Louis CK on Gay Marriage. fucking-standup. It docon' t have ANY on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it' s a social issue. Like whe
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Louis CK on Gay Marriage

fucking-standup

It docon' t have ANY
on your life. What do you
care?! People try to talk
about it like it' s a social
issue. Like when you see
someone stand up on a talk
show and say "How am I
supposed to explain to my
child that two men are
getting married?"..,
f dunno, it' s your shitty kid,
you fuckin' tell lem. Why is
that anyone clse' s problem?
Two guys are in LOVE but
they cara get married he
cause YDU don' t want to
talk to your ugly child for
fuckin' five minutes?
Louis CK.
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Submitted: 07/18/2012
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#423 - ichinova (07/19/2012) [-]
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#40 - thechosentroll (07/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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Regular and gay marrage is like bikini and underwear - basically the same thing, but if I go around town in my boxers, I'm probably going to get arrested.
#400 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw reading the title
User avatar #471 - finevegetable (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I hate it when people go:
"HUR DURR GAY MARRIAGE AND HOMOSEXUALITY ARE WRONG BUT I MASTURBADE TO LESBIAN PORN EVERYDAY"
Hypocrites.Fucking hypocrites.
#220 - iAmAWizard (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be Christian
>Be totally fine with gay people
>Everyone on FJ thinks I am a homophobic cultist
>Everyone on FJ thinks Bible Belt Americans/WBC represent modern Christians
>They don't

I SHIGGY DIGGY
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#87 to #78 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
I love him. Yes homo. What now?
I love him. Yes homo. What now?
User avatar #2 - spearpwi (07/19/2012) [+] (21 replies)
Gay partnership = fair enough. But marriage is a religious thing. I'm not even religious but I can see how it's a sacrilege to take what is supposed to be a special thing for a man and a woman and pervert it with homosexuality.
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#371 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [+] (21 replies)
Being homosexual is a fucking decease. Fucking social activist and and everyone is "worth the same" people. That's my opinion, but it if somebody's opinion isn't politically correct people come with a shitstorm. It has been a decease in physiatry forever untill the age of "EVERYONE IS EQUAL". Fuck equality. There has to be poor people and there has to be rich people. In the end I don't give a fuck about homosexuals but if somebody asks me about homosexual and i say i dont like them, they have to fucking give me speeches about how terrible i am and shit. And don't fucking come here with it's normal being something we as human beings aren't supposed to do. Good luck giving birth as gay. We would have been extinct a long time ago if that shit was normal. Fucking hipsters, equalists and social activists. Thumb be down bitches.
User avatar #384 to #371 - bigmanfifty (07/19/2012) [-]
homosexuality exists in almost every mammal and there is evidence of it existing in humans as long as we have records and certainly before hipsters.
#529 - fromthefuture (07/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#193 - creosote (07/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm sorry, I typically respect opposing views, but anyone who disagrees with this is a fucking bastard. And to all that think homosexuality is a choice, go and study fucking psychology. I'm sure you'll be just as ignorant even then, but hey, who knows.
I'm sorry, I typically respect opposing views, but anyone who disagrees with this is a fucking bastard. And to all that think homosexuality is a choice, go and study fucking psychology. I'm sure you'll be just as ignorant even then, but hey, who knows.
User avatar #15 - MegaAwesomeSauce (07/19/2012) [+] (23 replies)
Main problem is marriage is a christian tradition, and in the christian tradition, you can't have two men wed.

I support gay marriage, but marriage isn't a public service and was never intended to be, it was meant for two christians following the Christian tradition. You can disagree all you want, its a christian tradition, not a right to the public
#28 to #15 - ruebezahl (07/19/2012) [-]
Marriage is a Christian tradition? Wut??? Seriously: WUT???

Marriage was around long long long before christianity and there are many non-christian cultures with marriage traditions. Why do people keep believing this nonsense that marriage is something christian when it is so obviously incorrect? Muslims, buddhists and jews don't get married? Or do you believe they do it only to mimic christians, because that is just sooo cool?

I wonder, if christians read the story about Lot's wife in the Bible, do they scream "No! Lot could not have been married! It's a christian tradition, and she wasn't a christian (actually not even jewish)!" Or if they hear about Hera being Zeus' wife, Freya being Odr's wife, Hersilia being the wife of Romulus, etc. in mythologies that pre-date christianity, do they claim that all of these marriages were invalid in some way? When people watch movies like "300" where non-christians actually are married in a story that pre-dates christianity by 500 years, do they think that is some christian influence that was artificially inserted into the story???

Again: Christian tradition?? WUT???
#386 - spongebobtightpant (07/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#197 - rza (07/19/2012) [-]
There's nothing wrong with homosexuality. It's natural. I mean, Dogs can be gay, Cats can be gay, But humans cannot? If you're going to ban homosexuality than you might as well kill 150 other species.
#5 - ragingbrony (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#349 - dalemc (07/19/2012) [-]
Seriously again? This was front page like a week ago.
#191 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If your chief concern with any subject is the fear that you’re going to be asked a question by your own kid, you are an unfit parent and a fucking selfish person, to boot. Your child is curious, it deserves to know about the world, and your responsibility, as a parent, is to let your kid know about it, to prepare him or her for it, AND to let that child have all the facts with which to form its individual view of the world. To provide any less is to do your child a disservice.

Ironically, many conservative Christians think explaining a gay marriage is too complex, yet have no problem telling a child that an omniscient deity caused a virgin to give birth to a magical son who was also the deity so that he could grow up to be killed in order to exploit a loophole in a rule laid forth by the deity that could have been abolished if the deity so willed it but he didn’t for reasons unexplained, so instead gave birth to himself so he could trick people into killing him so that he didn’t have to kill the people he tricked into killing him.
User avatar #175 - MistaJesus (07/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
What the hell is this doing on fj?
#180 to #175 - karidagur (07/19/2012) [-]
being funny
being funny
#360 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [+] (36 replies)
Many of you people obviously have never even picked up and read a bible, have you ?????

You are all quite confused. And when you call yourselves "Christian" it really means nothing UNLESS your actively practicing BEING LIKE AND BELIEVING IN CHRIST !!!

The bible states very clearly ( clearly enough for even 9 year olds ), that MARRIAGE is between a MAN and a WOMAN ONLY. It wasn;t EVE & EVE, or ADAM & ADAM in the Garden of Eden now was it !!! The only reason LGBT's want a "Civil Union" ( Which is granted by the STATE, not a CHURCH, mind you ), is for tax breaks given to MAN & WOMEN couples who are "MARRIED". BTW, "Marriage" means bonded together BY GOD ( for Life ), in a CHURCH !!!! The reason people like myself get pissed-off when LGBT's want to get "Married" in a church, is because it's like slapping the face of GOD himself ( because your going against his rules )....and definately something you don't ever want to do. Read the story of SODDAM & GOMORRAH and you may understand why GOD does not like LGBT's...he doesn't hate the people, only their ACTIONS and POOR LIFESTYLE CHOICES. Like the Bible clearly says......."One day every knee shall bow" ( including yours ). If you do not accept GOD / JESUS into your life, and truly repent for your sinful ways, you'll be sent to hell......period. No Second Chances. :-(

"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death, their blood is upon them." — Leviticus 20:13
#390 to #360 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
>Implying the bible has any sort of relevancy anymore in matters like this.

Hope you don't have a tattoo, beard, or eat shell fish. Because those are also death sentences in the bible bro.

In short anon, chill the fuck out.
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