Perfect Engine. . In 1912. the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr, Hermann Otto MD. . D, published the following: The best engine in the world is the vagina
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Perfect Engine

In 1912. the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr, Hermann Otto
MD. . D, published the following:
The best engine in the world is the vagina, It can be started with one finger, It is
It takes any size piston, And it changes its own oil ckery four
weeks, It is only a pity that the management system is so *******
temperamental."
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Submitted: 04/29/2010
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User avatar #3 - Fear The Pie Man (04/29/2010) [-]
I love it!

It's like the old joke where a little boy comes home from school and asks Mom what a pussy and a bitch are. She tells him a pussy is a cat and a bitch is a female dog. Junior tells mom that those don't sound right, and doesn't make sense in the way he heard them used. Mom, being a little dense herself, said "go ask your father" When Junior tells Dad about his conversation with Mom, Dad says "Ahhh, hold that thought." Dad pulls out a copy of Hustler, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina of the centerfold picture. "That son, is a pussy." Junior's eyes light up in understanding. "But Dad, what is a bitch?" Dad just sighs and says,
"Everything OUTSIDE the circle!"
#1 - ProP **User deleted account** (04/29/2010) [-]
I idolise this man, what a genius!
User avatar #2 - Z A H A (04/29/2010) [-]
this guy... is my new hero haha
User avatar #16 - Weeemax (04/30/2010) [-]
**Weeemax rolls 6** how many inches my vagina can take :P
#17 to #16 - AdmiralPlanet **User deleted account** (04/30/2010) [-]
**AdmiralPlanet rolls 286,339,312** how many vaginas i can take at once with ONE penis
User avatar #18 to #17 - Weeemax (04/30/2010) [-]
I lol'd so hard at this
User avatar #21 to #18 - Charli (04/30/2010) [-]
....*trys not to laugh*.... HARD!!! :P
User avatar #22 to #21 - Weeemax (04/30/2010) [-]
**Weeemax rolls 64,280** how many times i have lied about being a virgin :P
#25 to #22 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
Really? who would lie about that?
i think the last time you had pussy, was when pussy had you.

its fine tho you will find some whore of a female and think that she loves you and all that crap only to figure out later on in life she just wanted some dick
User avatar #26 to #25 - Weeemax (04/30/2010) [-]
Lol, I am a whore of a female xD
#31 to #26 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
I'm the man of a whore
User avatar #40 to #31 - FAISCISTBUG (04/30/2010) [-]
i am a whore of a stormtrooper
User avatar #46 to #40 - patriotpride (04/30/2010) [-]
I am a stormtrooper of an Empire.
User avatar #53 to #46 - Rolyat (04/30/2010) [-]
I am an Empire of a galaxy far far away.
#32 to #16 - ErectedNerd **User deleted account** (04/30/2010) [-]
**ErectedNerd rolls 4**how many guys your mom can blow at 1 time
User avatar #38 to #32 - Weeemax (04/30/2010) [-]
rofl
+1
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User avatar #12 - lukelbd (04/30/2010) [-]
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A ******* MEDAL
User avatar #4 - internetz (04/29/2010) [-]
epic
User avatar #36 - Eziolieksbrushie (04/30/2010) [-]
apparently the vagina will soon become too small for the average size penis
User avatar #39 to #36 - FAISCISTBUG (04/30/2010) [-]
lucky for you. yours is below average.
User avatar #41 to #39 - Eziolieksbrushie (04/30/2010) [-]
unlucky for you... still, yours is non existant
User avatar #42 to #41 - FAISCISTBUG (04/30/2010) [-]
not what your mom said last night
User avatar #43 to #42 - Eziolieksbrushie (04/30/2010) [-]
no she said she was shocked to see that you had a vagina
User avatar #44 to #43 - FAISCISTBUG (04/30/2010) [-]
you were there? did it turn you on?
+2
#47 to #44 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #44 - Eziolieksbrushie (04/30/2010) [-]
no i was not there, i was with your mum
User avatar #50 to #45 - Rolyat (04/30/2010) [-]
i filmed both
#48 - fuckinganonymous (04/30/2010) [-]
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL!!!!!!
#11 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
my only regret is that i can give only one thumb.
User avatar #10 - Reach (04/30/2010) [-]
that is my new hero
User avatar #9 - dakunism (04/30/2010) [-]
are you a wizard?
#37 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (04/30/2010) [-]
Good thing I'm not a moaning bitch. This fits me perfectly other than that managment part.
User avatar #56 to #37 - SuperBestFriends (04/30/2010) [-]
when your on your period...do you but a tampon in your hair-hole??
#13 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 379,101,938** - speaking of vagina, this is the number of pussies in funnyjunk
User avatar #20 to #13 - monkee (04/30/2010) [-]
and im one of them ^^
no, seriously, i am O.O
#54 - jonki (04/30/2010) [-]
1000 internetz for this man
User avatar #52 - UKDan (04/30/2010) [-]
**UKDan rolls 899,799,959**
User avatar #49 - jimmycrank (04/30/2010) [-]
Pure win! :)
#29 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8,079,395** how many dicks i can take
#14 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
How do you roll~
User avatar #23 to #14 - kadabra (04/30/2010) [-]
well you put your left arm in and then you take it out (repeat the process) then you do the hokey pokey and you turn around

and thats what it's all about... hope i answered your question :)
#27 to #14 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
you type *roll9* with a space between the roll and the 9 (:
*roll 9*
#28 to #27 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
well **** .....
#30 to #28 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 331,847,306**
oh **** , see wut I did thar?
User avatar #15 to #14 - FreeCANCER (04/30/2010) [-]
No one explain
#34 to #15 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 928**

triples and nothing happens.
User avatar #19 to #14 - ASparklingUnicorn (04/30/2010) [-]
first, you take your right hand and put it in your butt hole. Then you molest your mom and **** your sister, and lastly you type in DERP DE DERP DERP. Now you can roll
#24 to #19 - John Cena (04/30/2010) [-]
DERP DE DERP DERP...............LIES!!!!
#7 - John Cena (04/29/2010) [-]
Hentai fan is a douche bag check it out http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/391890/Douche+bag/
User avatar #6 - oriolesfan (04/29/2010) [-]
The greatest quote of all time.
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