What a contradiction.. Just for the lolz, don't get butthurt on me.. 1 GENESIS :_ I HAVE SEEN THE FACE or 900 e' Milt NOBODY was SEEN TH . E or comm Rippa-. Oh look. An imminent religious . i think Ill post some ponies and double the jimmie rustling. What a contradiction Just for the lolz don't get butthurt on me 1 GENESIS :_ I HAVE SEEN THE FACE or 900 e' Milt NOBODY was TH E comm Rippa- Oh look An imminent religious i think Ill post some ponies and double jimmie rustling
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#105 - teamrocketninja
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Oh look. An imminent religious *********. i think Ill post some ponies and double the jimmie rustling.
#153 to #105 - ultrarobbie
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LOL I'll make it even more worse and post an image of Justin Bieber!

HUEHUEHUEHUEHAHAHAHHUE
#358 to #105 - twogirlscnecup
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#722 to #105 - anon id: 30f1df60
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6844071 at FJ Pony Thread ** pony?
#741 to #105 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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#692 to #105 - theforanger
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another religious *********... I'm catholic, yes, but people who are offended by this are ****.
#763 to #105 - peepeethesailor
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FWEE FWEE! FWEE FWEE FWEE! FWEE FWEE FWEE FWEE FWEE! FWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!
#243 to #105 - cantpickusername
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#662 to #661 - wazaparks
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Comment Picture
#701 to #662 - sebamorena
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#764 to #735 - anon id: 980b3de7
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#131 to #105 - tommux
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**tommux rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Damn him ** MFW You brought ponies to a religious *********.
#734 to #131 - theoriginalbastard
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**theoriginalbastard rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Satanism ** MFW I wish I could do that :(
#136 to #131 - moneysam
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I'm not sure whether that's THE BEST ******* ROLL or THE WORST ******* ROLL. GIF UNRELATED
I'm not sure whether that's THE BEST ******* ROLL or THE WORST ******* ROLL. GIF UNRELATED
#454 to #131 - niconicodouga
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This is the God of all rolls.
#712 to #131 - kodex
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#272 to #131 - larski
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Perfect roll right there.
Perfect roll right there.
User avatar #711 to #131 - swimmingprodigy
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You actually could not post a better picture if you picked it, then the one you just rolled
User avatar #715 to #711 - crazymachete
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*than*
User avatar #717 to #715 - pacoseago
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Maybe he wasn't finished, did you see a period? "then the one you just rolled was perfect"
User avatar #726 to #717 - swimmingprodigy
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thank you for defending me lol.

