It's Simple. .. You shall be welcomed into Olympus for your wisdom. It's Simple You shall be welcomed into Olympus for your wisdom
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#1 - puppybiscuit
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(07/14/2012) [-]
You shall be welcomed into Olympus for your wisdom.
#5 to #1 - funnyfox
Reply -21
(07/15/2012) [-]
You will not see the end of this day!!
#125 to #5 - flyingorange
Reply +4
(07/15/2012) [-]
erm...
#151 to #1 - Olympus
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(08/12/2012) [-]
I'll be the judge of that, dick. Everybody thinking they can just come into me andwalk all over my face, jerks
#8 to #1 - angelojuusan
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(07/15/2012) [-]
And lo, for the mortal did ascend to the mighty throne of the Dodekatheon, and he became the God of Truth and Wisdom, saving many a man and woman from poor decisions.

-The Chronicles of Awesome, Chapter 3, Page 24
#53 - totallynotmiggo
Reply +77
(07/15/2012) [-]
In other words:

Fap at the altar.
#67 to #53 - itrinx
Reply +13
(07/15/2012) [-]
Here take this
#74 to #67 - totallynotmiggo
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(07/15/2012) [-]
But I made the one above myself :(
#49 - sidathon
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks a girl is unattractive after I masturbate, unless they're overwhelmingly beautiful?
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#50 to #49 - twilightdusk
Reply +62
(07/15/2012) [-]
That may be the point.
#52 to #50 - BunnyStew
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(07/15/2012) [-]
#51 to #50 - sidathon
Reply +1
(07/15/2012) [-]
Aye.
#79 - junkinator
Reply +36
(07/15/2012) [-]
this advice would come in handy if i had important relationship decisions to make
this advice would come in handy if i had important relationship decisions to make
#143 to #79 - condormcninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
"in handy"
"in handy"
#72 - neutralgray
Reply +25
(07/15/2012) [-]
That is surprisingly good advice. Have a Supernatural gif.
That is surprisingly good advice. Have a Supernatural gif.
#112 - puppystrangler
Reply +21
(07/15/2012) [-]
I think it should go more like,"Masturbate before making decisions."
#121 to #112 - psychonixx
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Or just "Masturbate".
#118 - gravitysandwich
Reply +13
(07/15/2012) [-]
sometimes i get really horny and i'm upset that i don't have a girlfriend do to have sex with. then i masturbate and i'm like eh who needs one?
#111 - connorandstuff
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Forgive my lack of knowledge, but, how does this help?
#135 to #111 - thearcher ONLINE
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(07/15/2012) [-]
It means the head you make the decision with is more promising than the other
#113 to #111 - twilightdusk
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Makes sure you're thinking with your brain and not your horny dick.
#114 to #113 - connorandstuff
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(07/15/2012) [-]
This makes sense :P Thank you!
#91 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
My Record for the amount of Masturbations (don't judge my english) is fifty-three in one day.

My Average is close to ten to twenty.

Is that wierd? Out of curiosity. I really have no idea how much one should fap in one day.
#93 to #91 - creepyunclebob
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(07/15/2012) [-]
You'd have to finish like instantly to pull off 53 in a day and have time to get up again every time. Plus you would run out of semen after a few. More than once a day is weird, and even that much is pushing it.
#96 to #93 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Comment Below, explains my situation better.

I also have something that I don't know the name of. My Pediatrician explained it to me as some kind of Over production in hormones, I produce more seamen than a lot of people. I don't know exactly how much, But I never really ran out.
#120 to #91 - eutherin
Reply -1
(07/15/2012) [-]
I call bs
http://www.atlnightspots. com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
#124 to #120 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
I didn't do it one time right after another, that's just insane.
#92 to #91 - anon
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(07/15/2012) [-]
that's ********. You'll die of a heart attack after 40.
#94 to #92 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
When I say one day I mean in a period that I was awake. (In that case it was close to thirty Five hours before I finally got tired and passed out/went to bed.)

And they weren't consecutive. It takes me about four to five minutes to ejaculate from soft.

I kept a Tally chart throughout the day, I made it a goal to do so.
#99 to #94 - ironsoul
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(07/15/2012) [-]
How do you still have skin on your penis?
#101 to #99 - alfjnn
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Man, I don't question good fortune.

In other news, have a monte cristo.
#104 to #101 - chewieisthebest
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#107 to #104 - alfjnn
Reply +2
(07/15/2012) [-]
I see that you appreciate my cooking

Here, have a pizza I made.
#108 to #107 - chewieisthebest
Reply +2
(07/15/2012) [-]
for me? Yay! :D
for me? Yay! :D
#110 to #108 - alfjnn
Reply +1
(07/15/2012) [-]
AND FINALLY.
Iksender Kebab (I ran out of Tzatziki when I made this. D: Sucks)

ITS NICE TO SEE SOMEONE APPRICIATIN' GOOD COOKIN'
#115 to #91 - Kingsteveooo
Reply +1
(07/15/2012) [-]
Walking must be difficult
#117 to #115 - alfjnn
Reply +4
(07/15/2012) [-]
*****. I use a hoveround power chair & Scooter.

Walkin's for squares.
#150 to #117 - Kingsteveooo
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(07/15/2012) [-]
And I thought I was clever using two skateboards, duct tape, and a wooden chair..
#106 to #91 - ktulu
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(07/15/2012) [-]
**** it. I have low blood pressure and in this heat it takes me an hour and a half to finish.
My **** buddy is like: "Are you planning on getting off me?"
#119 to #91 - rploeger
Reply +2
(07/15/2012) [-]
That's alot.... I usually fap once or twice a day, usually not at all in the weekends... I guess we all have our own!