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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#55 - norwegianlolz
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#74 to #55 - techketzer
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#136 to #74 - cloudface
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i don't why get the red thumbs ...
i don't why get the red thumbs ...
User avatar #864 to #136 - techketzer
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Me neither. But I'm beyond wondering about anything on this ******* site.
#234 to #136 - anon id: bc39558a
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Funnyjunk ~~> no logic.
User avatar #458 to #234 - Lilmanjak
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okay, that's dumb, the picture is thumbed up, but the people who say that they like it are thumbed down?
#431 to #55 - admiralen
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#279 to #55 - captaincabinet **User deleted account**
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#63 to #55 - thechosentroll
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#111 to #55 - padorak
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The bible is not proof that god exists. It is used as a guide for faith.
The bible is not proof that god exists. It is used as a guide for faith.
#69 to #55 - afuckinmazing
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Wow that's so original. It's not like I've ever seen that post before on anything dealing with religion. Give the medal to this guy for most original comment ever.
User avatar #513 to #69 - thephantur
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Funny seeing as the content is a repost too. Neither are original.
#87 - roliga
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Even if you're an atheist you can take things from the Bible and use them. Even if you don't believe in it, it has a great set of moral values
#92 to #87 - anon id: 8a741af4
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You're right I had shrimp last night, and I am wearing a cotton/poly blend

I AM AN ABOMINATION.

The bible has some positive things like parables and things but nothing that you can't learn by treating other people how you want them to treat you.

There is also like dragons...
User avatar #128 to #92 - xak
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i we do why do we still kill each other?
#98 to #92 - anon id: 8a741af4
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What about this is wrong, or just butthurt christians?
#520 to #98 - anon id: 40d046b9
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Butthurt religifags will thumb anything down that threatens their 'beliefs'.
#346 to #87 - anon id: 55934be2
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Except from the genocide and stuff, yeah
#495 to #87 - amontoyou
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For example: Stay in the kitchen bitch.
#515 to #87 - anon id: 40d046b9
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Like killing people who wear two types of fabric?
User avatar #527 to #87 - Ironicide
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Jesus befriended a prostitute, im down with that...
User avatar #102 to #87 - shadesofbacon
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I'm pretty sure most of us know how to act right and wrong withou a book telling us how.
User avatar #124 to #102 - jellyballs
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obviously not...
User avatar #130 to #124 - shadesofbacon
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So what you think showing a mass murder a bible will make him good? No he knows what is right and wrong just like all of us he just chooses to do wrong.
User avatar #131 to #130 - jellyballs
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you also obviously cant use extreme situations and use them as an example of how everyone will act... Its an obvious logical fallacy and the fact that you're introducing it here makes me question if you are trying to debate the point or simply attack Christians maliciously...
User avatar #178 to #131 - shadesofbacon
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It could be applied top any situation, would a high school bully take notice of the bibles teachings and start being a good guy? I was simply using murder as an example, pretty much any situation could be used.
User avatar #181 to #87 - serotonin
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New testament is ok....but there is that part when Jesus refused to help sick child becouse it wasnt a Jew . Something like :`` You dont feed dogs while your children are still hungry`` It ended well but still...
User avatar #106 to #87 - thebadasscat
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i like the parts about rape, and slavery
#117 to #106 - anon id: d6a1adff
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old testament bro, old testament.
User avatar #573 to #117 - disiprine
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LOL NEWTESTAMENTFAG lmfao the new doesn't cancel out the old you ass hat. and that just shows how weak your religion is, bending at the knees of societies morals.
User avatar #853 to #573 - thebadasscat
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> Not religious
User avatar #854 to #853 - disiprine
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Then why comment?
User avatar #856 to #854 - thebadasscat
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Cus' it makes my pee-pee feel happy.
#857 to #856 - disiprine
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#123 to #117 - anon id: 27df8f59
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Slavery is in the new testament too.
#250 to #123 - anon id: 024acfe2
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Early society NEEDED slavery. We wouldn't have survived as a species without it in the beginning.
User avatar #718 to #250 - wiljones
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do you have any idea how stupid that sounds
#116 to #106 - anon id: 20acebfb
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You are one seriously pessimistic asshole. This guy is just trying to have everyone get along.
User avatar #747 to #116 - cantpickusername
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But....this is the internet...
User avatar #855 to #116 - thebadasscat
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Your the asshole for shunning me for my beliefs! ALL THE SLAVE MESSIAH RAPETOR JESUS!
User avatar #145 to #106 - roliga
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Yes but remember back in that time slavery was much more accepted than now. As for rape and slavery well... Yea I don't really have much for that
User avatar #155 to #87 - Lawlor
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uuuh... kind of.

I will agree that a LOT of the bible teaches some damn good morals.
But there's some things in there that are quite sexist, and also, especially in the old testament... there's some pretty twisted stories in there.

#806 to #155 - anon id: 93ecf0cb
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the book of proverbs doesn't talk about god at all. It is made up of parables and proverbs that were meant to instruct in the proper way to live, regardless if you were Jewish or not.
User avatar #208 to #87 - finni
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Except if you misquote them... Like a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of atheists do.
User avatar #105 to #87 - walhor
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Agreed. I'm a atheist. I don't belive in him but i find the bibble itself a good tool to learn some ways of living and is a good provider for someone who feels they have a hopeless life.
User avatar #237 to #87 - glasgowrangers
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You are right.

