Perfect Engine. . In 1912. the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr, Hermann Otto MD. . D, published the following: The best engine in the world is the vagina
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Perfect Engine

In 1912. the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr, Hermann Otto
MD. . D, published the following:
The best engine in the world is the vagina, It can be started with one finger, It is
It takes any size piston, And it changes its own oil ckery four
weeks, It is only a pity that the management system is so *******
temperamental."
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Submitted: 04/29/2010
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User avatar #3 - Fear The Pie Man (04/29/2010) [-]
I love it!

It's like the old joke where a little boy comes home from school and asks Mom what a pussy and a bitch are. She tells him a pussy is a cat and a bitch is a female dog. Junior tells mom that those don't sound right, and doesn't make sense in the way he heard them used. Mom, being a little dense herself, said "go ask your father" When Junior tells Dad about his conversation with Mom, Dad says "Ahhh, hold that thought." Dad pulls out a copy of Hustler, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina of the centerfold picture. "That son, is a pussy." Junior's eyes light up in understanding. "But Dad, what is a bitch?" Dad just sighs and says,
"Everything OUTSIDE the circle!"
User avatar #16 - Weeemax (04/30/2010) [+] (13 replies)
**Weeemax rolls 6** how many inches my vagina can take :P
#32 to #16 - ErectedNerd **User deleted account** (04/30/2010) [-]
**ErectedNerd rolls 4**how many guys your mom can blow at 1 time
#1 - ProP **User deleted account** (04/29/2010) [-]
I idolise this man, what a genius!
User avatar #2 - Z A H A (04/29/2010) [-]
this guy... is my new hero haha
User avatar #36 - Eziolieksbrushie (04/30/2010) [+] (8 replies)
apparently the vagina will soon become too small for the average size penis
#14 - anonymous (04/30/2010) [+] (8 replies)
How do you roll~
User avatar #19 to #14 - ASparklingUnicorn (04/30/2010) [-]
first, you take your right hand and put it in your butt hole. Then you molest your mom and **** your sister, and lastly you type in DERP DE DERP DERP. Now you can roll
User avatar #12 - lukelbd (04/30/2010) [-]
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A ******* MEDAL
User avatar #4 - internetz (04/29/2010) [-]
epic
#48 - fuckinganonymous (04/30/2010) [-]
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL!!!!!!
#11 - anonymous (04/30/2010) [-]
my only regret is that i can give only one thumb.
User avatar #10 - Reach (04/30/2010) [-]
that is my new hero
User avatar #9 - dakunism (04/30/2010) [-]
are you a wizard?
#54 - jonki (04/30/2010) [-]
1000 internetz for this man
User avatar #52 - UKDan (04/30/2010) [-]
**UKDan rolls 899,799,959**
User avatar #49 - jimmycrank (04/30/2010) [-]
Pure win! :)
#37 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (04/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Good thing I'm not a moaning bitch. This fits me perfectly other than that managment part.
#13 - anonymous (04/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 379,101,938** - speaking of vagina, this is the number of pussies in funnyjunk
User avatar #20 to #13 - monkee (04/30/2010) [-]
and im one of them ^^
no, seriously, i am O.O
User avatar #6 - oriolesfan (04/29/2010) [-]
The greatest quote of all time.
#5 - Failsaur **User deleted account** (04/29/2010) [-]
lol.
#29 - anonymous (04/30/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8,079,395** how many dicks i can take
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