But he's right, I did have a grammar derp moment
User avatar #744 to #726 - crazymachete
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Defending? Sorry that i made you feel like you were bebing attack.. D:
User avatar #745 to #744 - crazymachete
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**Being
User avatar #753 to #744 - swimmingprodigy
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not at all, dont worry about "hurting my feelings" or some ******** like that. Just defending seemed like the most accurate word at the moment
User avatar #746 to #717 - crazymachete
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You have my thumb, sir.
#554 to #131 - sizzlingdragon **User deleted account**
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#267 to #131 - deathzor
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**deathzor rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at The Era of Bronies is over! ** >mfw religious ********* and winning rolls
#738 to #131 - themisstophat
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Comment Picture
User avatar #315 to #131 - playfaire
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And some people will see this as a sign from god, but in my eyes it is but a coincidence. Sweet roll though bro!
#765 to #131 - Titanasgr
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#761 to #131 - anon id: d29b63e2
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dude. nice.
#376 to #131 - anon id: 0c6d8197
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #122 at character creation ** THAT ROLL WAS A SIGN FROM GOD
User avatar #749 to #131 - sterlingarcher
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This is... amazing!
#752 to #131 - austinsaget
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**austinsaget rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at 10 Things You Never Knew About BATMAN ** MFW you posted religion in a pony *********
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#637 to #131 - mahnamesjakers
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**mahnamesjakers rolled a random image posted in comment #7105477 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw your perfect roll
#713 to #637 - selbs
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**selbs rolled a random image posted in comment #6935188 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw you didnt roll a good image
**selbs rolled a random image posted in comment #6935188 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw you didnt roll a good image
#716 to #713 - mahnamesjakers
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**mahnamesjakers rolled a random image posted in comment #6643497 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw you didnt either
#718 to #716 - selbs
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**selbs rolled a random image posted in comment #6935761 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw im not sure if thats relavant
#719 to #718 - mahnamesjakers
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**mahnamesjakers rolled a random image posted in comment #35167 at Anime & Manga ** mfw im pretty sure yours was relevant that time
#720 to #719 - selbs
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**selbs rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at 4 Juli ** mfw i FINGER MY OWN ARSE OVER YOUR DOG
#727 to #720 - mahnamesjakers
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**mahnamesjakers rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at Halloween ** mfw wat
#728 to #727 - selbs
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**selbs rolled a random image posted in comment #371 at Good Guy Tesla ** mfw my fist gets stuck up my bum
User avatar #729 to #728 - selbs
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no i meant *roll picture* mfw i get a ray gun stuck up my bum
#730 to #729 - selbs
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**selbs rolled a random image posted in comment #6689081 at FJ Pony Thread ** my face when my abortion fails
#731 to #730 - selbs
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**selbs rolled a random image posted in comment #6952995 at FJ Pony Thread ** rolling pictures is fun, mfw a monkey flies through my window and rapes me
#732 to #731 - selbs
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**selbs rolled a random image posted in comment #211 at nailed it ** im going to stop now
**selbs rolled a random image posted in comment #211 at nailed it ** im going to stop now
#149 to #131 - tankeruber
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User avatar #212 to #149 - anonemus
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Leave the thumbs for the comments. There's only 2 ways things will go down if it reaches FP.
1. (If posted by the roller): OMG WHY U THINK U NEED MUR THUMBS HURR?!?
2. (If posted by someone not in thread) OMG WHY U TAK THIS THREAD? YOU TAKE HIS THUMBS?!1 HURR DURR!?!!
And that is your basic roll content on Frontpage.
#218 to #212 - tankeruber
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User avatar #700 to #218 - zigzagderpaderp
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See this is the problem with FJ. People are too worried about getting thumbs instead of making frontpage with funny stuff.
User avatar #227 to #218 - anonemus
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I'm just trying to keep one less ********* from the FP. FJ needs it these days: to not rage continuously, or tear each other apart over minor differences in opinion. I want to wait for FJ to finally collapse (because, anyone can see it is inevitable) when I'm at least starting classes again. That way, one less thing to get in the way of studying.
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#17 to #7 - trickytrickster
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My gosh I wish people would bother reading up on bible quotes before they post them, ESPECIALLY how words are translated. Then you wouldn't look uneducated when you post stuff like this.
#30 to #17 - Benmc
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You're one of those people that just can't let the small **** go aren't you?
#35 to #30 - slippythetoad
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You're the ass who likes to make fights aren't you?
#36 to #35 - Benmc
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Hey another one!
#38 to #36 - slippythetoad
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Another what? Where?
Another what? Where?
#39 to #38 - Benmc
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This made me laugh so I'm going to thumb you up sir.
User avatar #201 to #39 - theoriginalzombie
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Never back down from a fight boy, ain't i taught you nothin?
User avatar #364 to #39 - sacredmagic
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DAMNIT YOU'RE WHAT MAKES US LOOK BAD!

Being a Christian is about being tolerant and loving! Instead, because we're human, people have been hurt and alienated by Christians. It's this ******** that puts people off and reinforces the beliefs of jaded atheists and other nonbelievers. Take the log out of your own eye.


(for anyone who doesn't give a ****, I apologize, but I hate hypocrisy within the church)
User avatar #398 to #364 - meganinja
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i'm pretty sure you responded to the wrong person, as Benmc has never stated that he was Christian.
#697 to #398 - sacredmagic
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....
#686 to #39 - Benmc
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Not sure what I did here, but not a lot of people liked it...
#693 to #686 - Benmc
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I was just trying to be a good sport...
#215 to #17 - luckyflea
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...but that's the actual verse?
User avatar #162 to #17 - alleksi
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I just checked it from the bible, its there
#22 to #17 - trickytrickster
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You thumb me down but read this then. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #40 to #22 - lordbyronxiv
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This "article" barely knows how to use the English language, with all it's grammatical errors. How can I trust it's knowledge of Hebrew to English translation?
Basically, blog posts aren't legitimate sources of information.
Js.
#74 to #40 - trickytrickster
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Then look up it's hebrew to english translations on your own, or just educate yourself on the passages. Why do you think Bible studies are so popular? People have to examine it to understand the actual meaning.
#60 to #22 - corkscrew
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lol no I'm not reading something that has the word "feminism" in it
#72 to #60 - trickytrickster
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Typical response. I'm not gonna read this because it will educate me beyond my limited knowledge. You won't read something with feminist in it's title that is defending a bible verse that apparently puts down women?
User avatar #87 to #72 - corkscrew
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It was somewhat of a joke
I didn't read it simply because it said feminism in it
I didn't read it because, as my picture says, I didn't want to read a ******* book
#84 to #72 - teddybearmayhem
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Why are you getting so defensive over something that is obviously out-dated? Women weren't near the level men were because that's how they lived back then. So the bible verse probably says that, do we have to follow that exactly? No. In the bible it also mentions how you can't plant two different crops in the same field, but i'm sure christian farmers still use crop rotation and things as such planting two different crops in the same field. I'm not trying to argue with you or defend anybody, just don't take **** on the internet so serious.

