My secret

the best is when someone signs onto twitter in best buy, on two seperate ipads

Game over.

the best is changing their "interested in" section to the same gender. it usually goes unnoticed.

**spjlapj rolled a random image posted in comment #6862949 at FJ Pony Thread ** the picture he never posted

SHERLOCK

Lol guys great idea for a new channel.

why put mfw with no picture? plus that prank is a bit dickish

You said "HFW..." but didnt post an image, what the fuck?

did you not see that post where the girl did mfw and said it the new faggot thing and now every new fag is doing it so yeah just deal with it yfw you read this comment

And while you did that, someone with a real emergency wasn't able to get through.

you dont prank call the police. i mean, i can understand a pizza place bu the police?

their job is to save lives/problems which need to be solved urgently

the fuck is wrong with some people?

The fuck was the goal of that jump?

here's one...and he's on fire.

Yup, seems like an effective form of firefighter training.

bet this guy wishes he wasn't on fire, oh well, i bet he's alright

HI my name is Chuck Testa welcome to Jackass, this is The Human Molotov.

Ya bleedin?

Yeah, youre bleedin.

Heres another one.

yeah, i don't think hitting the X would of helped much

I am delighted by your presence. I admire your ideas

Brilliant!

Do it with Command Prompt for Extra lulz

I'm not aware of what that is, I'm not so good with computers ha

If your on Windows.
press windows Key + R
and type Command and hit Enter.
That's command prompt.

ah cool :)

Funnyjunk 2009 is so 3 years ago

Lies.

I'm not an Apple guru, but I am a programmer and I do own a Mac... Mac OSX is a Unix-like BSD kernel & user-space system. The only "source code" you could simply "delete massive chunks of code" from would be Bash Script, Apple Script, or Config files, all of which-- the important ones at least --are protected by a root password only select Apple Employees would know. (Just try to 'nano /etc/pf.conf' and save for example).

Like I said, I'm not a Guru, so it's possible there are some some editable files in the user-space which could be modified, though I doubt it. It's also possible you know said root password.

Mac does come with a GCC compiler, but none of the internal source code for Mac is distributed (only binaries), and you couldn't simply "delete massive lines of code" from that anyways because you'd never be able to successfully re-compile (you'd get errors all over the place).

In short, I call your bluff. Please though, share a bit more insight into which files you're supposedly editing, I would be happily proven wrong here and eager to learn a potential Mac exploit.

OMG finally someone with some sense. I regret not being able to tell you what files I deleted because it was some time ago. Also, yes there is a root password, but yes it is hackable. Also, macs don't only show in binary.

Posting anonymously and calling me a scumbag? Rightt.

When I said source codeS, I was talking in relation to the multiple number of macS they have there. I was talking about all the source codes.

Also, a wall would take months to repair. Code takes at the worst not more than half an hour. Wrong analogy.

That sounds like something you could get fined for or some shit like that.
Are you really that against Macs as to do something like that?
Child's play, if you ask me.
It's a fucking computer; get over it.
Not everybody has to like what you do.

No one has to hate it either. I don't have anything against macs. I own one, you dumb ass. If it really is a fucking computer, why are you complaining about it. YOU get over it.

Well if you would have explained all of that in your original post, maybe not so many people would be riding your ass about it.
It's not that I necessarily mind, I just thought it was a childish thing to do.

Dude, if it's a childish thing to do, why is everyone complaining. Like you say, it's not something so serious, so what's the problem?

thats a dick move bro.

what did mac computers ever do to you?

It's a practical joke. Never seen clips of people hitting each other in the balls on YouTube as practical jokes? I'm sure you look at that and laugh your ass off. But that shit's actually dangerous. You're risking making a person impotent or damaging him permanently so he can't even have kids. So why the fuck are you so uptight about something like this. Chill out, this is the internet.

OR I hope you're being sarcastic with the sentence "What did mac computers ever do to you?"

That's false and not possible .
> All you can do is delete programs , maybe even system programs , but that's it .
> Plus root is not enabled in most of the machines on display in apple stores .

Plus , you're an idiot .

Tell me more about how you developed the code for the mac.

I stand by my opinion that you are an absolute complete idiot .

Electrical .... , my ass !!

Dude, the way you're styling the way your write, you're probably not older that 17, so I'd rather you keep your ignorant mouth closed and try not to use your ability to think because that ability for yours is clearly and completely miswired.

damn read it in his voice

**neoexdeath rolls 996**

**twatmissile rolls 471**

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

>days
>over a hundred dollars
Nothing on your computer besides the processor breaks even the $100 range for a large dealer like Apple. And NOTHING on a computer takes days to fix. If it takes more than an hour for a known problem then they guy is either a shitty tech or doesn't care.

I went by what my father told me. I'm not gonna try to say you're wrong, but I trust the guy who raised me.

That's terrible. I've been treated with nothing but kindness and free shit.

OH FUCK, HE MADE ONE MISTAKE, EVERY APPLE CONSUMER MUST BE AN IDIOT