr
Bill Burr
Burr Bill
Burr Bill
and Bill Burr
#54 to #42 - OMGCAA (07/19/2012) [-]
I love you.
Let's touch dicks.
User avatar #106 to #54 - coloredfolks (07/20/2012) [-]
i would gladly good sir
User avatar #52 to #22 - omeglepwner (07/19/2012) [-]
dave chappelle
chris rock
louis c.k
frankie boyle
george carlin
User avatar #38 to #22 - Strudel (07/19/2012) [-]
5. Gabriel Iglesias (I love his sound effects, they are terrific.)
4. Dane Cook (I enjoy how he moves around a lot, I think its important to be energetic.)
3. Dave Chappelle (The raw nature of his routines are spectacular.)
2. John Mulaney (I can relate to him and the shenanigans he gets into.)
1. Louis C.K. (He is my God.)
#40 to #22 - kaydargz (07/19/2012) [-]
5. Gabriel Iglesias    
4. Dane Cook   
3. Louis C.K.   
2. Daniel Tosh   
1. BO BURNHAM
5. Gabriel Iglesias
4. Dane Cook
3. Louis C.K.
2. Daniel Tosh
1. BO BURNHAM
#73 to #40 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
>5. Gabriel Iglesias 4. Dane Cook 3. Louis C.K. 2. Daniel Tosh 1. BO BURNHAM
>4. Dane Cook 3. Louis C.K. 2. Daniel Tosh 1. BO BURNHAM
>4. Dane Cook 3. Louis C.K. 2. Daniel Tosh
>4. Dane Cook 3. Louis C.K.
>4. Dane Cook
>Dane Cook
>MFW
User avatar #46 to #40 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
5. Gabriel Iglesias (his fake accents are da best)
4. Chris Rock (He takes things that happen in real life and makes them funny)
3. Daniel Tosh (He has a sick, rude, and can make anything serious funny)
2. Adam Sandler (i like how sarcastic he is and serious)
1. Will Ferrell (everything about him is funny)
User avatar #31 to #22 - trollchildxy (07/19/2012) [-]
George Carlin
Tim Minchin
Louis C.K.
Gabriel Iglesias
Peanut&TheGang (Not Jeff Dunham, his stand-up at the start of his shows is really boring. Only the puppets are funny.)
#39 to #31 - vytros ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
...You realize Jeff Dunham is/are the puppets, right?
#41 to #39 - trollchildxy (07/19/2012) [-]
I had no idea....
#43 to #41 - vytros ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
Hey, don't get the penis out of your vagina, it was just that you talked liked the puppets weren't Jeff's creations, and often his jokes circle around the things he says prior to the puppets.
#47 to #22 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
Why has no one mentioned Lee Evans yet?
User avatar #37 to #22 - IAmManbearpig (07/19/2012) [-]
a lot of them seem to have been covered, but Kevin Hart is pretty good too
#24 to #22 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr

And finally..
Jimmy Carr.
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User avatar #89 to #22 - Chuckaholic (07/19/2012) [-]
In no order
Dara o Briain
Frankie Boyle
McIntyre sometimes
Hugh Dennis
Hugh Laurie/Stephen Fry, best combo of all time.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Endofzeeworld (07/19/2012) [-]
5. Ron White
4. Gabrial Iglesias
3. Louis C.K.
2. The Amazing Johnathan
1. George Carlin
User avatar #10 - Mahazama (07/19/2012) [-]
They count as minorities because you can´t just smush hispanics, blacks, and asians into one ethnic group.
that´s why.
User avatar #78 - SenorButtPlug (07/19/2012) [-]
For anyone trying to be smug saying that it's still possible to have 80% of the population be minorities because they can all be different races, you're missing the point of the joke. Yeah you're right, but it doesn't take away from the joke itself. He's saying that white people are so smug, they can look at a number like "80% minorities" and not think twice, because to them it might as well be all the same race, like the African example.
#84 to #78 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
>white people   
>implying that calling someone "white people" is not racist   
>bias bitch
>white people
>implying that calling someone "white people" is not racist
>bias bitch
User avatar #87 to #84 - SenorButtPlug (07/19/2012) [-]
Louis CK is white, and I am white. Doesn't take away from the fact that what he said is completely true.
#100 to #84 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
calling someone white is racist?since ****** when
#61 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7351242 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Discussion Forum ** mfw people take this joke way too seriously
#53 - Krathalos (07/19/2012) [-]
They're called minorities because they supposedly don't have as many rights and aren't treated as well as the majority is. They are supposedly dominated or submissive to the dominant group (majority).