TL;DR Stop whining, and get over it. It's the internet.
#120 to #84 - trickytrickster
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Oh gosh, now we are going into the Old Testament!!! My gosh, you really are in way over your head. I'm sorry but as long as people are going to make ignorant statements and I know otherwise, I will defeat it. The New Testament also says that woman, men, slave, and slave owner, are all equal in the eyes of God. So yah...
User avatar #166 to #120 - DietWater
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you're not making christians look good by trying to continue an argument. just saying.
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#549 to #120 - lotlizard
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I'm agnostic! Pic not related unless you want my seed.
#758 to #7 - trickytrickster
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I apologize for having come across as a dick. I don't know why it came out way. I guess all I was trying to say is that some stuff get translated weird. You are right, that is in the Bible. Can't we all just get along :-(
User avatar #65 - sagittareivan
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"OP is a fag."

4Chan 9:11
#158 - foreverone **User deleted account**
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The biggest contradiction of all
#240 to #158 - inuar
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HA!
HA!
#439 to #240 - Mateos
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**Mateos rolled a random image posted in comment #318 at /gay/ ** **** you and your exclamation mark
#540 to #439 - inuar
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HA!!!
#127 - tacblack
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It's funny but we make fun of Jews, Muslims, black people, asians, pretty much any group you can think of. But the one time when we make fun of Christians, than holy **** it's the ******* end of the world and everyone gets butthurt. It's like it's taboo to make fun of christians. I don't see jews, black people, or anybody else getting butthurt.
#161 to #127 - kaylkhan
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That would be because Christianity is the one true religion.
User avatar #213 to #161 - galkawhm
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What makes it more true than any other religion?
#223 to #213 - kaylkhan
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GOD and facts.
User avatar #226 to #223 - galkawhm
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That's extremely vague. Every religion has one or more gods and it's own facts. What specifically separates yours from the rest?
#231 to #226 - kaylkhan
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THE CREATOR/SAVIOR who people can actually meet and get to know if they will follow HIS instructions. The reason many do not know HIM is that they really deep down do not want to know HIM, they hold their sin to be of higher value. Also the Bible is really a very accurate history book, people are so busy hating it that they miss the validity of its historical recording. Also the prophesies of the Bible, all up to this time have been exactly fulfilled and look at the world now, we are watching the very 'birth pangs' of Revelation before our eyes and all the things happening with Israel and the middle east are straight from the prophesies. There is more but its all just too much, everything relates back to GOD.
User avatar #235 to #231 - galkawhm
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The bible isn't as accurate as you think. It's filled with numerous contradictions (1) and all the "Prophesies" are extremely vague(2) and self fulfilling.

1. www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html
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#260 to #235 - kaylkhan
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That is not true. You just have to get in touch with GOD, some things are hidden and must be revealed by HIM but there is plenty that is understandable to all. The prophesies are not vague they are very specific, "self fulfilling" is not an accurate term to describe them either. The prophesies are partially coded and require a cipher that GOD reserves for those who are dedicated to HIM. As far as contradictions, there are none, just peoples lack of deeper study.
#283 to #260 - arnoldbusk
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mfw all your posts
#704 to #223 - watchesupee
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THANK YOU!!!! When will people realize that God made everything including science. Just because man figured out one if His systems are ways of creating something, man is all like "ohhhh noooo. there aint no God!!!!!".

