Chipotlol. I sure hope no one gets pissed off that I returned.. Jen, I sure am hungry. Time to be a dick. Nowl need to peel. gum new Aywo W alla' Anh, Our God i DSend comics comic chipotle funny robbery blood Guns piss lol burritos bladder
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Chipotlol

Chipotlol. I sure hope no one gets pissed off that I returned.. Jen, I sure am hungry. Time to be a dick. Nowl need to peel. gum new Aywo W alla' Anh, Our God i

I sure hope no one gets pissed off that I returned.

Jen, I sure am hungry.
Time to be a dick.
Nowl need to peel.
gum new Aywo W
alla' Anh,
Our God is an awesome God.
Uh hey, I' d like one burrito bowl
with everything on t Also do you
know where the bathroom is in .
Hey kid we' re kinda you might
wanna clear out.
What, no please not
my dick!
How about you go
pee on the floor?
I SAID PEE ON THE ******* FLOOR NOT
PEE IN YOUR ******* PANTS.
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User avatar #3 - yonyon (07/15/2012) [-]
Welcome back, bro. We need us some good OC.
User avatar #237 to #3 - bobotherapistt ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
I have an image in my head of Dsend walking to a throne made of 400000 thumbs labelled "God" through a corridor full of applauding FJers while the song "Welcome home" by Coheed and Cambria is playing. Flames, rainbows, and lightning fill the sky the moment he sits. He has returned...the rightful God
#96 - hueyfreeman (07/16/2012) [-]
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I NEVER HATED YOU DSEND
#129 - iHAXnoobs (07/16/2012) [-]
it's been a loooooong time.
#136 to #129 - dsendcomics (07/16/2012) [-]
Has it?
Has it?
User avatar #13 - ROFL (07/15/2012) [-]
wtf a wild dsend appeared out of nowhere
where have you been ?
User avatar #290 to #13 - pollux (07/16/2012) [-]
Deviantart.
#142 - thefloppinater (07/16/2012) [-]
I remember you! But I don't remember why everyone hated you.
#198 to #151 - thefloppinater (07/16/2012) [-]
No seriously why are you hated on so much?
No seriously why are you hated on so much?
#206 to #198 - themightybroham (07/16/2012) [-]
I don't remember, but I remember hating him.
Skeptical me is skeptical
#330 - benedicto ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #396 at Nope. **
#326 - moldykittens (07/16/2012) [-]
>Take your dick out, ready to pee on the floor.   
>Pee on robber instead.   
>Right when he reacts, take his gun.   
>Shoot his friends.   
>Embarrass the 			****		 out of the guy by telling everybody to point and laugh at the man drenched in piss.   
>Claim your burrito bowl and have fun explaining what happened to the police.
>Take your dick out, ready to pee on the floor.
>Pee on robber instead.
>Right when he reacts, take his gun.
>Shoot his friends.
>Embarrass the **** out of the guy by telling everybody to point and laugh at the man drenched in piss.
>Claim your burrito bowl and have fun explaining what happened to the police.
#336 to #326 - winniedawho (07/16/2012) [-]
holy
****

is
that the
awesome
moment
in
metal gear solid snake?
#125 - fishcanfly (07/16/2012) [-]
Would ya look at that Dsend's back and gaining popularity swiftly.
I have an idea, lets all pretend we liked him all along and that we want to be friends so we can ride on his coat tails of success only to stab him in the back and ruthlessly tear him apart with hate later in his career until he fades back into the myths and legends of the site. I can't wait to get started.
+1
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#179 to #125 - John Cena (07/16/2012) [-]
slowly happening to kodylol
#218 to #125 - Jameshaich (07/16/2012) [-]
Maybe funnyjunk could stop being hormonal ***** and just like/dislike somebody.
I've always liked DSend. I don't understand why everyone now loves him. they'll go back to hating him for no reason in a month or so.
#12 - John Cena (07/15/2012) [-]
It's a shame everyone hates you around here, because this **** is really funny. I'm new here, so lemme just say you have no beef with me, good sir. Keep up the good work
User avatar #14 to #12 - dsendcomics (07/15/2012) [-]
Jeez thanks man. c:
#42 to #14 - John Cena (07/16/2012) [-]
(different anon) Things got kinda ****** when you left I'm glad to see you back
#118 to #14 - John Cena (07/16/2012) [-]
Lol, 4th anon, I 			*******		 love you.
Lol, 4th anon, I ******* love you.
#382 to #14 - mcmg (07/16/2012) [-]
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
#60 to #14 - John Cena (07/16/2012) [-]
**** off faggot, your comics suck ass
#123 to #60 - John Cena (07/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#379 to #123 - dlerp (07/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#224 to #60 - John Cena (07/16/2012) [-]
And furthermore, I suck too, I can't get enough dildos up my ass!!
#276 - CrabFace (07/16/2012) [-]
>MFW when newfags don't know DSend.
#217 - Jameshaich (07/16/2012) [-]
It's about time you came back ***** .
#297 - BeaverBalls (07/16/2012) [-]
actually pretty decent comic


but dont let it go to your head like last time and start making **** and excusing it for a comic



im watching you
User avatar #450 - igotbanned (07/16/2012) [-]
All these people complaining that you're back... i guess they would rather look at ******* reposts, unfunny content, and ****** channels.

Either way, you are a breath of fresh air, keep posting your OC man :D
#239 - magkva (07/16/2012) [-]
Good job, lad.
+7
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#244 - vikingfaen (07/16/2012) [-]
MFW dsend
MFW dsend
#155 - socratic (07/16/2012) [-]
MFW i work at chipotle
MFW i work at chipotle
#4 - John Cena (07/15/2012) [-]
wait....a funny DSend comic? What is this, 2010?
#349 - Fifee Boy (07/16/2012) [-]
man that black guy had really big white lips
User avatar #356 to #349 - xaser (07/16/2012) [-]
i thought it was a brown ski mask
#362 to #356 - John Cena (07/16/2012) [-]
he was being sarcastic
User avatar #425 - theFbomb (07/16/2012) [-]
You should've acted. He's already here. The Elder Scrolls told of dsend's return. His defeat was merely a delay. 'Till the time after Oblivion opened. When the sons of Funnyjunk would spill their own blood. No one wanted to believe. Believe he even existed. And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in fire. But, there is one he fears...
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