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lusec: Shelby Mccurdy and we others like this,
we have YOUTUBE for mat E
Sport: There' s a Mi E)
Spanish: There' s Dora 5 "i, ', citric,' iic,' ' eams, egit
English: everything' s ' Like
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mu will be working at Mcdonalds, Have fun
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#15 - rrenierr (07/15/2012) [-]
do you want some swag with that sir?
#59 to #15 - tvfreakuk (07/15/2012) [-]
This was hilarious, especially after seeing all of that stupid 			****		 over the past week like "WHO NEEDS GOOD GRADES WHEN YOU GOT SWAG?"
This was hilarious, especially after seeing all of that stupid **** over the past week like "WHO NEEDS GOOD GRADES WHEN YOU GOT SWAG?"
#26 - mtandy (07/15/2012) [-]
Tell me when you can do calculus on a calculator.
#112 to #26 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
You can evaluate limits on a TI-84
User avatar #140 to #112 - Kritarie (07/15/2012) [-]
You can't solve an integral with partial fraction decomposition on a calculator.
User avatar #146 to #140 - eyeballfrog (07/15/2012) [-]
My TI-89 will, and it's like 10 years old.
#224 to #146 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
What happens when you get to diff eq?
User avatar #286 to #224 - eyeballfrog (07/15/2012) [-]
It will solve reasonably simple 1st order ordinary differential equations. It's really quite something, and I still use it on a regular basis.
User avatar #225 to #112 - mtandy (07/15/2012) [-]
You can evaluate them, but without someone to teach you differentiation, or even just basic linear algebra, it won't mean squat to you even if you do stumble across how to do it.
#253 to #2 - daelril (07/15/2012) [-]
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#226 to #2 - gonz (07/15/2012) [-]
he is the hero that Gotham Deserves
#38 to #2 - twogirlscnecup (07/15/2012) [-]
this guy doesn't follow swag
this guy doesn't follow swag
#18 to #2 - spidermanrapeskids (07/15/2012) [-]
This guy has his head on straight
User avatar #4 to #2 - rainbowtacos (07/15/2012) [-]
This dude knows whats up
User avatar #6 to #4 - pepperonitits (07/15/2012) [-]
they're **** out of luck, cause i applied to McDonalds 3 times, all to different ones and not one called me back
#24 to #6 - machonzee (07/15/2012) [-]
Apply to McDonalds


Gets rejected
#96 to #6 - afternoon (07/15/2012) [-]
Happened to me too, than I got my A+ and NOCTI in electronics and now I work for Best Buy's Geek squad think im a lot happier there than I would be at McDonalds
Happened to me too, than I got my A+ and NOCTI in electronics and now I work for Best Buy's Geek squad think im a lot happier there than I would be at McDonalds
#176 to #6 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
Here's a tip for any future jobs man. You have to contact them back and ask. Wait 2-3 days after applying, then call them back.
User avatar #259 to #176 - wolfmango (07/15/2012) [-]
yeah call them every couple of days or so eventually they will give you an answer
#57 - haloforlife (07/15/2012) [-]
MFW i see this on facebook all the time.
#124 to #57 - stripeygreenhat (07/15/2012) [-]
Michio Kaku is fascinating. He's kind of an under appreciated educator.
User avatar #247 to #124 - killerliquid (07/15/2012) [-]
He's on the Science channel everyday, even if it is a rerun.
#10 - superchrist (07/15/2012) [-]
Seriously? 			****		 everyone! Facebook is a cesspool of 			****		 spewing said 			****		 out of its gaping vagina onto the rest of the internet.
Seriously? **** everyone! Facebook is a cesspool of **** spewing said **** out of its gaping vagina onto the rest of the internet.
#13 to #10 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
Yea after about a month of facebook I deleted my profile because every time I got on, peoples' stupidity drove me into a fit of anger
User avatar #14 to #13 - superchrist (07/15/2012) [-]
I don't blame you man...
#267 - thequickster (07/15/2012) [-]
"Yeah. That's why all of you will be working at McDonald's. Have fun retards."   
   
This guy is going places.
"Yeah. That's why all of you will be working at McDonald's. Have fun retards."

This guy is going places.
#63 - anttumi (07/15/2012) [-]
All hope is not lost.
#82 - wantabeer (07/15/2012) [-]
So..let me get this straight.

