Fucking Lids. . Afew days ago, I emme back from a long car trip with my family. I had to peep the whole time, m as seen as my mom opened the deer, I made a Meli
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Fucking Lids

Afew days ago, I emme back from a long car trip with my family.
I had to peep the whole time, m as seen as my mom opened the deer, I made a
Melina straight for the bathroom. My pants were already around my ankles when I
got there, and without looking, I sat on the terlet. It was just a fraction ofa second
later that I realized the lid to the toilet was down. But you know how it is when you
really have go, as seen as you are in a seated er squatting position, you let it all
loose. So I shat en the lid, and it oozed/ splattered out from beneath my butt cheeks
and got en my shoes and everything.
When I was done, I didn' t move. I just sat on the poop lid and started crying.
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Submitted: 07/15/2012
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User avatar #1 - Dwarf (07/15/2012) [-]
Saw -2 thumbs. Thought that was unfair. Gave you another one.
#43 - gnarley (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is the funniest 						****					 i have heard all day .   
Thumbs for you .
This is the funniest **** i have heard all day .
Thumbs for you .
#82 - anonymous (07/16/2012) [-]
The Lid
The Lid
#51 - anonymous (07/15/2012) [-]
>yfw
>yfw
User avatar #99 - thisisarepostlol (07/16/2012) [-]
I only read the first and the last line. I regret nothing.
#81 - waffies (07/16/2012) [-]
YFW while realizing you were too late to do anything about it
#141 - bknob (07/16/2012) [-]
Don't even care if this is fake, this has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Most amazing selection of words to use to describe the story. Oh god my sides hurt so bad. 10/10.
Don't even care if this is fake, this has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Most amazing selection of words to use to describe the story. Oh god my sides hurt so bad. 10/10.
#38 - mathafaka (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**** just got real

everywhere!!!!
#12 - justcauseimjesus (07/15/2012) [-]
**justcauseimjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Regular Pinball **
#83 - anonymous (07/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This must be a woman. Men always look.
User avatar #20 - streetkiller (07/15/2012) [-]
WTF is funny doing on this site
#124 - cheshycatgrin (07/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#130 to #124 - anonymous (07/16/2012) [-]
because you cant read, you afro-american.
because you cant read, you afro-american.
#31 - klaboosterbeere (07/15/2012) [-]
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#22 - fooljamable (07/15/2012) [-]
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#14 - plasmaballs (07/15/2012) [-]
i lost it on the last line
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