battletoads. .. This place was right down the street from the high school I went to in Las Vegas. Place is uptight as all . "Don't touch this, don't touch that. If you tak Four chan and shit
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#63 - imagoddamntroll
Reply +452
(07/14/2012) [-]
This place was right down the street from the high school I went to in Las Vegas. Place is uptight as all ****. "Don't touch this, don't touch that. If you take your penis out one more time buddy I'm calling the cops." Sheesh.... dickheads
#772 to #63 - anon
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(07/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3902538/Fireworks/
He told his friends that he wanted front page and to mass message his content
I say the hell with that, he doesn't deserves it
#773 to #772 - imagoddamntroll
Reply +5
(07/14/2012) [-]
You are god's mistake.
You are god's mistake.
#980 to #773 - ghostlespaul
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(07/16/2012) [-]
where is this gif from?
#981 to #980 - imagoddamntroll
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(07/16/2012) [-]
No idea. I found it on here awhile ago.
#905 to #772 - anon
Reply 0
(07/14/2012) [-]
Here's proof
#954 to #905 - sirizenhime
Reply +5
(07/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#66 to #63 - shoryuken
Reply +9
(07/14/2012) [-]
have you met chum lee?or cory? or rick? :p
#70 to #66 - imagoddamntroll
Reply +150
(07/14/2012) [-]
I'm gonna be honest here, not a fan of the show. I only went because the girl that had huge tits in my class wanted to go.
#489 to #70 - scotlandspie
Reply +27
(07/14/2012) [-]
you should have shown her your <--
#429 to #66 - babykj
Reply +1
(07/14/2012) [-]
He met Cum Lee.
#9 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
Reply +169
(07/13/2012) [-]
The first time I ever got tears from reading a 4chan thread, oh my god
The first time I ever got tears from reading a 4chan thread, oh my god
#222 to #9 - computor
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(07/14/2012) [-]
i fell in love with that gif
#22 - woofman ONLINE
Reply +141
(07/13/2012) [-]
i lost it at the boston battletoads
i lost it at the boston battletoads
#249 - iseeyouthar **User deleted account**
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#276 to #249 - Schwarzenegger
Reply +9
(07/14/2012) [-]
I lost it at that one.
#21 - ryantheatheist
Reply +101
(07/13/2012) [-]
>gold and silver
>yes, I'm looking for anything relevant to the proelius anphibius
>excuse me?
>oh, I'm sorry, the uhh common battletoad?
*click*
#36 - pariahlol
Reply +87
(07/13/2012) [-]
I hope to god this gets on the show
#273 to #36 - captainrattrap
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(07/14/2012) [-]
I wish the number still worked... It would be so ******* hilarious to do one of these.
#246 - urghseventysix
Reply +86
(07/14/2012) [-]
&gt;Hello?    
&gt;Yeah, I have a complaint about one of your employees, can I talk to your manager?    
&gt;One moment sir.    
   
*Manager picks up*    
   
&gt;Hello?    
&gt;Yeah, I've got a complaint about one of your cashiers.    
&gt;Oh? What did he do exactly?    
&gt;He was just arrogant, snobbish and all around a total ignorant dick to me and mostly everyone else. He clearly didn't care about his job whatsoever.    
&gt;I see sir, an-    
&gt;I couldn't even eat because of that giggling yellow **** cooking in the back room    
&gt;What? Sorry, do you remember the name of that cashier?    
&gt;His name? Yeah, it was like... Squidward or some ****.    
&gt;**** YOU    
   
*Click*
>Hello?
>Yeah, I have a complaint about one of your employees, can I talk to your manager?
>One moment sir.

*Manager picks up*

>Hello?
>Yeah, I've got a complaint about one of your cashiers.
>Oh? What did he do exactly?
>He was just arrogant, snobbish and all around a total ignorant dick to me and mostly everyone else. He clearly didn't care about his job whatsoever.
>I see sir, an-
>I couldn't even eat because of that giggling yellow **** cooking in the back room
>What? Sorry, do you remember the name of that cashier?
>His name? Yeah, it was like... Squidward or some ****.
>**** YOU

*Click*
#302 to #246 - anon
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(07/14/2012) [-]
Thanks for the memories, I called that store with my bro so many times.
#29 - TitsburghFeelers
Reply +81
(07/13/2012) [-]

This is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. I haven't laughed this hard since I did shrooms and watched Trapper Keeper. "Officer Battletoad"..I'm still crying.
#328 to #29 - danniegurl ONLINE
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(07/14/2012) [-]
...and it was from 4chan
#214 - bionicpanda
Reply +77
(07/14/2012) [-]
i gave it a try   
&gt;Gold and Silver   
&gt;Hello, i was wondering if you guys cold hold and item for me   
&gt;Uhh, i don't know man, maybe. what's the item you're looking for?   
&gt;It's a tiny plate of armor.   
&gt;Let me guess you want to put it on a battletoad?   
&gt;No it's for my gerbil we're having some pictures taken tomorrow and i want him to look cool.   
&gt;Oh, okay sorry sir, i don't know if we have anything like that. can i have your cell number if i find out we do?   
&gt;Why of course.    
&gt;okay. shoot.   
&gt;702   
&gt;yeah   
&gt;Battle toads   
&gt;**** you   
&gt;click
i gave it a try
>Gold and Silver
>Hello, i was wondering if you guys cold hold and item for me
>Uhh, i don't know man, maybe. what's the item you're looking for?
>It's a tiny plate of armor.
>Let me guess you want to put it on a battletoad?
>No it's for my gerbil we're having some pictures taken tomorrow and i want him to look cool.
>Oh, okay sorry sir, i don't know if we have anything like that. can i have your cell number if i find out we do?
>Why of course.
>okay. shoot.
>702
>yeah
>Battle toads
>**** you
>click
#266 - noodlelover
Reply +76
(07/14/2012) [-]
i am crying from this line