It's Simple. . Masturbate before making imparting relasionship decisions.. You shall be welcomed into Olympus for your wisdom.
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#1 - puppybiscuit (07/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You shall be welcomed into Olympus for your wisdom.
#53 - totallynotmiggo (07/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
In other words:

Fap at the altar.
User avatar #49 - sidathon (07/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Am I the only one that thinks a girl is unattractive after I masturbate, unless they're overwhelmingly beautiful?
#50 to #49 - twilightdusk (07/15/2012) [-]
That may be the point.
#79 - junkinator (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this advice would come in handy if i had important relationship decisions to make
this advice would come in handy if i had important relationship decisions to make
#72 - neutralgray (07/15/2012) [-]
That is surprisingly good advice. Have a Supernatural gif.
That is surprisingly good advice. Have a Supernatural gif.
User avatar #112 - puppystrangler (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think it should go more like,"Masturbate before making decisions."
User avatar #118 - gravitysandwich (07/15/2012) [-]
sometimes i get really horny and i'm upset that i don't have a girlfriend do to have sex with. then i masturbate and i'm like eh who needs one?
#111 - connorandstuff (07/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Forgive my lack of knowledge, but, how does this help?
#113 to #111 - twilightdusk (07/15/2012) [-]
Makes sure you're thinking with your brain and not your horny dick.
#109 - ifonlyicould (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #91 - alfjnn (07/15/2012) [+] (17 replies)
My Record for the amount of Masturbations (don't judge my english) is fifty-three in one day.

My Average is close to ten to twenty.

Is that wierd? Out of curiosity. I really have no idea how much one should fap in one day.
#99 to #94 - ironsoul (07/15/2012) [-]
How do you still have skin on your penis?
#80 - axlsummer (07/15/2012) [-]
never have i agreed more with content seen on this site!!!
#98 - trevo (07/15/2012) [-]
Every time I have to make a hard decision, I have a wank nd within the 2.5 seconds after cumming I have my decision
User avatar #82 - ooooooooooo (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
4 seconds after ejaculation I feel so dirty for thinking about my girl friends.

am I the only one?
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#11 - funnyhound (07/15/2012) [-]
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#3 - zibdibbie (07/15/2012) [-]
Story of my adulthood
User avatar #137 - zapgod (07/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
YES! finally someone gets it, after i masterbate then it'll be clear on whether i just want her for sex or not. and the outcome is usually the same... i do
#100 - bootybanditt (07/15/2012) [-]
It's so ******* true every single time I have had a no strins attatched relationship (once) its because I asked her right after.
User avatar #4 - pennstate (07/15/2012) [-]
This is the greatest truth I've ever seen in my life.
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