It's Simple. . Masturbate before making imparting relasionship decisions.. You shall be welcomed into Olympus for your wisdom.
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#53 - totallynotmiggo (07/15/2012) [-]
In other words:

Fap at the altar.
#67 to #53 - itrinx (07/15/2012) [-]
Here take this
User avatar #74 to #67 - totallynotmiggo (07/15/2012) [-]
But I made the one above myself :(
#79 - junkinator (07/15/2012) [-]
this advice would come in handy if i had important relationship decisions to make
this advice would come in handy if i had important relationship decisions to make
#143 to #79 - condormcninja (07/15/2012) [-]
"in handy"
"in handy"
#1 - puppybiscuit (07/14/2012) [-]
You shall be welcomed into Olympus for your wisdom.
User avatar #151 to #1 - Olympus (08/12/2012) [-]
I'll be the judge of that, dick. Everybody thinking they can just come into me andwalk all over my face, jerks
#5 to #1 - funnyfox (07/15/2012) [-]
You will not see the end of this day!!
User avatar #8 to #1 - angelojuusan (07/15/2012) [-]
And lo, for the mortal did ascend to the mighty throne of the Dodekatheon, and he became the God of Truth and Wisdom, saving many a man and woman from poor decisions.

-The Chronicles of Awesome, Chapter 3, Page 24
#72 - neutralgray (07/15/2012) [-]
That is surprisingly good advice. Have a Supernatural gif.
That is surprisingly good advice. Have a Supernatural gif.
User avatar #112 - puppystrangler (07/15/2012) [-]
I think it should go more like,"Masturbate before making decisions."
User avatar #121 to #112 - psychonixx (07/15/2012) [-]
Or just "Masturbate".
User avatar #49 - sidathon (07/15/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks a girl is unattractive after I masturbate, unless they're overwhelmingly beautiful?
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#50 to #49 - twilightdusk (07/15/2012) [-]
That may be the point.
User avatar #51 to #50 - sidathon (07/15/2012) [-]
Aye.
User avatar #118 - gravitysandwich (07/15/2012) [-]
sometimes i get really horny and i'm upset that i don't have a girlfriend do to have sex with. then i masturbate and i'm like eh who needs one?
User avatar #138 to #109 - jeroylenkins (07/15/2012) [-]
Looks like Bill Nye has been hitting the gym pretty hard.
#80 - axlsummer (07/15/2012) [-]
never have i agreed more with content seen on this site!!!
User avatar #91 - alfjnn (07/15/2012) [-]
My Record for the amount of Masturbations (don't judge my english) is fifty-three in one day.

My Average is close to ten to twenty.

Is that wierd? Out of curiosity. I really have no idea how much one should fap in one day.
#120 to #91 - eutherin (07/15/2012) [-]
I call bs
http://www.atlnightspots. com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
User avatar #124 to #120 - alfjnn (07/15/2012) [-]
I didn't do it one time right after another, that's just insane.
#93 to #91 - creepyunclebob (07/15/2012) [-]
You'd have to finish like instantly to pull off 53 in a day and have time to get up again every time. Plus you would run out of semen after a few. More than once a day is weird, and even that much is pushing it.
User avatar #96 to #93 - alfjnn (07/15/2012) [-]
Comment Below, explains my situation better.

I also have something that I don't know the name of. My Pediatrician explained it to me as some kind of Over production in hormones, I produce more seamen than a lot of people. I don't know exactly how much, But I never really ran out.
User avatar #115 to #91 - Kingsteveooo (07/15/2012) [-]
Walking must be difficult
User avatar #117 to #115 - alfjnn (07/15/2012) [-]
***** . I use a hoveround power chair & Scooter.

Walkin's for squares.
User avatar #150 to #117 - Kingsteveooo (07/15/2012) [-]
And I thought I was clever using two skateboards, duct tape, and a wooden chair..
User avatar #106 to #91 - ktulu (07/15/2012) [-]
**** it. I have low blood pressure and in this heat it takes me an hour and a half to finish.
My **** buddy is like: "Are you planning on getting off me?"
User avatar #119 to #91 - rploeger (07/15/2012) [-]
That's alot.... I usually fap once or twice a day, usually not at all in the weekends... I guess we all have our own!
#92 to #91 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
that's ******** . You'll die of a heart attack after 40.
User avatar #94 to #92 - alfjnn (07/15/2012) [-]
When I say one day I mean in a period that I was awake. (In that case it was close to thirty Five hours before I finally got tired and passed out/went to bed.)

And they weren't consecutive. It takes me about four to five minutes to ejaculate from soft.

I kept a Tally chart throughout the day, I made it a goal to do so.
#99 to #94 - ironsoul (07/15/2012) [-]
How do you still have skin on your penis?
#101 to #99 - alfjnn (07/15/2012) [-]
Man, I don't question good fortune.

In other news, have a monte cristo.
#107 to #104 - alfjnn (07/15/2012) [-]
I see that you appreciate my cooking

Here, have a pizza I made.
#108 to #107 - chewieisthebest (07/15/2012) [-]
for me? Yay! :D
for me? Yay! :D
#110 to #108 - alfjnn (07/15/2012) [-]
AND FINALLY.
Iksender Kebab (I ran out of Tzatziki when I made this. D: Sucks)

ITS NICE TO SEE SOMEONE APPRICIATIN' GOOD COOKIN'
#19 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
I wish i would have thought of this before i met my ex....
#98 - trevo (07/15/2012) [-]
Every time I have to make a hard decision, I have a wank nd within the 2.5 seconds after cumming I have my decision
User avatar #82 - ooooooooooo (07/15/2012) [-]
4 seconds after ejaculation I feel so dirty for thinking about my girl friends.

am I the only one?
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#11 - funnyhound (07/15/2012) [-]
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#100 - bootybanditt (07/15/2012) [-]
It's so ******* true every single time I have had a no strins attatched relationship (once) its because I asked her right after.
User avatar #4 - pennstate (07/15/2012) [-]
This is the greatest truth I've ever seen in my life.
User avatar #122 - mahnamesjakers (07/15/2012) [-]
That's true. Anyone ever masturbate to a chick they know and at the time it seems OK but then afterwards you're like "Wait, I would never have sex with here what the hell am I thinking?"
#103 - timtation (07/15/2012) [-]
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#69 - emogangsta (07/15/2012) [-]
Best. Advice. Ever.
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