Louis CK on Gay Marriage. . It docon' t have ANY on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it' s a social issue. Like when you see someo Louis CK on Gay Marriage It docon' t have ANY your life What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it' s a social issue Like when see someo
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Louis CK on Gay Marriage

It docon' t have ANY
on your life. What do you
care?! People try to talk
about it like it' s a social
issue. Like when you see
someone stand up on a talk
show and say "How am I
supposed to explain to my
child that two men are
getting married?"..,
f dunno, it' s your ****** kid,
you ******* tell lem. Why is
that anyone clse' s problem?
Two guys are in LOVE but
they cara get married he
cause YDU don' t want to
talk to your ugly child for
******* five minutes?
Louis CK.
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#423 - ichinova
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#40 - thechosentroll
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Regular and gay marrage is like bikini and underwear - basically the same thing, but if I go around town in my boxers, I'm probably going to get arrested.
#321 to #40 - gwegw
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#325 to #321 - thechosentroll
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#130 to #126 - thechosentroll
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Just because we both have the word "chosen" in our names doesn't mean we're connected. STOP REPLYING TO ALL MY COMMENTS!
#154 to #130 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#44 to #40 - ruebezahl
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In America? Yes. In Europe? No.

In that regard, your comparison matches perfectly!
#400 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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mfw reading the title
#460 to #400 - blbrian
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#471 - finevegetable
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I hate it when people go:
"HUR DURR GAY MARRIAGE AND HOMOSEXUALITY ARE WRONG BUT I MASTURBADE TO LESBIAN PORN EVERYDAY"
Hypocrites.******* hypocrites.
#616 to #471 - cruzslzr
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Personally, I don't find lesbian porn that attractive
I'd rather stick to guy on girl
2 girls kissing doesn't do a thing for me
#220 - iAmAWizard
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>Be Christian
>Be totally fine with gay people
>Everyone on FJ thinks I am a homophobic cultist
>Everyone on FJ thinks Bible Belt Americans/WBC represent modern Christians
>They don't

I SHIGGY DIGGY
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#2 - spearpwi ONLINE
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Gay partnership = fair enough. But marriage is a religious thing. I'm not even religious but I can see how it's a sacrilege to take what is supposed to be a special thing for a man and a woman and pervert it with homosexuality.
#54 to #2 - finni
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That opinion is shared by too many Europeans... Even in Secular countries...

I once talked to some people from Denmark on facebook about this and they said that they didn't think gays should get married in the Church because its against their Religion. Well Christianity also says that women shall remain silent in the community but the church still got women who are priests, don't it?
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#713 to #116 - finni
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three out of four of all Danish Priests are for marriage in the Church. How is it forcing then?

And Christianity is also against women working and having a say, but the Church allows women to be priests, doesn't it?
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#722 to #720 - finni
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The priests are allowed to not agree to wed someone. There's even straight couples that some priests won't wed. I think that "it's a part of their Religion" is a bad argument cause just because it stands in the Bible, which was written a long time ago, doesn't mean you have to keep it that way. A lot of Christians want gays to be able to get married in the Church and most Danish priests also want it so I don't see what's the problem
#714 to #713 - finni
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For gay marriage in the church*
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#6 to #4 - ragingbrony ONLINE
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I'm pretty sure that's what he meant by the partnership thing....

What he was talking about I believe is when you go to a church and get married there with a big wedding and such.
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#9 to #7 - ragingbrony ONLINE
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Umm...HI.

