The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new elite fighting unit
called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in
Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts
about terrorists ',
l, The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don' t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus..
They are directly res sensible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by next Friday.