It's Simple. . Masturbate before making imparting relasionship decisions.. You shall be welcomed into Olympus for your wisdom. It's Simple Masturbate before making imparting relasionship decisions You shall be welcomed into Olympus for your wisdom
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - puppybiscuit
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(07/14/2012) [-]
You shall be welcomed into Olympus for your wisdom.
#5 to #1 - funnyfox
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(07/15/2012) [-]
You will not see the end of this day!!
#125 to #5 - flyingorange
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(07/15/2012) [-]
erm...
User avatar #151 to #1 - Olympus
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(08/12/2012) [-]
I'll be the judge of that, dick. Everybody thinking they can just come into me andwalk all over my face, jerks
User avatar #8 to #1 - angelojuusan
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(07/15/2012) [-]
And lo, for the mortal did ascend to the mighty throne of the Dodekatheon, and he became the God of Truth and Wisdom, saving many a man and woman from poor decisions.

-The Chronicles of Awesome, Chapter 3, Page 24
#53 - totallynotmiggo
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(07/15/2012) [-]
In other words:

Fap at the altar.
#67 to #53 - itrinx
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Here take this
User avatar #74 to #67 - totallynotmiggo
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(07/15/2012) [-]
But I made the one above myself :(
User avatar #49 - sidathon
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks a girl is unattractive after I masturbate, unless they're overwhelmingly beautiful?
#136 to #49 - drillur
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#50 to #49 - twilightdusk
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(07/15/2012) [-]
That may be the point.
#52 to #50 - BunnyStew
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User avatar #51 to #50 - sidathon
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Aye.
#79 - junkinator
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(07/15/2012) [-]
this advice would come in handy if i had important relationship decisions to make
this advice would come in handy if i had important relationship decisions to make
#143 to #79 - condormcninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
"in handy"
"in handy"
#72 - neutralgray
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(07/15/2012) [-]
That is surprisingly good advice. Have a Supernatural gif.
That is surprisingly good advice. Have a Supernatural gif.
User avatar #112 - puppystrangler
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(07/15/2012) [-]
I think it should go more like,"Masturbate before making decisions."
User avatar #121 to #112 - psychonixx
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Or just "Masturbate".
User avatar #118 - gravitysandwich
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(07/15/2012) [-]
sometimes i get really horny and i'm upset that i don't have a girlfriend do to have sex with. then i masturbate and i'm like eh who needs one?
#109 - ifonlyicould
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(07/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #138 to #109 - jeroylenkins
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Looks like Bill Nye has been hitting the gym pretty hard.
User avatar #91 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
My Record for the amount of Masturbations (don't judge my english) is fifty-three in one day.

My Average is close to ten to twenty.

Is that wierd? Out of curiosity. I really have no idea how much one should fap in one day.
#93 to #91 - creepyunclebob
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(07/15/2012) [-]
You'd have to finish like instantly to pull off 53 in a day and have time to get up again every time. Plus you would run out of semen after a few. More than once a day is weird, and even that much is pushing it.
User avatar #96 to #93 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Comment Below, explains my situation better.

I also have something that I don't know the name of. My Pediatrician explained it to me as some kind of Over production in hormones, I produce more seamen than a lot of people. I don't know exactly how much, But I never really ran out.
#120 to #91 - eutherin
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(07/15/2012) [-]
I call bs
http://www.atlnightspots. com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
User avatar #124 to #120 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
I didn't do it one time right after another, that's just insane.
#92 to #91 - anon id: aaf99c17
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(07/15/2012) [-]
that's ********. You'll die of a heart attack after 40.
User avatar #94 to #92 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
When I say one day I mean in a period that I was awake. (In that case it was close to thirty Five hours before I finally got tired and passed out/went to bed.)

And they weren't consecutive. It takes me about four to five minutes to ejaculate from soft.

I kept a Tally chart throughout the day, I made it a goal to do so.
#99 to #94 - ironsoul
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(07/15/2012) [-]
How do you still have skin on your penis?
#101 to #99 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Man, I don't question good fortune.

In other news, have a monte cristo.
#104 to #101 - chewieisthebest
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#107 to #104 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
I see that you appreciate my cooking

Here, have a pizza I made.
#108 to #107 - chewieisthebest
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(07/15/2012) [-]
for me? Yay! :D
for me? Yay! :D
#110 to #108 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
AND FINALLY.
Iksender Kebab (I ran out of Tzatziki when I made this. D: Sucks)

ITS NICE TO SEE SOMEONE APPRICIATIN' GOOD COOKIN'
User avatar #115 to #91 - Kingsteveooo
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Walking must be difficult
User avatar #117 to #115 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
*****. I use a hoveround power chair & Scooter.

Walkin's for squares.
User avatar #150 to #117 - Kingsteveooo
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(07/15/2012) [-]
And I thought I was clever using two skateboards, duct tape, and a wooden chair..
User avatar #106 to #91 - ktulu
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(07/15/2012) [-]
**** it. I have low blood pressure and in this heat it takes me an hour and a half to finish.
My **** buddy is like: "Are you planning on getting off me?"
User avatar #119 to #91 - rploeger
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(07/15/2012) [-]
That's alot.... I usually fap once or twice a day, usually not at all in the weekends... I guess we all have our own!