I dont even see Christianity as a religion. It just simply is.
#759 to #704 - kaylkhan
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Well I am glad to see that someone else here is willing to understand the truth. You will probably get red thumbed off this site like I have but it dont matter, the truth is the truth and at least for now, new accounts are not hard to make.

GOD did make all the systems we exist in and Christianity is just the acknowledgment of the truth and actual history combined with a personal motivation to draw close to GOD through JESUS.
#771 to #759 - watchesupee
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haha yes i know. I've been thumbed down like crazy in the past already so it doesnt matter.
#199 to #127 - leakypillow
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Why worry about the needs of the minority when you could achieve the support of the majority?
#140 to #127 - anon id: cf9bfb4b
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1 time? is this your first day on FJ?
#147 to #140 - tacblack
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I'm not saying it only happens once. I'm saying that the times we make fun of the christians everybody gets rustled. There have been plenty of jokes on jews and black people. But everytime christians are made fun of there are sporadic **********.
#146 to #127 - anon id: 589f1d50
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HMMMM YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT THERE
#171 to #127 - anon id: a5cfe636
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probably because when people make such jokes against jews, muslims, black people and asians, they are generally joking and don't mean anything by it. but when people make fun of christians it's usually with the intent of offending someone or attacking the religion outright. not to mention when people say "religion" or argue atheism, it's usually christianity that gets singled out. even out of the literally thousands of religions in the world.

prove me wrong.
User avatar #321 to #171 - Faz
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Oh hey lets make a joke about the jews getting killed in the millions because you know...no harm in that is there? But oh just a little comment about a contradiction in the bible an you all get butthurt, seriously shut your idiotic mouth and next time dont post as an anon and take the red thumbs coming your way through your stupidity.
#534 to #127 - anon id: d155c9b8
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Well, you don't tell a black man that he's not black because you have "proof" that he's wrong.
#228 to #127 - snoot
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your right man. but I am a christian. I thumbed this up it made me laugh. it was a small joke with a fact. some people need to realize that whenever there is a Christan joke being made they don't need to get instantaneously butthurt. the only jokes that get me are the ones basically saying i am a moron for believing in anything the ones not meant to be funny but to make a certain group look stupid. plus in the description OP was clearly being lighthearted about it.
User avatar #494 to #127 - exrflarion
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Muslim teach its follower to tolerate insult to their religion. i know this for being muslim myself.

****** can't internet because they can't read, Black people who could know they will not get anything to create *********.

Jew is too busy counting money.

Asian is too busy studying.
#598 to #494 - anon id: 06f1f84a
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Muslim's are to busy creating there next bomb attack* I know this because I am Muslim.
#612 to #598 - exrflarion
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Haha, yeah, True dat c:
User avatar #584 to #494 - exrflarion
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*if they were to create a *********
User avatar #148 to #127 - dxpugs
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A VERY GOOD POINT INDEED
#320 - skittlesareepic
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**skittlesareepic rolled a random image posted in comment #181 at sports ** this is god's true face
User avatar #560 to #320 - raidertrolls
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Clay Matthews is built like some sort of god
User avatar #536 - welfarekid
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Genesis 32:30, Jacob fought with a man to be blessed, he had immense physical strife to overcome to be blessed, once he proved himself to be blessed, the man said "You are no longer Jacob, you are Israel" (means to strive with god) He strived to be blessed, so he named the spot where he wrestled the priest to be blessed Peniel. (It means the face of god)
He symbolically means that he has "Seen the face of god."

Just saying, It is a contradiction in itself, but It wasn't literal.
Learn before you leap.