I don't allow any women to have authority over me.

The bible really is great
User avatar #843 to #237 - scooterpony
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As soon as I read his comment I just knew an idiot like you would show up.
Laws like that are all in the Old Testament, do you know what the word testament means? Old Testament laws were given for Israel and people before the New Testament.
User avatar #858 to #843 - glasgowrangers
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still the word of God written for people
#89 to #87 - jbkubel
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This... This is what needs to get to the frontpage!
#407 - bobsagetissocool
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#493 to #407 - purealterego
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hahahah lol pissing my self with laughter :'D









i'm christian
User avatar #719 to #407 - bobodevetjedan
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I don't know why i laughed at this
#433 to #407 - conagheraxe
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That gets me every time.
That gets me every time.
#101 - mistahlegend
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More like this.
#129 to #101 - anon id: 532d7a57
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annnd its gone
#363 to #101 - Mojake
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Comment Picture
#194 - teamrocketninja
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A post that actually portrays religion in a positive manner?! I applaud OP for this. Im an agnostic, but I find this rather refreshing to see.
A post that actually portrays religion in a positive manner?! I applaud OP for this. Im an agnostic, but I find this rather refreshing to see.
User avatar #874 to #194 - anonymouzx [OP]
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Thank you. I'm atheist, but I still like the picture.
#1 - bigrog
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how awesome would it be if something that was actually in support of god made it to the front page
#88 to #1 - anon id: 8a741af4
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No. No it wouldn't, especially when it doesn't follow the religious idea that god is omnipotent. Why would I want to worship a god that can create everything but cant block all the rocks he created?
User avatar #2 to #1 - qwacktastick
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Very awesome, I'm tired of all the atheist ******** everywhere
User avatar #7 to #2 - whatugawkinat
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Really? Rather than wishing both types of posts would stop flooding FJ, you support ones that agree with your belief and not anothers?
User avatar #8 to #7 - qwacktastick
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You make a good point.

I change my vote
User avatar #156 to #8 - Lawlor
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Wow.
That was amazing.

I was expecting a fight.

Kudos, to you both.
#9 to #7 - bigrog
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thing is both types arent flooding fj, just one, i think this is a good change of pace
User avatar #10 to #9 - whatugawkinat
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For the past week or so, there has been countless atheist/religion posts. People just don't understand that those two thing can't get along.
#90 to #9 - anon id: 8a741af4
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that's because one is right the other is a 2000 year old story that people pick and chose from written by many many people, you wouldn't trust a 2000 year old medical journal.
User avatar #823 to #7 - IncarceratedNinja
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This is the first positive religious post I've ever seen...dont know what site you're going on
User avatar #826 to #823 - whatugawkinat
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How is this positive? It blatantly shows the way people tend to react towards life.
Christian POV: Person bitching about life regardless of what their god has done.
Non Christian POV: Person bitching about life regardless of what their god has done.
It's sad regardless of your beliefs.
#837 to #826 - IncarceratedNinja
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whatever dude
whatever dude
User avatar #844 to #837 - whatugawkinat
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It can still be somewhat positive in the fact that god is doing what he can to protect him, but it's shows more on how ****** up and painfully true we react to simple ****.
User avatar #845 to #844 - IncarceratedNinja
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Reminds me of what my dad says, people never get enough, once you give them something they expect more and more, so true
User avatar #11 to #1 - anonymouzx [OP]
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This is the oldest thing I remember from funnyjunk which was almost 2 years ago. It was in the number one spot with a 1 thousand thumbs which was a lot back then.
User avatar #26 to #11 - dogwars
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That ******* thumb inflation!

Back in my day, gas only used to cost 95 thumbs...
#497 - purealterego
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no one arguing about on athiests and christians??

WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY :D
#507 to #497 - freespeech
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#508 to #507 - purealterego
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AND THERE IT GOES....
AND THERE IT GOES....
#542 to #508 - anon id: c3e53145
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lrn2irony
User avatar #553 to #507 - cubanwhiteman
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Jesus existed. His miracles, and the existance of god is what's at question, not jesus himself.
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#558 to #555 - cubanwhiteman
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Oh... yeah, I knew that... duh, who didn't....


This is exactly the type of ******** I have to put up with on A DAY-TO-DAY BASIS.
#564 to #558 - freespeech
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#567 to #564 - cubanwhiteman
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#510 to #507 - anon id: 5e68b05e
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Shut up you ******* athiest. I hope you burn in hell!
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User avatar #525 to #497 - gidmp
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Maybe you should not say that...
#528 to #525 - purealterego
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i guess i'll un-say it :D
#397 - kez
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#402 to #397 - anonymouzx [OP]
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haha
#405 to #397 - kez
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All powerful but couldn't stop all of them?

He did that on purpose.

Fixed*
#883 to #405 - jesteranon
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Enjoy.
Enjoy.
User avatar #490 to #405 - nuketowns
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Made me laugh more than the entire front page today.

Thumb for you, good sir!
#110 - ssjxjake
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wait what , something that says god is real ... on funny junk , why do my eyes betray me
wait what , something that says god is real ... on funny junk , why do my eyes betray me
#121 to #110 - anon id: 63e21ee1
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lol bubbles
#24 - ragingbrony
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It's about time he started paying us back after that night at Olive Garden!
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