-Youtube can teach you everything you need to know about music and music theory
-A Wii can teach you everything you need to know about any sport
-Dora the explorer can teach you everything you need to know about learning Spanish as a second language
-No point in learning English when we have texting LOL
-Calculators solve ALL math problems
-buying a globe makes you a geographical expert
-History is pointless because once someone dies, everything they've done dies with them

Well **** me. I guess I'll drop out of school and teach myself how to become a pharmacist. I'll make my own degree because they're just fancy pieces of paper anyway. Then I'll take the NAPLEX and pass on the first try because I've been learning everything I need to know by reading about pills on wikipedia.
#284 to #82 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
history: it's kinda true... yes they say we have to learn about our history to learn our mistakes, but that's not really true because even if we know what happened we will do it again, because our goal is money and people do everything to get money...

music: not everyone wanna be a music artist and youtube offers you tutorials and pretty much everything if you wanna make music

wii: it can't really teach you, but helps you to exercise...

dora: i have no idea.. but i did learn english on the internet (or mostly just from games...)

calculators: not everyone will need to solve math problems and mostly the average people math problems can be solved with a calculator

buying a globe: you don't have to be an expert but with a globe you can pretty much learn what is where.



you all saying idiot things while to get a good job (or more importantly money) you need luck.. that's it (i was in school on a competition where i got an offer... now i'm rich... kinda... but i didn't even win the competition i was just lucky)
#34 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
forget about them, less competition on the job market
#135 - neocortex (07/15/2012) [-]
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This is why we ******* go/went to school...
#11 - samthebassman (07/15/2012) [-]
****		 those people who agreed
**** those people who agreed
#178 - BecauseISaidSo (07/15/2012) [-]
This **** taught me everything I need to know about real-estate, money management, and the consequences of going to jail.
#196 - gwankwo (07/15/2012) [-]
mfw open-heart surgery
#97 - Dreadlord (07/15/2012) [-]
When I was in the common room at my college, I heard some people saying about how maths and physics weren't important, we weren't ever going to use them in 'the real world'. Oh yeah, just those things that teach us about electricity, building structures, engineering, producing energy, materials, accounting, making predictions about what will happen in a certain event, nuclear power, efficiency, etcetera, etcetera. Yeah, none of those things affect modern life whatsoever.   
   
I seriously 			*******		 hate people some times.
When I was in the common room at my college, I heard some people saying about how maths and physics weren't important, we weren't ever going to use them in 'the real world'. Oh yeah, just those things that teach us about electricity, building structures, engineering, producing energy, materials, accounting, making predictions about what will happen in a certain event, nuclear power, efficiency, etcetera, etcetera. Yeah, none of those things affect modern life whatsoever.

I seriously ******* hate people some times.
#108 to #97 - ftsfts (07/15/2012) [-]
Too be fair, most people wouldn't actually use it themselves, even if those laws will still affect them. I'd still like to learn about it though, because its awesome.
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#120 to #118 - ftsfts (07/15/2012) [-]
My mistake then. Have a thumb sir.
User avatar #300 to #108 - Dreadlord (07/16/2012) [-]
I understand that they may not be using it themselves, but I hate it when people think something they aren't interested in is unimportant. I may not be doing history, but I can appreciate that it's important to know about the past so that we don't repeat those mistakes and all that.
I just really despise idiots and philistines as you can probably guess from my ranting.
#302 to #300 - ftsfts (07/16/2012) [-]
I agree, just because you don't use it doesn't mean its not important, but why get aggravated by their idiocy?
User avatar #303 to #302 - Dreadlord (07/16/2012) [-]
Because these were people taking government and politics courses. If they get into office, I dread to think of what they'd do.
That and I have to listen to their idiocy in my other classes or whenever I want to relax in the common room.
#304 to #303 - ftsfts (07/17/2012) [-]
I see, well that changes everything. Darn people have to ruin everything.
#279 - rasputinsbeard (07/15/2012) [-]
people at my school complain about history because it all happend already, and at german and english class people say  the germans and english have to learn to speak dutch (because i'm dutch) so they don't have to do any effort to study.  saying things like this is an excuse for stupid people who don't want to learn anything, I hated school as well and I am glad I graduated but the only way to get out of school is to finish it, and everyone who was saying those stupid things failed, heheh.
people at my school complain about history because it all happend already, and at german and english class people say the germans and english have to learn to speak dutch (because i'm dutch) so they don't have to do any effort to study. saying things like this is an excuse for stupid people who don't want to learn anything, I hated school as well and I am glad I graduated but the only way to get out of school is to finish it, and everyone who was saying those stupid things failed, heheh.
#129 - lolmasterx (07/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #85 - arsecandle (07/15/2012) [-]
The history one gets me the most. The disrespectful cunts.
#145 - robotrino (07/15/2012) [-]
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#128 - thelamalord (07/15/2012) [-]
why are there so many retards in the world?
why are there so many retards in the world?
User avatar #143 to #128 - gravediggernalk (07/15/2012) [-]
One time, a while back, a smart brother and sister decided to try incest . . . then that retarded offspring mated . . . and those retarded offspring mated. It has continued to this day.
User avatar #133 to #128 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/15/2012) [-]
Smart people need something to laugh at.
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