Dont ******* **** storm me with negathumbs my god I'm just correcting something horribly wrong like you do all the time, except most of you will hate me because I opposed OP's faggotry.
User avatar #574 to #536 - perronfan
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Christians used to say everything was literal in the bible but once you start pointing out the fallacy in the stupid book, butthurt people change it to be taken symbolically, they will be seen as a fringe religion like scientology is today soon enough so i not mad
User avatar #602 to #574 - Greevon
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Hey, just FYI people have been taking the bible in a metaphorical sense for just as long as Christianity has been a religion. It was only the manipulative popes and priests of the old catholic church that insisted everything be taken literally and everyone believe it all means the same thing. Many protestants in fact believe that there is no correct way to find enlightenment through the bible and you should interpret it your own way.
I'm not very religious, but I still get offended when people think they're smart.
User avatar #611 to #602 - perronfan
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im offended when people think that religion is real
User avatar #617 to #611 - Greevon
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Well that's an awful reason to be offended. I'm not at all offended by people being atheist or other religion. I guess that just shows that you're much worse than any other "intolerant and stubborn" religious fanatic.
User avatar #624 to #617 - perronfan
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or im just trolling and love red thumbs
#628 to #624 - Greevon
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Fed troll.   
Regret nothing.
Fed troll.
Regret nothing.
#774 to #628 - perronfan
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User avatar #590 to #574 - welfarekid
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Revelations definitely isn't literal, in fact, anyone who would think that every word written by humans in a time of philosophy in a book about a higher being is literal, Is a ******* idiot.
User avatar #595 to #590 - perronfan
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but it was written by god through the hands of man i thought, but then again there is no god so yea
User avatar #603 to #595 - welfarekid
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What was written in the bible was written by holy men, who wrote what god had done to the best of their abilities, the reason people say "It's god's word" is because it was written people who believed they have experienced god, or his son, in some sort or fashion, and what he did for them.
Not every person in every religion is the same, so don't tell me what I believe.
User avatar #606 to #603 - perronfan
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yea but most of the books written by alleged first hand accounts of jesus works and deeds where rejected by the conventions 150 years later after his supposed death and any book written by woman, except two, were completely rejected so yeah just to easy to pick apart a religion that has no evidence. CLEAR. evidence for basing there beliefs of the new testament
User avatar #622 to #606 - welfarekid
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I mean that was when women were concidered inferior, jesus's ideas were concidered radical. The catholics through those out I didn't choose to do so, but i can't help it, and theres still evidence as long as there is a book period. just deal with it. im tired of typing, I'm gonna go roll one.

And to get this out of the way.
I'm a christian, pothead, honor student, from the south.
If that can happen anything can my friend.
And to get this out of the way.
I never said I was the perfect christian, I smoke, I drink, I cuss, and I still believe that as long as i defend what I believe like today, I'll be fine.

NOW. I will not be commenting back so just soak up all you can from that.
#626 to #622 - perronfan
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i love you
i love you
#589 to #574 - anon id: 738512d5
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Name one person who said the Bible was to be taken literally.
User avatar #593 to #589 - perronfan
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pastors
Pope

organized Religion

idiots
#601 to #593 - anon id: 738512d5
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Pastors never say that. The Pope has definitely never said that (He specifically said that it's not meant to be taken literally, he also accepts the idea of evolution), and no to organized religion.

http://www.thetrumpet . com/?q=7 [url deleted]
User avatar #604 to #601 - perronfan
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im just mad at christfags
#616 to #604 - anon id: 738512d5
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That below anon wasn't me. Anyways, I respect your opinion, but just remember that not all of us are total douchebags.
#605 to #604 - anon id: 14c432eb
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#610 to #605 - perronfan
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im 8
im 8
#552 to #536 - addictakilla
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Thank you, so I didn't have to.
P.S. Take this Reaction Image to use whilst correcting people
User avatar #558 to #552 - welfarekid
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I saved to my reaction folder.
It makes me look dumb, I named it waters of knowledge
#575 to #536 - barackjemima
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I agree mate.   
   
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I agree mate.

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User avatar #542 to #536 - novus
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Why don't we fight with angels anymore to be blessed? I would go to that church service
User avatar #1 - itsallinthefunny
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Lol its hilarious when somebody takes a literal and a nonliteral phrase and then makes both of them look literal
#24 to #1 - darthtomale
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Just because it isn't what it says it is doesn't mean people should forget how reading works.
#2 to #1 - hoban
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#4 to #1 - justatest
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Lol its hilarious when somebody takes a made up and another made up phrase and then makes both of them seam real
#5 to #4 - itsallinthefunny
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User avatar #32 to #5 - trimageryan
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That the bible is a made up story....I thought what he said was rather clear....
#96 to #32 - justatest
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yep even Captain Obvious knows it
#42 - themaaster
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If you don't use the complete verse, you're gonna have a bad time.
#571 - SemiAnon
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I see the face of God every time I look in a reflective surface.
#666 to #571 - anon id: 4b2791f0
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Holy ****. I literally waited 2 minutes thinking the picture would eventually load.

-_-
#671 to #666 - SemiAnon
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