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50 shades of bullshit. Girlfriend tryed to convince me it wasnt porn. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Hangin out. the ether night, reading" ene my playboys itll Girlfri

Girlfriend tryed to convince me it wasnt porn. Stupid, stupid, stupid

Hangin out. the ether night,
reading" ene my playboys
itll
Girlfriend walks in,
Why the hell yeu leek at. that shit,
your such a pervert"
As shes saying this, she pulls
out. 50 Shades Grey. , which is, if u
dent knew, a pern navel fer wemen]
Se i say " well what the hell yeu call
that heck; thats pern"
Its net , its a Love
stery eheut a guy whe pays a girl
became his sex slave, and they
have wild, twisted sex. Then they fall in
Love. Its very "
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #20 - MakiChan
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(07/17/2012) [-]
she assumes that becasue its in a elegant book form its therefore not porn. i tried to read some of it to see the big deal.....i think ive found something written worse then twilight....and i only managed to get by 1/4 of the first book.
User avatar #28 to #20 - machinaeprime
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(07/17/2012) [-]
Its originally twilight fan fiction, thats what the author wrote it for. When it was going to be published all she did was take out the sparkle vampire stuff and changed the names.
User avatar #33 to #28 - zurek
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(07/17/2012) [-]
I don't know why he is being thumbed down, he is 100% correct.
User avatar #75 to #28 - MakiChan
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(07/18/2012) [-]
i like to read books and well when something goes all nuts and popular i try to read it to see what the big deal is. both twilight and shades i hardly got through a quarter of it before the bad writting gave me a headache.
#165 to #75 - hookydoo
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(07/18/2012) [-]
dude, read this series. its ******* sex on go-karts in a car chase through a volcano!
The movie did not do these books any justice at all. each book I've read so far has been one big blood bath where everyone dies except john carter.

<pic semi related, its the cover of the last book
#18 - finishhimlarry
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(07/17/2012) [-]
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In all fairness, Why are you still reading playboys?
#22 to #18 - deantaylor
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(07/17/2012) [-]
got a good point.
#70 to #18 - chaosbob
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(07/18/2012) [-]
Because of Sara Jean Underwood damnit
#164 to #70 - anon id: 968f1ed5
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**** yea
User avatar #61 - RedScout
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(07/18/2012) [-]
I'd like to see a sequel named 50 Shades of Sasha Grey
#145 to #61 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account**
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#134 - jjohnsonncc
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(07/18/2012) [-]
>Sex in a magazine, porno
>Sex in a book, romance story
#150 to #134 - saxophan
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(07/18/2012) [-]
Sorry, I just wanted to post this cause it makes me snicker every time. It's not really related.
#127 - eternalcorn
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(07/18/2012) [-]
mfw I see 50 shades of grey on my grandma's endtable
mfw I see 50 shades of grey on my grandma's endtable
#162 to #127 - anon id: cbdb11e5
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(07/18/2012) [-]
MFW i find it in my mom bathroom...next to the tub...kill mee
User avatar #136 to #127 - bulbakip
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(07/18/2012) [-]
That makes me moist.jpg (somebody else can post the pic, im lazy as ****)
User avatar #139 to #136 - DoctorDinosaur
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(07/18/2012) [-]
Normally I would be the guy to post it, but I don't want to look for the gif.
#90 - dassnasty
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#140 - Sunset
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#142 to #140 - anon id: 475a8fc9
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(07/18/2012) [-]
to make this guy feel better im not going to look it up....despite the fact i dont care for reading
User avatar #120 - MadCapper
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(07/18/2012) [-]
You know I've had this explained to me by a very credible source, My mother. That the reason girls will read smutty novels instead of watching porn is because they can imagine everything they way they please instead of watching a bald, chicken legged, badly tattooed, floppy tallywhacker'd, nitwit drilling screaming banshee whores...
Just saying...
Although I read the first book and thought it was horrible, much better smut with a plot to be had out there.
User avatar #159 to #120 - ninjaspartan
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(07/18/2012) [-]
That's a pretty reasonable explanation. Why don't women just say that instead of telling us ******** like its romantic? Women logic.
#144 to #120 - nycdood
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(07/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #116 - Crusader
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(07/18/2012) [-]
Of course they fall in love
She lets him **** her whenever he wants
And he pays her
It's the perfect relationship
#8 - rummler
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(07/17/2012) [-]
sounds like a repost of this movie
#9 to #8 - lollocaust
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**lollocaust rolled a random image posted in comment #7183428 at FJ Pony Thread ** aren't all love films a repost of each other they all suck