Not mine. found on the inter webs. Stranger: Hey tiara Delilah whats it like in your vagina? You: I' m a thousand milas away, but girl M Ilka to get molds ya, y
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Not mine. found on the inter webs. Stranger: Hey tiara Delilah whats it like in your vagina? You: I' m a thousand milas away, but girl M Ilka to get molds ya, y

found on the inter webs

Stranger: Hey tiara Delilah whats it like in your vagina?
You: I' m a thousand milas away, but girl M Ilka to get molds ya, yas I do
Etranger: No girl can molt as wall as you. I swear its true.
You: Hay them Delilah, dont you worry about pooh
Stranger: swan hardy whoa you' loom;
foo: take a look at my amnion
Shannon moss your was
You: i wanna get between your thighs
You: i wish you would do mamas
Etranger: , i wish you would snow moss.
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Submitted: 07/16/2012
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#38 to #23 - anon (07/16/2012) [-]
I'm with you, Captain.
I'm with you, Captain.
#40 to #38 - themindsculpture (07/16/2012) [-]
> I'm with you, Captain   
> anon   
   
wut
> I'm with you, Captain
> anon

wut
User avatar #104 to #4 - unholycapsicum (07/17/2012) [-]
Man, it took a while for your comment picture to load, I was really scared there for a second...
#151 - inkythesquid (07/17/2012) [-]
....I will admit i sang it.

and it was glorious
User avatar #50 - trollofhalo (07/17/2012) [-]
A thousand sperms seems like a lot,
But I've got more to top it off
So I'd wear a rub' if I had no other way.
OOOH, TO PREVENT PREGNANCY
Oh, So it's just you and me.
#54 - checkprofile (07/17/2012) [-]
hey there dalilah you have really tig ol bitties,   
they look just like the twin towers that fell inside new york city yes they do.   
Ill pinch your nips until their blue   
and i shoot spew.   
OOOOHHH its how you beat the meat   
ooh i think its really neat....   
   
   
   
   
   
yeah making songs like these are so hard  just made that.
hey there dalilah you have really tig ol bitties,
they look just like the twin towers that fell inside new york city yes they do.
Ill pinch your nips until their blue
and i shoot spew.
OOOOHHH its how you beat the meat
ooh i think its really neat....





yeah making songs like these are so hard just made that.
#31 - blargmode ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
This made no 			*******		 sense when you tried to sing it to Delilah by Queen
This made no ******* sense when you tried to sing it to Delilah by Queen
#99 - thumbmonster (07/17/2012) [-]
Its easy to make fake conversations on Omegle now
User avatar #127 to #99 - flyingbaconsixnine (07/17/2012) [-]
or you could use javascript. the reason i don't trust omegle, chatrolloute, and cleverbot posts.
#60 - ilovegir (07/17/2012) [-]
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#64 to #60 - xXDeadpoolXx (07/17/2012) [-]
Thats a bingo, yes?
#65 to #64 - ilovegir (07/17/2012) [-]
Love that movie.
#67 to #65 - xXDeadpoolXx (07/17/2012) [-]
how FUN!!!!
#109 - bigbusy (07/17/2012) [-]
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#121 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
And then nobody called repost.

Proud of you FJ
User avatar #123 to #121 - crazymachete (07/17/2012) [-]
League of Legends!
#124 to #123 - purpnasty (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, The Dunkmaster Yi
User avatar #125 to #124 - crazymachete (07/17/2012) [-]
you have my thumb.
#126 to #125 - purpnasty (07/17/2012) [-]
Thanks homie
Thanks homie
#122 to #121 - purpnasty (07/17/2012) [-]
Forgot to log like an hero   
   
Im the chick
Forgot to log like an hero

Im the chick
User avatar #132 to #121 - kensislayer ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
WUJU agree we need a darth wukong skin?
#128 to #121 - brettyht (07/17/2012) [-]
people call repost far too much.even if there is good reason to do so
people call repost far too much.even if there is good reason to do so
User avatar #131 to #128 - pukingrainbows (07/17/2012) [-]
Hell, I see it on OC anymore.
#42 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
#111 - tacticalpuppy (07/17/2012) [-]
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#87 to #63 - killerostars (07/17/2012) [-]
Twokinds is indeed Awesome.
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#81 - luckodairish (07/17/2012) [-]
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#84 to #81 - samriimonkey (07/17/2012) [-]
relevant as ****
User avatar #169 - tabbybrookex (07/17/2012) [-]
Hey there Delilah,
I know my penis is pretty hard,
But just believe me, girl,
Tonight we'll have sex in the front-yard,
We'll have it good,
We'll have the sex my friends knew we would,
Your cunt taste good.
#48 - DiAnonLord (07/17/2012) [-]
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