Perfect Engine. . In 1912. the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr, Hermann Otto MD. . D, published the following: The best engine in the world is the vagina Perfect Engine In 1912 the world famous Austrian gynecologist Dr Hermann Otto MD D published following: The best engine in is vagina
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Perfect Engine

In 1912. the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr, Hermann Otto
MD. . D, published the following:
The best engine in the world is the vagina, It can be started with one finger, It is
It takes any size piston, And it changes its own oil ckery four
weeks, It is only a pity that the management system is so *******
temperamental."
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#3 - Fear The Pie Man
Reply +36
(04/29/2010) [-]
I love it!

It's like the old joke where a little boy comes home from school and asks Mom what a pussy and a bitch are. She tells him a pussy is a cat and a bitch is a female dog. Junior tells mom that those don't sound right, and doesn't make sense in the way he heard them used. Mom, being a little dense herself, said "go ask your father" When Junior tells Dad about his conversation with Mom, Dad says "Ahhh, hold that thought." Dad pulls out a copy of Hustler, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina of the centerfold picture. "That son, is a pussy." Junior's eyes light up in understanding. "But Dad, what is a bitch?" Dad just sighs and says,
"Everything OUTSIDE the circle!"
#16 - Weeemax
Reply +7
(04/30/2010) [-]
**Weeemax rolls 6** how many inches my vagina can take :P
#17 to #16 - AdmiralPlanet **User deleted account**
Reply +6
(04/30/2010) [-]
**AdmiralPlanet rolls 286,339,312** how many vaginas i can take at once with ONE penis
#18 to #17 - Weeemax
Reply +3
(04/30/2010) [-]
I lol'd so hard at this
#21 to #18 - Charli
Reply +3
(04/30/2010) [-]
....*trys not to laugh*.... HARD!!! :P
#22 to #21 - Weeemax
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
**Weeemax rolls 64,280** how many times i have lied about being a virgin :P
#25 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
Really? who would lie about that?
i think the last time you had pussy, was when pussy had you.

its fine tho you will find some whore of a female and think that she loves you and all that crap only to figure out later on in life she just wanted some dick
#26 to #25 - Weeemax
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
Lol, I am a whore of a female xD
#31 to #26 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
I'm the man of a whore
#40 to #31 - FAISCISTBUG
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
i am a whore of a stormtrooper
#46 to #40 - patriotpride
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
I am a stormtrooper of an Empire.
#53 to #46 - Rolyat
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
I am an Empire of a galaxy far far away.
#32 to #16 - ErectedNerd **User deleted account**
Reply +8
(04/30/2010) [-]
**ErectedNerd rolls 4**how many guys your mom can blow at 1 time
#38 to #32 - Weeemax
Reply +1
(04/30/2010) [-]
rofl
#35 to #32 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account**
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#1 - ProP **User deleted account**
Reply +6
(04/29/2010) [-]
I idolise this man, what a genius!
#2 - Z A H A
Reply +4
(04/29/2010) [-]
this guy... is my new hero haha
#36 - Eziolieksbrushie
Reply +2
(04/30/2010) [-]
apparently the vagina will soon become too small for the average size penis
#39 to #36 - FAISCISTBUG
Reply +2
(04/30/2010) [-]
lucky for you. yours is below average.
#41 to #39 - Eziolieksbrushie
Reply +1
(04/30/2010) [-]
unlucky for you... still, yours is non existant
#42 to #41 - FAISCISTBUG
Reply +1
(04/30/2010) [-]
not what your mom said last night
#43 to #42 - Eziolieksbrushie
Reply +1
(04/30/2010) [-]
no she said she was shocked to see that you had a vagina
#44 to #43 - FAISCISTBUG
Reply +1
(04/30/2010) [-]
you were there? did it turn you on?
#47 to #44 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account**
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#45 to #44 - Eziolieksbrushie
Reply +1
(04/30/2010) [-]
no i was not there, i was with your mum
#50 to #45 - Rolyat
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
i filmed both
#14 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
How do you roll~
#23 to #14 - kadabra
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
well you put your left arm in and then you take it out (repeat the process) then you do the hokey pokey and you turn around

and thats what it's all about... hope i answered your question :)
#27 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
you type *roll9* with a space between the roll and the 9 (:
*roll 9*
#28 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
well ****.....
#30 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 331,847,306**
oh ****, see wut I did thar?
#15 to #14 - FreeCANCER
Reply +1
(04/30/2010) [-]
No one explain
#34 to #15 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 928**

triples and nothing happens.
#19 to #14 - ASparklingUnicorn
Reply +2
(04/30/2010) [-]
first, you take your right hand and put it in your butt hole. Then you molest your mom and **** your sister, and lastly you type in DERP DE DERP DERP. Now you can roll
#24 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2010) [-]
DERP DE DERP DERP...............LIES!!!!
#12 - lukelbd
Reply +2
(04/30/2010) [-]
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A ******* MEDAL
#4 - internetz
Reply +2
(04/29/2010) [-]
epic
#10 - Reach
Reply +1
(04/30/2010) [-]
that is my new hero
#9 - dakunism
Reply +1
(04/30/2010) [-]
are you a wizard?