Louis CK on Gay Marriage. . It docon' t have ANY on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it' s a social issue. Like when you see someo
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Louis CK on Gay Marriage

It docon' t have ANY
on your life. What do you
care?! People try to talk
about it like it' s a social
issue. Like when you see
someone stand up on a talk
show and say "How am I
supposed to explain to my
child that two men are
getting married?"..,
f dunno, it' s your ****** kid,
you ******* tell lem. Why is
that anyone clse' s problem?
Two guys are in LOVE but
they cara get married he
cause YDU don' t want to
talk to your ugly child for
******* five minutes?
Louis CK.
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#423 - ichinova (07/19/2012) [-]
stickied
#400 - alexanderburns (07/19/2012) [-]
mfw reading the title
#40 - thechosentroll (07/19/2012) [-]
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Regular and gay marrage is like bikini and underwear - basically the same thing, but if I go around town in my boxers, I'm probably going to get arrested.
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#130 to #126 - thechosentroll (07/19/2012) [-]
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Just because we both have the word "chosen" in our names doesn't mean we're connected. STOP REPLYING TO ALL MY COMMENTS!
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User avatar #44 to #40 - ruebezahl (07/19/2012) [-]
In America? Yes. In Europe? No.

In that regard, your comparison matches perfectly!
#349 - dalemc (07/19/2012) [-]
Seriously again? This was front page like a week ago.
#134 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
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#660 - PimpSlapaho (07/19/2012) [-]
Louis should just stick to being a comedian. As for gay people. I don't care. What I dont like is when they have a parade marching down the street ass naked rubbing up on other dudes demanding respect. If two straight people did that they're looked down upon , two guys do it their brave?? dufuq
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#687 to #660 - breathor (07/19/2012) [-]
100% agree. Thumbs to you sir.
#197 - rza (07/19/2012) [-]
There's nothing wrong with homosexuality. It's natural. I mean, Dogs can be gay, Cats can be gay, But humans cannot? If you're going to ban homosexuality than you might as well kill 150 other species.
#5 - ragingbrony ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #233 to #5 - TheNewRavager (07/19/2012) [-]
I think she is on my top ten list of favorite old people.
#553 - thewasteland (07/19/2012) [-]
<-MFW Everyone bitching in this ******* thread.
User avatar #535 to #529 - seventyk (07/19/2012) [-]
Glad to see someone make an actual funny comment in this ********* of a comment section.
#536 to #535 - seventyk (07/19/2012) [-]
forgot this
User avatar #471 - finevegetable (07/19/2012) [-]
I hate it when people go:
"HUR DURR GAY MARRIAGE AND HOMOSEXUALITY ARE WRONG BUT I MASTURBADE TO LESBIAN PORN EVERYDAY"
Hypocrites. ******* hypocrites.
#616 to #471 - cruzslzr (07/19/2012) [-]
Personally, I don't find lesbian porn that attractive
I'd rather stick to guy on girl
2 girls kissing doesn't do a thing for me
#550 - moltrez (07/19/2012) [-]
How do you stop gay marriage ?

"Stop talking about it."-Luke Skywalker.
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#582 to #570 - moltrez (07/19/2012) [-]
dat boat.
#611 to #582 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
dat coat
#151 - saglob (07/19/2012) [-]
And then he said: "He's probably a faggot anyway."
#503 - cancerousiguana (07/19/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/atheism/This+man/BqxRGOd/   
   
I posted this during the wrong channel fad... damn.
funnyjunk.com/channel/atheism/This+man/BqxRGOd/

I posted this during the wrong channel fad... damn.
User avatar #507 to #503 - chewbama (07/19/2012) [-]
Probably didn't do well because it has nothing to do with atheism. Don't confuse liberalism with atheism.
User avatar #509 to #507 - cancerousiguana (07/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I figured 99% of arguments against gay marriage are founded in religion, so it fit. Plus, that channel was big at the time.
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User avatar #523 to #509 - chewbama (07/19/2012) [-]
True, though I would say 99% of anti gay arguments are fueled by stupidity, conformity, and homophobia, religion is just a cover.
User avatar #527 to #523 - chewbama (07/19/2012) [-]
Granted the conformity is encouraged by religion.
User avatar #329 - neutralgray (07/19/2012) [-]
As funny as this is... I've seen it hit frontpage again and again and again. I usually don't complain abut reposts but this one... it's been around a lot.
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#237 - zerogenocide **User deleted account** (07/19/2012) [-]
Seriously? another repost to the front page....
#633 - lulchux (07/19/2012) [-]
Let gays get married. they have just as much right to be unhappy like the rest of us.
User avatar #650 to #633 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2012) [-]
...was that carlin or chris rock?
User avatar #664 to #650 - basichaharemix (07/19/2012) [-]
possibly both I know Chris Rock said it. A few comedians have said something along these lines
#191 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
If your chief concern with any subject is the fear that you’re going to be asked a question by your own kid, you are an unfit parent and a ******* selfish person, to boot. Your child is curious, it deserves to know about the world, and your responsibility, as a parent, is to let your kid know about it, to prepare him or her for it, AND to let that child have all the facts with which to form its individual view of the world. To provide any less is to do your child a disservice.

Ironically, many conservative Christians think explaining a gay marriage is too complex, yet have no problem telling a child that an omniscient deity caused a virgin to give birth to a magical son who was also the deity so that he could grow up to be killed in order to exploit a loophole in a rule laid forth by the deity that could have been abolished if the deity so willed it but he didn’t for reasons unexplained, so instead gave birth to himself so he could trick people into killing him so that he didn’t have to kill the people he tricked into killing him.
#247 to #191 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
I couldn't have put that better myself
#196 to #191 - creosote (07/19/2012) [-]
That is a surprisingly good point.
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