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User avatar #63 - imagoddamntroll (07/14/2012) [+] (10 replies)
This place was right down the street from the high school I went to in Las Vegas. Place is uptight as all **** . "Don't touch this, don't touch that. If you take your penis out one more time buddy I'm calling the cops." Sheesh.... dickheads
#9 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The first time I ever got tears from reading a 4chan thread, oh my god
The first time I ever got tears from reading a 4chan thread, oh my god
#22 - woofman (07/13/2012) [-]
i lost it at the boston battletoads
i lost it at the boston battletoads
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User avatar #21 - ryantheatheist (07/13/2012) [-]
>gold and silver
>yes, I'm looking for anything relevant to the proelius anphibius
>excuse me?
>oh, I'm sorry, the uhh common battletoad?
*click*
#36 - pariahlol (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I hope to god this gets on the show
#246 - urghseventysix (07/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Hello?    
>Yeah, I have a complaint about one of your employees, can I talk to your manager?    
>One moment sir.    
   
*Manager picks up*    
   
>Hello?    
>Yeah, I've got a complaint about one of your cashiers.    
>Oh? What did he do exactly?    
>He was just arrogant, snobbish and all around a total ignorant dick to me and mostly everyone else. He clearly didn't care about his job whatsoever.    
>I see sir, an-    
>I couldn't even eat because of that giggling yellow 						****					 cooking in the back room    
>What? Sorry, do you remember the name of that cashier?    
>His name? Yeah, it was like... Squidward or some 						****					.    
>						****					 YOU    
   
*Click*
>Hello?
>Yeah, I have a complaint about one of your employees, can I talk to your manager?
>One moment sir.

*Manager picks up*

>Hello?
>Yeah, I've got a complaint about one of your cashiers.
>Oh? What did he do exactly?
>He was just arrogant, snobbish and all around a total ignorant dick to me and mostly everyone else. He clearly didn't care about his job whatsoever.
>I see sir, an-
>I couldn't even eat because of that giggling yellow **** cooking in the back room
>What? Sorry, do you remember the name of that cashier?
>His name? Yeah, it was like... Squidward or some **** .
> **** YOU

*Click*
#29 - TitsburghFeelers (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)

This is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. I haven't laughed this hard since I did shrooms and watched Trapper Keeper. "Officer Battletoad"..I'm still crying.
#214 - bionicpanda (07/14/2012) [-]
i gave it a try   
>Gold and Silver   
>Hello, i was wondering if you guys cold hold and item for me   
>Uhh, i don't know man, maybe. what's the item you're looking for?   
>It's a tiny plate of armor.   
>Let me guess you want to put it on a battletoad?   
>No it's for my gerbil we're having some pictures taken tomorrow and i want him to look cool.   
>Oh, okay sorry sir, i don't know if we have anything like that. can i have your cell number if i find out we do?   
>Why of course.    
>okay. shoot.   
>702   
>yeah   
>Battle toads   
>						****					 you   
>click
i gave it a try
>Gold and Silver
>Hello, i was wondering if you guys cold hold and item for me
>Uhh, i don't know man, maybe. what's the item you're looking for?
>It's a tiny plate of armor.
>Let me guess you want to put it on a battletoad?
>No it's for my gerbil we're having some pictures taken tomorrow and i want him to look cool.
>Oh, okay sorry sir, i don't know if we have anything like that. can i have your cell number if i find out we do?
>Why of course.
>okay. shoot.
>702
>yeah
>Battle toads
> **** you
>click
#266 - noodlelover (07/14/2012) [-]
i am crying from this line
#374 - klink (07/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
just called them, didnt think they would actually pick up but oh well:

>Gold and Silver.
>Good day Sir, I was looking for some antique boardgames.
>Sure, anything in mind?
>Yes, I believe it is called Warfare Frogs.
>wha- ******* christ.

*Hangs up*

#82 - Carnictus (07/14/2012) [-]
This is what I came here for.
This is what I came here for.
User avatar #348 - redcookiemonster (07/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i did it. and im weak as hell.

>this is rick from the world famou- *4*

>ring ring... gold and pawn (chumlee)
>yea hey there im guessing this is chumlee?
>yea why?
>yea so i was wondering if you guys had any guns?
> you sound a bit young ?
>oh sorry i meant like bb guns. like old ones.
>oh yea! we've got an old winchester here. we've also got a red rider
> really? can i hold them in my flipper?
>.... what?
> im a battletoad.
>*click*
User avatar #358 - DaColonel (07/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Gold and Silver
>Hey, I like in PA but I am coming out to the Vegas area soon and I wanted to make sure you have something I am looking for.
>Sure, that's a long flight what are you coming out here for?
>Oh business and I watch your show and wondered if you had my favorite superbowl rings?
>Sure which team
>Patriots 2004
>Ricky Bryant?
>that's the one
>We have it priced at $35,000
>Can you guys haggle
>well it's a little difficult over the phone
>your right I will just take a look at it when I get to town
>sounds good
>by the way what is your name, you have been very helpful
>Ray
>Oh cool that's my father's name
>Awesome
>My name is Jeremy Battletoad
>What the **** dude that was a 12 minute conversation
>click
#28 - thriteenkid (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
guess who else is calling gold&silver about battle toads
guess who else is calling gold&silver about battle toads
#27 - thatguycrow (07/13/2012) [-]
oh my god i havent laughed this hard in a very long time. genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on this site in months. I actually woke up the neighbours i was laughing so loud
oh my god i havent laughed this hard in a very long time. genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on this site in months. I actually woke up the neighbours i was laughing so loud
User avatar #963 - xgeneration ONLINE (07/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Gold n silver
>"Battle-
>*clicks*

that escalated quickly.
#42 - jesusmcbatmanjones (07/13/2012) [-]
Finally a decent post in this ocean of secrets, Thank you OP.
Finally a decent post in this ocean of secrets, Thank you OP.
#960 - ThickMcRunFast (07/14/2012) [-]
>Gold n Silver...   
>ERMAGHERD BATTLETERDS   
>You've gotta be 						*******					 kidding me.   
>*click*
>Gold n Silver...
>ERMAGHERD BATTLETERDS
>You've gotta be ******* kidding me.
>*click*
User avatar #434 - albierio (07/14/2012) [-]
>Gold and Silver.
>Hey, I'm a biologist and I'm looking for a book.
>Alright, what's the title?
>Aggressive Amphibians in the wild.
>Alright well..... **** Me.
>click
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