So true.... I'd chill on an island or boat with survivors. Dumbass zombies can't swim... survive on fish and what not. Build a huge ass base... Yeah... sounds g
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So true...

I'd chill on an island or boat with survivors. Dumbass zombies can't swim... survive on fish and what not. Build a huge ass base... Yeah... sounds good...

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#2 - pitulin (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
at least a zombie apocalypse isint the end of the world
User avatar #16 - User (07/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i survive 5-7 hours a night without electricity
User avatar #56 - Galante (07/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
That is illogical. If were prepared for a zombie apocalypse, we would be prepared for hours and hours without electricity because without people, there is no one to run the power plants that give us our energy. Thus, the information above is false.
#66 to #65 - wakaflokoflame (07/18/2012) [-]
Damn, why didn't I think of "anonymous"
Damn, why didn't I think of "anonymous"
User avatar #128 - shadowhorn (07/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
it seems as though if there was a zombie apocalypse, there would be more than an hour without electricity.
#35 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
How deluded are you people? You would all be dead within a day.
User avatar #40 to #38 - Collision (07/18/2012) [-]
Well you failed the challenge so....
#160 - parasiticpsycho (07/18/2012) [-]
i really dont want there to ever be a zombie apocalypse


i really dont want there to ever be a zombie apocalypse
User avatar #96 - darthblam (07/18/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Well yeah, because the real world has something every zombie story ever seems to lack.
A functioning military force.
User avatar #159 - scarletspider (07/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
The 3 basic needs for survival are:
Shelter
Food
Water


In a zombie apocalypse, I would head for an offshore oil carrier.
SHELTER: Even if the zombies could manage to swim, they wouldn't be able to climb the legs of the oil rig after I remove all the staircases/ladders 'n **** .
FOOD: They are stocked with enough food and water to last 100 people for almost 3 months, due to hurricanes 'n **** . You could also grow crops on the deck, and fish for more eatin.
WATER: You are surrounded by an ocean of water, which you can desalinize through evaporation on the deck of the carrier as well.

However, the most appealing aspect of the offshore oil drilling rig is by far the ability to drill oil for a virtually infinite supply of electricity. ENTERTAINMENT.
#108 - creighton (07/18/2012) [-]
Implying that the power would stay on forever in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Implying that the power would stay on forever in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
#155 - jeej ONLINE (07/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Haven't read the comments so I don't know if someone has said this before, but;

About desc, sure, what if they can't swim, but hey. They can't die, so they might as well just walk on the bottom of the ocean until they find an island with survivors?
User avatar #150 - severepwner (07/18/2012) [-]
We keep saying we are because of what we've experience in videogames. But then we have to realize that most of us are horribly out of shape, have limited knowledge in varieties of firearms, have no beneficial talents besides efficiently operating an internet. At least I assume most of us don't have helpful talents. We also have little survival skills when it comes to things like farming, cleaning firearms, preparing exotic foods. Our experience in videogames gives us many freedoms. Like having an easy reload, every time. Never having to clean a weapon. Having enough exercise and body strength to stand a chance. Do odd tactics deemed impossible in real life.
We don't really think about these things do we?
User avatar #14 - tenminutevision (07/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Guys, please put 5 seconds of thought into this.


Zombies can't swim, but water is nothing to them. They don't breathe, so they can go into the water with ease and feel no restrictions. Water is nothing, and if you get a light zombie, that ****** will float and thrash about, eventually making some progress.

I don't know why people think zombies can't swim. It's not like they'd drown or anything.
#118 - bipolarfurry (07/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
get a huge ship and solar panels and live in the middle of the Atlantic for the rest of your life. problem solved
get a huge ship and solar panels and live in the middle of the Atlantic for the rest of your life. problem solved
#94 - icanteven (07/18/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Is there non-electric power?
#116 to #94 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
Gas power
Physical power
Mental power?
Fire power
Political power
Super natural abilities (Superpowers)
User avatar #69 - trollchildxy (07/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Yet theoretically we will lose most electric production facilities should a zombie apocalypse arrive?
User avatar #39 - justtoobasic (07/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
hour without electricity?
acoustic guitar
problem solved
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#30 - Aleafe (07/18/2012) [-]
One time we had an icestorm where a bunch of trees fell on the power lines. My neighborhood is at the edge of the town so we got our power last. MFW i have a generator so i was playing xbox when my neighbors were playig chess
One time we had an icestorm where a bunch of trees fell on the power lines. My neighborhood is at the edge of the town so we got our power last. MFW i have a generator so i was playing xbox when my neighbors were playig chess
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