I'm not sure how all the legal stuff works, I just think that's what spear meant with his comment.
#382 to #4 - spearpwi ONLINE
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It might be a legally binding contract nowadays but that's only recent. The legalities of both marriage and civil partnership are near identical in most countries but in regards to the idea of holy matrimony and Christianity's obvious position on homosexuality, I think it is bloody stupid to start trying to force this kind of thing on a group that has been around for centuries. I'm sorry if you're gay and this offends you but you'll just have to deal with it.
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#504 to #502 - spearpwi ONLINE
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Taking into account the fact that plenty of other religions are against homosexuality as well and that Christianity is one of, if not the, most prominent religion in modern western society I'd say it makes plenty of sense that it dictates such things. It's just like saying you don't know why the USA is probably the most powerful country in the world even though it's barely 240 years old.
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#522 to #510 - spearpwi ONLINE
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You're still talking about a civil marriage you dumb ass. That's completely different to a church wedding.
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#537 to #534 - spearpwi ONLINE
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Nothing is wrong with gays getting a civil marriage. **** you are stupid.
#10 to #4 - blackrunner
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The christian marriage is for a man and a woman only.
You don't go to an AA meeting and demand to be a part of it unless you have a drinking problem, and why do gays even want to get married? I would never want to be a part of a relegion which stated that my feelings were unnatural and wrong.

And free healthcare and car insurance is not the right reasons to get married.
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#371 - anon
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Being homosexual is a ******* decease. ******* social activist and and everyone is "worth the same" people. That's my opinion, but it if somebody's opinion isn't politically correct people come with a *********. It has been a decease in physiatry forever untill the age of "EVERYONE IS EQUAL". **** equality. There has to be poor people and there has to be rich people. In the end I don't give a **** about homosexuals but if somebody asks me about homosexual and i say i dont like them, they have to ******* give me speeches about how terrible i am and ****. And don't ******* come here with it's normal being something we as human beings aren't supposed to do. Good luck giving birth as gay. We would have been extinct a long time ago if that **** was normal. ******* hipsters, equalists and social activists. Thumb be down bitches.
#432 to #371 - buttsecksyousay
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The era of homophobia has ended. A new era of equality has begun!
#481 to #371 - Mashgar
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u can come out of the closet anytime u want bro, just bring tom cruise with u and quit bitching dont like it? dgaf
#394 to #371 - anon
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i thumbed you up, I'm guessing by 2050 half the world will be full of gay people!
it's wrong in many ways, who ever is in favor of it are gay or had a crush on a guy!
nevertheless people should be against it, people who are against it are helping the world, the gay people just don't realize what they are doing.





What if birth control is out of hand and people choose homosexuality to prevent it? (what if.jpg)
#407 to #394 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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There are around seven BILLION people on the planet. I don't think that birth control and homosexuality are doing ANY damage to the population. In fact, I believe people who choose not to have kids HELP the world. Ever hear of overpopulation? Starvation? Limited resources? Your argument is as retarded as you are young and fat.
#428 to #407 - anon
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besides you can **** a girl in the ass, no birth, there are condoms too, if you don't know what i mean, go outside for a minute, see the sunlight and ask people

#422 to #407 - anon
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young and fat ? and brony? and gay with herpes? like you? in favor of gayness? no I'm not, overpopulation was bad when there was war and the countries didn't cooperate with each other, now it's better but when the war happens again you can marry ur husband, i won't say anything
#426 to #422 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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Nothing you just said makes sense...how old are you?

And don't make fun of Bronies
#431 to #426 - anon
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just as thought, you couldn't come up with anything wise so you are asking my age, well i don't tell gay people my age
even the dumbest person will understand what I'm pointing out, i guess you are not just in the list , you might be smart enough to understand but you are ignoring it because you are gay.


bitchslap''

End of conversation
#447 to #431 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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I'm bi, you idiot.What the hell is wrong with you, kid? Why all the ignorance and stupidity? You're comment didn't make logical sense. When the war happens again you can marry your husband? What war? Why will it happen again? There was no world war over population. The reason that I couldn't come up with a clever response was because there was nothing to respond to. Look, kid, go get yourself some semblance of education, think for yourself (don't revere your parents or friends opinions), and just wait until you're old enough to be hateful and stupid. Don't ruin yourself now...
#399 to #394 - Blasphemer
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Oh I'm sorry, you are aiming at the: ''What would happen if there was no more humans around to this world'' angle?

