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Apple

Ilike haw a ', r can release a new and it' s net
were special, but Apple can release a different coler, er the same
with Mill"" new feature, and en-' erw, will **** in
acting like it' s the best thing since sliced bread.
lall 'Ill E Tam, like this.
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#202 - caesarflickerman (07/17/2012) [-]
You mean the best thing since CANNED bread.
#37 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Breaking News: Apple announces new sliced bread called the iBread. For only $99.99 + $60 a month (2 years with Verizon or AT&T) it can be yours.

No contract version costs $299.99



+ $100 for white
#65 to #37 - nggamer (07/17/2012) [-]
dont forget this bad boy, mine came in last week! its the quenchiest :D
User avatar #67 to #65 - ikinkajou (07/17/2012) [-]
Literally twice as many Hydrogen than Oxygen atoms

Oh, god, my ribs.
#39 to #37 - AnonymousDonor (07/17/2012) [-]
awesome.
i cant even laugh yet because my brain is still trying to process that post
you sir win my internetz for the day
User avatar #44 to #39 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Also thanks man :D
User avatar #42 to #39 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Should I post this as OC or is it only funny in the context?
User avatar #130 to #42 - teoferrazzi (07/17/2012) [-]
it can definitely work as OC
#45 to #42 - AnonymousDonor (07/17/2012) [-]
id say it was the context

i mean some people would probably get the joke anyway, but most internet users wouldnt
User avatar #46 to #45 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Yup, just what I thought
#334 to #39 - Rascal (07/18/2012) [-]
shut the **** up asshold
#212 - ghostoftrolling (07/17/2012) [-]
**ghostoftrolling rolled a random image posted in comment #7037934 at FJ Pony Thread ** 			*******		 apples.
**ghostoftrolling rolled a random image posted in comment #7037934 at FJ Pony Thread ** ******* apples.
User avatar #219 to #212 - penistar (07/17/2012) [-]
**** yeah Ganta

Sweet roll by the way.
User avatar #274 - justtoobasic (07/18/2012) [-]
sometimes i sit awake at night and wonder, "just how big is Morgan Freeman's cock?"

well, i'm just gonna let that thought possess you for a little while
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#299 to #274 - BigKahuna (07/18/2012) [-]
**BigKahuna rolled a random image posted in comment #7123098 at FJ Pony Thread ** this big
#276 to #274 - Rascal (07/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6848711 at FJ Pony Thread ** Mfw morgan freeman's cock...
User avatar #300 to #274 - lilmoka (07/18/2012) [-]
It has to be big...I mean he's black ._.
#316 to #274 - commonatrix (07/18/2012) [-]
No one knows he's never had to use it. Women just climax when he speaks
#290 to #274 - Visual ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
#281 to #274 - walkingdisaster (07/18/2012) [-]
Titty Sprinkles.
Titty Sprinkles.
User avatar #214 - Danzig (07/17/2012) [-]
NOTHING is better than sliced bread. Don't even try comparing it to Apple.
User avatar #217 to #214 - midnightcity ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
what about a sliced apple?
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User avatar #196 to #186 - toosexyforyou (07/17/2012) [-]
LMFAO EVERYTHING WE'VE LEARNED HAS COME DOWN TO THIS HAH
#239 - qballextraction (07/18/2012) [-]
First thing I though of.
#252 to #239 - buttholee (07/18/2012) [-]
first thing I thought of
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#312 - dutchy (07/18/2012) [-]
Shear joy
#118 - gwankwo (07/17/2012) [-]
Muhaha
Muhahahaha
Muhahahahahaa!
User avatar #3 - peanutbuttahjellah (07/17/2012) [-]
But... what if I never even liked sliced bread?
User avatar #350 to #3 - hazardpay (07/18/2012) [-]
without sliced bread there would be no buttered toast and with no buttered toast i wouldn't even be on this computer because i wouldn't have any power generator
User avatar #4 to #3 - shadowsasuke (07/17/2012) [-]
Without sliced bread, there's no sandwiches.
User avatar #17 to #4 - rfigg (07/17/2012) [-]
NO.

Without sliced bread there is only really, really big sandwiches.
User avatar #105 to #17 - XxXRoxasXxX (07/17/2012) [-]
I want to try this now...
#288 to #17 - Rascal (07/18/2012) [-]
its like a cow with a cracker on either side

can i get you anything else?
yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!
#310 to #288 - Rascal (07/18/2012) [-]
Hedberg <3
User avatar #5 to #4 - joper (07/17/2012) [-]
without sandwiches there would be no bacon sandwiches!
#12 to #4 - Rascal (07/17/2012) [-]
just get two loaves of bread and stick 'em together
#47 to #4 - Rascal (07/17/2012) [-]
No, without sliced bread there would be no women to make our sandwiches
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User avatar #270 to #4 - treehuggerkiller (07/18/2012) [-]
and no sandwiches means that there is no one to make sandwiches ... IS THAT THE KIND OF WORLD YOU WANT TO LIVE IN? NO SANDWICHMAKERS/WOMEN??
#227 - goonmcnasty (07/18/2012) [-]
Personally i'd pay the extra for the new Green version.
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#51 to #49 - Rascal (07/17/2012) [-]
I believe that your logic is flawed. There is another pedal under his head.

You lose.
#57 to #51 - hobohome (07/17/2012) [-]
Please shut the **** up, anon. Your fathers never loved you.
#96 to #57 - Rascal (07/17/2012) [-]
woah dude, thats actually true to some
#58 to #51 - Rascal (07/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #208 - drainbamage ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
There was a study on iPhone users that proved that 90% of them were literally in love with the product.

I can't get over how annoying they are.

Droid > iPhone
User avatar #215 to #208 - defender (07/17/2012) [-]
sad thing is they are coming out with a new iphone near the end of the year
User avatar #228 to #215 - pwnfrnzy (07/18/2012) [-]
And people line up and camp outside stores to buy it on release day and call the older one that is just a year old " ****** " and "ugly" but in reality all they did was make it a different color.
#33 - tehlulzbringer (07/17/2012) [-]
Apple fans' faces when a new product is released
Apple fans' faces when a new product is released
User avatar #14 - theresetbutton (07/17/2012) [-]
Apple always holds out on features on a product just so they can release it the next year and charge more for it.
#305 to #302 - Rascal (07/18/2012) [-]
Windows 8? Sure take my money. Hopefully it will be better than vista!
User avatar #306 to #305 - konradkurze (07/18/2012) [-]
hel i still with normal windows

my flatmate bought the update stuff and it had a few new shiny things but also ****** a few things
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