It has nothing to do with the actual amount of people there are in the minority.
User avatar #86 to #53 - satyrn (07/19/2012) [-]
"A minority group is a sociological category within a demographic. Rather than a relational "social group", as the term would indicate, the term refers to a category that is differentiated and defined by the social majority, that is, those who hold the majority of positions of social power in a society. The differentiation can be based on one or more observable human characteristics, including, for example, ethnicity, race, gender, wealth or sexual orientation. Usage of the term is applied to various situations and civilizations within history, despite its popular mis-association with a numerical, statistical minority."

tl;dr the dude with all the red thumbs is RIGHT, you bunch of dumb ***** .
User avatar #95 to #86 - dyllygaf (07/19/2012) [-]
So you're pretty much saying that a minority is defined by the people who make up the majority of the social power in society, which can be based on things such as ethnicity, race, gender, etc. Meaning that if there are more white people in a room, for example, than asains, the white people in that room (being the social majority) would be able to look at the smaller group of asains and say they are the minority.

But on the other had, you could also have a room full of 20 males and only 5 females, all of different ethnicity, and the males would be able to look at the group of females and say that they are the minorities

Either way to me, it looks like it's based on who's got the more numbers :/
User avatar #107 to #95 - satyrn (07/22/2012) [-]
You've read it wrong. The minority is based totally and entirely on the seat of power at any given time. For example in apartheid-era South Africa, the black population were the minority, despite holding an absolute numerical majority in terms of populace. The white population held majority despite holding only 20 percent, roughly, of the population.
User avatar #62 to #53 - Jackimole (07/19/2012) [-]
No, they're minorities because the US has a white majority, and therefore every other ethnic group is a minority.

ya goof
User avatar #64 to #53 - dyllygaf (07/19/2012) [-]
They're called minorities because they make up the smallest percentage of our national population
#65 to #64 - Krathalos (07/19/2012) [-]
Except they don't. What I stated is a fact. Look it up.
User avatar #66 to #65 - dyllygaf (07/19/2012) [-]
Okay, i did look it up
User avatar #67 to #65 - dyllygaf (07/19/2012) [-]
forgot the link lol

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0762156.html
User avatar #56 to #53 - mydogizmexican (07/19/2012) [-]
dude, take the joke man
#58 to #56 - Krathalos (07/19/2012) [-]
But the joke makes no sense and doesn't make him seem wise when he's wrong.
User avatar #59 to #58 - mydogizmexican (07/19/2012) [-]
its just a joke, not all joke make sense, doesnt mean people cant enjoy them
#44 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
second louis c.k. post on frontpage today.

lets all listen to a comedian because he's got to be an expert right !!!
#96 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
The majority of the US is white so the majority race is white, therefor in cities were this is not the case they are still referred to as minorities because your judging them against the whole country rather than the city. You wouldn't say that black people are the majority in a black neighborhood, they're still minorities. Louis CK isn't smart enough to do political, racial, or edgy comedy. Or maybe the problem is the people watching him aren't smart enough.
#98 to #96 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
also... blacks are not the only minority. less than 20% of various minority groups added together to make 80%? They can all still be minorities to the 20% remaining of that single race. There are holes all throughout that statement.
#91 - tylonvan (07/19/2012) [-]
Louis CK is nominated for 6 emmys! 3 for his show Louie, and 3 for Live at the Beacon theatre
#90 - awootten (07/19/2012) [-]
This is not a real example, but one that proves this statement is dumb(at least the first part)

City name: Townsville
Population Breakdown:
White: 20%
Black:15%
Chinese:15%
German:15%
Japanese:15%
Mexican:15%
Brazilian:15%

I mean, NYC is a huge place, The Statue of Liberty, hell, Ellis Island litteraly used to be THE place to immigrate to. It's not hard to believe something like this is true.

Also, repost, OP is a fag, blah blah blah.
#101 to #90 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
So Townsville would have a population of 110%?
#105 to #101 - awootten (07/19/2012) [-]
Yes, yes they do.

Thanks for arguing without making any kind of real argument btw.
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