World wouldn't ******* mind at all. In fact, it wouldn't give half a ****.
#397 to #371 - anon
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Tell you what Mr. Socially Righteous, you learn to spell disease, take a little time to learn about biology and shut your god damn mouth for more than 5 minutes, maybe you'll learn something.
#495 to #371 - anon
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at least someone who isnt ******* retarded.
#391 to #371 - Greevon ONLINE
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#379 to #371 - fartextractor
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holy man here chill out anon
#433 to #371 - bateking
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I mean since you asked so nicely -1 for you faggot
#378 to #371 - sparkofinsanity
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English isn't your first language, is it?
#389 to #371 - Blasphemer
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Since I took time to read your pointless ********* I suggest you read my opinion as well.

Oh no? We should not be treated equally? Brave words from someone mid class or higher. You wouldn't be shouting that much if you were born in poverty and had no tool for shouting (PC). There must exist poor and rich? You are such a shallow and pitiful fool.

Who you choose to love is your ******* right and should be nobody's business but yours only. And I care not if someone want's to get married, it simply isn't my ******* business. You should really mind your own **** instead of stickin' your noose in everyone's asshole to check who they ****. You small minded prick.
#404 to #389 - anon
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dude whatever you said will ruin the balance if it happens, if there aren't poor people will you ask your mom to harvest stuff and grow trees of apples? farms? the technology is this advanced it's all because of fear, hitler used fear and killed his scientist to get advanced weapons, imagine if there was no war and peace in the world, would there have been computers jets planes around the world?
one more thing, how do you know brightness if you don't know darkness? is there anyway to know brightness? of course not, you have to know the opposite to discover something, we know light because of darkness, we know sky because of land, i know you are stupid because I'm smart.....

********* is coming, i can feel it
#583 to #404 - Blasphemer
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YOU IDIOT! Poor people do not exist because they are serving to keep rich alive!

Poor people exist cause of greed, laziness, useless waste of resources, etc.
Poor people exist because humans are in general, stupid. We can produce more then enough food, construction material and any other luxury to support every human being to it's fullest. But people are LAZY, lot of them don't wanna work, they just wait for mommy and daddy to feed them. They are GREEDY, they always need more and more, just one car per person isn't enough, house that is supposed to be just big enough isn't big enough. Eating sufficient amount of food isn't enough, they need more, always more.

You are proving just now that human stupidity can always reach yet another level.
#410 to #404 - anon
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no war, only peace in the world*
#384 to #371 - bigmanfifty
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homosexuality exists in almost every mammal and there is evidence of it existing in humans as long as we have records and certainly before hipsters.
#134 - worldofwarcraftdog
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#529 - fromthefuture
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#535 to #529 - seventyk
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Glad to see someone make an actual funny comment in this ********* of a comment section.
#536 to #535 - seventyk
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forgot this
#193 - creosote
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I'm sorry, I typically respect opposing views, but anyone who disagrees with this is a ******* bastard. And to all that think homosexuality is a choice, go and study ******* psychology. I'm sure you'll be just as ignorant even then, but hey, who knows.
I'm sorry, I typically respect opposing views, but anyone who disagrees with this is a ******* bastard. And to all that think homosexuality is a choice, go and study ******* psychology. I'm sure you'll be just as ignorant even then, but hey, who knows.
#200 to #193 - npfortytwo [OP]
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This is what I like to say to people who think homosexuality is a choice:
"Okay, when did you choose to be straight?"
#214 to #200 - creosote
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I've always wanted to say that to someone but never do. I mean, no one would ever choose to become part of a highly discriminated minority. Saying that someone would choose to be gay would be like someone choosing to be black before the Civil Rights Movement.
My analogy may be slightly off to some, but it's just how I think about it.
#212 to #200 - barpmeep
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i chose to be straight when i saw a big old pair of titties for the first time and thought "wow, just wow"
i chose to be straight when i saw a big old pair of titties for the first time and thought "wow, just wow"
#354 to #212 - anon
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you didn't choose to like them tho...you just did. you're a dumbass