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Sean Connery

FROM THE DESK BF SEAN
December 11, 1993
Stephen It Jobs
do Apple Computers
1 Infinite Loop
Mr. Jobs:
I will any this one more time. You do understand English. don' t
your I do not sell my soul far apple or any other company. I have
no interest in "changing the world.“ as you suggest. You have
nothing that I need. or want. You are a ocmputer salesman - I am
manna Janna BONE
I nan think of no quitcher may to destroy my omen than to appear
in one of your was Auberta. Please do not mutant me again.
Best.
Sean Conn
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#42 - ndiliciousa (07/17/2012) [-]
A man chooses, a slave obeys.
User avatar #100 to #42 - isexcats (07/17/2012) [-]
What if you choose to obey?
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#33 to #11 - reespawn (07/17/2012) [-]
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#59 to #11 - nuggetry (07/17/2012) [-]
i guess you could say that you have the "Goldfinger"
#50 to #11 - ClicheUsername (07/17/2012) [-]
Its amazing how much easier it was to read that in his voice when it was typed like that.
#43 to #11 - coolfool (07/17/2012) [-]
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
#51 to #11 - biggieboy (07/17/2012) [-]
well, see you on front page with highest comment
#54 to #11 - Lambda (07/17/2012) [-]
Sean Connery's keyboard.
#21 to #11 - hyperbear (07/16/2012) [-]
bravo good sir, bravo
bravo good sir, bravo
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#97 to #63 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
I'll Take Swords for 1000

Mr. Connery that is S Words, Not Swords.

WHAT IS A SABER?!
User avatar #111 to #63 - doesnotcompute (07/17/2012) [-]
It took me ten minutes to figure out it was "An Album Cover"...

I feel just plain silly, now.
User avatar #67 to #63 - rosietheamazon (07/17/2012) [-]
mr. connery, what does a dog say?
-moo.
User avatar #68 to #67 - philliyoMLB (07/17/2012) [-]
"Well that's what your mother said last night"
#84 to #70 - orbweaverkumo (07/17/2012) [-]
Buck Futter!
User avatar #80 to #63 - sharknik (07/17/2012) [-]
A duck walksh into a bar, and I forget the resht of the joke but your mother'sh a whore.
User avatar #93 to #80 - predominance (07/17/2012) [-]
"Thatsh how I scored with your mother lasht night!"
#52 - colehaffner (07/17/2012) [-]
shell my shole for apple
#24 - weaselandahalf (07/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4 - natedizzie (07/16/2012) [-]
I feel that he would not say that he is " ******* james bond" when he has done so many other roles, also dont think he would cuss
User avatar #7 to #4 - DoggyBouncer (07/16/2012) [-]
Yes, Sean Connery would cuss.
User avatar #28 - truemox (07/16/2012) [-]
note the date....
#23 - illutvar (07/16/2012) [-]
that is Sir Thomas Sean Connery to you!
User avatar #35 to #23 - commontroll (07/17/2012) [-]
Awwww yeah... another person named Thomas.
#44 - patpatty (07/17/2012) [-]
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#116 - spycheckingpyro (07/17/2012) [-]
i don't care if this is fake.
Sean Connery is still a legendary bad ass
#88 - BunnyStew (07/17/2012) [-]
I personally think that the fact that he used a type writer to create that letter is classy as **** . Pierce Brosnan will always be my favorite 007, though,
#110 to #88 - kazakazi (07/17/2012) [-]
**** yeah! Pierce Brosnan was my favorite Bond too. I like all the bonds, but Brosnan was my generation Bond. :D
#89 to #88 - BunnyStew (07/17/2012) [-]
Didn't realize it was sent in 1998...STILL CLASSY THOUGH
Didn't realize it was sent in 1998...STILL CLASSY THOUGH
User avatar #64 - redwolfradolf (07/17/2012) [-]
I believe the phrase
"like a boss"
applies pretty well.
User avatar #91 to #64 - GumbyTheStud (07/17/2012) [-]
I believe the phrashe "like a bosh" appliesh pretty well.
#2 - anon (07/16/2012) [-]
So...who else read this in his voice?
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User avatar #119 to #108 - mrkooliscool (07/17/2012) [-]
still a win
#55 - psychobear (07/17/2012) [-]
read it in his voice
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#112 - Zarrockk (07/17/2012) [-]
I read it in his voice.

It brightened up my day. c:
#10 - Benmc (07/16/2012) [-]
anyone else read this in his voice?
#12 to #10 - jhh (07/16/2012) [-]
hell I read it out loud in his voice
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