Weapon's Expert. A short documentary about the 99%... inb4 "does this look like the face of mercy" inb4 "no one was spared" inb4 "as soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting&q Weapons expert sharks
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - hillko
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inb4 "does this look like the face of mercy"
inb4 "no one was spared"
inb4 "as soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting"
inb4 "I will piss on everything you love"
There does that cover everything?
User avatar #18 to #3 - Crusader
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Ultimate pokerface
#37 to #3 - xuberpwnagex
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inb4 "This isn't even my final form" which will be thumbed down
User avatar #109 to #37 - wrpen
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inb4 "don't tell me what to do" gif
#117 to #109 - babyanalraper
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Don't tell me wha... Oh, wait
Don't tell me wha... Oh, wait
User avatar #162 to #117 - gzng
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Dat username
User avatar #364 to #162 - babyanalraper
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Rolled a pony...
User avatar #340 to #37 - ithinkimfunny
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I guess someone above you had a good idea :)
User avatar #362 to #3 - TRINDADE
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Missed "Some man just want to watch the world burn"
#206 to #3 - aliw
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Not even the children were spared.
#55 to #3 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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User avatar #4 to #3 - captainwow [OP]
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You forgot his drawing becoming dickbutt, but otherwise, nice job.
#230 to #3 - arcademachine
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Not quite.
User avatar #53 to #3 - christopherdolan
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"their screams only fueled my erection"
#40 to #3 - invasor
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#5 - xxrachelbabyxx
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Slenderman, what are you doing making weapons?!

Seriously those eyes are so small I thought my monitor was dirty.
User avatar #25 to #5 - unholycapsicum
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The dirt on my monitor actually gave him a face.

I think i need to clean my screen...
#33 - harshy
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those sharks r phonies
big fat phonies
#78 - fantomen
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During WWII the Americans created a bomb filled with thousands of bats with firebombs strapped to them. When the bomb was dropped it would be slowed with a parachute and open up. The bats within would wake up from hibernation, and fly away.
The bats would then fly into the Japanese houses and hide. That's when the time fuses on their firebombs would trigger, setting entire cities on fire. They tested it on a mock town in the Nevada desert, and it worked flawlessly. But it never saw use in war, as it was made obsolete later that year by the atomic bomb.
#81 to #78 - anon id: 0fa0d298
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Actually It didn't work flawlessly, the prevailing wind blew the bats towards the observers.

QI did a segment about it. google that.

User avatar #210 to #78 - aooc
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I think that i saw this in History Channel. The experiment went horribly wrong, the bats burned the whole base.
User avatar #261 to #210 - fantomen
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yeah, the bomb worked fine. But some dumb ass accidentally released a bunch of bomb-strapped bats, and they burned down their own base.
#79 to #78 - whysoseriouss
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#85 to #79 - fantomen
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Yeah, they experimented with pigeon-guided missiles too, they worked well, but they were just too weird too be accepted by the military. This was called project ORCON.
User avatar #98 to #78 - hazardousfool
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AKA Headcrab Cannister.
#171 - Zhuan
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**Zhuan rolls 81**
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#211 to #204 - Zhuan
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Why yes I do commend the person who happened to have an idea before me, and that the first two are not mine. But i would like to point out that i've received a signifacantly less amount of thumbs that them and that reflects this. Thank you for pointing out a source that I did not know of. I don't find myself browsing content much and I made an exception due to my new pictures and how I wanted to test them. Thumb fo' you.
#172 to #171 - Zhuan
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#173 to #172 - Zhuan
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#174 to #173 - Zhuan
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**Zhuan rolls 10**
#175 to #174 - Zhuan
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Just made these and I wanted to use them.
User avatar #222 to #175 - retardfridge
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**retardfridge rolls 68**
User avatar #176 to #175 - arsyro
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**arsyro rolls 81**
User avatar #177 to #176 - Zhuan
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Does that count? (With my First Roll?)
User avatar #178 to #177 - arsyro
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**arsyro rolls 07** I do not know, lemme try again!
User avatar #200 to #175 - stratosrider
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**stratosrider rolls 12**
#187 to #175 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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User avatar #43 - damandan
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id put wasp in them.



**** wasps
#44 to #43 - wrathlos
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You're a ******* monster...
#303 - flyingdragon
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**flyingdragon rolled a random image posted in comment #401 at Christian Rock ** mfw
#328 to #303 - anon id: 0b60b6a6
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enlarge
#308 to #303 - kmutbutt
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This, I like this.
#314 to #303 - itrinx
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**itrinx rolled a random image posted in comment #7277311 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw
#311 to #303 - dalemc
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**dalemc rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at Post Script ** mfw
#94 - rambearclaw
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What are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you?!
#102 to #94 - asaltmint
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I have a better idea release the robotic Richard Simmons
#103 to #102 - asaltmint
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HAHA
#104 to #103 - rambearclaw
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Smithers it's out of control!
Smithers it's out of control!
#105 to #104 - asaltmint
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his ass is gonna blow!
his ass is gonna blow!
#116 to #105 - rambearclaw
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User avatar #330 - RoyalNightmare
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Hopefully you're the same guy who made/uploaded this the other 3 times I've seen it. Otherwise, you're a cunt for claiming this as OC, and having the gall to put it in a channel named as such.
User avatar #341 to #330 - captainwow [OP]
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I am, though no one seems to believe me.
User avatar #351 to #341 - RoyalNightmare
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If you're telling the truth, and you're saying that this is in no way anyone's work other than yours, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. But God help you if you're lying. Remember iMagnet? That ****** claimed OC on blatant reposts, and became vilified in the FJ community.

If this really is yours, then good job; I genuinely enjoyed this comic.
User avatar #353 to #351 - captainwow [OP]
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It's mine, I have these comics on my channel, and on the website Procrastinational. I'll be making new comics soon, so hopefully no one calls repost on those. I've had brand new comics that people shouted repost on, for no reason.
#320 - KevinPutt
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#322 to #321 - KevinPutt
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